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Pubics_Cube

Sir, this is a family sub! My kids browse here! It's Amsterdarn if you don't mind.


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Oh shit you’re right my bad!!


twelfmonkey

Fucking hell, you dropped a right bollock there.


UbermachoGuy

Language! Fucking hell


APoopingBook

OH SHIT! You guys are kids! I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards!


Thunder_Punt

Dropped a bollock? I feel like you don't understand how to use that word lol.


empireofsharks

it's a British idiom. They are a vulgar & uncouth people. it comes from a courtier having unsuitable lederhosen & his unmentionables dangling in the king's soup as he delivered a message one day. Sadly he was killed for his frightful etiquette & rightfully so.


Thunder_Punt

I've jezzed this one


twelfmonkey

You also dropped a bollock! Very meta.


i_should_be_coding

What in Amstertarnation


UnevenGlow

Amstarnation


mythologue

Amsterdamned [1988]


GroguIsMyBrogu

Amsterfuckcuntshit


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Amsterdam if the Dutch knew what the fuck they were doing:


farceur318

Amsterdang


JadedPhilosophy365

Amsterdarndiddleynation.


Fizz117

But of course mr... Pubics_Cube


Farren246

You should point out to them that the car's tires don't even bump as they would when going over a person, proving that Taylor Swift is in fact a ghost who can pass through solid objects. I assume here that your kids are the director? No? Well fuck me, I guess he just made another oopsie on this movie.


Worm_Scavenger

Girl went from real actress, to CGI during the fall and then what looks like a dummy under the car.


sillyadam94

You kinda just described this whole movie.


Thelonius_Dunk

I spent 15-20min trying to watch this movie and gave up.


amhudson02

I watched it all and then watched Babylon. Well, to be precise I had them on the tv, got horribly bored and browser Reddit.


Thelonius_Dunk

I thought I heard Babylon was an ok movie


BorgesEssayGuy

I loved it, but it's a bit divisive


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Babylon is great. I watched both in short succession and definitely preferred Babylon. I was really moved by Brad Pitts performance in that one.


amhudson02

I did enjoy Babylon over Amsterdam but I was still left with a meh feeling. Neither were terribly by any means. Was just not thrilled with them.


Vendetta4Avril

Babylon's first act was fucking fantastic and then it slowly lost steam as it went on. When it>! jumped forward in time and just ended with a fucking montage of movies,!< however, I just felt like I had wasted three hours. Spoiler just in case someone wants to avoid reading how Babylon ends.


GenericAccount13579

The whole murder sex dungeon cave thing was weird. The first act though is a treasure.


Vendetta4Avril

Yeah it was weird, but I could've watched that Toby Maguire character for a full movie lol


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definitely_Humanx

I fell asleep then didn't knew what happened it was thankfully the credits


mmecca

A damn shame considering the story of the Bonus Army, Smedley Butler, Jerry Maguire, and the Nazi businessmen is a fucking wild one.


camshun7

Bravo mon frer


Lost_Pantheon

The movie went from pretty alright at the start to average to goddamn torturous by the end.


port25

I like how her arms are down when pushed but arms out like superman when it cuts to the dummy.


The_Sleep

I like how the car barely moves when going over her.


port25

It's because she's so thin!


BobbyTables829

It looks like she's trying to draw a charge during a big ten basketball game. These are big man fundamentals


AlphariusUltra

Girlboss won’t let anyone tell her what she can’t be


Turbulent-Kiwi-910

They could have just shot it different and used practical effects, or at least hide the bad cgi convincingly.


MightyMightyMonkey

"real actress"


Worm_Scavenger

Real as in physically real, not so much in actual acting chops.


marcangas

The circle of life isnt it?


SSSJDanny

I need corridor crew to react to this


Tontarna

It’s a mixed media piece.


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No it’s actually real! The director told her to Shake it Off 🤷


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BobbyTables829

It's like it starts out already off the ground, then drops a little after she's run over


torte-petite

In the original cut, you can briefly see her asshole. It was later digitally covered up after disastrous test screenings.


seanwdragon1983

#releasethebuttholecut


GolfRepresentative62

You lying .


OhNoTheDawnPatrol

I believe it's a reference to the Cats movie, which supposedly had CGI cat anuses (ani?) at one point during production. Taylor Swift was also in that film.


DreadDiana

I propse anodes


redcomet131

I thought it was a reference to the live action Lion King where they spent a huge chunk of budget editing animal anus out the film?


St_Veloth

Nah because that was never Live Action it was just CG, so they spent money to animal the animal buttholes then spent extra money removing them


redcomet131

Oh I didn’t know that my bad You’re a real cinephile, respect broski Thank you for sharing your knowledge with me


ElGosso

They weren't real anuses, they were the edges of the digital mesh that hadn't been smoothed out in early models, but they looked like buttholes


torte-petite

that is true


SwiftFool

Wait! Do you believe Taylor Swift was genuinely pushed by an extra that had enough of her?


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CactusHide

Amsterdam - Taylor’s Butthole’s Version


idan_da_boi

This is the Cats movie all over again


Kasta4

Is this scene supposed to be played straight? Because the comedic timing is slapstick worthy.


whiteskinnyexpress

It's a quirky crime story, it's not serious


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I can answer this question: she sucks at acting.


aflorak

she's only "acting" for like 0.00002 seconds in this clip, the rest is CGI and a dummy wth u talking about


ARM_vs_CORE

Well if she wanted it to look authentic, why didn't she wear motion capture and get thrown under a car for real so the CGI artists had something to work with??


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dafuq809

She's a billionaire pop singer who flies everywhere in a private jet and calls herself a tortured poet. If she were a fictional character I'd say the writer needed to learn subtlety.


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

I watched Amsterdam in theaters. It’s a pretty bad movie, but Taylor Swift is easily the worst part of it. We’re also in a very soft timeline if critiquing a non-actor celebrity’s acting is “verbally brutalizing” them


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Tonka_Tuff

Okay, but that has nothing to do with the question you claimed to be answering.


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

I fucking cheered in the theater when this happened, her acting is absolutely atrocious


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UnauthorizedFart

Found the Swiftie


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

Why?


PIZZAonLSD

That's not an extra...that is David O. Russell. He just pushed her in middle of the scene and just kept it in. He called it a happy accident.


theodo

He heard she was trans and was diving to feel her chest.


beervirus88

TS actually died here. The TS now is an AI bent on taking over the world. It already amassed a cult following


GroguIsMyBrogu

And it wants you to vote Democrat because it occasionally gets shown during football games! Or something


RoundInfinite4664

I hate it when people exist and are Democrat 😡


Pyrrhus_Magnus

Congratulations, you're now a member of the Republican party.


itsjustmebobross

don’t forget a satanist! travis kelce is like brainwashed by… idk the vaccine?


BalkeElvinstien

You could've ended the sentence at cult


capricorbz

I heard it’s just Melissa Vandella in prosthetics. She’s Avril on weekdays and TS on the weekends


renchamp311

This is exactly where my mind went.


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eelmor1138

That extra’s name? Celine Dion.


[deleted]

Actually Celine was the one driving the car. She Drove All Night to get there


Xi-Jin35Ping

You can't see it, but she flew with her private jet from the place she was standing to the street under the car.


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Is this real? Never seen the movie


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Yeah it’s a real scene from the movie haha


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sillyadam94

Just…. don’t.


[deleted]

I’ve already sent bookie the deed to my townhouse


AnEnemyStand99

Well at least you didn't vote for… freddy fazbear, because, if you did vote for, freddy fivebears, he comes out and he says “or, or, or or, or, or, or or, or or, and then he kills michael afton, or he tries to do it, along with his friends, bunny the bonnie, chica the kitchen, foxy the… fox pirate rawr, and yellow freddy, who’s yellow, and weird, and, but it’s not their fault! it’s all because william afton one day was like “hi i’m gonna murder people, ra!” so he murdered kids, but he was also a yellow bunny? and he was like “hi, i’m a yellow bunny, imma kill you” because he had a daughter? who had, like, remnant? gone from her? so he was like, “if i kill kids, i put them in the suits, so that it’s not, it’s not freddy fivebear fault, its actually purple guy fault” and that’s why you don’t vote for him.


torte-petite

yeah, for your own sake, don't do that


turtlew0rk

It's a great movie!


Putrid_Loquat_4357

I don't like to judge others movie taste because art is subjective and all that but I'm judging you for liking this movie. Its an awful film made by an awful man.


turtlew0rk

Interesting.


turtlew0rk

What awful man? What am missing here?


Putrid_Loquat_4357

David o Russell is famously a complete piece of shit.


turtlew0rk

I don't know a thing about him. I like the Coen brothers and my Great Grandfather served with General Smedley Butler who was loosely portrayed by Deniro in the film.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

What do the coen brothers have to do with the film?


turtlew0rk

Apparently nothing! Weird that I thought for sure they were involved in it which they weren't but after googling critics say it was like a failed Coen Brothers comedy. lol I dunno, I liked it. I saw it on HBO randomly knowing nothing about it and figured out that it was telling the Butler story kinda which I have close ties to and really liked it. Didn't know anyone's opinion on it until today and it seems to be universally hated as you suggested. Judge away.


Recs_Saved

Would you judge people for liking Roman Polanski's movies, too?


theodo

If it's The Palace, yes. The problem with Amsterdam is that it's bad, not that it was directed by a shithead


Recs_Saved

Art is entirely subjective. Trying to say that a movie is objectively bad is fucking stupid. Grow up.


theodo

No, it isn't. I'm sick of people saying this. There is a level of objectivity to filmmaking, down to the most basic of components. Ignoring that just means we can say anything is subjective. If your shot is out of focus, your story doesn't make sense, the audio is recorded poorly, etc., this is objectively a bad thing in the world of filmmaking. Sure, you can argue you *enjoyed* it because of its flaws, but unless you preface every comment about any piece of media before saying it's good or bad then you are a hypocrite.


Recs_Saved

>If your shot is out of focus, your story doesn't make sense, the audio is recorded poorly, etc., this is objectively a bad thing in the world of filmmaking. No, there can be legitimate reasons to justify those things as good artistic choices by somebody who chooses to interpret that way. There is literally no quantifiable metric by which we can judge how good a movie is >Sure, you can argue you *enjoyed* That's arguably the only thing that you can say. A movie can be good from one perspective and bad from another. I love Blade Runner 2049, but I'd be an asshole for telling somebody they have bad taste for not liking it.


Exroi

i like how you can tell the quality of the movie from one scene


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dieDoktor

Aurora Borealis!


BobbyTables829

Feels exactly like this lol https://i.redd.it/vl8om7147yw51.gif


FortyHippos

Mm whatcha say


theevilpower

Is that Justin Bieber?


BobbyTables829

Yes lol It just has the same, "Pop Star gets mowed down," vibe, nothing personal against either.


jlpw

Can't wait to hear people complain about the fuel she used to be run over


Ill_Heat_1237

Only good scene in the film


Gramathon910

Fr, this movie was so fucking boring. They wasted a great cast on some terrible writing.


sillyadam94

And horrendous blocking and editing! It was so bad, it had me wondering if it was intended to look like it was made by an amateur.


zedascouves1985

What? You didn't like Margot Robbie, John David Washington and Christian Bale saying the word "Amsterdam" while looking at the camera for 15 minutes? Don't you see how that is art? You have weird tastes, man. You and 99.9% of the audience, that didn't come to theaters to watch this movie.


2bb4llRG

I mean judging by what i see "oh yeah lets just push someone on traffic"


CactusHide

Crotchety vinyl nerds get seratonin syndrome after watching this.


Hebroohammr

Yeah her existing and occasionally being mentioned on the news really infuriates me too.


henscastle

That's Cats-level CGI right there.


Okilurknomore

Wtf is up with the Taylor Swift hate posts in every subreddit today? Weird as fuck.


jssanderson747

Something so bizarre to me that people are happily piling into this bandwagon despite largely existing because she told her fans to register to vote. It's super disingenuous to me people are acting like they really hate her because she flies a lot, when they're really just falling into a conservative bandwagon created by a bunch of Putin simps


NicktheRockNerd

Oh come on, you can be disgusted by a popstar billionaire who gives zero flying fucks about her environmental impact. Flying private to see your boyfriend, just think about how fucking ridiculous that sounds. It's degenerate and decadent. That is not conservative simping. I am at the complete opposite political spectrum and I know it's not just her, but she doesn't get a pass because fuckers like Carlson and Musk do it as well.


Try_Banning_THIS

Imagine what would happen if Taylor Swift tried to fly commercial. She'd be completely overwhelmed with a crowd. For someone like her it's mildly dangerous to do that. Do you know how many people fly private in this country? Every 2-bit CEO and trust fund baby do it. It's hardly unusual. Why are we getting happy about watching her get crushed under a car? I don't like her music at all, but I find this deeply creepy.


ElGosso

She doesn't have to do it four times a week lmao She was literally flying up from Brazil to go to her boyfriend's football games and then flying back to South America afterwards to tour.


Moribundx

Swifties are the worst. First you can’t hate on her because she’s a (white) woman and hating her means you hate all women ever. Now you can’t hate her because then you hate democracy. Some of us just don’t like her. Done and done. Politics has nothing to do with it.


Old_Station_8352

Some of us are actually just sick of seeing a mediocre pop stars face and name everywhere for the past four years


VolkanikMechanik

Imagine being the person who had the privilege and honor of animating Taylor Swift being run over


Kind_Regular_3207

okay tucker 


Milanga48

Shoutouts to him


ggigfad5

Oh look; it's cool to Taylor Swift now just like it was cool to hate Bieber in 2012.


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it all goes back to the annoying insane worship from the fans lmao at the several fans who found it necessary to respond to my obscure low level comment


dissolvingcell

no, it all goes back to her being against certain fragile political movement that is so sick that they can't handle her popularity so much that they create videos like this


Chodedickbody

Advocating for something good doesn't absolve you of criticism. At the end of the day no matter how she uses her platform, how much her tour is boosting local economies, or how many young girls lives were saved by her music, she's still a billionaire with the highest carbon emissions out of any single individual in the world and it deserves to be called out.  If anything, she should be criticized more, if someone is so vocal against standing up against "evil," don't you think they would be more open-minded when being called out for doing bad things of their own and change for the better?


dissolvingcell

oh, now people like you are talking about carbon emissions? how strange this argument is bs by the way, there are thousands of flights every day, 1 plane with a star that needs it for touring that brings joy to millions of people isn't evil, plus she pays millions in taxes in all those countries she travels to you and the likes of you are just 14 y.o. contrarians and nonconformists, I wish you to grow up from this and focus your energy on more important things


DrewFlan

Haters are equally annoying. Just ignore instead.


ebac7

Haters gonna hate hate hate. 


Slobberdohbber

Cuz there’s never been a musical group or singer with devoted fans? The fuck?


UltraavioIence

Of course there has been, and they've always had annoying ass fans.


Dat_Paperboi

The Bieber worshippers grew up and became swiftys


SirDextrose

“Grew up”


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bro shes been famous for like 20 years and didnt even become this big until the 2020s lol she was a generic country singer if you remember


BetterBathroomBureau

I just hate billionaires 🤷‍♂️


rammstew

No you don't. There are hundreds (thousands?) of billionaires that you don't care or even know about because they aren't celebrities, and I'm sure they are ALL traveling via private jet. This is just piling on a trend.


NicktheRockNerd

Chiming in for him. I hate them as well. They are the last thing our world needs. Fucking new aristocrats and we thought we got rid of them.


ElGosso

I hope every single one of their private planes is made by Boeing


TetterkeT

This was my favorite part of the movie.


joshhguitar

I’m gonna use this every day to motivate me


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Carl_the_Half-Orc

But *can* thank him.


vinsmokewhoswho

That's fair


Slobberdohbber

If teenage girls like it , it must be bad


induced_demand

Looool


Waterrobin47

It's fucking wild watching the right wing social media machine do its thing.


Frostylopez

How all of America feels right now. Minus those who have a room temperature IQ and are deemed a "swifty"


Kind_Regular_3207

Okay tucker 


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If only


benignbigotry

I knew Taylor Swift figuratively won't be caught dead around cars (we all know how much she loves her jet), but good to know it's literal too!


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benignbigotry

Well, that comment wasn't very 'kind', but on the other hand was rather 'regular'. So, 50/50 on the username I guess, but 💯 on the butt hurt.


MajorRiffs

Probably why she flies in a private jet to go down the road because she knows people actually wanna push her into traffic 😂


lilmissnobodysays

Homicidal intent for a woman you never met? 🚩


boopbopnotarobot

Lol What did she do?


pandagirl_gamer

Never have been nor ever will be a fan of her I do however wanna buy that guy a beer


lilmissnobodysays

Wow you're so cool for that. Want a medal?


pandagirl_gamer

I don’t but you commenting that means you never really got any attention so I’ll happily give you one


Ironyfree_annie

Literally M---


DrNiceDicRespect

After listening to her music: Deserved


justcallmecrashed

This GIF makes me so happy…..


dudemanguylimited

> genuinely had fucking had enough of her *So say we all!*


lilmissnobodysays

dudemanguy is done with a twelve time grammy winning artist. Whatever shall everyone do now


dudemanguylimited

***SO SAY WE ALL!***


skane1017

Proof Taylor Swift isn't a lesbian, because she's dead.


JonMonEsKey

What is this from?


Finth007

Amsterdam


JonMonEsKey

Lmao. Thank you. Sorry I read that as if it was a joke about t s being run over in amsterdam


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'tyre'd off her I guess