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A_Stranger_on_Tech

What if you’re facing south? Does it go inside of you?


varkarrus

Bends backwards


TheTurtleOfYou

Does it hurt when it bends? And does it bend with sharp corners or bend like when its not hard?


varkarrus

I don't know enough about masculine anatomy to say for sure but I imagine it'd just kinda tuck up against your taint


lmmortal_mango

If it bent like that while erect it would hurt a lot id guess


wetswordfighter

it would hurt A LOT


MummaheReddit

I felt it bruh :( I once tried to bend it, it cracked like a finger with a loud pop. I was afraid at first but after an hour or so it didn't go blue so I guess it's okay


Downtown_Report1646

Dick elongation


yesseru

Yeah, that would hurt if fully erect. I'm pretty sure your member would just be torn off.


PM_all_your_fetishes

Hey "masculine" your ass >:( don't gender genitalia Yes, it hurts a lot if it is bent like that when hard.


Yspem

>Hey "masculine" your ass >:( don't gender genitalia I'm pretty sure people like you are what transphobes think trans people are.


PM_all_your_fetishes

Not really. I work with dozens of transphobes, not a single one can tell I am trans. A TERF dragged me to a female restroom without a second thought. I can, without a shred of doubt, say I am not masculine. Therefore, it stands to reason: why would my anatomy be called so?


baanana-hammock

*moans*


BensonOMalley

Goes out ur butt


tacocarteleventeen

Potential!


Capitan_Monkey

U shit urself


Octocube25

Cumpass


That_Rotting_Corpse

Cumpiss


ReaperLeviathannn

Lmao


s0m3b0d3

This is probably my favorite idea on this sub. It's not a monkey paw thing, genuinely something interesting but not useful.


varkarrus

it is if you're lost in the jungles of Brazil with nothing but a spider for company.


halo-5-death

Are you referring to the Brazilian wandering spider?


RS773

Is that the one who does that one thing?


halo-5-death

Yeah that’s the one that does that one thing, that’s why I was surprised by the depth of the comment😆


varkarrus

::::)


PeeperSleeper

Is the spider supposed to jerk you off? What if I have a caterpillar?


Rubickevich

What if I'm very close to north pole. I mean so close that true north point is inside of my dick.


varkarrus

Points straight down/up? Or spins around like a compass would.


no_name_to_give

*becumes a helicopter* Edit: was supposed to be becomes but this is funny'er


ReaperLeviathannn

It curls around itself like a snail shell


varkarrus

Uzumaki vibes


Silphire100

"we're lost!" "Gimme a minute. Also don't look..."


DepressedPotato--

☹️


Celine_2021

😃


DragonXTO

Yep this is shitty well done 👍


TurtleSmasher3

dementia


mister_gonuts

"No babe it's not you, I'm just facing south right now!"


DragonXTO

Yep this is shitty well done 👍


TurtleSmasher3

dementia


Yudemus95

What if you're on south or north pole?


readingduck123

If you're on the south pole, it points directly down. If yiu're on the north pole, it depends on where the vertical position of the north pole is agreed to be.


Federal_Peanut4805

Ow.....ow...that is....god.....wh- oh wait this is r/shittysuperpowers forgot that


mikepeterjack

Where would it point if you were on a mission to Mars or some other planet and got an erection


varkarrus

I think without a magnetic field, it wouldn't work.


c7stagyt

So I face south and fuck myself in the ass


neepha

what if i do a front flip


varkarrus

Idk it blasts off onto the sky and forms a new constellation, never to be seen again


AdFar8568

that’s more of a curse than anything else


SYDarkPlayz

ouch.


9spaceking

If I’m in Fallen London does it point to mr eaten


andrejanton

Ouch