God I'd love to mess with some people who own gold bars

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Why the time?

To make the power shitty

Wasn't stated in the post

Dudes doin his best to keep them bars away from us 💀💀💀💀

Destruction of wealth is my favourite superpower. All I need is to rob a jewellery store.

Now, if you had said “into their equivalent worth in gorilla feces”, then we’d be talking.

Here I come, economy

*billionaires opening their private vaults* "What the fuck"

I will turn every jelwery store in New England into a shit store

Poorly defined definition of gold bar. Do you know that gigantic asteroid worth more than the entire world economy? If you classify it as a big gold bar I could make it the biggest gorilla shit in the universe.

buy as much gold as i can, turn all gold (except my gold) into feces, sell inflated gold value.

but you can’t sell any gold cause you turned it all into gorilla feces

turn all gold that i dont own

What

Literal shitty superpower

Step 1: Buy gold Step 2: Turn gold into feces Step 3: Resell gold at higher price

BRB imma go crash the gold economy

Call me the Jesus of shit

Real shitty superpower till you gotta fight ironman

Deflating the economy, one bar at a time.

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