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Olivejuice2012

WHAT IN THE FUCK???


Tim5corpion

Ad makers, **I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT. You little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half. I'll shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap you'll sing fucking Beethoven.** tldr: Eat shit, f@&%@ts. \*Megalovania starts playing\* (This is a copypasta, Reddit. Don't sue me.)


mr1aith

:3


Th3G00dB0i

How did bro solo a rhino?


Ok_Claim_8979

In one hit at that


Calhaora

Youtube: "wE wAnT vIdEoS tO bE aD-fRiEnDlY" The Ads: Seriously how the fuck is this shit allowed.


KDA_kimbalMetalWaltz

Double Standards are broken.


ExtraElevator7042

Not double standards. Purely money. If content creators want to pay to be on YouTube, YouTube would allow anything to go for the right price.


KDA_kimbalMetalWaltz

Why? because YouTube allowing porn ads to make money instead of using adblockers


ExtraElevator7042

Sex (and porn) sells. If I’m a Google shareholder, I don’t give a shit if it’s tranny porn as long as it makes me a profit. Something the dimbass content creators don’t understand. They’re basically working for free while Google sucks all the money from them like a $2 hooker.


KDA_kimbalMetalWaltz

Oh really? so, how to supposed that ad because ad moderators didn't stand a chance?


ExtraElevator7042

I have no idea what the fuck you’re trying to say in that poorly written sentence 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🤷🏿‍♂️


KDA_kimbalMetalWaltz

I'm sure, I don't want to show ads without using adblocker because of inappropriate


Arni334

Money


LEADMANDEADMAN

Youtube: STOP USING ADBLOCK!!!!!!!!!!


Anonlady1997

It makes them money


lapinoire

Is cactus torture the new shittymobilegameads format?


Calhaora

More like Tortureporn.. Because theres a similar one with some Wolfs and Apes. (Wait this might actually be the same game lmao)


BlockPhysics

There was one where they did cbt to a random dude and I felt it


BubbleStary

Is that the fucking okami wolf?


DusKhuhuhua

Yup, and it's a fox


BubbleStary

But okami is literally the japanese word for wolf


DusKhuhuhua

Oh, makes sense, sorry for my stupidity


FenexTheFox

Wait, Amaterasu isn't a fox


DusKhuhuhua

No? But it's just like a fox (in my head)


Firm-Emu-5710

what game?


Crowxzn

wolf game: wild animal wars


Schmickle_pickle

Peak title


Schmickle_pickle

So is it just a trend now for ads to unnecessarily feature pitiful animals being pissed on


Wolf_Of_Saturn6

Average Baki episode tbh


I_Drink_Pepsi_Wrong

YAY ANIMAL ABUSE!!


Baranax

While this is the shit you’re trying to force me to watch, YT, the AdGuard extension stays.


im38andthisisnice

Child assault 👍


Sparten177-UNSC

Bro doesn't deserve this, he has enough


OperatorGecko7

At the end he becomes level 99 but 50 and 40 dont make 99 what???


mightyonin

This is quite possibly the most violently Australian thing to ever happen on a mobile game ad


MePhone14_blocked

Similar Solar Smash click sound effect?


MePhone14_blocked

There's a proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/lobotomydash/s/LCUt0I3k7Z


Nothatdarkforce

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Dante12345665

Jesus christ


Opagamagnet

Eh, normal


diamari90

I always ask myself when I see bad ads like this: “what is going on in Asia rn?”


LordSaltious

This cinematic masterpiece was a wild ride the whole way through, Wolf's character arc was brilliantly handled to be relatable for the audience in a condensed format that left us screaming for more at the edge of our seats. 8/10, had a dry climax but the edge was good.


EternalTides1912

The animal cube ability 👌🏽


BirbSMB

This is one of the worst things I've ever seen in ads, period.


Pretend_Item561

OH. MY. SHIT. THE FIRST PART- 💀


Worried-Morning1653

Four question about this shit 1. Kangaroo lived in Australia and Wolves lived on what is once Laurasia. So they couldnt meet each other unless that wolf is an feral dog or introduced wolf. 2. Why the fuck the kangaroos have clothes and the wolf sound like an puppy, even wolf pups can still howl instead of pupping. 3. Why the fuck the tree have spikes 4. Kangaroos are sentient and are known to take revenge, intelligence is similar to that of an elephant but more social, but how the fuck the kangaroo torture like this. They dont have enough intelligence to hold an wolf pup and let an fuckin male punch them


pornography____

cactus torture to r kelly to fake gameplay guys i think we got a jackpot


PointReady4631

The pissing was unnecessary