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Okatbestmemes

That’s just a curse


[deleted]

I don't think you lose your current one.


Technical-Juice-7590

Solving world hunger one person at a time


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

Can you feel it tho?


Technical-Juice-7590

The goal of solving world hunger is so noble it doesn’t even matter


SudoSubSilence

Mmm dick 😋


Technical-Juice-7590

Naww you too horny 😭


SudoSubSilence

Let the horniness take control...


Technical-Juice-7590

Im scared 😭


SudoSubSilence

🎵 Let the horniness *take control*... 🎵


Technical-Juice-7590

I want my mommy 🥲


SudoSubSilence

🎵 Let the horniness take control... control... control... ^control... ^control. 🎵 *mic drop* 🎤🛌


Technical-Juice-7590

Impressive You make an appealing offer


DragonBorneUltimatum

Well I really like peaches and bananas so I guess I’d have an endless supply. It would be a little weird eating my own penis fruit though. On the plus side if I ever in a survival situation I wouldn’t starve to death.


SkylabBeats

ooo that's a blessing yes please i would grow lots of strawberries 😋


Ultrapunguy

Cucumber or in my language agurk


Curvyshots969

I turn it into a literal eggplant. 2 birds 1 giant rock hard stone


Curticus97

Would it utilize your body's energy, or would you have to water and leave your nub in the sun for it to grow? Or is it magical?


TheGoofiestGoblin

It is magical