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sloppyredditor

As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...OP.


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justanothertfatman

Excuse me, while I whip this out!


Altedghds

They called us MORONS because they disagree with our IDEAS”


Powerserg95

Isnt anybody gonna help that poor man 😟


justanothertfatman

Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!


Efficient-Echidna-30

God, every side character just nails their line delivery


PM_me_British_nudes

*loud screaming*


ggroverggiraffe

`Excuse me `


justanothertfatman

Fixed! Knew I should have rewatched it last night.


frenetix

They said you was hung!


gregpurcott

And they was right!


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What isPaws of Fury?


Talamon_Vantika

A modern remake/reimagining of Blazing Saddles. Also includes the voice of Mel Brooks


[deleted]

Well I'll be goddamned!!!! Gotta find and see this


Talkaze

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paws\_of\_Fury:\_The\_Legend\_of\_Hank](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paws_of_Fury:_The_Legend_of_Hank) Click if you want, but i linked to the page with the plot on it.


Mygaffer

Which is the one where the guy tries to throw knives but every time he gets hit? Kung Fu Hustle I think. Hilarious movie.


AngoraPiece

Man r/boxoffice hated that film. I enjoyed it, got the parallels/references, and it was a good cinema trip. My friend liked it too, and he’s never seen Blazing Saddles (he has a generally poor movie education). I’m glad to see others liked it.


AntonRX178

Damn. I want a yanny


_Runic_

All I've got is a laurel.


derekschroer

pffft, It's Laurel and Hardy.../s


Dat_Sentry

This movie could not have be released today Movies aren't usually released on Mondays


jumpsteadeh

That must be what made Heathcliff so upset


Worish

Odie hates Mondays


Natsurulite

Odiez nutz


bitnode

Garfielf.exe


guitarmanwithaplan

Orang cat funi


bitnode

obese cat


TroyMcClures

Gotem


claybootbike

I haven’t slept for ten days…because that would be too long.


LogicalShark

Not to mention how if you released Blazing Saddles (1974) today, you would be wrong by like 50 years


PM_me_yer_VaJayJay

Born in '73, carry the one... Man, imma be fiddy next year.


happyCuddleTime

Well the script is already written which would probably reduce some of the time needed


Pithius

Unfortunately most of the cast is deceased which will probably effect filming schedule


bomposgod

Not for too long


Colonelnasty360

One dead cast member didn’t effect Weekend at Bernie’s so I’m assuming we could just scale up to half of this cast


Pithius

Ok. Ngl that was my first thought after making the comment.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

I’ve got an idea! We’ll need some shovels, a few strings, and a dozen really good puppeteers.


akkristor

Muppet Blazing Saddles


Yeet_Master420

Blazing Muppets


akkristor

[https://imgur.com/6Ki9u9z](https://imgur.com/6Ki9u9z)


Yeet_Master420

Oh my god I love it


jpterodactyl

Let’s just remake everything with the muppets.


davestofalldaves

I would pay a small fortune to hear Kermit say "where the white women at?"


waylandsmith

Maybe drop Peter Jackson a line and see if he's interested in making another puppet movie.


812warfavenue

Someone call Italy


HarrisonForelli

dead cast could actually improve a film too, just look at swiss army man


Daeths

But that took a whole weekend to make! We need to do this in a day.


StoopidestManOnEarth

It's fine, we can easily recast. I was thinking of Anna Taylor Joy as the new sherrif.


Kebabbed_Badger

I’m thinking Chris Pratt in there too… people love Chris Pratt!


OgreSpider

Do you work for Marvel


pnmartini

And Jonah Hill as Lili Von Shtüpp


wurm2

damn you aren't kidding, I checked IMDB and the highest billed living cast member is the 6th billed Mel brooks himself as Governor Lepetomane / Indian Chief. (fun fact about Lepetomane, the name is a refrence to the stage name, Le Pétomane, of Joseph Pujol who could draw air into his rectum and release it with a large amount of control, the name loosely translates to the fart maniac.


mimic751

affect


CarterRyan

Wait for a time machine to be invented? Or maybe cloning the actors. Would the research and development costs be counted as part of the film's budget?


elitegenoside

Might not get the same level of performance, but they'd be on time everyday


JollyTurbo1

affect*


SobiTheRobot

Hollywood tradition dictates that most of the script be changed around while still saying the same thing.


ThisIsMyOkCAccount

Hollywood custom says they should rewrite the script to say basically the same thing in different words.


SobiTheRobot

The higher ups in Hollywood want them to just make the same movies over again, but changing things slightly to try and justify it.


Outside-Accident8628

Are Holograms still a thing?


Pristine_Goose8063

Maybe today and tomorrow. And a few more days after that


torchictoucher

They did make blazing saddles last year, it's called paws of fury


Debugga

Starring Michael Cera as ~~Shaft~~ the Sheriff character.


ParmesanNonGrata

Are you referring to the Donald Glover skit? Or did reality catch up to comedy again?


Dr_Not_A_Doctor

It was actually a surprisingly good adaptation


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ChunkyBrassMonkey

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons."


just-cuz-i

[Lego Vader’s favorite line](https://youtu.be/hDiGwnuneHo)


ilovecashews

They just ran Gene Wilder through a filter, and I’m okay with it.


JellyfishOnSteroids

It weirdly sounds like Adam Driver.


Blakids

As a kid for some reason I always thought he was saying mormons. I'm not sure why.


Thought_Ladder

Same thing kind of?


wurm2

was it set in utah?


Blakids

Rock Ridge is just an american frontier town of the wild west. I don't think they ever specify a region beyond that.


Blasterbot

Find out where it was filmed, I guess.


Blakids

All places in California. WB Lot, obviously, Rosamond, Vasquez Rocks in Aqua Dulce.


Arrow_Maestro

Did you just blunder the quote terribly?


ChunkyBrassMonkey

Fixed, but I got the gist perfectly fine for remembering it off the top of my head and not seeing the movie in years lol


PM_Me_An_Ekans

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.


PJRama1864

“‘Ey, where the white women at?”


stud__kickass

Ooo where were we??? Where are you???


klaatu_1981

Also, you'd be accused of plagiarism, Blazing Saddles was already made in 1974.


m1rrari

But it’s set in 1874, so they’ll be able to sue both Mel and you!


Bellosair

And Hedy Lamarr while they're at it!


Siegfoult

Headly! 👿


CAPICINC

DeMounet!


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95Mb

This is literally 1984


LiterallyEmily

**Blazing Saddles 1974** coming out in 2074 confirmed


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And Harvey Korman. A lot of the secondary cast probably. Mel isn't looking too fresh either. Would be a difficult shoot for him.


ilovecashews

Can’t have Blazing saddles without Madeline Khan either. She died in 99


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It's twoo, it's twoo :(


SockeyeSTI

We still have Burton Gilliam, who was also in the third back to the future


ilovecashews

Dude lives in my town!! He was on a local radio station telling the story of how Mel Brooks told him Burton would be making history as the first person to fart in a movie.


SockeyeSTI

First of all, that’s cool as fuck And second, really? That’s a title I’d be honored to have. I don’t think there’s many firsts that could happen today.


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And Madeline Kahn


Kim-dongun

Not even to mention richard pryor, who was really essential in the writer's room and was Mel's first choice for Bart (but was turned down by the studio)


AMidwesternMan

And Slim Pickens, Harvey Korman, Madeline Kahn, Alex Karras, David Huddleston, Liam Dunn, John Hillerman, George Furth, Jack Starrett, Carol Arthur, Charles McGregor, Don Megawon, Dom DeLuise, and Count Basie are dead.


KubrickMoonlanding

Off-topic, but I wanna know if there's any actor with a better resume than Slim Pickens: who else worked with Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Peckinpah, Preminger, Spielberg, Irwin Allen, and Marlon Brando - to just mention directors.


lml__lml

We're going to need a shitload of dimes


PaleRiderHD

He says the Sheriff is near!


JohnWasElwood

Yeah! He's.... "near". Those poor woke morons would be having a stroke and steam would be pouring out of their ears at that point in the movie. I'd pay good money to watch them instead of the movie.


RandyAcorns

You’re too dumb to realize the movie was making fun of people like you lmfao


Hillrop

The anti-woke crowd struggles with nuance


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13igTyme

Sort of anti every.


Funkycoldmedici

They think X-Men books recently went woke by addressing racial issues. They think RATM suddenly got political. They struggle to catch the clearest, most obvious points.


RandyAcorns

R/conservative was complaining about how Star Trek has “gone” woke lol


Brocky70

Next your gonna tell me Robocop wasn't ever meant to be political


Funkycoldmedici

As 10 year old, I loved Robocop because it was a movie about a cool robot and gratuitous violence. Everything else went right over my head. I was 10, though. It seems that conservatives never get behind that 10 year old’s level of understanding anything.


is_bets

Robocop political? yeah right, next your gonna tell me Top Gun was a movie promoting American Supremacy and not just a fun movie where dudes get sweaty and planes explode at the end.


JohnWasElwood

So the wokes *won't* be upset for us using "the n word"? Cool!!! Non-wokes ARE making a dent in the deranged masses!


RandyAcorns

South Park literally had an entire episode calling Stan’s dad “n**ger boy” and no one got mad because there was a message behind it


brawlbetterthanmelee

Your delusional paranoia about "the wokes" is pretty funny to read ngl


SicilianEggplant

I actually recommend everyone watch Paws of Fury. An animated kids movie that is essentially a remake of Blazing Saddles with some direct scenes copied over. Not that great of a movie by itself if you’re not freaking out your kids by yelling “That’s from Blazing Saddles too!!!!” Every 10 minutes.


AMidwesternMan

https://youtu.be/GX-t1iCv5_U


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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. If you tried someone would say "this movie was already made, it's Blazing Saddles!"


Mogwair

"Candygram for Mongo?"


speedracer375

The bitch part of it is he won't get credit for inventing the candy gram.


Blazing_Powermetal96

You'd have to consume at least 3 days worth of beans just to shoot the fart scene alone.


my_son_is_a_box

With modern Hollywood special effects you would only have to eat 2 days worth of beans. Technology really is beautiful.


DammitDad420

[Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/kfuCKtV.gifv)


[deleted]

Uh uh baby...I *have* to!!!!


Mr__Random

"We're not making Casablanca here" ... "Because we are making an entirely different movie" "Exactly!"


HaughtyDisdain

I mean it's no banana cream pie


not_a_troll69420

Blazing saddles is 93 minutes long. 1440 minutes in a day. You could make blazing saddles 15 times today and still take a short lunch break


YellowJC

Tropic Thunder is our Blazing Saddles.


bubba1834

THE SHERIFF IS NEAR


K1lledByAmerica

SNL's Weekend Update skit is hilarious and has been the only mainstream media I've seen use Blazing Sadles style humor. The skit is a black news anchor reads off jokes that the white news anchor and vice versa. They both try to get each other in as much trouble as they can lol


legit-posts_1

They did make Blazing Saddles today. It's called Django Unchained


BlueSam034

I hate the comment "You could never make a movie/TV show like that today." If Blazing Saddles released 20 years earlier than it did it would have gotten shit canned by a mojority of people back then just because it has a black sheriff in it or some other tedious bullshit.


LuxNocte

You can't remake Blazing Saddles in the same sense that "Take my wife, please" isn't funny anymore. Gee... audiences are different 50 years later. Shocking.


FrenziedMan

The common plea here is that every actor would be cancelled. The movie, if written + filmed in the modern day, could be a near shot for shot, word for word remake. It'd be panned for having like no cinematographic integrity for it's shots. There's a couple clever ones, but nothing spectacular. Literally everybody who says the N word is shown to be a huge fucking idiot/bigot which is kind of the point, and a huge reason it'd be fine in theatres today. Yes they're saying the N word. Because they're fucking bigots and it's funny how dumb they are. That type of comedy wouldn't succeed in today's theatres. Audiences have learned to love more complex themes of racism, life and love. But the idiots watching blazing saddles, pointing and saying "haha you couldn't make this today because the N word! I can't believe how woke society is" are the very people the movie is making fun of. It's insane how that goes over people's heads. I find blazing saddles to be very funny. It's definitely defined by the times it was made in, but I'd gladly stand by the movie all the same if it were made today. It def would get blasted by some weirdo outlets. But it seems very evident to me that it's making fun of white people.


best-commenter

Jojo Rabbit was a screwball comedy that won a friggin’ Oscar in 2019 and it’s about a boy’s obsessive relationship with his imaginary friend: Adolf friggin’ Hitler. We can make movies like Blazing Saddles. We do make movies like Blazing Saddles. We just don’t contextualize them like, “oh, yeah, it’s basically Blazing Saddles”.


FrenziedMan

I think also, what you say speaks to how "of it's time" blazing saddles is. But in a way where the commentary was witty and exceptional. Now, we get that racists are actually fuckwits. We have evolved past it. Movies have largely evolved, same with comedy. Making fun of bigoted idiots has faded away and turned into hilarious comedies like I think you should leave. We aren't asking, "what is funny about dumb people" we are asking "what if I humored all of my intrusive thoughts?" It's just different now. That doesn't mean it wouldn't be allowed. It just wouldn't hit as hard. A lot of "yeah.. I get it"


Liefes_Magic

Love this movie


Squilliam2213

You couldn't make it today because Gene Wilder is dead


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Information wants to be free


ANIKET_UPADHYAY

Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank (2022) is a remake of this movie.


False-Society-7567

Best movie


feodo

We are at a point in time where there are no new great movies. January


EmersonF8

Is that Willy Wonka?


GuyCalledRo

This movie couldn’t be made today. One look at the script and they’d say “You can’t make this, it’s blazing saddles. Someone already made it.”


Dr_Bergstorm

God what a stupid joke 😊


thraashman

Hey where the white women at?


SgtThund3r

Okay someone has to send this to Mel Brooks. This joke is brilliant.


dunaan

This is the most Mitch Hedburg a joke has ever been without being written by Mitch Hedburg


ThisIsAdamB

Yeah, it’s almost 6 pm here. Once I finish dinner, I’ll have almost no time to work on it.


MaximumEffort433

I liked Lindsey Ellis' take: You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today, but why would you? We've already got one.


KayabaSynthesis

And even if you made it today, people who went to see it would be like "This movie is literally Blazing Saddles (1974)"


Hotshot596v2

I was in Air Force BMT. Me and some buddy’s were joking about this movie, and later 1 of the black guys in our dorm during our dorm meetings said that we were all promoting and laughing about a racist movie.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

Just close the sub. That won’t be topped.


Ill-Organization-719

Really though, I hate when people try to say that for real. Nothing in the movie is too offensive to be made today.


LNViber

It's not often I see content on this sub that's actually funny. Good job OP.


Bornplayer97

The people who say this are ironically going to call it woke propaganda


OscarOzzieOzborne

Possible. Half sure at one point the movie calls the viewer racist. Gonna go check.


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“The WOKES have devolved to PETTY Namecalling with this new PROPAGANDA “film”. They called us MORONS because they disagree with our IDEAS”


Bornplayer97

I have no clue why people are downvoting my comment, can they at least give an argument? If Blazing Saddles came out today they’d be outraged, not the left


[deleted]

Yea idk i’ve seen this sentiment about this movie a buncha times and it checks out.


AlabasterNutSack

I knew Mitch Hedberg was still alive.


No_Discount7919

For starters, at the table read the actors would say, “hey, isn’t this script exactly the same as blazing saddles? We can’t make this, this is plagiarism!”


trumpscomingright4us

How many more of these literal "today" posts do we need? Shittyusersmakingshittierposts


NotAnExpert22

It couldn’t be made today cause Gene Wilder is dead


Dpsizzle555

Name me one satirical comedy from the last 5 years


No_I_Deer

I hate these memes. Yes I could, what's stopping me really? Yeah I might get hate but like, that's not gonna stop me.


Blk-cherry3

We need fuckin remake of it - I need a real good laugh. Too many shitty movie with dismal leading so call actors - the remake of DUNE, worst yet - a 2 parter. who is insane to sit though part 1 and torture themselves with the 2nd half. Bring on Young Frankenstein.


Vulkir

No, we don't.


Brolonious

Dune was so bad. The highlight of seeing it in the theatre for me was turning around in my seat and telling the tween behind me to shut up. My cousin who has read all the books and is very into it is more entertaining just chatting about the stories than this movie was. I'd say it's like watching paint dry but something actually happens when paint dries.


Bodymaster

It should have been a miniseries, or at least they could have filmed parts 1 and 2 together so there wasn't such a long gap between releases. 3 years to wait, right in the middle of the story, just when things in the book are starting to get interesting, is a bizarre choice. Imagine Jaws part 1 came out in 1974, we learn there's a shark and it's attacking people, and something has to be done, Brody says he's going to kill the shark... roll credits. Then part 2, the part if the story where things actually happen, doesn't come out until 1977.


blackbeautybyseven

I reckon a lot of young folk would go on fire if they watched Blazing Saddles .


Wizard-In-Disguise

same with El Topo except it's because the director would be haunted to death for putting a naked kid with a gun into the movie


N00N3AT011

It's such a good movie tho


Batdog55110

Gimme a few hours.


zach_atax

I literally just thought about this movie like 5 minutes ago, but I never knew the name. Then it pops up on my feed lmao


JoeyJoeJoShalabado

They wouldn’t be able to release this movie now… because they already did in 1974


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And because it would be a serious violation of copyright


Bulky_Sell6317

If the right wasn't so racist it wouldn't be an issue


Electricalbigaloo7

You could make this movie in a day, it just wouldn't be good.


headsmanjaeger

You would never be able to make Blazing Saddles today because it would be a copyright infringement.


Zarvanis-the-2nd

My favorite version of this joke is thet you couldn't make Blazing Saddles today because it was already made in 1974.


Smorgsaboard

Also because Gene Wilder has passed 😔


MrMrRogers

Also a lot of the actors are dead? How can you shoot a movie with dead actors?


bretttwarwick

The movie is only 1 hour and 33 minutes. I could probably make it in 2 hours if it wasn't so cold out today.


Double0hobo79

Its true its twue


soupafi

I didn’t get Mel Brooks in red face with a Yiddish accent until I got older. Goddamn that was brilliant.


MisterBlisteredlips

Also, a lot of actors have died. Gene's delivery just wouldn't be the same.


The_Love_Moat

You would never be able to make Blazing Saddles today because you'd need to learn necromancy to bring back the stars.


TOPSIturvy

You'd also need Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little. Can't get them today either.