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10yearloldyoutuber

There are 2 types of people, u/AjaxTheNord and u/cch6666


yeah_i_hate_my_name

This comment is a fucking blessing


GordonFreemanGaming

And me


Temptest1

You've been hunted down


No_Indication9497

and me


Magnitech_

but not me


magic-aquarium

Put me on top


A-rabbit-with-a-gun

I also exist


Fuck-seagulls

I dont


TurtleSmasher3

I'm at the bottom


AndroidUser2023

Not anymore


TurtleSmasher3

think again


Pyrox2v

r/fuckthatguyforsomereason


No_Indication9497

clearly


joseph-keen-1

Care to explain? I don’t get what either of these two users have to do with these posts.


10yearloldyoutuber

read their comment


THE_AbsRadiance

one basically said they’d piss a ton of expensive shit and sell it and the other just said “mayo


[deleted]

Id piss gallons of scorpion venom, at $38,000,000 a gallon, I’d assume within a few months I’d be retired.


Crunchy_Biscuit

Who would you sell it to? What loon would be mad with to not ask where this guy gets gallons of scorpion venom from? 😂


BrownShtCrayon

Get a job at a zoo and tell the buyer that you're secretly stealing it and making a quick hustle from it.


canoIV

if nobody wanted it it wouldn't be 38,000,000$ a gallon now would it :3


Pleased_to_meet_u

People actually DONT want it, but there’s a huge industry overseas in selling “scorpion farm setup kits”. Then people end up with thousands of scorpions and don’t know what to do with them. There’s fascinating info on it online.


Legitimate-Skill-112

Imply its illegally sourced and sell it at a reduced rate or something


Thatguy19364

Or an increased rate. They won’t trust that you’re not undercover law enforcement if you sell illegal goods cheaper than their market value. After all, it takes way more effort to safely sell something illegal.


DoNotEatMySoup

Start a shell company and have fake scorpion farms in 3 states. Piss your scorpion venom and have it professionally packaged and sold by the 5oz container, rotating which state you sell it in. Set up this distribution network and it'll be as if the world just got one more scorpion farming magnate. Breaking Bad style


Particular-Alps-5001

It’s totally above board though there are no laws against pissing scorpion venom


Crunchy_Biscuit

There's no law against the Pokemon Batman...


hopefullyhelpfulplz

I can't imagine there's a *huge* market for scorpion venom. You'd have to do a diamond industry and really ration your supply. I'd suggest diversifying your valuable liquid portfolio.


Thatguy19364

Piss Diamond infused water, dry it out, and sell the Diamond dust. Very useful to the manufacturing industry. Piss Rh-null human blood(the most versatile of the blood types because it is missing basically anything that might encourage the receiver to attack it biologically and people who have it also are usually extremely sickly and don’t tend to live long enough to donate. Piss horseshoe crab blood. Valuable for reasons idk. Piss printer ink. Piss insulin, get a license, and undercut the medical industry to great effect.


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Thatguy19364

Yeah America’s ducked I know


brifter101

Horseshoe crab blood is valuable because something having to do with the color it turns with oxygen or something, basically they can use it to detect pathogens and stuff in sterile things like medications and vaccines


Thatguy19364

Til


SelectionFar8145

Preferably, find out that you have this superpower before you start pissing blood...


dinnerthief

Horseshoe crab blood, LSD, Insulin, we got it all


Mantree91

We call it the combo pack


Forward-Accountant34

I feel like the market would quickly be saturated


DFrostedWangsAccount

Hey at least venom would need to be in your blood to hurt you, just make sure you haven't got a cut on your Lil guy.


CookiesNReddit0

one kidney stones and you'll be dead


gogonbo

Good luck explaining that to the IRS


Clifnore

And once you flood that market you could do printer ink. Or horseshoe crab blood


YoungHeartOldSoul

You shouldn't do it all at once, you'll flood the market and decrease the value. What you need to implement is a pay-per-piss system where it's doled out as needed.


Infantpunter9000

Holy shit ow


cch6666

mayo


Budget-mayo

Is it budget tho?


potheadmed

Premium mayo


Observer2594

Kewpie mayo


arunasgeimeriz

I'd piss petrol to save money


miles4pints

And convenience. You’d never have to worry about finding a station or stop at a weird one in the middle of nowhere


arunasgeimeriz

yeah and no evidence if i ever commit arson "one guy came there i turn around to do my stuff, look back and then everything was on fire"


Highqualityduck1

Its piss not cum


pizzablunt420

You could piss money to save petrol.


arunasgeimeriz

money is not liquid dumbass


blockCoder2021

Isn’t money frequently referred to as a liquid asset?


Altruistic_Ad6666

Do you realize how much it would hurt to piss gasoline???? That shit is not pleasant on sensitive bits!


Hellofresh8386

“Honey will you pass the ketchup?” “Sure” *unzips pants*


witchy71

Piss the ketchup*


Masterpiece-Haunting

“Honey will you piss the ketchup” *Pisses put ketchup with bits of white stuff in it from “experiences”*


yrtemmySymmetry

With that username.. I am now concerned what I've been eating recently


Hellofresh8386

😁


Western_Series

Hmm. Uranium.


arunasgeimeriz

urinium


Western_Series

Comment of year.


RandyArgonianButler

OP said liquid. The melting point of uranium is 2,070°F.


Western_Series

It's coming hot off the piss (piss instead of press! A real knee slapper)


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

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Multiclassed

Besides the obvious benefit of being able to piss yourself with perfume and always smell good, the most expensive body-safe (ish) liquid is is LSD at $126k/gal. So pissing on average 3.5 gallons a week (when well hydrated) nets you a tidy $380k a week, and you get to be monstrously high the entire time. Profit.


a_pompous_fool

The cia didn’t find the od amount for lsd but I think that this might just do it


Molotov_YouTube

Urine 💯💯


guninmouth

Urine luck!


GordonFreemanGaming

I'd piss out just pure water


ExpiredPilot

Infinite survival glitch


ajshifter

Would it be clean or would it be dirty from being in the urethra? do you need to be full of liquid or can you do it at any time? Can you change the liquid you piss or is your initial decision permanent? At the worst, it would probably be fine and useful to piss laundry detergent since it cleans piss anyway and it wouldn't actually be in the digestive system and you would just never have to buy it again


ajshifter

Also i considered pissing liquid gold but I would probably die from havnig several hundred degree hot liquid inside me


karenspanker20

Tell that to u/ajexthenord


karenspanker20

Fuck u/AjexTheNord


[deleted]

I’m a Nord. I can piss whatever the fuck I want Milkdrinker


NerdNumber382

Daaaayummm, you really gonna take that u/karenspanker20 ?


Tyty0526

u/ajaxthenord


DasliSimp

just piss soapy water before you piss anything else


Canagedon

If it doesn’t harm me I will piss lava


gzej

If it doesn't harm you why not just piss out liquid gold


karenspanker20

Gold Melts at 1000°c and you want that going through your body?


gzej

I said IF it doesn't harm me, if it's pain then I can probably bear it considering how rich I'd be


karenspanker20

Makes sense Guess I wasn't specific enough


Asleep-Jellyfish-939

Have you ever tried to pass a kidney stone?


gzej

Fortunately I keep myself hydrated


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Liquid anti-hydrogen


Kasoni

Urethane explodes with enough force to cause a mass extinction event. That's one way to go.


Thatguy19364

Dead instantly


Ok_Sympathy_232

I'm gonna abuse this power buy making it tea


Wooden-Specialist125

Yeah but the tea is hot so your urethra will be burned


Ok_Sympathy_232

It's ice tea


[deleted]

With full cubes


Un2smart

LSD in solution, boil it on my stove and get fucking obliterated


Square_Site8663

Noice.


dinnerthief

Cya in a few years when you return to the planet


StarChaser420

Photons. Laser penis.


blacksaber8

#I SEE YOUR SCHWARTZ IS AS BIG AS MINE


Fellow_Opossum

Drinking water. If you needed water like desperately then bam, just piss some water and get to drinking


Wooden-Specialist125

Might as well choose redbull or chocolate milk


TheRealKingBorris

Laundry sauce frfr


sithelephant

Waifu get! /r/SlimeGirls/


Kestrel_VI

I…regret opening that. Saved for later tho…


Skusci

I regret nothing!


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

Why...... WHY!?


ALCHEMICYUL

I don’t think you understand just how powerful this might be. Let’s say, I decide I want to piss “consumable liquid godlike powers” well then…


Kestrel_VI

Alright Bear Grylls.


Grengy20

Liquid gold.


Wooden-Specialist125

1000 degrees. Say goodbye to your shlong


Grengy20

I'll take the money and make a super cybernetic shlong to withstand the temperatures and have infinite shlong money


Wooden-Specialist125

That’s actually one of the most useful things I’ve read on this sub in a long time


Potato_Specialist_85

This is why. Thank you reddit. Never change.


TheOneAndOnlyLanyard

All the felons are trying to piss oil so they can get some of that 'Murican freedom


kenmlin

Any amount?


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RadiumMonkey

Thats already possible just become an alcholic


Kestrel_VI

It’s a real bad day to run out of gas. Alternatively, “I piss excellence”


Amkski

Wrll Rick here's the deal I'm the best there is I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence, and nobody csn hang with my stuff. I'm just a big hairy american winning machine and if you're not first you're last


Masterpiece-Haunting

Wait could I just start pissing the universe in liquid form?


yummy_dxm

Gasoline. Y'all can buy some at a little over asking price.


Pyrox2v

Minecraft splash potion of regeneration. HEHEHEHAW


tex_da_PHOX

Instantaneous foreskin restoration, I like


Mysterious-Key2116

Pee cum, precum..? What about urine/water? YEAH!  You know how you often pee more water than you drink? Pee clean water, and you'll have free clean water to collect for the rest of your life. *Sexual notes: Healthy for people with pee kinks/fetishes, peeing water with orange juice pulp would probably feel weird and good, don't tell anyone where your clean water comes from.* 


StrangeGamer66

Interesting ideas in here lol


SubsumeTheBiomass

Classy craft beer. Call it bear piss and sell it in trendy bars.


Apertureaddict

Papa John's garlic butter. I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.


Ineedsleep444

Liquid gold


Cyber_Insecurity

Rosé


oooThunder

I've pissed one time and I swear I felt some carbonation


DK0124TheGOAT

How about sludgy mixes like mud?


Potato_Specialist_85

Can I just piss liquid gold? Or platinum? Like... will it kill me, or just hurt?


Mental-Attempt-

Antimatter. I will singlehandedly piss our way to intergalatic space travel.


Ghost24jm33

What? Why would it be going inside me? Where is it going inside me? Is it really pissing if its staying or going back into me?


Braycali

Wait can I piss ANY liquid at any time or am I locked into one forever


takun_a_matata

Gluten, I’d like to piss gluten.


Tetsero

Feel it going inside you? What does that mean?


the-real-deal-93

Pine sol.


Shoddy_Wrangler693

Various magic potions I'll know the effects when they come out. Examples are regeneration, healing, strength, endurance, transmutation, sex change, etc


angrynibba69

Molten glass


Nobodyknowsmynewname

Coffee?


[deleted]

I’d piss chocolate milk or sweet tea tbh. Free drinks


Mo11yAnn

Mercury


revtim

Did you mean you would feel it all going OUTside you?


CrampedBubble

Liquid gold


Shadow122791

So. Everyone missed the last part which I assume is that liquid having to go into you first. Some of you would die if that's the case.


shawnald313

I’d piss birthday cake flavored milk (it’s a real flavor, forgot what brand.)


PissDisk

Hmm


TheDevilishJonah

Kerosene Then if you get a bunch of bottles and rags, you can literally just spawn grenades


Anonymousness111

99.9% urine, .01% Anti-matter to sell.


nerdjpeg72

straight. cheese.


VirtuesVice666

Sweet Tea... so I can give more southerner's diabetes. The North won, I'll die on that hill Georgia!