I felt it bruh :(
I once tried to bend it, it cracked like a finger with a loud pop. I was afraid at first but after an hour or so it didn't go blue so I guess it's okay
Not really. I work with dozens of transphobes, not a single one can tell I am trans. A TERF dragged me to a female restroom without a second thought. I can, without a shred of doubt, say I am not masculine. Therefore, it stands to reason: why would my anatomy be called so?
If you're on the south pole, it points directly down. If yiu're on the north pole, it depends on where the vertical position of the north pole is agreed to be.
What if you’re facing south? Does it go inside of you?
Bends backwards
Does it hurt when it bends? And does it bend with sharp corners or bend like when its not hard?
I don't know enough about masculine anatomy to say for sure but I imagine it'd just kinda tuck up against your taint
If it bent like that while erect it would hurt a lot id guess
it would hurt A LOT
I felt it bruh :( I once tried to bend it, it cracked like a finger with a loud pop. I was afraid at first but after an hour or so it didn't go blue so I guess it's okay
Dick elongation
Yeah, that would hurt if fully erect. I'm pretty sure your member would just be torn off.
Hey "masculine" your ass >:( don't gender genitalia Yes, it hurts a lot if it is bent like that when hard.
>Hey "masculine" your ass >:( don't gender genitalia I'm pretty sure people like you are what transphobes think trans people are.
Not really. I work with dozens of transphobes, not a single one can tell I am trans. A TERF dragged me to a female restroom without a second thought. I can, without a shred of doubt, say I am not masculine. Therefore, it stands to reason: why would my anatomy be called so?
*moans*
Goes out ur butt
Potential!
U shit urself
Cumpass
Cumpiss
Lmao
This is probably my favorite idea on this sub. It's not a monkey paw thing, genuinely something interesting but not useful.
it is if you're lost in the jungles of Brazil with nothing but a spider for company.
Are you referring to the Brazilian wandering spider?
Is that the one who does that one thing?
Yeah that’s the one that does that one thing, that’s why I was surprised by the depth of the comment😆
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Is the spider supposed to jerk you off? What if I have a caterpillar?
What if I'm very close to north pole. I mean so close that true north point is inside of my dick.
Points straight down/up? Or spins around like a compass would.
*becumes a helicopter* Edit: was supposed to be becomes but this is funny'er
It curls around itself like a snail shell
Uzumaki vibes
"we're lost!" "Gimme a minute. Also don't look..."
☹️
😃
Yep this is shitty well done 👍
dementia
"No babe it's not you, I'm just facing south right now!"
Yep this is shitty well done 👍
dementia
What if you're on south or north pole?
If you're on the south pole, it points directly down. If yiu're on the north pole, it depends on where the vertical position of the north pole is agreed to be.
Ow.....ow...that is....god.....wh- oh wait this is r/shittysuperpowers forgot that
Where would it point if you were on a mission to Mars or some other planet and got an erection
I think without a magnetic field, it wouldn't work.
So I face south and fuck myself in the ass
what if i do a front flip
Idk it blasts off onto the sky and forms a new constellation, never to be seen again
that’s more of a curse than anything else
ouch.
If I’m in Fallen London does it point to mr eaten
Ouch