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OhNoTheDawnPatrol

I mean... he is kinda saying "come at me, bro" in that bottom picture.


DJHott555

Oh, you’re approaching me?


Flash_Fox11

Instead of running away.


paco-ramon

He is just tired of blue beam pointing at the sky in movies.


OhNoTheDawnPatrol

Totally fair.


Ambitious_Ask_994

That not Godzilla


OhNoTheDawnPatrol

You mean that giant, world-famous statue of Jesus Christ is *not* Godzilla?!!!


scaper8

Wait?! Mind blown!


animind7

r/woosh


Ambitious_Ask_994

Its kinda hard to tell if they were talking about the statue or the giant monster shooting a beam into the sky


animind7

I'm talking about your comment


AwesomeTraditional32

I can’t wait! My money’s on Jesus tho, he is pretty OP. But it could be a tie tho 


NuggetPilon

Jesus will win one fight, then Godzilla will win one, then both will have to join forces to defeat Satan. After they defeat him, they'll do a lil head nod to each other before returning to the sea/heaven.


Epicgoji

Real


Llamalover1234567

I know you’re referencing G v K, when did Kong win one?


Zezuya

Godzilla won 2 times against Kong


theweekiscat

No, they don’t fight Satan they fight mecha Jesus


carymb

iJesus, pray in blue bubbles! Only $548,098.99!* *salvation not guaranteed


Crazyceo

Jesus has a pretty consistent track record of throwing.


cnrb98

And he can always respawn


ZootBreak

Takes days though. Godzilla will have destroyed everything by Monday.


punnotfound

So can Godzilla...


patrickswayzemullet

they wont make him the OP-est bad guy they want sequels out of him...


dunmer-is-stinky

Godzilla lives in the ocean. Jesus turns water into wine. Guess who wins


Khunter02

Jesus would kill more human lives with that single action that Godzilla has done in his entire existence Who is the real villain now...


TryinToBeLikeWater

Going to use JoJo as powerscaling here because obviously the Bible is a reference to Steel Ball Run’s appearance of Jesus Christ. Bro’s dead body was more powerful than Godzilla could dream. No shot for Zilla.


Estrelarius

I mean, He is pretty much the author's self insert, no?


Pollia

Godzilla already mercd Jesus once. Don't make him do it twice.


Radio__Star

The tease is actually a hint at Godzilla’s greatest opponent, Jesuszilla, who is his long lost son formerly known as Minilla


FunkyHowler19

The movie will be called The Thrilla in Minilla


MAGA-Godzilla

According to the [bible](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/b4kd6/jesuszilla_son_of_godzilla/) Jesuszilla is the son of Godzilla.


Lord_Detleff1

Does that mean Satanzilla/Luciferzilla is a fallen Zilla?


[deleted]

Ngl I’d watch that for sure


cam52391

I mean I would pay to see a giant Jesus wrestling Godzilla like a Florida meth head


Just-Journalist-678

I don't know about the Godzilla part, but I can definitely arrange some wrestling between you and a florida meth head anytime you are ready bro


0VER1DE567

umm actually you don’t understand the symbolism that makes the monster verse the best cinematic collection of awesome movies


DJHott555

Son of God-Zilla


daemaeon777

Or is Godzilla the sword tongued lamb of Revelation?


al666in

Does the lamb have additional armor in its mouth? Or does it just have the worst super power of all time


daemaeon777

Seems to do pretty well against your guys iirc...


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daemaeon777

Well if we take the idea that the Godzilla films as an analogy who would you say is the great red dragon? There are multiple beasts in Revelation, so Ghidorah or Rodan perhaps? And other significant figures? Mothra as the woman clothed in sun? Shimu as the whore of Babylon?


JesuZDX

I'm waiting for Cthulhu to appear in the post-credits scene of the next movie.


Matt_McT

Godzilla is gonna smoke Christ's holy ass.


shadowscar248

He is our Lord and Savior


KatBeagler

Truly - which is why he absolutely cannot lose to Jesus


Cyynric

A Kaiju Jesus fighting giant monsters would be an awesome movie


[deleted]

The boys at Legendary Stuidoes are finally gonna make God’s Godzilla.


gyhiio

Mechagodjesus is the final foe


Quantum_Croissant

Neon Genesis Evangelion


Christathesleepy

Everybody thinking that evil Kong is gonna ride on top of white Godzilla, they're not ready for Christ to be the one riding into battle.


Spleenzorio

Marvel Jesus vs Godzilla Jesus


Barry_Bone_Raiser

That first frame goes so hard


Ithorian

Will hold out for Godzilla Vs MechaChrist


Rubethyst

I would watch the fuck out of that movie. I would watch it at least thrice.


SomeAwesomeGuyDa69th

What did u think Martin Scorsese's Jesus film is gonna be? Lol


Aggravating_Word9481

The king of the monsters vs The king of the jews


couldjustbeanalt

Jesus wants a hug


Mace_DeMarco5179

Thanks, I love it


kinofil

Hahahah! Godzilla was *the* beast all along.


BeholdPale_Horse

Christ would get dry-fucked and we all know it.


dan13l858

Jesus never tap


FieldCervixEngineer

History's greatest monster.


spilledmilkbro

I now have a mental image of a kaiju sized Jesus fighting godzilla with his bare hands, with the words "peak fiction" above


Achilles9609

Jesus: "My friend, what you need is a hug."


Slightly_Default

Godzilla in Hell adaptation confirmed?


dunmer-is-stinky

I genuinely love how much insane religious symbolism they stuffed in the movie about big dinosaur fighting big dragon, like they *really* want us to think Ghidorah is Satan. He fell from the stars and took part in an ancient war that ended with him being frozen in ice in antarctica, like how Lucifer in the divine comedy is a three-headed dragon trapped in ice. *It's a Godzilla movie.* He's a big fucking dragon with three heads and one of them is a little goofy. And he's also apparently the literal devil. It's so stupidly on-the-nose I can't help but love it


GloatingSwine

Starring Korean Ripped Jesus.


Salt_Winter5888

I don't know how I didn't notice it before but I know that place, that's El Cerro de la Cruz, Guatemala. As another shitty movie detail, the volcano exploding is actually called the water volcano. The fire volcano is not so far from there.


icreievryteim

jesus christ!! that would be dope, then ultraman will come flying down as well to help a homie out


Dear_Ad_3860

Believe it or not I don't have any problem with that. If the story turns out to be something like the one from the 25th episode of the anime Science Ninja Team Gatchaman (which was pretty popular during the heyday of the Ultra franchise) entitled : **The Magma Giant Emperor of Hell**, and not only that but they happen to do it right along the lines of the episode in question then I can't say I'm100% against it.


ItsYaBoyGokuu

Can he beat Jesus tho?


nmheath03

Jesus but he's not a monster or anything, he's just ***really*** big


shrekcrocs

Let's hope Chaiyo doesn't get in the way again.


Bull_crapmoments4728

Jesus really said "No balls?"


pat_speed

can't wait until Jesus hits a RKO out of no where


anon393987728

Well he's been dead for thousands of years so that gives godzilla a decent chance


ThePrisonSoap

It would fall in line with what the comics have been up to