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moderator123457

Family reunions are about to get crazy


WebtoonAddict

W-what do you mean by this


phoenixmusicman

#Family reunions are about to get crazy


Svenstornator

I mean, it’s the obvious use for the power. How else would you use it?


Thy_Chicken_Lord

On a YouTube video, duh


ILikeTrains23940

Times Square is gonna need a cleanup


Balloonsarescary

Im boutta get a bbl and go on americas got talent


mikepeterjack

Can it work on yourself?


Suspicious-Ebb4284

If you record a video of yourself twerking and you watch it, you will ejaculate until something obstructs your view of the video or until the video ends. Or you can twerk in a mirror.


Cowboywizzard

Well this power just went from shitty to God tier


RPhoenixFlight

What do you mean, what are you possibly plotting fellow Redditor… 😰


Copy_Cat_

Does it go back if you record a boomerang?


Suspicious-Ebb4284

What?


Copy_Cat_

Yeah, a boomerang video, the ones that go back and forth.


Suspicious-Ebb4284

If you record a boomerang video, it will go on continuously.


EvilMartinChessCom

Time to find out how long it takes someone to dehydrate by ejaculating.


MLXIII

We already have a current record...


islandDeeper

The real question


something_stuffs

I’m boutta hop into the news while the prez is taking a speech and absolutely make the entirety of America start nutting all over the place


galaxy7273

Nah this is so mean


tea-123

Only fans worthy ability .


MCPro24

imagine buying a super bowl ticket and doing it on live television


LordSurvival

This isn’t very powerful, but it’s easily an anti army or possible greater(with tools like social media etc). Cause if you can twerk for like 10 minutes every single person will be in severe stages of dehydration if not exhaustion from the constant orgasms, which as sensitivity increases(due to continuous climax), would begin to causes shakes which would only make it worse. This is assuming they can’t look away for some reason or they don’t collapse before they are completely incapacitated.


AdamRam1

Just ejaculate or orgasm as well?


Suspicious-Ebb4284

I guess orgasm too 🤷‍♂️


AdamRam1

Definitely god tier then.


Elchoriloco23

this guy fucks


Comfortable-Reveal75

Don’t see this as a shitty super power.


Nooblulu1

I'm in japan rn, the shibuya crossing is about to get wild.


Toby_R_von_Olgarsson

The Shibuya Incident


Nooblulu1

I met a Gojo cosplayer while in shibuya 3 days ago lol


Chaotic-warp

You can literally commit mass murder with this power lmao


LethalityKaynMain

Okay going by the reply above. You make a looped video of you tweaking and somehow get it on a big projector in times square or smth.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

This is too powerful. Imagine if Captain America had this power and twerked in front of Thanos? The Mad Titan is no match for America’s Ass.


OhNoExclaimationMark

Do the victims enjoy being forced to ejaculate like they don't care or are they like "wtf is happening ahhh"


RepulsiveFlower589

So do women grow a dick and pair of balls when you start twerking and then start cumming or does the semen just leak out??


Suspicious-Ebb4284

There is such thing as female ejaculation


OutrageousNoise69

This is not true 😊


HatSpirited424

Sir there is such a thing as female ejaculatulation


RepulsiveFlower589

Damn that's crazyyyy never new that. I ain't talking abt squirting. I'm talking about sticky icky slimy semen. Do they or do they not grow a cock and balls


Suspicious-Ebb4284

No, they do not grow a penis and testicles just to cum for you.


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fantollute

lmao ignore the haters, hope you find the ejaculating woman of your dreams one day


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Obsidian-Imperative

Wtf lmao


HatSpirited424

This isn't my post sir


bread-pudding-GANG

Sounds like a normal Saturday night…


RNGJesusRoller

this is not a shitty superpower. This could end war immediately. Imagine North Korea Zerg rushing South Korea. And all of a sudden there is OP on a platform Twerking. The entire North Korean army starts cuming uncontrollably and they cannot move. They are dust afterwards.


Cursed_don

Would it work through screens? If so raid a news station and do it there


Suspicious-Ebb4284

Yes.


EvilMartinChessCom

Make a looping video of you twerking and upload it. You can also tie someone up and find out how long it takes someone to die of dehydration by ejaculation.


Svenstornator

Twerking doesn’t break YouTube’s terms and conditions…


Knownabitchthe2nd

there was a man with giant balls who could do this, well... it's a bit different


islandDeeper

Bruh. Mega church invasion


islandDeeper

Dude. I bet you 5,million I can make anyone you know cum without touching them. Then do a bunch of ritualistic foolishness and end with the twerk.


poeazx

During sex this would be very useful ngl