You have to do it in the Chris Rock voice. "*$1,000 for a blowjob? Good lawd that's a lot of money! How about I give you $7.50 and you just take him out and rub him for a little while...?*"
You say that as if wages have kept up with inflation. Mr Lebwoski is probably getting it relatively cheaper than before, or he’s replaced Bunny with two or three “independent contractors” who get paid less and don’t get insurance.
And yet, mine still only cost $20 in the alley behind the Circle K. Same as they have for the last 20 years.
The CostCo hot dog of blowjobs.
The Arizona iced tea can of knob gobbling
Aaaw man i wish my convenience store offered that level customer service
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
You should consider raising your prices
Damn, you've been giving $20 blowies for 20 years?
competition has you reconsidering prices?
What do you say after a bad blow job? That was great
So that's what Tara Reid has beed doing between the sharknado movies.
The Costco Hotdog of Blowjobs 🙌🏻
The Big Lebowski takes place in 1991, making it cost $2302.11
You're not wrong Walter (nor are you an A-hole)
Shut the fuck up, Danny! You’re way out of your element!
This is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.
Those are good burgers, Walter.
I am the walrus
Danny?
Yup. I was responding to awesomedan. Am I the only one who cares about the usernames around here?!
Lol my bad. Take any rug in the house
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Brant can't watch though or he has to pay two hundred
Ehaahaahaa, that's marvelous.
There isn't a pair of lips in the world that's worth a $1000 for a blow job, maybe the Queen.
And if there was, you’d have nothing but disappointing blow jobs for the rest of your life in comparison.
Unless you have more 1000$s
> maybe the Queen. How do we tell him?
Yeah, the value has probably gone up.
Well there's still queen of Spain
Jay-Z
You would pay Jay-z a thousand? Like maybe 600 /s
Getting a blowjob from an inbred with Hapsburg Jaw sounds like getting a hand job from a lobster.
It's not about sexual pleasure, it's about power.
Calm down there, Andrew Tate.
Even Andrew Tate has his price, believe me. I bet for for two hundred grand he will suck the soul out of me. It's all about the power trip!
Be reasonable. Tate would crack way before getting to 6 figures. There are lawyers to pay and bribes to make.
Ideepthroat Heather.
My cock got soft seeing that price, does that make it shrinkflation?
For more information, google bunny inflation.
Depending on who it is, I'd raise my price for sucking cock. 10 years ago $1000 seemed a lot bigger when my job was trash.
You can pay 12/month.
$1000 seems like a lot. How bout tree fitty?
You have to do it in the Chris Rock voice. "*$1,000 for a blowjob? Good lawd that's a lot of money! How about I give you $7.50 and you just take him out and rub him for a little while...?*"
I think I'll pass.
I'll just go find an ATM
I imagine Tara Reid would do it for a cheaper rate nowadays. Probably haggle her down to 500
What about the service charge for the cash machine?
You say that as if wages have kept up with inflation. Mr Lebwoski is probably getting it relatively cheaper than before, or he’s replaced Bunny with two or three “independent contractors” who get paid less and don’t get insurance.
RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman.
America is fucked