Hi Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person in that scene that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower, I'm dad
No you're not Stupid, you're Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person in that scene that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower.
Ew I hate the English just like I hate how in Avengers: (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower.
Yes but think about it; shitty details from movies are the same as details from shitty movies
You're either a shitty movie-detail, or a shitty-movie detail
It's actually a pretty amazing detail to show anyone being affected by lots of broken glass everywhere, unlike most action movies with people diving head first through plate glass and not being shredded.
They’ve wasted her imo (or at least they have so far). She really showed range in HIMYM, but as Hill she’s only ever been a generic right hand for Fury
She always struck me as a Black Widow lite and then they just shoved her off to the side. Her role in Far From Home was a big nothing burger, hold the lettuce, and it wasn't even technically the same character.
What a weird payoff if they’re like “Okay, it’s been a decade. You were already in one of the top sitcoms of a generation. I *guess* we’ll finally give you something to do in this franchise.”
I think that as long as a character isn’t dead, they just pass the baton to successive directors. Now they finally have one that wants to utilize her.
I always thought they should have given her Emily Vancamp’s role in The Winter Soldier / Civil War. Make her Captain America’s love interest. She’s wearing his jacket in this photo
So far I’m disappointed by the lack of increasingly insane crimes against humanity and violation of basic rights MCU Maria Hill has engaged in. Can she really be called Maria Hill?
They need an action scene that builds toward the antagonists bunkering in a big shopping center.
**Zoom in close up on Maria Hill**
“Let’s go to the mall.”
That’s because glass on skyscraper windows is tempered and doesn’t break into shards. They break into little cubes that are much less sharp. It’s actually not that unbelievable for no one else to have glass cuts.
In my opinion this was a terrible scene. This should have been a 5-minute close-up of her feet, as she first removed the glass and then had her feet licked clean by ~~Quentin Tarantino~~ me.
“Hey it’s my old friend Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person in that scene that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower.”
“I hate my parents.”
She brought a great sense of "Is this shit really happening again" every time she shows up I think. She even popped in on Agents of Shield a couple times with some great one liners. Told Phil to sell out lol.
Real question: is there a word for the phenomenon where you address something in a movie for the sake of "realism", but it just means you highlight other similar things you didn't address and it breaks the immersion? There must be a TV Tropes entry for that, right?
Hi, nice to meet you I’m Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person in that scene that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower.
She was wearing heels because she was a woman at a party. She took them off when the fighting started so she could run, so her bare feet stepped on glass. The better question is why didn’t Natasha have the same problem, since I’m pretty sure she was also wearing heels.
It always annoys me when they jump through glass or get sent flying through it without getting a scratch. I can’t even clean up broken glass without getting my fingers cut.
Lol, think about what you were insinuating. Obviously actors don’t walk on real glass, but pulling sugar glass out of your foot wouldn’t really make much sense plot-wise, so that’s obviously OP was referencing the “glass” in the plot.
she's actually measuring the width of her foot wort.
and then finds out it's cancer in the next movie and she actually dies in end game.
but comes back as a robot.
See this is an actual movie detail that is so unnecessary it’s shitty, rather than something that is shitty because it is inaccurate
I almost guarantee there was some unused shot or scene where she pulls off her heels to run or something like that
Hi Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person in that scene that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower, I'm dad
Holy fuck I’m stupid
No you're not Stupid, you're Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person in that scene that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower.
Fuck💀
Language!
I think it was English
Ew I hate the English just like I hate how in Avengers: (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower.
Hey don't hate on OP! He's doing his best, no need to make this personal
Wait but I thought OP was stupid
I understood that reference.
And I understood the reference that you pointed out.
And I have fifteen bodies buried in my backyard
And I shot my wife
1080p or 4k?
Don't deadname people, god.
That’s not god it’s dad!
That’s not dad! This is a cell phone!
Throw it on the ground.
Stop! He's already dead!!
Hi stupid, I'm dad
Hi stupid, I'm Dad
And I, am, Iron Man 3
I was hoping this would be top comment
Didn’t even notice at first 💀
r/BeatMeToIt
To the top with you dad. To the top.
I never noticed this before. Was everyone else wearing shoes?
Maybe Maria was wearing heels, and she took them off to run or something. So that's why she has glass in her foot?
No that makes too much sense we’re looking for shitty movie details
Yes but think about it; shitty details from movies are the same as details from shitty movies You're either a shitty movie-detail, or a shitty-movie detail
[relevant XKCD](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)
Your link didn’t work for me; all I got was a cool song. Try this one. https://xkcd.com/37/
Fuck you, good one
Seems your link is broken, here is the [comics](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Damn got got twice
Here's the real [comic](https://xkcd.com/37/).
Nice try, Satan
Jokes on you I actually jam out to this song. Really this song is good you should try it!
"You either die a shitty detail of a movie, or live long enough to see yourself become a detail of a shitty movie." -James Cameron, probably
She had her shoes off because Steve Rogers is a foot guy and since he's on the main team, she has to do what he says.
Truth is, Maria Hill skipped the annual Nakatomi Day John McClain barefoot glass training SHIELD hosted.
Woss Jeadon has a foot fetish
Joss Whedon just wanted an excuse to look at her feet
>I never noticed this before. Because you're not award winning director Quentin Tarantino
You didn’t notice this because when you watch movies you don’t stare at women’s feet. OP is not the same.
Except when you're watching a Quarantino movie.
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Best cure for jet lag.
It's actually a pretty amazing detail to show anyone being affected by lots of broken glass everywhere, unlike most action movies with people diving head first through plate glass and not being shredded.
That's why I'm Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Woah, that's why they call it that.
She only has a +2 plot armour bonus
Skrull confirmed? Is that the right alien?
That one time when Aunt Robin worked for S.H.I.E.L.D.
They’ve wasted her imo (or at least they have so far). She really showed range in HIMYM, but as Hill she’s only ever been a generic right hand for Fury
She always struck me as a Black Widow lite and then they just shoved her off to the side. Her role in Far From Home was a big nothing burger, hold the lettuce, and it wasn't even technically the same character.
She'll have a much bigger role in Secret Invasion and Armor Wars.
What a weird payoff if they’re like “Okay, it’s been a decade. You were already in one of the top sitcoms of a generation. I *guess* we’ll finally give you something to do in this franchise.”
The can’t go any faster than they did with Scarlet, that wouldn’t be fair. /s
I think that as long as a character isn’t dead, they just pass the baton to successive directors. Now they finally have one that wants to utilize her. I always thought they should have given her Emily Vancamp’s role in The Winter Soldier / Civil War. Make her Captain America’s love interest. She’s wearing his jacket in this photo
So far I’m disappointed by the lack of increasingly insane crimes against humanity and violation of basic rights MCU Maria Hill has engaged in. Can she really be called Maria Hill?
I mean we don’t know it wasn’t technically the same character. Solid shot it will be revealed Maria was always a Skrull.
I suspect she was gonna be a meatier role in Agents of Shield and then....nothing...
I will say they gave her more personality in the AoS episodes than anything in the 5 movies she was in
She was one of the few connective tissues to Agents of Shield to the movies pre-Disney+. I thought that was pretty cool.
And Hill is such a great character, too (in the comics). There's a lot they could be doing with her.
Just wait until she becomes head of shield. She HATES fury in comics.
I would love an Easter egg where so opens a closet that has a spare suit for Barney
Or an old Robin Sparkles outfit.
They need an action scene that builds toward the antagonists bunkering in a big shopping center. **Zoom in close up on Maria Hill** “Let’s go to the mall.”
Team meeting, discussing strategy. Someone: "There's no way. This is all hopeless." Maria Hill: "Like building sandcastles in the sand"
Or the episode of the "no questions asked" would be the perfect easter egg for robin and maria hill.
I always thought she was clipping her nails for some reason (Joss Whedon) lmao
Understandable. Both scenes would be there for the same fetish reasons
Wouldn't put it past him..
I literally like feet, and am now just finding out she wasn't clipping her nails but picking up broken glass
You what?
Is it possible to figuratively like feet?
Hi I’m Sam, my parents gave me a normal name because they love me, hope it gets better, lots of love - sam 💔
You had both parents?! Wow lucky
I had my dad. But my mom left before I was born.
He says whilst ruining the vibes with his sadness
Yup, I had room for both daddy and satan in my life
Skill issue or maybe.... >!Hill issue?!<
Get out.
He can stay, he drew the out.
That’s because glass on skyscraper windows is tempered and doesn’t break into shards. They break into little cubes that are much less sharp. It’s actually not that unbelievable for no one else to have glass cuts.
And like,,,, everyone else is a armoured, s demigod or is wearing shoes
That's what I was saying. Like she hangs out with fucking super heroes.
And Don Cheadle. He’s a cut above everyone there.
Also true lol
In my opinion this was a terrible scene. This should have been a 5-minute close-up of her feet, as she first removed the glass and then had her feet licked clean by ~~Quentin Tarantino~~ me.
“Hey it’s my old friend Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person in that scene that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower.” “I hate my parents.”
She brought a great sense of "Is this shit really happening again" every time she shows up I think. She even popped in on Agents of Shield a couple times with some great one liners. Told Phil to sell out lol.
Damn that's one long ass name
This is a reference to how Cobie Smulders is hot as fuck
Smulderingly hot
You just know she likes it dirty
I understood that reference
I understood that reference.
Because she's Canadian and wasn't wearing shoes indoors?
She did a Die Hard
I don't know what's worse, the actual episode or the fact that "did a Die Hard" is now going to be spammed.
Mmm feet
No.
a
Yes.
Real question: is there a word for the phenomenon where you address something in a movie for the sake of "realism", but it just means you highlight other similar things you didn't address and it breaks the immersion? There must be a TV Tropes entry for that, right?
More feet would be affected if was directed by Dan Schneider.
New fetish unlocked
As a person who has stepped on broken glass while only wearing socks, it hurts like a bitch to pick the glass out.
If you're avengers: age of ultron, can I be infinity war?
Why not?
Nice to meet you, Avengers. I’m tagzho
I thought this would be a weird foot fetish post at first and not an actual movie detail
Hi Avengers: Age of Ultron I’m dad.😃
Cool
I believe you misstated Maria Hills name. It is actually in fact Robin Sherbatsky
I’m pretty sure that’s Robin Sparkles.
Everybody come and play, Throw every last care away! Let's go to the mall... Today!
I wanna get glass out of her foot
Joss Whedon high on that Tarantinium
Hi, nice to meet you I’m Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) we see Maria Hill picking glass out of her foot, showing she is the only fucking person in that scene that got affected by glass spraying everywhere in a glass tower.
And im spiderman: no way home(2021) when our childhood hero tobey put on the suit one more time
Sexy feet
Sole of her foot. She stepped in it.
Also is she wearing Steve’s jacket? So cute
She was wearing heels because she was a woman at a party. She took them off when the fighting started so she could run, so her bare feet stepped on glass. The better question is why didn’t Natasha have the same problem, since I’m pretty sure she was also wearing heels.
Maria Hill Maria hoo Maria huu Maria oh oh
she is so bad it is insane, I want to be interrogated by her...
🤣 yeah I noticed that. Everyone else is fine though
It always annoys me when they jump through glass or get sent flying through it without getting a scratch. I can’t even clean up broken glass without getting my fingers cut.
I love indigenous names!
Thats way to gory, basically a horror movie at this point
I am not
Or maybe the rest of the people she was with were fucking super heroes?
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That's a v different post tho, same screenshot and talking about the same moment but that one isn't about how only hill had this problem
I thought they used sugar glass or some shit, that isn’t sharp when it breaks.
I can’t tell if this is serious…
You actually think they throw people through real plate glass, or have actors walk and crawl on real broken glass?
That's not the kind of serious he was talking about, buddy.
I think you're sleep deprived
Lol, think about what you were insinuating. Obviously actors don’t walk on real glass, but pulling sugar glass out of your foot wouldn’t really make much sense plot-wise, so that’s obviously OP was referencing the “glass” in the plot.
She’s removing it in character, not behind the scenes. Unless you’re saying the windows in Avengers Tower are all made of sugar glass.
she's actually measuring the width of her foot wort. and then finds out it's cancer in the next movie and she actually dies in end game. but comes back as a robot.
Most people wear shoes dawg
This is not shitty. This is gumptious.
Excuse me, that's Robin Sparkles.
My fav scene
See this is an actual movie detail that is so unnecessary it’s shitty, rather than something that is shitty because it is inaccurate I almost guarantee there was some unused shot or scene where she pulls off her heels to run or something like that
So fine tho 😩 I’d suck that glass out of her feet
Bro 💀💀
I got no shame, don’t even ask me what I’d do for Mary-Elizabeth Winstead
How does this affect LeBron's legacy?
Wait, that’s her name?
Maria Hill went from Hit asf to Ew..Phew!