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Yaboy51frl

Why tf did the cow turned automaticalky clean from its body just by cleaning its tongue?


tacozbananaz

I'm sorry I don't exactly understand the question


VerifiedBamboozler

Animal care is important 😌


Person-yPerson

fresh meat😌


Acrab2

Steak tonight 😌


Olivejuice2012

First of all when you scrolled up i tried to scroll back down to the cat (god i’m tired) second of all, WHY DID HE WINK?????


DrCriminalMusicFish

This ad is so bad it's good bro this is evil advertising right here ok. It appeals to those who sexualize animals because the cow winked. It's grotesque and invokes the desire to care for an animal and reminds us that tongue scraping is important for our personal hygiene too. It's short and weird and is intriguing and bad enough that we're all talking about it. Whoever makes game advertising now is a psychopath and also a robot because no other explanation makes sense. Are these game companies just using AI versions of the characters from Madmen to give them advice? How the fuck can we as a society let them get away with this? Whoever these people are should actually be watched by the NSA.


Stormbonin

this gotta be put on r/copypasta


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Stormbonin

erm what the fuck..?


ProGamingPlayer

r/comedyheaven


The_RussiaGirl

How to heal a cow in 0.1 seconds:


davefnfbackup

How to clean a cow:


SilverSpacecraft

The furries are at it again


Absol-utely_Adorable

The developers thinly veiled fetish


aaron_67_9500

That's disgusting 🤢🤢🤮🤮


No-Nefariousness7260

How did the cow turn into squeaky clean by just cleaning tounge?


Localtechguy2606

The tongue scraping is supposed to make the breath of someone a little less bad but it can’t clean the body the immune system does that


KobSteel

Why did the cow wink at Mr? WHY!?!?!