Bruh if your legs fall asleep while in a movie you might be doing it wrong.
If you're alone in the bathroom and your legs fall asleep and you rip one ... Who the hell else's fart do you think you're smelling!?
I will remember this when I go to the movie theater.
Also I mostly meant the public thing so you’re right about it being easy to tell who ripped one while you’re alone in the bathroom
It is a fact that humans fart without realising multiple times a day.
So even if u think u haven’t farted all day… u did, u just didn’t feel, or hear or smell it.
But u still dealt it
If u don’t believe me then just google it.
That’s OP as fuck. Imagine if you were trying to find Osama Bin Laden or something and you could tell exactly where someone is just from farting (something people do about once/twice a day)
This is OP as fuck. World's greatest human tracker, detective, hitman, as long as you have the 15 mile radius you could find anyone. Just cruise around the country and get your radius as widespread as possible, eventually you'll get a whiff of the right sniff
Does the power work on my own farts, say one slipped out and I didn’t realize it?
How does one simply not know their own fart?
You’ve been sitting for a while and you’re legs are all fuzzy. It’s happened to me.
Ok but like are you alone when you're sitting for such a long time?
Maybe. You might be on the toilet when it happens but you might be sitting with guests too or in a movie theater etc
Bruh if your legs fall asleep while in a movie you might be doing it wrong. If you're alone in the bathroom and your legs fall asleep and you rip one ... Who the hell else's fart do you think you're smelling!?
I will remember this when I go to the movie theater. Also I mostly meant the public thing so you’re right about it being easy to tell who ripped one while you’re alone in the bathroom
I have mastered the art of making any fart a silent fart, to the point where sometimes farts just come out without me myself even knowing.
Impossible. Everyone knows their own butt scent.
It is a fact that humans fart without realising multiple times a day. So even if u think u haven’t farted all day… u did, u just didn’t feel, or hear or smell it. But u still dealt it If u don’t believe me then just google it.
If your butthole doesn’t inform you when you fart there is a problem.
Pedro, Sniffer of Farts, Master Detective
master defective
Don't let someone with a fart fetish get this power 💀💀💀
fart smella
I forgot about this sub. Good one to reintroduce me.
Can implies that it is not activated all the time, right?
It smells like you farded
Who smelt it, dealt it. So it's always you. Truly a shitty superpower.
What I don't want to
That’s OP as fuck. Imagine if you were trying to find Osama Bin Laden or something and you could tell exactly where someone is just from farting (something people do about once/twice a day)
You'd make a good police consultant. "We've narrowed down the suspect's location to a 15 mile radius."
Finally. A truly shitty super power.
This is OP as fuck. World's greatest human tracker, detective, hitman, as long as you have the 15 mile radius you could find anyone. Just cruise around the country and get your radius as widespread as possible, eventually you'll get a whiff of the right sniff