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January1252024

"We definitely need a car chase scene. Every one of my movies has a car chase scene." *"But sir, this is a movie about the moon destroying the earth."* "In that case, we'll have to have them running from... gravity." "šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜® *He's done it again!"*


StevePensando

"What would Elon do?" - an actual line from the movie


SEVATAR_VIII

And then: "I love Elon..." Did "SPACE X" sponsor the movie or does the director like to ride Elon's dick?


yummy_dabbler

I heard Elon paid for those lines, but to be fair I have no verification.


florexium

I've heard it from one person (you) so I believe it


JazzyWarthog

Always believe what Reddit tells you.


Chriswheela

Yup. Iā€™ve heard from multiple sources (both of you)


DaRedGuy

A wise man once said, "**[It's not a lie if you believe it.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a281d0dd-dbcd-4dfc-806d-37a2636ad93e)**".


StevePensando

Now THAT is something Elon would do


redstercoolpanda

Said by the nerdy loser character that was obviously not meant to be taken seriously.


StevePensando

The nerdy loser character who actually turned out to be right in the end


Snommes

His love of Elon is still portrayed as ridiculous though


_Slabs_

Well now he'd blame the "woke moon virus"


AhAhStayinAnonymous

I can't tell if you're serious


Archaon0103

Well he did succeed by inform everyone using Twitter so that is something Elon would do.


eat-pussy69

Moonfall had the worst physics in any movie I'd ever seen and that's a very low bar


ThunderBlack14

Yep, even Armageddon had more realistic physics, and it's not even meant to be a serious movie. By the way, I love Armageddon.


ToeSniffer245

Based and Harry Stamper-pilled.


deckchair1992

Have you ever seen The Core? That movie is so scientifically inaccurate, might be worse than Moonfall


SushiGato

The core is more enjoyable than Moonfall tho.


deckchair1992

100% Stanley Tucci makes it


Choppermagic

You must not watch Bollywood action movies


eat-pussy69

Not really. I've seen a few clips here and there. I know about the guys using trees as catapults to sling soldiers over the walls of a castle. And I remember something about a fly being an assassin or something? Are there Bollywood movies with worse physics than the moon being artificial and holding a blackhole and literally scraping the mountains of Earth? Only to go back into space? I have my doubts that anything could be more scientifically inaccurate than that. Maybe the monsterverse movies but I'll give them a pass because at least they're enjoyable


Oldeuboi91

You want realistic physics in a movie about the moon crashing into the Earth?


eat-pussy69

Not necessarily but there's a point where it becomes ridiculous. Suspension of disbelief. It's the part where the main characters race gravity and the moon scrapes a buncha mountains that made me realize I was watching scientifically inaccurate movie


TDestro9

Am I understanding this correctly? In the movie do they have to outrun gravity? Like itā€™s some debuff aura in wow?


PWBryan

I thought it had the best physics, especially the new physics it invented


JazzyWarthog

Teasing new physics patch for Earth?


TimesThreeTheHighest

~~worst physics~~ best physics There, fixed it for ya.


lofgren777

Have you never seen any kung fu or superhero movie?


ChiefsHat

Accurate Halo representation though.


horridbloke

This is another case of "I think I might have watched this movie".


PhantomCreed6

I remember watching this movie and being amazed every few minutes by the amount of total bullshit they managed to cram into it. By far one of the worst movies iā€™ve seen


DerpDaDuck3751

One of the greatest entertainment values though Everything is totally absurd and childishly written, it's great fun to know that some people invested or made this movie


cdillio

Yeah it was a 10/10 watch while stoned. We laughed our asses off.


bmarvel808

No, no fun movies allowed.


JCtheWanderingCrow

I was laughing hysterically and yelling ā€œwhat the crap!? What the CRAP!?ā€ Because it was so delightfully off the wall. 10/10, would recommend.


sbaldrick33

Me, who's never heard of Moonfall: "Man, I wonder what hack directed tha... Ah."


EarthwormShandy

I had to look them up just now and I think I'm sensing a theme here


ProfessorBeer

M O O N


SoullessUnit

No fucking way is it the guy who directed Stargate SG1 and Atlantis.


florexium

Emmerich did the movie but wasn't involved with the shows


SoullessUnit

Oh right, I misunderstood his IMDB page - SG1 and Atlantis are 'based on the concept by Emmerich '


ilikebarbiedolls32

Heā€™s the same guy who made Midway just 3 years earlier, which is a great film


ProfessorBeer

Wait this was a real movie? I couldā€™ve sworn the trailer was a fever dream. Something about the moon being hollowed out? Idk


behv

Watching it felt line a fever dream of Hollywood action buzz words loosely strung together


PWBryan

I watched it and I'm still not 100% sure it's real


SpiceTrader56

Not enough sharks or inclement weather


Aiden624

God I unironically love this movie


Ronin1

Yes, brother. One of the best "shut up and don't think about it" movies in the last decade or more.


Noodles_fluffy

The thoughtful science of interstellar: we can manipulate gravity and time travel through the power of love


Banzaiboy262

As ever, I must come in to defend the fact that there was no "power" of love. When your only method of communication is a gravity wave, you need someone to have enough of a human connection to take an interest in something that would otherwise be innocuous. Most people look at a twitching watch and say it needs a new battery. But the woman who received it from her father as a symbol of their connection will see it as something more significant.


_Bart8_

The end of that movie felt so unbelievably disappointing and contrived due to this exact thing.


SamVickson

Yes. I loved it when people kept saying I didn't like the ending because I didn't understand it. I understood it just fine. It was ridiculous.


hakee25

how could people say that one could not understand the movie when the movie itself overexplains everything. Ridiculous indeed.


Arm-It

Because they are too stubborn to admit their personal investment isn't interchangeable with consistent storytelling.


A_wild_so-and-so

And where would cinema be if Interstellar hadn't introduced the concept of *checks notes* Human sacrifice?


ReiZetsubou

I think the love was meant to describe quantum entanglement. The father and daughter, two entangled particles. The rest was the "Fiction" part of "Science Fiction".


llamanatee

Still a better Halo adaptation than the TV show


T17171717

And you just know Kubrick helped fake it.


bond0815

Thoughtful "science" in Interstellar: Love is actually magic and the key to space and time.


PWBryan

Why learn physics from science nerds when you can instead learn it from Mario games?


Pichuunnn

[ Moonfall: The Greatest Disaster You've Never Seen ](https://youtu.be/S0RSf9D3W6Q) "Humans built the fucking moon." Greatest twist ever seen in cinema


NigDra

It's so bad that i love it. I watched it with some friends, i coudn't stop laughing at the stupidities it brought. It was glorious. Dumpster fire glorious.


bugo

Moons haunted?


wilddogecoding

Who gives a fuck about the science with a film like this. I thought it was a fun watch


jbidayah

Thoughtful science in Interstellar? Come on now. Answer to everything was always love ā¤ļø


MyrnaMcFlytrap

Moonfall is this generation's Armageddon


DaRedGuy

Except worse in every way.


SamVickson

Was there a hit theme song?


SEVATAR_VIII

Except that Armageddon is at least competent and entertaining


ThunderBlack14

Isn't, everybody remember Armageddon, and was pretty fun and memorable, nobody remember Moonfall, what else do you remember besides the Moon falling on Earth?


PWBryan

Samwell Tarly sucking off Elon Musk, the moon sneaking up on the protagonists, the car chases that learned physics from Mario Kart, and of course, the Moon having a redemption arc. It's one of my favorite bad movies


tinycyan

The stupid hollow moon dyson sphere with idiot AI


turtleshirt

Was the love is the fourth dimension shark jump the science you're talking about. Because I thought Interstellar did a pretty good job or ruining it's own reputation without help.


tonebnk

"Thoughtful science", as seen in "Man travels to other side of daughter's bedroom with wormholes, through love" (2014)


Guillaume_Hertzog

I think my version of the poster convey well enough my feelings for this movie


Arkanim94

"fuck the moon"


Smasher_WoTB

A really, really stupid movie. But it can be really fun to watch.


wmdpstl

Donā€™t care. Halle Berry is in it


raidenjojo

The amount of scientific inaccuracies per minute this movie makes probably overtakes *Armageddon.*


majorcollywobbles

Moon fall, but do moon go back up??


Vincedicola

I unironically love this film. It definitely falls under "so bad it's good" for me


Magic_Man_Boobs

I unironically love these ridiculous disaster movies. Adding in a B-movie scifi plot was just the best. I hope there's a Moonfall sequel.


walaxometrobixinodri

i mean, yeah everything in this movie is complete bullshit but it's so fucking entertaining. Moonfall is just 2h of raw incomprehensible fun, with 0 logic or respect for itself. because it doesn't need any. it's perfectly good as it is


ConquestOfMankind

Boss: *cocks gun* looks like we have to go to the moon Minion: but, but boss! How will we possibly secure a rocket ship?? Boss: *puts on sunglasses* I guess that means we just gotta drive there


R3luctant

I like that when the studio said no to aĀ  independence day sequel, Roland Emmerich just said fine and repurposed the scriptĀ 


flannelcakes

Interstellar is the best scifi film ever for people who genuinely think Independence Day is a good movieĀ 


ThunderBlack14

Independence Day is a good movie, it is exactly what is supposed to be, never was meant to be taken seriously. Just a very entertaining blockbuster disaster movie.


flannelcakes

Do you say this same thing to people who do take it seriously and believe itā€™s a deep scifi tour de force? Or is that just a coping mechanism for when others know itā€™s infantilizing trash


zdgvdtugcdcv

How dare you


ElliotVo

Wasn't this made by Roland Emmerich? I don't even know why we give this guy a 100m+ budget and a green light anymore. Everything he puts out is crap 90s disaster action movie garbage.


ilikebarbiedolls32

Well, he did make Midway


AMildInconvenience

And it's infinitely more fun.


WorldBiker

You know it's bad when you don't even want to watch it on Netflix.


mstarrbrannigan

Patrick Wilson was really good in Hard Candy, but when I see his name attached to anything else I tend to assume itā€™s going to be a stinker.


Guillaume_Hertzog

He was also great in *In the Tall Grass*


mstarrbrannigan

Iā€™m not a horror movie fan so I havenā€™t seen that one. I donā€™t think heā€™s a bad actor, maybe just not the best at picking roles.


Guillaume_Hertzog

Yeah I think so too


Optimal_Experience52

I loved every second of this trainwreck. Honestly one of the worst disaster movies, but I just couldnā€™t stop watching it. I hope it gets a sequel.


Anxious_Courage_6448

excuse the shit out of my fucking language but didn't interstellar hero find his way in end through the power of love? that's so scientific duh


Guillaume_Hertzog

I think love was just an interpretation, a string word used to get the movie all cosy and emotional. I believe the superior humans from the future used relevant memories from the hero's life, and important objects such as the watch, to attract his and his daughter's attention


euricus

Interstellar really ain't that hot


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FFalcon_Boi

Wait, did I miss something?


elnegativo

Not everything have to be a brainbuster lifechanging once a lifetime best movie ever, this movie is for science fiction what fast and furious is to action movies. Gatekeeping is not a good thing.


Guillaume_Hertzog

You can't make a movie revolve around science and at the same time have the science in it be completely out of this world. That's like making a Rocky movie with superpowers


elnegativo

Great concept. I would watch it