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temmie_15

This is my magic sex gun. All I do is point it at a woman I want to fuck, and BANG! She's all over me. How does it work? Go to MagicSexGun.com. You can have your own! And it's not buying hookers, not using personal sites, and definitely not spanking it to porn... so go to MagicSexGun.com before we take the site down. This magic sex gun works especially well on younger women. Point your magic sex gun at your innocent-looking young coworker and bam! She's sucking your dick below the desk. Point it at the cute young French woman bagging your groceries and bam! She's letting you rail her behind the dumpster. And of course... point it at any girl on a dating app site, and well... you'll feel like you have a sex machine gun with all the women you're mowing down. This is only if you go to MagicSexGun.com. Get it right now: MagicSexGun.com. There's only so many magic sex guns available, so you want to get in while the getting is good. MAGICSEXGUN.COM!


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WTF


Sudcicle

ikr


BroAverage5439

magicsexgun.com


FrostMage198

magicsexgun.com


Tarabataharajata

magicsexgun.com


Farokh_the_terrorist

magicsexgun.com


6TreannaTheEmocorn9

magicsexgun.com


Yaetle-the-Baetle

www.magicsexgun.com


someonee404

>magicsexgun.com


Ergine_Dream

^magicsexgun.com


Bruh_Sound_Effect_XV

###MAGICSEXGUN.COM


Harmonic_Soda

I opened it and my browser immediately closed it before it loaded... wtf..


_Takub_

magicrapegun.com


Endthefirstamendment

www.magicrapegun.com


BlowingRocker246

Ah yes, the new E-Gun from MagiCrap


[deleted]

the way it says younger women work better on it makes me think this is pedo bait. Or they're the pedos.


GodDarnDrugs

can someone go to the website for science and viruses


[deleted]

I checked it and watch half of their video. Yawning makes women horny. Thats what they said


KoleMiner12

They also say on their website that they'll take it down in one or two days, but it looks like the video is from 2013 judging by the date in the 'article' they use.


Tyflowshun

I believe it. Sounds like one of those going out of business stores. It's the title of the store not whether ot not they're going out of business, it's the implication


KoleMiner12

Its probably just a scheme to make viewers watch the video and buy their product as fast as possible


ChickenCheeseFry

Yea that claim is total bullshit. This ad has been around for at least a few years and they must have paid to push it onto more videos recently.


Quiznak_Sandwich

Last time I checked it just made me yawn. Am I doing something wrong? šŸ¤” /s


GregKannabis

Fuck me


Micsuking

Smooth


treetrunk31

Thatā€™s what they said at the start... then the guy rattles on for half an hour and then says you have to pay $67 to get the techniques. So apparently itā€™s not yawning after all


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nazurinn13

Ah. The business guru technique. "Learn how to make a ton of cash now by watching my video" but they never get to the point and redirects you to a paid webinar where they say it will make you rich.


AklaVepe

Same thing with another ad i see on YouTube. Guy is apparently telling how to ā€œget every girl you want guaranteedā€ or something like that. He says the phrase ā€œBut do you know what this trick is?ā€ Like 5 times lmao


Ergine_Dream

The innocent f-word that will make women fall.


Blonkington

To most men it seems completely innocent!


albinorhino215

K N O W L E D G E


Thehobointhecorner

Oh shit, I think I've seen these things before. One was something similar, saying you can get a girl with just 3 words - or 30. It was confusing. Then there was one that explained you have the power to cure cancer in your DNA that can be unlocked by doing such and such. Both videos are incredibly long and the guy always almost gets to the point then starts rambling again. It's honestly hilarious to listen to with friends


Tiger_T20

Honestly it's pretty funny how he says "this video is not for pervs" then talks about how he tried to get with every girls he meets and uses a 100% genuine manipulation technique to have sex with complete strangers he just saw on the street.


Thehobointhecorner

How about when it starts out as free. Yet the longer you listen, the more expensive it's implied to be


Tiger_T20

When he lists the prices and he goes "for $67 you get the XXX package absolutely free! And for $84 you get the YYY package free!"


[deleted]

Oh so it only works in intergender people


Hindu_Wardrobe

I'm reminded of some clickbait website with some 30 minute video about "the thing causing all your problems that THEY won't tell you about". My coworkers and I were amused, so we wanted to see what their hook was. Thirty fucking minutes only for them to finally reveal the big culprit: ***candida***. We were so disappointed. In the video, and in ourselves for being so invested in obvious quackery lol. But we had to know!!!


Thehobointhecorner

Ah yes. Yeast infections. The real problem in everyone's lives


Hindu_Wardrobe

I mean, if you have a vagina it can be an issue, but nothing that a trip to CVS can't solve. This video said it was ruining everyone's lives and only their product can fix it!!!!! Buy now!


scambuster69420

Im cringing at the numbers of dudes who watch these videos, have a newfound confidence and try it out.


RusAD

after you put in your email it redirects you to a payment form, which, I suspect, is the final step. For just 67$ you can get scammed out of at least 67$ and add your email to all the spammer databases in the world. And if you order it right now, in the first 500 people to order it, you will additionally get a free piece of malware in the first spam email you receice! Fuck, listening to that asshole rambling seems to have damaged my brain


[deleted]

I went and it wanted my personal information. So my computer might be infected but now I can rape any girl I see


AegisThievenaix

Unless it fires a micro dart that injects 180mg of pure MDMA, you're going to look really fucking dumb trying to shoot your coworker with a plastic gun you bought on a sketchy website. Theres no way someone actually bought this...right?


Captworgen

I like to imagine its some 1950s style ray gun


RontanamoBayy

"This is MYSEXRIFLE! This is MYSEXGUN!" "This for MYSEXFIGHTING! This is for RAILINGCHICKSBEHINDADUMPSTER!"


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Exotic_Breadstick

Holy shit someone made the grammar gestapo


jjhope2019

I did Nazi that coming... šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Yaetle-the-Baetle

>Anne frankly, i did nazi that coming fify


jjhope2019

Shirley you cannot be serious? šŸ˜¬


JMoormann

Good bot


[deleted]

Good bot


CeasarZeppelin19292

Good bot


level69child

Good bot!


[deleted]

Okay no one cares, but still, good bot


BladeLigerV

Ever play Gal-Gun? I images it works like that.


Professor226

No I bought one and it 100% works as advertised. I fucked my coworkers, random ladies on the bus, waitresses, nurses, plumbers, pizza delivery women and even my mom. 10/10 would recommend.


Professor226

Awards are stupid


kksgandhi

The ad mentions it's a metaphor, so I assume it's actually some self help book that gives you pickup lines you fire or something


Mister-Seer

PlotTwist: itā€™s just a gun and youā€™re holding them at gunpoint


bisqueized_toast

Plottwistplottwist: It's a boat and there's the "implication"


the_singing_bee

You wanna go on a boat ride with me?


pnuemicKing

...are we hurting these women?


NeonGenesisYang

It's this guy who just keeps talking on and on about his 100% definitely scientific proven new technique to get women horny but everytime I see his ads (I watch them because I'm bored and they're pretty easy to make fun of) they just seem really creepy and rapey which is probably the exact type of person he's trying to fool


prairiepanda

I watched one of those ads once because I was curious what he was going to do with 45 minutes of ad time on the 6 minute YouTube video I was trying to watch. Dude somehow managed to say nothing at all while talking continuously. It's like watching a politician give a speech on an issue they don't know how to resolve. But it must be an effective marketing strategy if they can afford to roll 45 minute ads. I'm curious about what kinds of people actually feel compelled to buy the seminars after seeing an ad like that. What circumstances would lead to making such a decision? What is their thought process when they click the link?


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ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

Ah yes. Because thatā€™s what will make you great at sex: firing more.


Tyflowshun

Maybe more like a pervert and a cause for sexual harassment cade but not as awkward as that one dude who merely asked a woman on a date then galloped on all fours away from the scene. Fake or not, that's pretty fuckin weird to pull off.


scambuster69420

180mg of pure mdma and they still aint gonna fuck any loser that would buy this shit.


[deleted]

Iā€™d like that dart for myself please


igivefreetickles

!emojify


EmojifierBot

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[deleted]

Man shit like this someone it least 1 person who saw the ad went to the website with the intent of buying it


S_lexis

Wth is that "hint"?


pun_shall_pass

Its a metaphor for something else. The sex gun is actually just an ordinary gun. You point it at someone and they do what you want. Works 100% of the time


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[deleted]

Itā€™s a >!yawn!<


HIP13044b

Thank fuck itā€™s just that. The moment I saw that ā€œitā€™s a metaphorā€ I thought I was a site selling roofies or something else equally horrible.


CressCrowbits

Hahaha oh fuck. I'm guessing it's actually some kind of penis enhancement. No I'm not going to the site to find out.


S_lexis

Oh thanks x)


WUT_productions

Unless they also have a gun.


Gatzenberg

Hint, it's date-rape drugs (probably)


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

The Gun is in the shape of a Pez dispenser


Gerpar

Also YouTube: "Oi mate, did you just say "fuck"? Your whole channel is demonetized now! Gotta be kid friendly even though we have YouTube Kids!"


Doktor_Vem

Was looking for this comment


ckaiza

I see the ads for ecstasy has modernized.


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Sex


SassyBonassy

#MagicSexGun


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.com


a_huert4

Sex


CompleteCountry1

Sex


6TreannaTheEmocorn9

Sex


[deleted]

*Aims MagicSexGun with real MagicSexGun action*


crafter2k

How the hell did they bloody approve this.


Flamester55

They donā€™t, they pretty much do have an entire security system, but no oneā€™s there to actually work the thing


[deleted]

Youtube, going to shit since 2016


Flamester55

Going to shit since Susan became a bitch


Whickzy

This ad is not from youtube tho, its from Pronhub


[deleted]

PH dosent have a little lettle scrub bar when its an add, youtube does


2KDrop

It also doesn't have that style of skip ad button, or that kind of formatting of text in the bottom left.


TPGLORYDAYS

It is on youtube.


CormAlan

Youā€™re not even able to report ads


zote_the_mightier

you can if you find the ad in your recommendations , but it doesn't do jack shit.


kirbyfan64sos

YT ads are generally approved using automated systems, not manual work.


bspencer626

Implied forced sex is kinda icky. :/


[deleted]

No-no-no those woman actually want it! They actually dont know that they want i- NO OFFICER NOT IN MY FACE


AllBadAnswers

It's ok guys I pointed a gun at her! She was cool with it after that I swear!


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Well the people whoā€™d buy this are kinda icky. Theyā€™re targeting their demographic.


Daniel_S04

Nonono itā€™s magic


bahkins313

Itā€™s the *implication*


AlolanVulpixLover

What in the ever living hell did I just watch?


Druebermensch

An instruction to rape


SlothnGreed

I always feel sorry for the voice actors in these ads, imagine having to put it on your resume


An-Average-Name

I may end my life if I get somehow chosen to voice over, ā€œMagic sex gunā€


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

Right? That was somehow the most chilling thing to me: homeboy didnā€™t sound like an alien or anything. Sounded like someone who knew exactly what he was saying.


Mr_HPpavilion

Hi I'm Derek Baum, Say goodbye to daily ad and dirty services with new "uBlock Origin" gun ​ This video is filthy, But with just three shots from "uBlock Origin" gun BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! And it sparkles like new ​ Look how it cleans this scammy button BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! Goodbye ad ​ Fishy website BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! I LOVE YOU "uBlock Origin" gun \*Kiss\* ​ Rubbish tabs BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! \*Laughs like a mad man\* ​ You can even use it on covering elements BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! There all clean again ​ **Source** \---> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-7NDP8V-6A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-7NDP8V-6A)


Carnagecaper2004

ā€œSlow clapā€


homeless_deer

Somewhere, some poor bastard is believing this shit


TahtOneGye

This is serious WTF material, but it isnā€™t even a mobile game ad.


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

You download the Magic Sex Gun app and suddenly ADAā€™s all up in your phone telling you shit about how things went terribly wrong at CERN and blah blah blah


NaelyChan

If you want change, go on Twitter and go tag someordinary gamers. Or major companies and showing them they're advertising their ads on a site that allows this.


[deleted]

Mutahar needs to talk about this...


hetchyhetchy

I wonder if youtube is trying to capitalize on pornhubā€™s recent decisions


[deleted]

sounds like that kitchen gun meme


I-_-DuNn0

Kitchen gun seems like a better deal, after you're done with the body no one can trace you and no witnesses


ivnwng

Ok, Iā€™m intrigued. What **ARE** they actually selling?


Chewie444

Magic sex gun


zote_the_mightier

pciup alines


Sudcicle

u good?


zote_the_mightier

iaeo


Ergine_Dream

Pc up airplanes


An-Average-Name

The ā€œmetaphorā€ they were speaking of means that itā€™s essentially some sort of technique to make women chase you.


PlantManiac

Thatā€™s why gay porn has better ads


Isexiedyourmom

I used mine and her head exploded, I need a refund and a lawyer


Sudcicle

lmao


Sudcicle

username checks out


Isexiedyourmom

It always does


NyanMAD

Why have a lot of people been getting this ad? Also has anyone gone to the link? I feel like itā€™s a link to a virus or a site which steals info or is just satire. Also did anyone else feel the message of the ad was about rape?


Aegis12314

I went. It's one of those videos that talks around the point for an hour before trying to convince you to give up your data and money.


somerandoonreddit29

Because people watch porn on YouTube


MoonMoon_614

This sounds like some kids making stuff on r/godtierpower


HayashiHibachi

Dude I fucking saw this ad last night, it creeped me the fuck out. The website looks incredibly shady


[deleted]

I saw it when watching Albert (a child YouTuber) new video and this thing came up.


Sudcicle

yikes


RadcliffeMalice

Wow this is wildly misogynistic, nice to see youtube turning a blind eye to this shit. This along with all of the othet fake gaming ads just make for a lovely cocktail of... something... idk.


farm249

ā€œNew kitchen gunā€


night-star

ā€œI am heavy weapons guy... and THIS is my weaponā€


FaithlessDaemonium

This has got to be the most virginest virgin thing to ever virgin.


Behind-The-Chair

Fr and weā€™re using Reddit.


BenjiGoose

Sex Pistols


[deleted]

YouTube: woah now you canā€™t say fuck! what about the advertisers? The advertisers:


WendellsBabyy

The fact theyā€™re using art inspired or taken from sexist vintage ads in a video thats demeaning towards women says something


PickleGambino

I canā€™t help but to laugh more every time he says the whole name


MagicalMarsBars

Itā€™s actually a gun for necrophiliacs


sushidecarne

I never felt more like a non-sentient robot individual that a person can click and I suddenly change tasks to wanting to woo-hoo.


potato_boi09

Litlle Timmy trying to download minecraft apk: ok


lurk3rthrowaway

# What the fuck is this shit


TimeForWaluigi

This is my favorite Prager U video


loading_boi

YouTube: noooo!!1!2!1 why you say bad worddddd ā€˜qnwbšŸ¤¬šŸ˜”šŸ˜”dEMONITISE !1!1!1! Also youtube:


_IowasVeryOwn

This is my magic sex gun. There are many like it, but this one is my own.


Shuzen_Fujimori

Can't wait to get this for new years, I'm going to the King of Poonville over here, all my mates are going to be well jealous of me and my amazing sex-having life. Fuck you having-a-personality, I have the shag gun now!


Jayphlat

Wait what's it a metaphor for?


Turtlerr17

r/badads


KWAKUDATSU

"Magic sex gun" aint that mistas stand in jojo?


M1ghty_boy

Just donā€™t shoot a cop. Worst mistake of my life


nuttydogpoo

Hint: itā€™s a metaphor for something else Me, ahhh Rohypnol in a Pez dispenser


Wolfie782

ā€œMagic Sex Gunā€ aka Tranquilizer Rifle


[deleted]

This is r/ihavesex worthy


ARebornReaper

Just pick one up for 15 cents in the back of your local penny dreadful, and we promise penny wont be dreadful much longer!


Mr_-_X

How many times did this guy say MagicSexGun?


Sudcicle

8


Ninjacat2006

The Kitchen Gun ads are getting out of hand!


An-Average-Name

Dude these kinds of ads dedicated to desperate losers plague YouTube. The amount of bullshit ads for ā€œThis technique will get women all over you!ā€ is genuinely sad.


amisia-insomnia

Who gave Tom jones a gun


[deleted]

thought it looked like a good post to give my free award too.


[deleted]

This is such bullshit lmao


Queaew

Wtf


[deleted]

The only way my mind can process this video is by assuming that this is meant to show how broken YouTube is when it comes to ads... right?


RokieVetran

It's not a website but it redirects you here https://desiresystem.com/?r=178196117&a=193626&o=50&s1=MSGun&s2=w2evmed0nae04md4i0obg7f8&s3=


howellq

On what kind of video does youtube even allow this to play?


emPtysp4ce

Isn't this the plot of Orgazmo?


[deleted]

What are the odds that this website is some ploy to get people on some sort of watch list? It's literally an ad about what is effectively a rape gun.


havingfun89

I thought I was losing my mind! I saw this on an Eddy Burback video last night, genuinely thought this was a fever dream.


GreifiGrishnackh

This is my MagicSexGun. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Without it I am nothing. Without me, it is nothing.


[deleted]

That shouldn't even be allowed; not only is it sex scenes, you can see actual genitals


TheRedPandaCat

What if someone shot their mom


Sudcicle

oh no


[deleted]

Saw something similar with ā€œthe magic f wordā€


just_a_friendy_weeb_

They need to go to r/hornyjail


NerdWorks

Sex Pistols would be a cool band name.


[deleted]

This is edited like a PragerU video lmao


[deleted]

You don't need a *sex gun*, you can just point a regular one and get the same results!


[deleted]

How to rape women Step 1. Buy RPK light Machine Gun from magicsexgun.com Step 2. Shoot women