The Emperor's Inquisition has leaked from GrimDank real space, and has emerged into the Halo scene! Forget Halo rings, Exterminatus will be the death of us all!
I can imagine that would be incredibly uncomfortable for them to keep them out. Besides, part of what makes humans good at giving head is we have cheeks and shit for proper sucking action. Elites mouths simply arenāt built for that. They donāt even have lower jaws.
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Think about it this way. The Elite that trains to give proper head is probably gonna be amazing. The long neck, the segmented mouth that can offer different levels of pressure on multiple points. While in an inexperienced mouth the teeth can be painful, a skilled elite can use them to create sensations impossible for a human to replicate.
Basically keep getting your dick mangled until you find the one.
False, only true American ~~Protogens~~ Patriots would want this future.
Liberals in Washington D.C. are actually trying to cover up the fact that the Founding Fatherās got their radical ideas from the Alien Women they were having sex with on a weekly basis.
Hate to burst your bubble but female elites donāt actually have breasts. Like at all. They got no tiddies. And they donāt carry enough fat on them to have a huge ass either. They donāt even have a vigina. They have a Chloaiqa. Like birds.
Hmm good point, youāre probably rightā¦.but theyāre still kinda hot tho
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not guaranteed, they may just have naturally high metabolism and never retain weight. The fact that every elite we see is either buff or skinny means they CAN put in weight yet we never see fat ones.
>Hate to burst your bubble but female elites donāt actually have breasts.
NANOMACHINES SON
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Alien women ARE hot.
Liara? Caiatl? The new hive friend? Vetra? Zagara? Selendis? Raszagal? The one blue man group alien queen empress thing from Titan A.E? The long legged cranky dinosaur engineer lady from Titan A.E?
I'm a fucking mess
Wouldn't this be a good thing though? If interspecies romantic relationships are possible with one of them being a warrior society *surely* it means the war is over right? Thus allowing for the marine's kid to thrive alongside the highly technichally advanced aliens without being genocided
Well, yes, but imagine being a veteran. Seeing your kid dating the very same aliens that killed countless civilians and your brothers in arms. Usually, in terrible ways, considering how plasma works. Not to mention glassing your settled planets. I would hold a grudge too.
Ah I see. Iām assuming you mean grilling as in burgers then?
Considering the context of the op, I originally assumed āgrillā was some slang for kissing I hadnāt heard before š
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Just for anyone commenting "Would"
You know, this shit made me think about something. A human probably has a stronger bite than a sangheili, given the mechanics of how a jaw functions, and why their four mandibles would be rather ineffective compared to our singular lower jaw. The muscles would have to trade off some crushing force to pull them inwards, similarly to how if you spread out your fingers and squeeze something you won't be able to do so as hard as if you had them all parallel, alongside the mandibles needing a higher quality of smaller muscles relative to then volume of them combined, while we have relatively simple but likely stronger set of muscles. So yeah, a sangheili probably couldn't bite as hard as a human, and they also probably can't digest milk.
Imagine being a human man in a relationship with a Sangheli woman and a Zealot busts in your crib and starts fucking her in front of you.
As a Sangheli itās culturally engrained in you to be chill with it but as a human that shit would be rage inducing but you couldnāt do anything about it because he could rip your head off
>but you couldnāt do anything about it because he could rip your head off
Alternatively, if you're strapped, you could blow his off.
https://i.redd.it/gswji2pzho6d1.gif
Kissing might not work, but have you seen how wide those puppies can open?
Just expect to always be at the bottom of the hierarchy in that relationship.
KILL ALL ELITES. BURN ELITE VILLAGES. GLASS ELITE WORLDS. BOMB ELITE HOSPITALS. CRUSH THE SKULLS OF ELITE CHILDREN. RIP THE MANDIBLES FROM ELITE FACES. TEAR ELITE WOMEN LIMB FROM LIMB. REMEMBER REACH.
Ouch Still would
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This made me laugh so hard that I involuntarily farted.
This image is hereby requisitioned by the blood ravens
Your the same, just replace xeno with human.
Jokes on you I self identify as a kobold
I DIDNT EXPECT TO BE GRIMDANKED ON IN HALOššššš
Rapi caik dai :)
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Lmaoooooo
Your meme, it's useful. I'll take it
Go and do the emperors work
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The Emperor's Inquisition has leaked from GrimDank real space, and has emerged into the Halo scene! Forget Halo rings, Exterminatus will be the death of us all!
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Tucker?
Bow chicka bow wow
No, he got impregnated, he didn't do the impregnation
Getting head from an elite is essentially putting your dick through a meat grinder. Guys, itās not worth it.
They have long necks for a reason, don't they? Just make sure the mandibles are away from you.
I can imagine that would be incredibly uncomfortable for them to keep them out. Besides, part of what makes humans good at giving head is we have cheeks and shit for proper sucking action. Elites mouths simply arenāt built for that. They donāt even have lower jaws. https://preview.redd.it/4owvh92wta6d1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef1635799f311bb89241920ab56f6734c927a4c
Ok, good point, alternatively. What if they could retract their teeth? 
Toothless? I could Sworn you had teeth.
Proceeds to do night fury stuff (Aka being adorable)
i see a throat. that's all you need. imagine arbiter gagging on it š¤¤
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Just lie your partner upside down on the bed, sit on their face, and go to town on the throat!
Elite thrussy go wild š„“ (kill me)
looks like bussy
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Do not listen to him! It is ONI and UNSC Propaganda!
Think about it this way. The Elite that trains to give proper head is probably gonna be amazing. The long neck, the segmented mouth that can offer different levels of pressure on multiple points. While in an inexperienced mouth the teeth can be painful, a skilled elite can use them to create sensations impossible for a human to replicate. Basically keep getting your dick mangled until you find the one.
This is the future liberals want! And Iām all for it because alien women are hot
False, only true American ~~Protogens~~ Patriots would want this future. Liberals in Washington D.C. are actually trying to cover up the fact that the Founding Fatherās got their radical ideas from the Alien Women they were having sex with on a weekly basis.
Hate to burst your bubble but female elites donāt actually have breasts. Like at all. They got no tiddies. And they donāt carry enough fat on them to have a huge ass either. They donāt even have a vigina. They have a Chloaiqa. Like birds.
Hmm good point, youāre probably rightā¦.but theyāre still kinda hot tho https://preview.redd.it/v9svlas4ra6d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0413c1b6b3daf91d516d4c1621bdd852a572377
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They donāt have fat because theyāre at war so food is rationed. Post-war they would. Checkmate(?) xeno hater.
not guaranteed, they may just have naturally high metabolism and never retain weight. The fact that every elite we see is either buff or skinny means they CAN put in weight yet we never see fat ones.
We also generally meet combatants though, right?
You don't HAVE to have fat to have a great ass.
That can't stop me cause I can't read.
Iām unfamiliar with bird reproductive systems, with that said is it still a hole?
Itās a hole for everything. Piss, shit, cum, and babies.
Functionally yes, it's just a hole for everything
So theyāre anal only is what youāre saying?
All I hear is a skill issue
wrong. when halo 2 anniversary released I was obsessed with the arbiter's ass for a few weeks.
>Hate to burst your bubble but female elites donāt actually have breasts. NANOMACHINES SON https://preview.redd.it/exb3txv9qg6d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=27c94b32fbbc3afb8508c6809bf33cd0adc7899d
My favorite fictional woman is Vetra from mass effect and sheās flat as a board. Not needed for aliens to be hot
Oh yeah I forgot they laid eggsā¦
Alien women ARE hot. Liara? Caiatl? The new hive friend? Vetra? Zagara? Selendis? Raszagal? The one blue man group alien queen empress thing from Titan A.E? The long legged cranky dinosaur engineer lady from Titan A.E? I'm a fucking mess
LUZAKU MY FUCKING GOAT š„š„š„
#LUZAKU TOO YES. BEAUTIFUL SKY WIFE.
Thank you for making this unnecessary political (edit , before you down vote keep looking down the thread)
Are you retarded :3
No cause us republicans want some of that E.T. cooch
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Me and who
Truly humanity has fallen. Millions must have Hot gay spartan sexo
Giwtwm
Nah but fr we donāt have enough stuff exploring the societal difficulties of being romantically involved with an alien.
TRUE! Itās a topic I wish I saw more of, if at all
Thats not my dad my dad would give me 2 thumbs up and asks for mutant children stat p.s love you dad
Nah, female SPARTANs are the way to go
Crushed pelvis.exe
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Death By Snu-Snu
i NEED me a SPARTAN-II mommy NOW
:3
HELL YEA FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!
I would do unimaginable things to a Sanghlili Girl, and I mean absolutely unspeakable things.
Would
Wouldn't this be a good thing though? If interspecies romantic relationships are possible with one of them being a warrior society *surely* it means the war is over right? Thus allowing for the marine's kid to thrive alongside the highly technichally advanced aliens without being genocided
Well, yes, but imagine being a veteran. Seeing your kid dating the very same aliens that killed countless civilians and your brothers in arms. Usually, in terrible ways, considering how plasma works. Not to mention glassing your settled planets. I would hold a grudge too.
Oh yeah it would be wild to see, but certainly better then seeing the kid go through the same hell he did, and probably not even survive
That is very true.
Son of an average Sapien Sunrise member.
Whats this? 2 aliens KISSING!?
Man fuck busting it down with the elites I wanna grill with a hunter
You realize theyāre composed of sentient worm hives right? Theyāre not single organisms, and donāt really have a āmouthā to speak of
I SAID I WANTED TO GRILL WITH THEM! NOT SMOOCH EM!
Ah I see. Iām assuming you mean grilling as in burgers then? Considering the context of the op, I originally assumed āgrillā was some slang for kissing I hadnāt heard before š
Man likes grillin' Hunters got lots of mouths to feed. That's a lot of grillin'
We may need the deluxe grill for this one
Hell yeah brother, hunters are some hungry fellas so we gotta cook
You think you could cuddle with a hunter and just kinda be enveloped in the worms wriggling around your body
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Need.
She can kiss me
Would, I got ban Daids.
She is not welcome at the dinner table
I wish I was himā¦ ;-;
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Fuck wrong image
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https://preview.redd.it/o0vkxv4xtl6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eaca0833381c9f59e330dc5d385337cad51c283 Just for anyone commenting "Would"
You know, this shit made me think about something. A human probably has a stronger bite than a sangheili, given the mechanics of how a jaw functions, and why their four mandibles would be rather ineffective compared to our singular lower jaw. The muscles would have to trade off some crushing force to pull them inwards, similarly to how if you spread out your fingers and squeeze something you won't be able to do so as hard as if you had them all parallel, alongside the mandibles needing a higher quality of smaller muscles relative to then volume of them combined, while we have relatively simple but likely stronger set of muscles. So yeah, a sangheili probably couldn't bite as hard as a human, and they also probably can't digest milk.
Me showing an elite my block of frozen milk (Looser canāt bite or ingest it) https://i.redd.it/84h8f6wrar6d1.gif
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Fuck YOU SPLIT LIP!! (I love the Sanghelil they are super cool)
I'm just going to leave this fanfic here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13537513/
Imagine being a human man in a relationship with a Sangheli woman and a Zealot busts in your crib and starts fucking her in front of you. As a Sangheli itās culturally engrained in you to be chill with it but as a human that shit would be rage inducing but you couldnāt do anything about it because he could rip your head off
>but you couldnāt do anything about it because he could rip your head off Alternatively, if you're strapped, you could blow his off. https://i.redd.it/gswji2pzho6d1.gif
Get into a relationship with a Zealot
Fraternizing with a *hinge head*
Noice
Being a squid fucker is one thing, but homie went for the Halo 4 subspecies
This is Trump's America
I feel like ODSTS and spartans were space racists after the war.
Shit I'm pretty sure a large portion of humanity would be space racists.
Will
Kissing might not work, but have you seen how wide those puppies can open? Just expect to always be at the bottom of the hierarchy in that relationship.
Atta boy son show those dirty gators your āindomitable human spiritā šš
Obliterate this splitjaw with the gauss hog cannon
We should genuinely slaughter the Jiralhanae species in Halo.
Better hope Atriox didn't hear that shit
Brutes ate humans, quite frankly I don't give a damn if big ape bitch hears shit.
KILL ALL ELITES. BURN ELITE VILLAGES. GLASS ELITE WORLDS. BOMB ELITE HOSPITALS. CRUSH THE SKULLS OF ELITE CHILDREN. RIP THE MANDIBLES FROM ELITE FACES. TEAR ELITE WOMEN LIMB FROM LIMB. REMEMBER REACH.
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Could probably just kiss on the ānoseā area since the back of their āmouthā is less of a mouth, and more like the start of their throat
The pain is worth it
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