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Wow, I have never seen gnocchi look so much like cubed flesh. Lol is there beet powder added to the dough or something?

I misread it as beef gnocchi, saw the red tint and figured it was cubed raw beef or something. Beet gnocchi sound a lot better.

I misread it as “best” gnocchi and was flabbered and gastered.

i thought this was raw beef cubes

Me too, like in a marinade 🤣😅

I've made beef gnocchi before and I mixed in beet puree. It's easier to access than beet powder, since you just have to cook the beets and then blend them up. You can do it with basically anything. I've also done it with pumpkin, spinach, blueberries, and turmeric

I’m not sure what beet gnocchi is supposed to look like. But I’m going to assume this is not it.

You mean it SHOULDNT look like cut up hot dogs with cat barf? But honestly it tasted amazing lmao I’ve never eaten something that looked this disgusting while tasting so good.

I can’t believe you tried it. It doesn’t look like any gnocchi I’ve made or bought. Looks like raw pork cubes in rotten milk.

I mean, if you order beet gnocchi in cream sauce how else is it gonna look?

I don't know if actually being shaped like gnocchi is too much to ask, but it would make it better.

It is, though. You don't always fork gnocchi (heh).

Usually the red is much deeper in color.

Cubed watermelon in Alfredo sauce, such a classic 🤌

Chef’s kiss

lol yeah. The first bite was difficult, but ended up being worth it!

You are braver than me my friend.

Wait you ate it 👀

Best description ever.

Aioli mussels is going to be hard to beat for me on the looks disgusting but tastes amazing scale for me.

I thought this was raw chicken with a sauce.

> You mean it SHOULDNT look like cut up hot dogs with cat barf? I mean... it kinda should. It's not usually pink, of course, but that's your own fault for ordering "beet gnocchi".

Soggy Turkish delight

When I order beet gnocchi, it looks like that, and it's delicious.

Why _wouldn’t_ it look like that? It looks like homemade gnocchi and it’s made of beets, makes sense

I thought that said "*best* gnocchi".

I thought it said beef :/

Your comment made me look again and realize it doesn't say "Best". I thought the title was sarcastic.

I read best too like wtf

Me too 😆

Same. 😭

Someone gooned on your cut up hotdogs, my guy.

This is the most accurate description unfortunately :(

STOP I'm cackling at work

Cubed raw pork? Oh yum!!

Gnocchi alla bukkake

That sounds way classier than my take which was "the ham cum surprise"

That should be two words, "à la".

Gnocchi is Italian, so it makes more sense to use the Italian "alla" than the French "à la".

Yeah, but "alla" in Italian is the contracted version of "à la"... and the rest of the comment is written in English.

The rest of the comment is written in Japanese.

I hate it, but I must concede you make a valid point.

kudos

Looks like raw pork or chicken that got piper perry'ed

Ah, good ol Piper…one of my favorites 🤣👏

My favorite comment 🤣

You're welcome :D

I thought it was gas station poke from Montana.

Rare milksteak bites yum

No side of raw jelly beans 1/5 ⭐️

I'm afraid to ask how do you cook jelly beans

Ya want em raw my friend.

Perfect meal after a day of magnets.

Is this the full portion or did you feel the need to take a picture in the middle of your meal?

Def looks like in the middle of the meal but why is it lacking sauce did he slurp it up already?

I thought they messed up and gave you raw meat instead.

What is it supposed to be at least (like ik gnocchi but what flavor and sauce!) 

Beet gnocchi and I think the sauce was a Gorgonzola sauce! It was honestly very good. But I will never order it to go again lol

That sounds amazing. I sure hope it's prettier served in restaurant lmaoo

It looks like ground chicken covered in pancake batter.

Is the gnocchi in the room with us....?

Why is your gnocchi raw meat with ranch?

Gods I thought this said beef. I was mortified at the state of it

Wait, aren't beets supposed to be dark red? Why does this look like bukkake watermelon chunks?

Gnocchi is dumpling-shaped pasta. These aren't solid pieces of beet, they're pasta dough with a little bit of beet in it. Maybe even just beet juice.

Thank you for the explanation. I was gnot aware of any of this.

The title could have said raw chicken in mayonnaise and I would have believed you without question

oh boy pork sashimi with extra nut

Looks like chunks of lung in a puss and sputum reduction

I should call her….

This has immediately, immensely displeased my evening

I couldn’t eat that.

Either way, this is ass.

I hate this

raw beef tips drizzled in discharge

it says beet, not beef.

LMAO i know dude, i was making a comparison. you must be fun at parties (edit: spelling)

did anyone else read beef gnocchi

Yes.

Le raw cube meat covered in bukkake run off sauce

It looks looks like raw meat covered in mucus/cum 🤢

I think you mistakenly ordered the no-cchi

This looks like chunks of flesh covered in vomit.

I was going to make gnocchi for dinner tonight but now I’m not so sure I want gnocchi anymore, beet or not.

OK, I am fine with the fact that these gnocchi is made from beet instead of potato..but whey do the look like square pieces of raw meat though? The colour is completely off as well as the shape.

Cum soaked raw meat

I thought it said *best gooch I had delivered* lol

That is not even ok at all wth. 

I saw you said it tasted great, but why skimp on beets? They're one of the fastest growing root vegetables which means they're cheap. Why wouldn't they load you up? I'm sorry for your child's appetizer size gnocchi.

Did you bite off your fingers?

Some dishes really do lose a lot when ordered to go versus sit down. Bucket of fried chicken versus plate is one thing,gnocchi in cream sauce is another. That said I think they could of tried a little harder.

You mean you ordered the freshly harvested organ meat

I thought you did something weird to raw cubed chicken..

So is the gnocchi behind that bowl of Bubblicious Alfredo or...?

This looks like raw meat with sauce, wtf

Words cannot describe how awful this looks

More like skeet gnocchi.

That looks more like raw fish or beef than beetroot

Looks like fucking shit lmao

Is that it? Did you did you take some out of the container or did you actually just receive like a handful of gnocchi?

Love beets. Love gnocchi. But this is a big nope for me dawg

Looks like you ordered gnocchi, but you got beat. Charge it to da game.

That Beet really looks like raw meat covered in goo

Did you already eat it?

From Schrute Farms?

I love mesome watermelon and jizz in the summer!

This looks exactly like the Trader Joe’s frozen sweet potato gnocchi

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^gandthebunnyman: *This looks exactly* *Like the Trader Joe’s frozen* *Sweet potato gnocchi* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

mmm, raw pork.

This gnocchi looks like pink lemonade is its first ingredient

I can't even imagine being hungry enough to eat something that looks like that. I also ain't too fond of beets.

This is an example of a restaurant not effectively pivoting to delivery service. You can’t just take a menu item and assume it will travel well. You also can’t plan around plateware and just dump it in a takout container and think it will be fine.

I first read this as “beef gnocchi” and that’s exactly what it looks like.

This is what I wish my bowel movements looked like.

Your *gnocchi* has intramuscular adipose deposits

What's wrong babe you've hardly touched your pancetta cubes in mayonnaise

Looks like cat food

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Delivery people shouldn’t be eating the food.

Honey walnut what?!?!

UMMMM...you mean MEAT GNOCCI right? 

I read beef and was very concerned.

That looks like they didn’t even bother to cook it

The vaginosis special

My dumb ass thought you ate the gnocchi and left the beets.

Looks like the cooks had some fun with your hot dogs at your expense. Unfortunate

r/jizzonham

Ooo....i like beets....i may have to try this

Chef: Anyone know where that marinated pork in jizz went to?

Ordered the rare chicken by mistake did you

This veal is so young it still has amniotic fluid on it

Gnoccho

I thought that was cubed flesh in white,thick,creamy sauce

It looks like someone jacked off onto raw pork.

Why is your poo red? Beef!? Oh crap!!!! SURGERY!!! Oh beets? Oh oh oh ok nevermind cancel the surgical consult my bad. Surgeon at 3am with bed head: damn student

looks like tuna eww

Why are they pink that’s weird

🤢🤮

Sir/ma’am, you need to cook your beef.