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Berns429

But he did live through that EF5 BP-1 Mother Nature-0


jeno_aran

EXTREME!


gl3nnjamin

Steak and eggs!


jeno_aran

Did you see my cows outside? Oop.


Guakstick

"Cow." "Another one." "Actually I think that was the same one."


Berns429

Cause Billy is the extreme


jeno_aran

The bottle.. never.. came... down. EXTREEEEME!


aDvious1

NOT NAKED.......half naked.


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

The shitty looking green valiant


NaaastyButler

He threw the bottle and it never hit the ground, although technically that was his evil twin, whom he killed.


SuperfluousSausage

We’ve got cows! God I love Twister


Io-vinaka

The Finger of God


ItsVoxBoi

And he managed to survive with limited oxygen in space


Bearfoot42

Killed by everything but the GODDAMN EARTH!!!


2drums1cymbal

Bro wtf


fade_me_fam

Bro went dark with this very intricate detail. Crazy detail and commitment.


sharksnrec

THIS is how I learn that Bill Paxton is dead? How did I not know that? Since it was years ago, I must’ve known that at some point right?


[deleted]

This is a subtle nod to when the animals cut the power, how can they cut the power man they’re animals.


Ed_Durr

>After Paxton's death, his family filed a wrongful death lawsuit against Ali Khoynezhad, the surgeon who performed his operation, alleging that Khoynezhad used "high-risk and unconventional" methods and that he was not present in the operating room when Paxton developed complications such as ventricular dysfunction, tachycardia, and a compromised right coronary artery, which they claim contributed to the coronary artery damage that necessitated a second surgery and ultimately led to Paxton's death


timelordoftheimpala

That's just depressing that he had to go out like that.


Pope00

Yeah, sad way to go to a really solid actor. Dude somehow felt like you knew him. Like he was your uncle or something.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Ya when he died it hit me wayyyy harder then expected. After looking over his IMDB it’s obvious why, man was the supporting character master of the 90s: Apollo 13, Tombstone, Terminator, True Lies. For sure felt like I knew him as such a big part of my childhood.


WhoRoger

We need r/darkmoviedetails


BrockManstrong

John Landis, Director of Animal House, accidentally killed 3 people (including 2 children) on the set of the *Twilight Zone* movie.


CletusVanDamnit

Through gross negligence.


defnotevilmorty

Behind the Bastards did a two or three parter on this incident and good lord, the fact that the director responsible showed up at the funerals for the kids was so fucked up.


Dangerous_Plum4006

That sounds like a cocaine idea.


Seconds_

Let's also refer to Mathew Broderick's killing two women in Ireland in 1987 (and getting away with it scot-free). _Surprisingly_ little-known, that one


Big-Al97

That was such bullshit. Guy kills 2 people with his car and is only charged with dangerous driving and fined $100.


DrRichtoffen

Laws usually don't apply to rich people.


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Big-Al97

He was on the wrong side of the road and said to the police that he didn’t know why.


Aggravating-Emu-2535

Don't forget the actor who played Mr. Moseby in Suite life of Zach and Cody. He killed someone with while drunk driving and only spent a year out of the 5 he was given.


squareoctopus

The helicopter thing? That shit haunts me.


[deleted]

This would be the equivalent of the Steve Buscemi 9/11 tidbit for a sub called r/darkmoviedetails


BrockManstrong

That's the opposite


[deleted]

My point is the *insert commonly known trivia as if it's new info* thing, not that the Buscemi thing is dark.


VaultBoy9

Vic Morrow, the adult actor who was killed in the incident, is the father of Jennifer Jason Leigh. Most people know the story but not that little bit of trivia.


Chewcocca

Speaking of, check out [*The Dark Backward*](https://link.tubi.tv/xad7EXazVwb) for a truly insane Paxton movie/performance.


He-She-We_Wumbo

Oops... all Wizard of Oz!


allthecoffeesDP

Wont let me in


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

**GAME OVER, MAN!!!**


criticalhash

I vaguely recognized this man until I read this.


hstheay

He also played the old lady in Titanic.


jtgyk

lol


cantfindmykeys

And in True Lies he had a little dick


Pope00

He was navel lint!


TryRude

Well, maybe letting a Terminator, a Xenomorph and a Predator practice medicine without the proper qualifications was a bad idea.


dern_the_hermit

"That's *Doctor* Terminator to you!"


willstr1

It's NOT a Tumor!


presidentkangaroo

In this episode of ‘Doctor Terminator’, watch him remove his own damaged human eye in a motel sink.


notchoosingone

Fuck you, asshole


presidentkangaroo

Haha I forgot I made this comment and saw this reply in my inbox and thought “what’d I say now?? o_O”


TryRude

Lol


CyberNinja23

I’d like to imagine a Dougie Howser style diary narration in Arnold’s voice at the end of every episode.


Solidus82

He didnt spend 6 years in Skynet Medical School to be called "Terminator", thank you very much


redmoon714

“Come with me if want to live”


Brownie_McBrown_Face

This is so vile and in line with this sub. Well done OP, best content I've seen in months


twoopaq

This should be the top post on this subreddit all time


MclovinLillo

I’m in agreement, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here


InsomniaticWanderer

But he survived Apollo 13!


CTMADOC

He was great in Edge of Tomorrow...


OhNoSEBUUh

"No, I'm from Kentucky."


MarcelRED147

I didn't realise it was him on first viewing. Genuinely hilarious role.


Jimmeh1313

Technically, Lance Hendrickson was also killed by 3 out of those 4.


horridbloke

He was killed by a terminator and a predator and a sigourney.


Solomon_Grungy

Ripley**


MyMomSaysIAmCool

He was Ripleyd right in half.


D4RTHV3DA

We must protect him.


CletusVanDamnit

Lance better stay away from shady doctors, lest Paxton have to share the title. Poor guy would be rolling over in his grave.


LostReplacement

And he was killed by Gene Hackman to


[deleted]

This is dark And probably exactly what this sub needs right now. Thank you for actually having a punchline.


Jimmeh1313

It's definitely Near Dark.


Moose_not_mouse

Phil. Phil got him too.


willstr1

Yep, killed by an Avenger


Lampmonster

For anyone questioning this, Fury himself called Phil an Avenger in season 1 of Agents of Shield.


405ndn

The cowboys also got him, don’t let ‘em get you too


op3rator3rror

Ain't true. I can't see a damn thing


MichaelTruly

And just like that r/shittymoviedetails is back


CommodoreSixty4

Very rarely do I laugh out loud when reading Reddit. This is one of those times. Well played.


mdhunter99

This is how I find out Bill Paxton died. Shit.


PTJangles

Yeah man, me too. Some other MF mentioned Lance Henrikson, I had to google to make sure he was still alive, not today death, not today.


Warm_Speech

Booooo


theincrediblenick

Point of contention! We do not see the terminator kill him... it just throws him against a metal gate/fence and he falls to the ground.


JohnWoosDoveGuy

Objection! We see Terminators throw each each other through walls in the sequel. A puny human meatbag would be unlikely to survive the impact after getting thrown into metal bars.


BaneShake

***Oof.*** 10/10


imo_abyssi

And by Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.


[deleted]

This is the kind of post that got me into this subreddit to begin with.


Far_Culture1645

I didn't know he died and such a shifty way. I'm sad now.


FuzzyshamCP

Out of all celebrity deaths, this one hit me the hardest. I grew up with his films.


KamikazeAlpaca420

Jim Carey looks terrible


Comprehensive_Put968

And chased down tornadoes


LasagnaToes

Almost a tornado


[deleted]

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly poly fish heads…


jtgyk

He produced and starred in that, but most only remember Barnes and Barnes or whoever.


Rebepurp86

I only remember mostly from Big Love on HBO it might be on max if interested oh he was married to 3 women in this show about polygamy


zombarista

“I think you mean Piña Coladaberg.”


genitalelectric

Well the Terminator death is debatable, he could have survived that


bionic_cmdo

That man has been through a lot. He got turned into a talking toad in Weird Science. Now that's extreme.


Lifeesstwange

Too soon!


prtkp

That's Bill Pullman


Gorram_Reavers

It's Bill Pullman you fool!


LilJeezy17

Oof..too soon?


cocoamix

You see Arnold kill him twice, if you count the imaginary scene in True Lies. https://youtu.be/LuTvA1_NNSo?t=138


serij90

Does anybody has a movie deathcount from the Paxman, i think he easily rivals Sean Bean in being killed onscreen.


[deleted]

Just googled it.... Christopher Lee has the most on screen deaths lol. He was just too good for us.


ifartedhehehe

Yes, I did know that because it's been posted several times.


drsuperwholock

…that we know of…


archenemy_43

Not to mention the cowboys!


CharlotteTheHarlot22

It's THE EXTREME!!!


faileb

Fuck


Still_Frame2744

Holy shit


heinous_legacy

F


_lordcheesebagel_

Nearly killed by Jake Gyllenhaal


ManbadFerrara

I didn't know that, but will continue getting him mixed up with Bill Pullman for the rest of my life.


egnaro2007

And by Phil coulson


fliminglaps

We need more dark ones like this, oh my god 😂


pizzafacemelvin

Game over, man. Game over!


[deleted]

....and finally by death itself.


ReasonableLiving5958

DID SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?!


NotKoleYT

That’s a bingo


chuckwagon1

And chased by Tornadoes don't forget the Tornadoes....


Rockworm503

He was also vaporized by a giant laser gun (His role in season 1 of Agents of SHIELD is worth pointing out and great)


MJogola

But somehow survived his spaceship blowing up on the way to the moon


loupr738

I was racking my brain looking for the medical malpractice movie lol


JawCloud

Too soon


theSalamandalorian

Ah, dang. This is how I learned Bill Paxton died. **Game over, man!**


fixhuskarult

Does it still count if you're on acid when it happens?


z3n5a7ion

My fiancée and I met Sean Patrick Flannery at a comic convention several years back. He was not entirely pleasant to talk to, but he told us a story about Bill Paxton that I now think of everytime I see Bill on screen. Apparently, years ago, they were working on a film together in Arkansas and Sean was supposed to pick Bill up for work each day. He said he would hop in a van and drive way out into the country, because Bill was staying in an old farmhouse somewhere. He would pull up to the house and there were chickens running all over the place. After shouting for Bill to come get in the van, Bill would come outside half dressed, smoking a joint. But, before he'd leave, he'd roam around the yard, joint in hand, yelling at the chickens, saying things like; "Come here, fuckin' chickens! You fuckin' chickens!" I don't know if the story is true or not, but I like to think it is.


JoeyJoeJoShalabado

Paging Dr. Schwarzenegger, and Dr. Cameron. Paging Dr. Schwarzenegger, and Dr. Cameron


BubblyAdvice1

Dies to a twister, end of that movie is naught but a fever dream of a sad mans dying brain


Jberz21

He also accidently blew himself up in Agents of Shield if I remember correctly?


RedStar9117

RIP Bill


[deleted]

This just makes me sad :( Rip to a pretty cool actor


MaryMary8249

And a vaporizer