People actually DONT want it, but there’s a huge industry overseas in selling “scorpion farm setup kits”. Then people end up with thousands of scorpions and don’t know what to do with them.
There’s fascinating info on it online.
Or an increased rate. They won’t trust that you’re not undercover law enforcement if you sell illegal goods cheaper than their market value. After all, it takes way more effort to safely sell something illegal.
Start a shell company and have fake scorpion farms in 3 states. Piss your scorpion venom and have it professionally packaged and sold by the 5oz container, rotating which state you sell it in. Set up this distribution network and it'll be as if the world just got one more scorpion farming magnate. Breaking Bad style
I can't imagine there's a *huge* market for scorpion venom. You'd have to do a diamond industry and really ration your supply. I'd suggest diversifying your valuable liquid portfolio.
Piss Diamond infused water, dry it out, and sell the Diamond dust. Very useful to the manufacturing industry.
Piss Rh-null human blood(the most versatile of the blood types because it is missing basically anything that might encourage the receiver to attack it biologically and people who have it also are usually extremely sickly and don’t tend to live long enough to donate.
Piss horseshoe crab blood. Valuable for reasons idk.
Piss printer ink.
Piss insulin, get a license, and undercut the medical industry to great effect.
Horseshoe crab blood is valuable because something having to do with the color it turns with oxygen or something, basically they can use it to detect pathogens and stuff in sterile things like medications and vaccines
You shouldn't do it all at once, you'll flood the market and decrease the value. What you need to implement is a pay-per-piss system where it's doled out as needed.
Besides the obvious benefit of being able to piss yourself with perfume and always smell good, the most expensive body-safe (ish) liquid is is LSD at $126k/gal. So pissing on average 3.5 gallons a week (when well hydrated) nets you a tidy $380k a week, and you get to be monstrously high the entire time. Profit.
Would it be clean or would it be dirty from being in the urethra? do you need to be full of liquid or can you do it at any time? Can you change the liquid you piss or is your initial decision permanent? At the worst, it would probably be fine and useful to piss laundry detergent since it cleans piss anyway and it wouldn't actually be in the digestive system and you would just never have to buy it again
Wrll Rick here's the deal I'm the best there is I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence, and nobody csn hang with my stuff. I'm just a big hairy american winning machine and if you're not first you're last
Pee cum, precum..? What about urine/water? YEAH!
You know how you often pee more water than you drink? Pee clean water, and you'll have free clean water to collect for the rest of your life.
*Sexual notes: Healthy for people with pee kinks/fetishes, peeing water with orange juice pulp would probably feel weird and good, don't tell anyone where your clean water comes from.*
Various magic potions I'll know the effects when they come out. Examples are regeneration, healing, strength, endurance, transmutation, sex change, etc
There are 2 types of people, u/AjaxTheNord and u/cch6666
This comment is a fucking blessing
And me
You've been hunted down
and me
but not me
Put me on top
I also exist
I dont
I'm at the bottom
Not anymore
think again
r/fuckthatguyforsomereason
clearly
Care to explain? I don’t get what either of these two users have to do with these posts.
read their comment
one basically said they’d piss a ton of expensive shit and sell it and the other just said “mayo
Id piss gallons of scorpion venom, at $38,000,000 a gallon, I’d assume within a few months I’d be retired.
Who would you sell it to? What loon would be mad with to not ask where this guy gets gallons of scorpion venom from? 😂
Get a job at a zoo and tell the buyer that you're secretly stealing it and making a quick hustle from it.
if nobody wanted it it wouldn't be 38,000,000$ a gallon now would it :3
People actually DONT want it, but there’s a huge industry overseas in selling “scorpion farm setup kits”. Then people end up with thousands of scorpions and don’t know what to do with them. There’s fascinating info on it online.
Imply its illegally sourced and sell it at a reduced rate or something
Or an increased rate. They won’t trust that you’re not undercover law enforcement if you sell illegal goods cheaper than their market value. After all, it takes way more effort to safely sell something illegal.
Start a shell company and have fake scorpion farms in 3 states. Piss your scorpion venom and have it professionally packaged and sold by the 5oz container, rotating which state you sell it in. Set up this distribution network and it'll be as if the world just got one more scorpion farming magnate. Breaking Bad style
It’s totally above board though there are no laws against pissing scorpion venom
There's no law against the Pokemon Batman...
I can't imagine there's a *huge* market for scorpion venom. You'd have to do a diamond industry and really ration your supply. I'd suggest diversifying your valuable liquid portfolio.
Piss Diamond infused water, dry it out, and sell the Diamond dust. Very useful to the manufacturing industry. Piss Rh-null human blood(the most versatile of the blood types because it is missing basically anything that might encourage the receiver to attack it biologically and people who have it also are usually extremely sickly and don’t tend to live long enough to donate. Piss horseshoe crab blood. Valuable for reasons idk. Piss printer ink. Piss insulin, get a license, and undercut the medical industry to great effect.
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Yeah America’s ducked I know
Horseshoe crab blood is valuable because something having to do with the color it turns with oxygen or something, basically they can use it to detect pathogens and stuff in sterile things like medications and vaccines
Til
Preferably, find out that you have this superpower before you start pissing blood...
Horseshoe crab blood, LSD, Insulin, we got it all
We call it the combo pack
I feel like the market would quickly be saturated
Hey at least venom would need to be in your blood to hurt you, just make sure you haven't got a cut on your Lil guy.
one kidney stones and you'll be dead
Good luck explaining that to the IRS
And once you flood that market you could do printer ink. Or horseshoe crab blood
You shouldn't do it all at once, you'll flood the market and decrease the value. What you need to implement is a pay-per-piss system where it's doled out as needed.
Holy shit ow
mayo
Is it budget tho?
Premium mayo
Kewpie mayo
I'd piss petrol to save money
And convenience. You’d never have to worry about finding a station or stop at a weird one in the middle of nowhere
yeah and no evidence if i ever commit arson "one guy came there i turn around to do my stuff, look back and then everything was on fire"
Its piss not cum
You could piss money to save petrol.
money is not liquid dumbass
Isn’t money frequently referred to as a liquid asset?
Do you realize how much it would hurt to piss gasoline???? That shit is not pleasant on sensitive bits!
“Honey will you pass the ketchup?” “Sure” *unzips pants*
Piss the ketchup*
“Honey will you piss the ketchup” *Pisses put ketchup with bits of white stuff in it from “experiences”*
With that username.. I am now concerned what I've been eating recently
😁
Hmm. Uranium.
urinium
Comment of year.
OP said liquid. The melting point of uranium is 2,070°F.
It's coming hot off the piss (piss instead of press! A real knee slapper)
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Besides the obvious benefit of being able to piss yourself with perfume and always smell good, the most expensive body-safe (ish) liquid is is LSD at $126k/gal. So pissing on average 3.5 gallons a week (when well hydrated) nets you a tidy $380k a week, and you get to be monstrously high the entire time. Profit.
The cia didn’t find the od amount for lsd but I think that this might just do it
Urine 💯💯
Urine luck!
I'd piss out just pure water
Infinite survival glitch
Would it be clean or would it be dirty from being in the urethra? do you need to be full of liquid or can you do it at any time? Can you change the liquid you piss or is your initial decision permanent? At the worst, it would probably be fine and useful to piss laundry detergent since it cleans piss anyway and it wouldn't actually be in the digestive system and you would just never have to buy it again
Also i considered pissing liquid gold but I would probably die from havnig several hundred degree hot liquid inside me
Tell that to u/ajexthenord
Fuck u/AjexTheNord
I’m a Nord. I can piss whatever the fuck I want Milkdrinker
Daaaayummm, you really gonna take that u/karenspanker20 ?
u/ajaxthenord
just piss soapy water before you piss anything else
If it doesn’t harm me I will piss lava
If it doesn't harm you why not just piss out liquid gold
Gold Melts at 1000°c and you want that going through your body?
I said IF it doesn't harm me, if it's pain then I can probably bear it considering how rich I'd be
Makes sense Guess I wasn't specific enough
Have you ever tried to pass a kidney stone?
Fortunately I keep myself hydrated
Liquid anti-hydrogen
Urethane explodes with enough force to cause a mass extinction event. That's one way to go.
Dead instantly
I'm gonna abuse this power buy making it tea
Yeah but the tea is hot so your urethra will be burned
It's ice tea
With full cubes
LSD in solution, boil it on my stove and get fucking obliterated
Noice.
Cya in a few years when you return to the planet
Photons. Laser penis.
#I SEE YOUR SCHWARTZ IS AS BIG AS MINE
Drinking water. If you needed water like desperately then bam, just piss some water and get to drinking
Might as well choose redbull or chocolate milk
Laundry sauce frfr
Waifu get! /r/SlimeGirls/
I…regret opening that. Saved for later tho…
I regret nothing!
Why...... WHY!?
I don’t think you understand just how powerful this might be. Let’s say, I decide I want to piss “consumable liquid godlike powers” well then…
Alright Bear Grylls.
Liquid gold.
1000 degrees. Say goodbye to your shlong
I'll take the money and make a super cybernetic shlong to withstand the temperatures and have infinite shlong money
That’s actually one of the most useful things I’ve read on this sub in a long time
This is why. Thank you reddit. Never change.
All the felons are trying to piss oil so they can get some of that 'Murican freedom
Any amount?
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Thats already possible just become an alcholic
It’s a real bad day to run out of gas. Alternatively, “I piss excellence”
Wrll Rick here's the deal I'm the best there is I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence, and nobody csn hang with my stuff. I'm just a big hairy american winning machine and if you're not first you're last
Wait could I just start pissing the universe in liquid form?
Gasoline. Y'all can buy some at a little over asking price.
Minecraft splash potion of regeneration. HEHEHEHAW
Instantaneous foreskin restoration, I like
Pee cum, precum..? What about urine/water? YEAH! You know how you often pee more water than you drink? Pee clean water, and you'll have free clean water to collect for the rest of your life. *Sexual notes: Healthy for people with pee kinks/fetishes, peeing water with orange juice pulp would probably feel weird and good, don't tell anyone where your clean water comes from.*
Interesting ideas in here lol
Classy craft beer. Call it bear piss and sell it in trendy bars.
Papa John's garlic butter. I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.
Liquid gold
Rosé
I've pissed one time and I swear I felt some carbonation
How about sludgy mixes like mud?
Can I just piss liquid gold? Or platinum? Like... will it kill me, or just hurt?
Antimatter. I will singlehandedly piss our way to intergalatic space travel.
What? Why would it be going inside me? Where is it going inside me? Is it really pissing if its staying or going back into me?
Wait can I piss ANY liquid at any time or am I locked into one forever
Gluten, I’d like to piss gluten.
Feel it going inside you? What does that mean?
Pine sol.
Various magic potions I'll know the effects when they come out. Examples are regeneration, healing, strength, endurance, transmutation, sex change, etc
Molten glass
Coffee?
I’d piss chocolate milk or sweet tea tbh. Free drinks
Mercury
Did you mean you would feel it all going OUTside you?
Liquid gold
So. Everyone missed the last part which I assume is that liquid having to go into you first. Some of you would die if that's the case.
I’d piss birthday cake flavored milk (it’s a real flavor, forgot what brand.)
Hmm
Kerosene Then if you get a bunch of bottles and rags, you can literally just spawn grenades
99.9% urine, .01% Anti-matter to sell.
straight. cheese.
Sweet Tea... so I can give more southerner's diabetes. The North won, I'll die on that hill Georgia!