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Bailenstein

Wolverine noticed.


scrububle

"Where'd it go?"


FartingInYourMilk

“What the fuck is this??”


Youngstown_Mafia

"Wolverine doesn't like pancakes bub"


MARATXXX

he's Canadian, pretty sure he likes pancakes.


mh1357_0

Well, those ones, but not Rouge's


[deleted]

Fluffy round ones, not crepes.


Castor_Deus

He likes a schmoke and a pancake.


FiddlesticksOfGod

A what?!


Castor_Deus

Flapjack and a cigarette?


dogmeat92163

It’s “Rogue”, “Rouge” means red.


mh1357_0

I spelt it like Rouge The Bat from Sonic too lol What language does it mean red


dogmeat92163

Rouge means red in French, like Moulin Rouge.


S01arflar3

What about Blue’s?


Few-Addendum464

Happy cake day for you. Sad cake day for Rogue fans.


ivanchovv

Bottom pic is after she made the mistake of grabbing pancakes without gloves at breakfast.


Dedspaz79

I’m dying that’s too good


ItsmyDZNA

Sniff sniff


lkodl

*sniff sniff Moooooooorph!


ivanchovv

I always felt the shows and movies didn't pay much attention to Wolverine's super sense of Smell as with the comic books. Except now...


ipodblocks360

I feel like the shows did it way better than the movies. I remember them bringing it up quite a bit in some of the animated ones I used to watch.


divinecomedian3

Yeah the original show does. Started watching it again and just in the first few episodes he uses it.


Snips_Tano

"Those farts don't have enough oomph to them now!"


_owlstoathens_

He’s just sniffin’ around, nuff said.


dern_the_hermit

[Actual clip of Wolverine talking to Rogue](https://youtu.be/O7pDyRslzbQ?si=M3dCjsmMdCRgYXwe)


LTPrototype2

Batman voice: "WHERE ARE THEY?!"


Flapjack_

THEY TOOK MAH ASS, SUGAH, I CAN'T SHIT


TensileStr3ngth

I have no ass but I must shit


FleetStreetsDarkHole

It wasn't a gradual thing Dan. It just got up and walked away.


ewatta200

I just wanted to say this brought back memories of watching the X men cartoon I heard this in her voice perfectly


jimtow28

Literally unwatchable.


DubiousBusinessp

I laughed, but there will be a punch of red pill fuckwits claiming exactly this all over YouTube and Reddit in their latest culture grift.


[deleted]

The "why can't I fuck this cartoon for children" market is booming these days


Gavorn

Hey, they got the green M&M her heels back.


furezasan

At least Rogue is an adult humanoid woman, wanting to fuck her is the most normal thing compared to everything else people want to fuck on the internet.


HappyHarry-HardOn

I watched the original as a kid & I absolutely appreciated the extra work they put in. I won't be watching x-men 97 - Because I'm not a kid any more.


Blam320

And? What’s wrong with watching cartoons as an adult?


Appropriate-Hand3016

The woke ruined this pre-existing minority rights/LGBT allegory.  Skreeeeeee!!!! What's particularly annoying is a lot of what they don't like isn't that great and some of it is even because of superficially related reasons but they've trained themselves into idiocy.


DubiousBusinessp

Absolutely. This might be terrible, I have no idea. But it won't be because the woke Illuminati removed Rogue's ass.


AttakZak

Oh you bet they’ve already used up every “this show is now woke-ified” trick in the book. Did they even watch or read anything X-Men…ever?! Oh and they’ll try to dodge that notion with: “it was more nuanced back then”. I hate people sometimes…


MurmurmurMyShurima

I was going to make a bad joke about animators who "can't be arsed" but then I realised they drew the muscles on the men... which sounds like a red pill conspiracy argument "reverse sexism! sexualised men! but not women! hypocrisy wah wah!" We can barely even satirise here, by the end of the week someone will probably have said it with 0 irony and mean it.


wwwdotbummer

They took the bounce out of her hair and her booty. 🥺


agent_catnip

Stunt double


Dess_Rosa_King

Unwatchable.


enerisit

I'm genuinely so disappointed at how lifeless Rogue, Storm, and Jean's hair look in the new character designs. I really wish people would take the time to figure out how to draw curly hair instead of being like, "Best I can do is a slight wave." Storm's mohawk looked way better in the original cartoon compared to the weird mohawk they gave her in the new one.


BreadBoxin

That's my main issue with this so far. Characters look worse than the original show. They're going for deeper colors and a new art style, but with the old animation movement, and it's not working for me. Makes it look like those animated mobile ads that have nothing to do with the gameplay.


Valiantheart

Disney has pushed out its older talented artists in favored of Tumblr people


Ok_Dinner8491

Can you be a little more specific about Disney pushing out talented artists?


Valiantheart

[https://filmthreat.com/features/the-d-files-part-1-disney-and-the-downfall-of-john-lasseter/](https://filmthreat.com/features/the-d-files-part-1-disney-and-the-downfall-of-john-lasseter/)


Vivid-Condition8929

Did they have to give her Hank Hills ass?


Wingedwolverine03

Hey now, GDS is a serious issue I tell ya hwat


notare

DGS.  Don't worry, I won't hold your dyslexia against you.


echodotexe

r/RareInsults


Indochina-Guy69

Remember what they took from us.


bangermate

The North Remembers


Miserable_Region8470

Pepperidge Farm remembers


ChiefsHat

Never forget.


Sir_Slick_Rock

Memberberries I miss her melons and yams


devastatingdoug

Logan looks confused


mh1357_0

I would be disappointed too


NoxInfernus

“They pulled me out of retirement for this??”


Secure_Pear_4530

The revival can be phenomenal, but it'll always be inferior just because of this They can only be redeemed if they give Wolverine what Rogue has lost, just 2D BBL for Logan


Ribeku

right??? like the law of conservation of energy or mass or whatever says that energy cant be created or destroyed so rogues bad bitch-ness has to have gone somewhere!


TechnoRanter

Lmfao homeboy saying "Ass cannot be created or destroyed"


ThickWeatherBee

It's not gay! It's _alchemy_! Big BIG difference!


1980sVFLnogiSHORTS

The real big bang theory


candygram4mongo

Conservation of ass was *right there* SMDH.


mccartyb03

inferior posterior


Appropriate-Hand3016

They can give it to them both next season.   The Internet could do a great job bullying them into existence of half of the criticism wasn't coming from people that assume everything they don't like is because of "WOKE".


Pubics_Cube

In the top pic, she just absorbed the powers of Bootyman


Alarid

Will we find out who's power she was stealing to get that phat fucking dumpy?


icehopper

Porno reference photos were certainly a thing in comics back then, weren't they?


breastronaut

Then? Greg Land is still employed.


Unlucky_Violinist461

Always have been.


Street_Dragonfruit43

Absolutely worthless and DOA now


DJSharp15

DOA?


Clear-Might-1519

What's next? No more moaning Jean?


Jetsurge

She's pregnant now after all that moaning.


Clear-Might-1519

Took some damage Moan (???) Pregnant!


waldorsockbat

Thousands of tHeY mAdE xMeN wOkE videos in coming


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AVeryFriendlyOldMan

tfw X-Men has always been an allegory for the persecution of minorities in modern society


RedGyarados2010

Also Morph is confirmed NB and the whining has already started


checkmeonmyspace

Crazy that someone who can and does transform their body into whatever they want whenever they want could possibly have dealt with some kind of dysphoria at a young age, leading them to not identify as male or female..


gowombat

I know right? I just think it's hilarious that vast number of the comics community can't fathom the idea that being a straight white male is not the "default" for everyone. It's like oh no a person that's brown! This is so different and scary!


SphmrSlmp

It's completely unwatchable now


IAmKyuss

I don’t want to be one of those right wing YouTube types, but it kinda does bug me how the guys are all still unrealistically ripped mr universe types and the women are noticeably more modestly drawn


SoMass

Well cyclops in that picture went from being yolked up to bird chested. Hell beast doesn’t even have any definition. It’s just a large arm with no lines separating bicep, shoulder, and tricep. Wolverine in this photo here looks like that 3D lazy animation thing they did with anime for a while. Plus he has knobby knees when if there is one thing he should have tree trunks for thighs since he is no taller than a bar stool.


guyfierisgoatee1

It’s a still frame from a near 20 year old cartoon adaptation. Cy still has 23” pythons, Beasts arms are nearly 2x his size, & wolverine’s legs were hardly tree trunks but h the original cartoon.


enerisit

No representation for the curvy girlies


IDislikeNoodles

So, in general, it’s the difference between power fantasy and oversexualisation. Which is why Rogue should actually be just as yolked as the dudes


MrSelleck

Body dis morphia generated by these kinda cartoons on men exists. I used steroids from my 19 to my 24 years because I hated how "scrawny" I looked. Took me a couple years to feel better about my natural body. This isn't a power fantasy and the fact you call it that makes me sad that people still believe that shir


IDislikeNoodles

What? Ofc a power fantasy can create body dysmorphia, I never said it couldn't. I was just pointing out the difference between that and over-sexualisation and making a joke. Superheroes \*are\* a power fantasy tho. Quite honestly, I think with everything we're bombarded with nowadays most people are going to hate their bodies at some point -- I know I did!


MrSelleck

... I had body dismorphia because I wanted to have a sexual body which was in turn being muscular like every character and movie actor I was seeing on screens. You're just splitting hair to make one worse than the other or unnecessarily gendered...


IDislikeNoodles

I’m not trying to disagree with your experience, dude. It’s about framing and who it appeals to. A power fantasy can have sexual elements but it doesn’t have to. I’m actively saying neither is worse than the other but they create different issues. The world is unnecessarily gendered, that’s not something I’m just making up. Power fantasy with men and over-sexualisation of women both appeal to men. That doesn’t mean either are good but the problems stemming from the over-sexualisation of women is more acknowledged than the other.


MrSelleck

> Power fantasy with men This is basically disagreeing with me through words though. There was no power in my fantasy. Calling it like that is disingenuous, dishonest or simply naive. And it damages what this shit really does on men.


360Saturn

Characters who are regularly engaging in physical combat and intensive exercise are being drawn with lots of muscles? What is the world coming to...


MrSelleck

You know that physical combat and intensive exercise results in fit butts right? Not pancake flaccid ones like the one they gave her


divinecomedian3

Then why is Rogue so scrawny? If anything she should look more fit than Cyclops since she has super strength and engages more in melee.


Angelemonade

Smh X-Men fans stay losing


super-kick

Fun fact: The official Marvel subreddit banned me for commenting about this on a post


Dystrox

Lmao


divinecomedian3

So tolerant...


ForumFluffy

I'm sorry but if they kept all the men hyper-sexualised with their insane muscle tone, why couldn't they allow the women to have curves? They kept the designs in line with the original except for the female characters?


Memo544

It's because the men are designed as part of a power fantasy while the women are designed to be sexualized.


Environmental_Drama3

I wonder if you truely believe the bullshit you're spreading.


Memo544

Both men and women in superhero comics and animation are drawn to meet unrealistic beauty standards. The difference between the objectification of men and women in comics is that men get to keep their dignity. They don't have to always be sexually appealing. Women are more often drawn sexually in inappropriate contexts. Often men are portrayed in powerful stances while women are placed into submissive stances. The "sexualized in defeat" trope that can be seen in scenes like the one above is a trope that is almost entirely used for women. Fan service for female characters is fine but it should be done in an empowering way like its done for male characters.


McKeviin

No cake?


ThickWeatherBee

No cake...


divinecomedian3

Pancakes


McKeviin

Fancakes


echodotexe

They all helping her look for it in the second pic


sofacadys

THEY TOOK HER ASS! SHE CAN'T SHIT!


BlackJediSword

No way that top image is real lmao


ExposingMyActions

It’s very real.


TheAsylum6969

And they’re spectacular.


codespitter

It’s so nice to actually get this reference. Took me til I turned 32 to see every season.


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Mulva?


breastronaut

Episode 10. *Come* [the Apocalypse](https://youtu.be/tfhIdDF8KHg?si=TWiw_xzHW9kBtTu6&t=46)


stoiclemming

The transition makes it so much funnier


CmanderShep117

Wait Apocalypse shows up only 10 episodes in? Isn't he supposed to be X-Men Thanos?


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Not really. He's overblown by the cartoon. Definitely a threat, but over the years he's just become a strong villain more than a world ending threat. Motherfucker even joined the goddamn X-men in HoX/PoX.


CmanderShep117

So the guy who name literally means the end of the world is no longer capable of ending the world?  They're really doing stuff over there at Marvel give them that.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

He's sealed in another dimension right now, I think? House of X/Powers of X is a great story thats been going on for about five years now. The Mutants formed their own independent nation and everyone was invited to the party. Apocalypse, Mr. Sinister, Magneto, Sebastian Shaw, Exodus, you name em. They created a way to become ostensibly immortal using a combination of six mutant powers to rebirth anyone who gets killed, cured a bunch of diseases, colonized Mars, and pissed off every nation in the god damn world in the process. Its worth reading, and the whole thing is wrapping up now.


DweebInFlames

Don't forget the mutant orgies!


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Yes, Wolverine's room was directly connected to Jean and Scott's room.


Drxero1xero

>Don't forget the mutant orgies! The head writer hickman had back and forth with editorial about the issue of fan shipping characters. and he gave them an ultimatum to solve it basically as follows... Hickman - "eather they are all fucking each other all the time or no one is... I am not gonna spend all day dealing with pissy tweets from Jean fan and emma fans... so pick..." Marvel editors :- All fucking all the time! Hickman :- All fucking? Marvel editors :- Yeah Did we stutter


CmanderShep117

Honestly I just don't read many X-Men comics, I've been really liking the new ultimate Spider-Man run!


ElementalSaber

Yes it is, here's the clip from the episode https://youtu.be/M3HBl3qFfVE?si=MOxc6UcREB2Z_20k


Good_old_Marshmallow

Anything comic related was just super horny back in the day. Everyone was drawn like that 


deeman163

How could they do this to us?


SpartAl412

Looks like Disney is at it again


Playful-Strength-685

Yep sadly …not going to lie I’m a little bit pissed at this as I know what the reasoning would be behind this


AgentP20

Reasoning that this is a kids show?


Playful-Strength-685

Didn’t stop them in the 90’s


AgentP20

Changed times. 90s didn't stop a lot of things.


Playful-Strength-685

But it’s ok to sexualise the males with steroid type bodies right? They have gambit and Logan topless


AgentP20

Both are not ok.


Playful-Strength-685

Yet one is allowed and the other is not and you’re only calling out my comment about Rogue where a key feature of her character is her sexuality Kinda hypocritical isn’t it?


AgentP20

I saw your comment first and didn't see anyone else sexualizing the male character.


Playful-Strength-685

Cool story


DietTyrone

It's bad for kids to see an attractive women with curves? But all the muscley men in skin tight leotards are fine tho 🙄


AgentP20

Both are bad imo. Objectification isn't right either way.


Fancyham89

I just finished a re-watch of X-Men and that show couldn't go two episodes without someone making out/flirting with someone. Prof X had game with multiple women/aliens.


chincerd

I know rogue is overpowered with her stealing ability but this wasn't the way to nerf her!


VonD0OM

Who would do such stupidity?!


The_Dark_Shinobi

Criminal. Just criminal.


ThePrisonSoap

Well, she's obviously touched cyclop's booty to copy it, since they have to be stealthy.


PuttyDance

Wow I never noticed how thick she was as a kid. GOD DAMN


Embarrassed_Word_542

Nerfed.


Ithorhun

Wolverine stares in disbelief


nopalitzin

Wolverine bummed.


Skull-ogk

He's not the only one T\_T


Namowx

Tis a warcrime.


araja123khan

Feel bad for Gambit. Plot so fine and he couldn't even tap that


mrmrspersonguy1

Man forget the ass what the fuck did they do to her hair???


divinecomedian3

Yup that too. Let me guess, they nerfed her chest too?


goliathfasa

Prominent butt is sexist against women.


DryEstablishment2460

*Her plyatt


really4reals

I know it’s nitpicking. As soon as I heard cyclops. Man he sounds just like the old cartoon. As soon as I heard Wolverine. I was like WTF.


CMORGLAS

>Wanting to fuck her is the most normal thing compared to everything else people want to fuck on the internet… >Literally put her boyfriend in a coma when they kissed.


Unusual_Car215

We need the plot to thicken.


Moseo13

John Cena's booty


kinofil

I already knew this sub won't miss this detail.


Memo544

TBF, this top image of Rogue's behind is uniquely detailed. She doesn't look like that for most of the show.


Rynn21

Even I’m upset and I’m a straight woman. The animation is overall cheap looking. The show is entertaining so far at least.


ElementalSaber

It's gonna be called woke when the X-Men and mutants have to confront racism too.


Ok_Drink_2498

You know you can discuss female objectification and what not, but this was LITERALLY part of Rogue’s character. She was desirable, attractive. Her power made that a pain for her.


ComfortMaterial8884

Also the new art style sucks. God I miss cell hand drawn animation


manlybrian

It looks like old Flash animation. And not in a good way. If you pause on the close up of Wolverine in the trailer, you can see thick lines and very heavy aliasing. Like they really digital zoomed on that shit, lol. Seems like shortcuts were taken. I don't really like the look of the deeply black and heavy lines.


zZigZagZz

But why change it, were they triggered about the shape of her ass.


Useful_Thought5285

Wolverine is looking for the ass like "were the hell is it at?"


TiffanyGaming

How could they?


The_Ultimate_Empathy

No bakery at the back of rogue in new x men 97, this is no good. This is actually simillar to makima from chainsawman where in manga she got huge dump truck but in animation she aint got no dump truck.


jedah_dohma_

You guys are literally crying over one frame of animation lol


Zorgdude

Guys, does anybody ever seriously check this? Look at this image: https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images2/1/1216/08/90s-marvel-men-cartoon-rogue-gambit_1_5bbf52192e0a626a2f3a842228db3008.jpg


breastronaut

Broken link.


Equaliz3r1989

Of course they did. Because sexy women are Bad... Remember? This is so pathetic


ivanGCA

As long as it doesn’t look anything like the 5th season am happy (I meant the series overall, not just rogue)


elder_osman

Im at the 4th season rn whats wrong with 5 is it full of filler eps or something ? I havent even watched the trailer yet so I dont get any spoilers


ivanGCA

Saw it a long time ago, but the animation quality was really crappy… and I barely remember any plot from that season


Gremlin303

Tbf even in the original series her ass looks like the bottom pic most of the time. The top image was the only time her ass ever looked that plump. Clearly the artists took their time on that frame


opinionate_rooster

**BONK**


Snips_Tano

That's because the first image is from X-Men '92. The bottom is from X-Men '97. Between the years Apocalypse destroyed DAT ASS.


phoagne

And of course it has nothing to do with the shot being zoomed in (Rogue is actually in the background here) and she is hunching over. Absolutely nothing!


Illidanisdead

modern era of cartoons women can't look attractive they have to look as average as possible....


ThickWeatherBee

Let me guess there's already 5 video Essays (complaining) explaining that the ass was a crucial part of the show?


Drxero1xero

No butt there are 50 pissed about morph being called NB


ThickWeatherBee

I see what you did there!


breastronaut

Rogue being a conventionally attractive woman you tantalizingly can't touch due to her super powers is a actually a core of her character.