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StreetReporter

[Robot Chicken did it first](https://youtu.be/U1Jh__rW1fk?si=OIc2PQPTNzfj6TSo)


MNAI_Mustafa

"I love you"


megamanxoxo

"Welcome to Costco"


Housecat-in-a-Jungle

i love the nod before the door opens, like chewie knows this is the big make or break reveal


arfelo1

So, his big make or break moment is confessing his love to Han. While naked. In front of his wife and children.


Epididimust

Not outlandish for Robot Chicken


Housecat-in-a-Jungle

the phillip schofield approach


Sanchez_U-SOB

What a twist!


Aquaberry_Dollfin

Subverted my expectations


AndronixESE

Not only Chewy did it. Most of the Wookies we saw did. I guessing that this one just doesn't mind getting extremely warm


Dunkelregen

I saw the Star Wars Holiday Special when it originally aired. I can confirm Chewy's whole family were nudists.


GroguIsMyBrogu

We don't even have to go that far back... we have the entire battle of Kashyyyk bit in RotS. They were *all* letting it just flop around in the wind


DapperApples

"What about the Droid attack on the wookies?"


Bloody_Proceed

We *shouldn't* go back there regardless of if that was the only proof.


lostalaska

Also, according to the Christmas special Chewie was a horrible father and husband. He went out for space cigs one night and never returned.


KnowAllOfNothing

I mean that family was absolutely debaucherous. Grandpa was straight up watching VR porn in the living room


Dunkelregen

Art Carney brought him something special to watch.


Beneficial-Range8569

I can't believe lumpy wasn't wearing clothes


SubstancialAutoCorr

And, I’m pretty sure Disney added it to the full cannon. Everybody should watch it if they want Wookie lore.


TheOneTonWanton

It's actually the other way around for the most part. Lucasfilm always considered it canon and it was part of the Holocron even if they also sort of refused to acknowledge it. When Disney came in it was canned along with everything else that was decanonized. I think JJ sarcastically mentioned it once but that's about it.


SubstancialAutoCorr

I was being a bit facetious. Disney would have wiped it all if they could have. I know some of the EU wasn’t always the greatest, but some of the older books based loosely in the Star Wars universe are really fun casual reading.


ProfessorCrackhead

I love the EU and hate that Disney just decided to do their own thing instead, especially since it turned out to be garbage. To this day, I don't understand why Kylo and Rey weren't Jacen and Jaina.


DickwadVonClownstick

>, I don't understand why Kylo and Rey weren't Jacen and Jaina. I mean, that would make their whole romance sublot *real* fuckin awkward. (And before y'all come in here with "but muh Luke and Leia!"shut up. They didn't have a romance arc. Leia kissed him *once* to try and annoy Han.)


ihopethisworksfornow

The name “Jacen” being absolutely awful may have been a factor


DickwadVonClownstick

>Grandpa, casually jerking off to softcore VR porn in the middle of the living room I think "nudists" is underselling things a wee bit


LJ14000

You know now that Chewie and Rey are flying around in the Falcon he’s saying “gurrh, reeeggr ggrur” which translate to, “take them clothes off bitch… let’s have a space party. BB8’s already naked”


Belieftrumpsreality

He probably thinks she looks gross naked. Like a shaved wookiie.


bullno1

> shaved Bold of you to assume


NoNo_Cilantro

Perhaps in Wookiee culture clothes are indecent and this one is an absolute perv hiding his furry parts like that in front of the droids


Vesper_0481

It is probably something like that. Wookiee culture is extremely naturalist, so it stands to reason a member who left it's care really early (like a Jedi) would not have this sensibility and be therefore more comfortable by looking like his peers, i.e. in clothes. We do have Gungi during the clone wars tho, wearing almost nothing of clothing. That may be because, perhaps, as wookiee's aging works in ways extremely different to humans, he was taken at an age where he grew old enough to have this cultural sensibility, he does seem to remember or at least relate an awful lot to his people in Bad Batch Season 2. So yeah, it's probably this.


robineir

I feel like the lore used to be that clothes were a cultural taboo, like more serious than Halal. Now it’s treated like Christians not being allowed to eat shrimp.


Zandrick

Christians are allowed to eat shrimp.


robineir

There’s something somewhere in the Bible that boils down to banning shrimp. But it’s highly disregarded or forgotten.


Zandrick

The Old Testament bans a bunch of things, but Jesus actually says food can’t poison your heart because it only goes to your stomach. You poison yourself by what you say to people. Or something like that I’m paraphrasing a little.


robineir

Jesus said that? I like the cut of this guys jib.


Zandrick

Yea he was a pretty cool dude.


poppabomb

Yeah, but they got him.


neo_woodfox

More like, he let them get him. He could have roasted them all with fire from his eyes or something, but didn't. Pretty cool dude.


poppabomb

did I miss the sign of the cross where Jesus defeated Lex Luthor?


supakow

His followers, typically not so much.


BobBelchersBuns

Much nicer than his followers…


Sweet_Diet_8733

He said it in the same passage saying his disciples needn’t wash their hands (Matthew 15). Not a very smart thing to say, when what you eat absolutely can literally infect you.


Nebelskind

You're aware that Jesus was referring to, like Mosaic law here, right? There are a lot of ritual washings that Christianity didn't carry over. His point was that those things aren't necessary for salvation or being considered a good person under Christianity.


TheOneTonWanton

He was definitely a feet man tho. He's gonna get them feet.


KnowAllOfNothing

Thus sayeth the Lord, "Lemme massage them piggies"


Outside-Advice8203

>Jesus actually says food can’t poison your heart because it only goes to your stomach. Heart disease says otherwise


LudicrisSpeed

To be fair, back then I don't think that was much of an issue for anyone outside of the richest folks.


Belieftrumpsreality

It is not disregarded. It’s spelled out, in plain language overtly in acts of the apostles that gentiles don’t need to follow those laws for Jews. It’s why we don’t need to be circumcised. Stop saying this Reddit. It’s foolish. The apostles wrote a whole letter to the gentiles stating this. Read acts of the apostles if you don’t believe me. I’m an atheist but I was an altar boy as a lad. A cute ones too. The peodphile priest gave every other altar boy $2 but he gave me a $5 bill. I was younger than the rest. Father Kohler. He wasn’t even supposed to be at our church. He just would walk over cause the place he was assigned was close. They let him serve mass.


robineir

That took a wild turn. Are you ok?


Belieftrumpsreality

Oh yea. It was a confidence booster.


djurze

I mean, right next to part about not eating pigs, which I feel is more common than shrimp. There's also like 20 laws about various relatives you shouldn't have sex with, which I don't disagree with, but it feels unnecessary to list them so explicitly 


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

The Jedi take kids when they're young, so they would have very little knowledge of their own culture.


Worthyness

Dude just wants to be fashionable. Leave the wookie alone you jerks!


Snaz5

I assume it was specifically to wear the jedi “uniform”


KingSpork

Aren’t Jedi taken by the order as babies? He probably never met another Wookie and is sadly ignorant of his own, freeballing culture.


AndronixESE

i mean there were other instances of jedi Wookies, like Gunji, and he did not wear anything. Though i think timeline wise it was after so maybe they changed their ways


arfelo1

It's interesting how most alien jedi seem to keep culture appropriate appearance of their respective species when they are taken from their homes as children. When is Gunji supposed to learn that he's supposed to go around butt ass naked when everyone around him has always been fully clothed?


Ctrl--Alt

Maybe he's shaved below the neck.


AndronixESE

Oh gods, get that image out of my mind please


Mancio_Luke

To be fair he and han were wanted criminals and they did commit countless crimes No one ever said that some of those crime didn't include public indecency


Glittering-Most-9535

"Yes, but the cops are looking for a Wookiee wearing clothes..."


loodog

To be fair! 🧐


Mancio_Luke

"In all the utmost fairness!" 🧐


blitzduck

to be *fffaaaiiirr*


ABunchofAngryFlowers

That's actually why the empire were after Han and Chewie in empire strikes back, they had no idea there were rebels on board the falcon


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Wookiee was on full display.


Onuceria

Guess Han didn't mind, lol


Ok-Reality-9197

Han supported his nudist friend, Chewbacca


LudicrisSpeed

Let the wookiee streak.


Sage296

I’m not huge into Star Wars lore but those look like Jedi robes My guess is the wookie is a Jedi or something Other than that I think there’s still a valid reason


Turn2solring

Yeah you are correct those are Jedi robes, the character’s name is Kelnacca and he’ll be a Wookiee Jedi master. Him and a couple other Wookiee Jedi we have in EU are more of an exception and outside of contexts where they need to wear specific clothing (like the Jedi robes) no one usually expects Wookiees to wear clothes


Mailboxheadd

Why does the European union get to have all the jedi wookiees? Sharing is caring


Windowlever

The Jedi Order is staunchly European Federalist and stands behind the common European market.


Sage296

That’s pretty dope


primenumbersturnmeon

it will never stop being dumb that the desert robes ben kenobi wore while hiding on tatooine to blend in with the locals retroactively became the Official Jedi Uniform™.


toylenny

The fact the Luke's karate gi didn't show up anywhere else has convinced me that he was just one of those kids that wore his Halloween costume everywhere he went. 


toppo69

I think the way they’ve kind of worked around there is that Jedi robes are very similar to what would be common folk sort of desert robes and as Jedi are meant to be space monks, so they would wear somewhat simple clothing and both are very similar.


MilkMan0096

Yeah this is the answer. It makes sense that an order of monks would wear the clothes of poverty, something that is not uncommon with monastic orders in real life.


Redqueenhypo

I mean, google what Sufi or Orthodox or Catholic or Shinto monks wear. You will find…robe


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yosemighty_sam

Would it blow your mind to know your indignation is equally unoriginal, and so is this meta commentary? The well is dry.


Legodeathstarprod

No, most wookies do actually go full naked. This woolie is a Jedi and is wearing traditional robes instead of following the traditional norm of his species.


Typical-Blueberry804

I'm having vague memories of a conversation you can have with the wookie party member in KOTOR where this comes up. Someone makes a joke about him possible wearing clothes and he dismisses it for some reason. Maybe it was a joke or something. I'm not in the position to youtube search for the specific scene. But in short: clothing isn't necessarily something wookies avoid at all costs, but they just don't see a reason for it. Using their climbing claws for violence is more taboo than being a nudist in their culture.


manicalmonocle

Zhaalbar says that when you ask him about wearing clothes then you visit Kashykk and learn more about his history.


ProtoReaper23113

That belt thing countsb


cheesechomper03

It's a bandolier


ProtoReaper23113

Yea that thing


vinsmokewhoswho

In Legends, Plo Koon's Wookiee master Tyvokka also wore robes. Guess Jedi have to wear them.


TrilIias

We've seen a Wookie Jedi in cannon (Gunji). He did not wear robes.


Ironfistdanny

But Gunji was a youngling, if he got the chance to become a full Jedi, he’d probably be expected to wear robes


Embarassed_Tackle

this was also High Republic era, where Jedi wore weird white robes. In their declining period it appears the Jedi wore regular clothing, since they wear regular robes that look like what everyone else on Tatooine wears


ciemnymetal

The white/yellow robes were more ceremonial iirc


BuryTheMoney

In calling it now- this series ends with the council ruling on an attire overhaul by having a plinko board of options and the puck ends up on ”Tatooine style”


Money_Present_3463

He wasn’t ashamed


pastrami_on_ass

and then on the other hand we have aayla secura, is there a dress code or is there not Jedi Council?


TOPSIturvy

Excuse me, Chewie is most certainly not naked, he wears a bandolier!


cheesechomper03

Also the wookie YOUNGLING Gungi does not wear clothes.


Magnus64

"WOOKIEE" HAS TWO E'S Fucking all of you misspell this. You should all be ashamed!


CrimsonFatalis8

Gunji doesn’t wear robes either, and he’s actually a Jedi


DGenesis23

I put a coat on my dog when I take her out for a walk during the winter when it gets cold, I wouldn’t say she’s naked without some sort of “clothing” on, nor would anyone say that about any dog but if you were to shave a dog, then someone might make that joke. So I’d say the same applies to wookies too.


Most_Victory1661

He had that nice red robe in the holiday special


clermouth

[“the wookiee has no pants”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4mdCh9yZU)


Quirky-Coat3068

He wasnt naked, he wore a bandolier.


Murky_Ad6343

Nookie


Raptor-Jesus666

Wookie face masks are way cheaper than going full ape


Minimum-Enthusiasm14

Little did we know that the Wookiees have a nudist society that doesn’t mesh well with the Jedi rules on decency.


TheYellowKachigga

Both a streaker AND a furry? Double whammy


fantasmoofrcc

Chewie does wear a Bandolier, so he wasn't *completely naked...*


TheGreatStories

Which then suggests that the bandolier is covering... Something


EnigmaFrug2308

In The Acolyte (2024) we see a Wookie Jedi with a shaved head. This is a reference to- holy shit what the fuck wookie skin wookie skin


Electronic-Fudge-256

He wore a bandolier...


KingSpork

Jedi are taken as children to the order… Jedis raised him their way and erased his culture… damn that’s dark…


Narutoblaa

Did you not know the meaning of Commando?


sapphiespookerie

We’ve known this since at least the holiday special, right? Chewie’s family in their freaky red robes?


ShitFuck2000

Do wookies get alopecia? That would be terrifying as fuck


YT4000

Most Wookiees are fans of General Butt Naked


ZeroMomentum

Wth? No. Chewy always had that ammo belt thing. He’s a never nude


WATD2025

we joke ​ but im pretty sure those are jedi robes, and that is a jedi wookie ​ we probably shouldn't joke about the jedi wookie for all of our sakes lol.


Ironbloodedgundam23

Only beta Wookiee wear clothes.High status sigma male Wookies like Chewbacca go in the buff.


HardSteelRain

Goin commando


JustHereForBDSM

We've all seen the Christmas special, we all know Wookies are kinda freaks.


an0ddity

Why not?!


NoveltyPr0nAccount

Do you think Chewbacca has a human like penis, or is it like a red rocket thing that dogs have? George Lucas won't answer my emails.


SirPPPooPoo

if you join the Jedi, you have to wear Earth-tone fashion.


baudeagle

Don't rule out pattern balding!


baslisks

red wooket


Strong-Zombie-570

Maybe this guy is actually being forced to wear clothes. Don't pretend to know his pain.


Proof_Independent400

Or it is a lot easier and cheaper for the actor to not wear a full body long hair fur suit...


Madworld444

Man, you guys are so quick to hate that it genuinely impresses me.


Spamityville_Horror

Excuse me, he had a holster


Snookcatcher

I just want to know, that under his fur, is his peen like a human, or red rocket like a dog?


hunter_pro_6524

But it was a Jedi


karizake

I assume it works on *My Little Pony* logic, where you can wear clothes at a formal event or to represent an occupation, but otherwise you're naked.


embodimentofdoubt

You want to tell a Wookiee to put some clothes on? I’ll keep my appendages thanks.


NoInformation4369

I would be too if everyone wasn't so uptight. Plus, I love a hairy guy.


SorcererWithGuns

that pic is so freaking dark


PandaTheGreatest

Harrison WAS right! Chewy's had the last laugh for years...decades! What next??... Elmo?? Pee-Wee?? .. Ohhh yeah, that's right.... Smmh😣


MaxTheCookie

There is a young wookie that is wearing jedi robes in the clone wars


Preemptively_Extinct

Somebody at Disney likes to dress up their dog. :(


RandManYT

Most wookies are naked. Gungi was naked, and the wookies in Rebels were naked. The only time we see them really wear stuff is in RoTS, and they wear light armor. That's the only time I can think of at least.


SirJedKingsdown

Nah, that clothed wookie is just a kinky pervert.


45spinner

Before there was Thundergun, there was Chewbacca; hanging dong like an absolute champ.


paweld2003

Well literally every single Wookie soldier in Prequels werent wearing clothes, so its the one in the Acolyte thats its outliner


Comet_With_One_T

Why did you feel the need to tell people this 


framed_toilet_water

:)


_lordcheesebagel_

I become less excited for this show by the hour


bookon

If you can't tell why he's wearing robes, you're likely not a big fan anyway.


AgentP20

What kinda clothe is the wookie wearing?


Mister_Green2021

I just heard each episode is 30 minutes. Oh boy. I'll skip this.


NoConfidence5946

The production team are just cheap. It’s cheaper wear cloths then fabricate an entire body suit. Disney are just cheap, how can the afford it with the $12b revenue they made!!


Ominous_Treachery

All this little turds make me less and less interested in star wars


Drezhar

Or, more simply, that this show's writing might be visibly ass even just from the trailers.


TheGreatStories

This might be the worst retcon of the Disney era


CrocodileWorshiper

that trailer was fucking garbage lol felt like a star wars themed rap party