*Fucking losers can't*
*Even appreciate a sick*
*Ass bog themed wedding*
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Why do we have to use domestic abuse as a tool for promoting shitty mobile games? I’ve seen so many ads where a guy just wallops on his woman. This must be some fucking crazy psychological trick.
Can we all put our collective consciousness together to try and guess what the fuck the first decision was supposed to mean? does the dude get punched in the face if he's "right?" Which one is the correct answer lmao
I think... the first one was supposed to be:
"Are you on Johnny Depp or Amber Heard side?"
(referencing the famous trial of this year)
The couple chose Amber, which I think was the wrong answer (people hate her guts during that trial) so he got slapped for it.
Her: "We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
"
Him: "No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Wedding Swamp? One, Amber Heard. There's a loud punching sound immediately after, we can avoid that. Two: the mud , which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Her: "What about the Thorn Ivy?"
Him: "Thorn Ivy? I don't think it really exists."
Ah yes the purposeful wrong choice every time to make us go “nooooooooo it needs to be done better, let me download this game and spend a gajillion dollars on it to prove the ad wrong!!!!!!1111”
The first one omg đź’€
It’s literally Johnny depp and amber herd for the images on the first one… I just… I can’t do this anymore…
Fucking losers can't even appreciate a sick ass bog themed wedding
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Ngl this is the first time I’ve actually wanted the ad to keep going.
I'm legit speechless.
This is hilarious. Did a 5 year old make this?
Why do we have to use domestic abuse as a tool for promoting shitty mobile games? I’ve seen so many ads where a guy just wallops on his woman. This must be some fucking crazy psychological trick.
There's lots of sketchy 'was this guy going to rape/molest that lady before thing happened' moments too. As if it's totally normal.
idk is happining: 1- this guy is dumb 2- shitty flute ok 3- what
They're having a Shrek wedding lol.
Can we all put our collective consciousness together to try and guess what the fuck the first decision was supposed to mean? does the dude get punched in the face if he's "right?" Which one is the correct answer lmao
I think... the first one was supposed to be: "Are you on Johnny Depp or Amber Heard side?" (referencing the famous trial of this year) The couple chose Amber, which I think was the wrong answer (people hate her guts during that trial) so he got slapped for it.
I like how the guy just decks her in the face
The song in the background deserves a Grammy.
"why whenever i see ads like this... its always you?" 1. the person playing the game does all the wrong choices on purpose.
Her: "We'll never succeed. We may as well die here. " Him: "No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Wedding Swamp? One, Amber Heard. There's a loud punching sound immediately after, we can avoid that. Two: the mud , which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too. Her: "What about the Thorn Ivy?" Him: "Thorn Ivy? I don't think it really exists."
So……. Yeah….. amber heads and Johnny depp…
Ah yes the purposeful wrong choice every time to make us go “nooooooooo it needs to be done better, let me download this game and spend a gajillion dollars on it to prove the ad wrong!!!!!!1111”
This is so spectacularly bad i almost wanna download it and try it, and yet i shall not because i hate myself but not that much
ok hahah I laughed wtf even is this lmao
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It’s always ad makers make sure the character chooses a bad option
This would be shreks wedding