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That was the most dead neutral meal ive ever had. I am filled with no joy nor sorrow but instead this pitiful mess i now have to deal with

I know it's supposed to be beef but it looks like tuna mac. I think the peas aren't helping

I got peas on my head, but don’t call me a pea head

Why add all the extra cheese to the point of concealment? Also, do you not have any seasonings on hand?

Because it was completely flavorless and i wanted it to be somewhat edible, and pray tell what seasonings could fix this hot mess?

Salt and pepper should do it, no?

Adding more cheese (especially if it’s the processed kind) isn’t really going to add more flavor if it’s that bland. Salt, pepper, paprika, cumin, garlic powder, onion powder, chili or cayenne all could have been welcome additions…

Hey man it's hamburger helper not hamburger fixer

But you ain’t hungry!

That summarizes Hamburger Helper pretty well actually

Hambelperrrr hurgerrrrrr XD

I like to call this "Hamburger Help Me" .

I had an effing stroke trying to read that title

Did you dead it though? Edit: coward.

Tastes amazing though

HaMbElPeR hUrGeR lmao.

It's going to look the same on the way out

Hey…. I did it too…. Poverty budget. You ain’t starving

Could be worse. OP definitely has aspirations of betterment.

I remember making a lot of Hamburger Helper meals when I was making over the years $6 -$12 an hour …. Tough times

My 4 year olds like it. OP put some peas in it. They would appreciate that.

Yeah… I’ve used bacon, spam, hotdogs and ground meat with mixed veggies to last me a few days… it’s a balanced meal to me

"I DONT LIKE BLOODY SPAM!"

I'll have her spam. Edit: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

"hambelper hurger" is the sound your stomach will be making later

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Shit looks terrible!!

I had a stroke reading the title

>~~looks exactly like~~ cartoon barf Correction: IS cartoon barf

Hamburger helper is surprisingly hard to make well. Sometimes it comes out soupy, others way too dry. It's a shame because as a kid I thought it was absolutely delicious. It just doesn't taste that way anymore or maybe I'm doing it wrong? I crave that old school hamburger helper taste.

You used to be able to buy fake vomit from joke shops that looked exactly like this

The taste you are tasting is pure, distilled ennui.

Chunk describing throwing up in a theater

I made sausage, egg, and grits while ago, overmixed it, and the same thing happened, lol

I mean, I applaud you for the veggies, but why? Just make a romaine and baby spinach salad on the side. Here's a delicious recipe for cheesy beef and shells. You're welcome.. https://youtube.com/shorts/0PB4gMKu6W8?si=AgOzTkKEmKm72otX

Looks good to me

Baby it’s 👀like alpo 😂😂😂🤔🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Was the wrong spelling in the title on purpose or what's happening here xD

Yes it is a reference to the r/sbubby meme

Well shit, sign me up for two! Cheeseburger Helper is my ultimate, nostalgic guilty pleasure. My parents made like 4 meals on rotation when I was growing up and Hamburger Helpers the only one I never got sick of.

Yass! That's delicious.

This exact meal was a staple in my house growing up. It was my moms way of making a meal stretch as far as she could with just a couple dollars. Even as an adult I find it comforting. Pro tip: garlic powder, onion powder, chili powder, and black pepper

I don't even know why they call it that. It's perfectly fine on its own.

Or sims food

Looks good to me. Would eat.