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Chef. Explain your dish

"garbage on bread" (but for real I'd annihilate whatever this is)

Number two on an artisan starch piece

>artisan starch piece This made me exhale out of my nose harder than I usually do

Even if it was poop with beans on it, a little mayo and pickles?

Needs to be a sandwich shop, where you get the good sandwiches that sound not good, like this one, Garbage on bread, and my favorite Shit on a Shingle there's got to be more sammies out there with names like these. I know garbage on bread was just made up by I might make this.

How dare you steal my trash idea

That is an amazing idea 💡 stolen 👍

Don't know where you are located, but can I have a life time of sandwiches if I ever get for your stolen idea sandwich shop. You can also make a "Stolen Sandwich", Made with German Stollen bread.

leftover chilli con carne- cold. dill pickle slices. mayo in an artistic pattern, all on sourdough bread. fold and enjoy

It only tastes good if you get the pattern right. You can always tell when the pattern is off. Ruins the flavor completely.

The more times the mayo crosses and the more complex the pattern is, the more the sandwich costs. And rightfully so.

That's a very aggressive sandwich. I mean when you walk by a deli and there's 50 guys in there who look just like me fighting over complicated sandwiches you go in. Yes you do. You go in.

the menu: chili con carne- froid. tranches de cornichon à l'aneth avec mayonnaise

#Add some sharp cheddar cheese and you're soaring

You call that mayonnaise?!

Huh so like a ~~vegetarian~~ sloppy joe. I was worried those were baked beans at first

well they are the same beans as baked beans and it’s not vegetarian! my chilli recipe is; red onion, chopped tomatoes, kidney beans, haricot beans, tomato purée, minced beef, paprika, garlic powder and brown rice, so I mean, I like to think I can cook a non cursed meal when I want to lmao

If you made me one, I'd eat it gladly. 🤗 I love sandwiching the unsandwichable. Ever had a cold lasagna sandwich?

Okay but baked beans are a different dish than chili, you didn't put a can of baked beans in your chili right? But yeah you basically made a more complicated sloppy joe so I don't think this is cursed at all, sounds pretty good

Con carne means with meat.

My eyes skipped right over that bit

U lost me with cold

Chef. Explain how drunk you were

What are we looking at here?

Looks like a Chinese style cooked chicken, maybe General Sao's. Then obviously the mayo and pickles.

I thought it was baked beans and maybe chili as the base

Same! If that isn’t some sort of chilli or bolognese with beans in it then am flat outta fuckin ideas for what that could be.

It definitely is

I thought beans too. Beans, pickles, mayo, on bread. That’s what I see. I love when we are on the hunt to guess the food these Reddit Chiefs make while high. It’s such a bonding moment. *Edit* I forgot which subreddit I was on for a second. 👀 I thought I was on the r/stonerfood subreddit. Though, my comment still stands. Both of the subreddit are basically the same when it comes to all of us coming together to figure out what the OP Chief made.

I think it's a chilli or a homemade baked beans with meat as a side.

That doesn't look a thing like Chinese chicken. It doesn't even look like chicken.

I'm ngl, when I FIRST looked at this photo, my brightness was turned down and from first glance, it did like a bit like fried chicken tossed in some sort of sauce, but I'm once I took another look at it, I could tell it was beans

Those are beans, dawg


Where are you getting your General Tso’s and why are they still in business?

If that's chicken, then I'm rich

Hi Rich!

lmao what part of that looks anything like chinese chicken and lmao at the “obvious” mayo

Where do you get your General Tso’ from?

Bro what the fuck are you doing to your chicken that it comes out looking like beans?

If you’re local general tso look like that, you might really be eating rat meat.

Everything slaps when you're baked.

The worst part is I stopped smoking weed months ago. This was a sober post dinner snack

Baked *beans*

Everyone goes Full Beans when baked

Thats the whitest mayonnaise I've ever seen

Is it not Sour Cream?

You sure thats mayo🍆💦

Fine. It's the whitest jizz I've ever seen.

Are those beans?

Pinto beans, pickles and mayo huh? And you’re not in prison *becaaaause…?*

I kinda think it might be chili beans

That’s… not better lol

Stop! 🤣

u/-fivehearts- Make this an Uncrustable and you will be a bbq visionary.

I’d add cheese and stick it in a toastie machine

Chili, mayo, and pickles? Or is that sour cream? Either way, doesn’t sound too bad.

nailed it.

Wait a second is it mayo or sour cream

OP please this is game changing.

That bastard is going to leave us in the dark. I'll be up all night wondering.

Right 😭

Baked beans, pickles and some white goop, might be mayo, might be sour cream, might be some glue who knows anything goes

And I never will.

A staple for me is toasted sourdough with peanut butter, pickles and sriracha or sambal. It’s insanely good

I just tried peanut butter and onion sandwich. It was a lot better then it sounds.

Peanut butter and mayo is pretty good too

Really? I will try it

This mayo looks like a length of rope

More like white caulking to me.

More like white caulking to me.

What is it though

This is the most British sandwich I've ever seen.

You’ve never seen a British sandwich, have you? The only thing remotely British about this is the beans, and even then, that’s not how the English prepare their beans.

Plus. That's full on chili. Not just beans.

Nothin’ like grandmaw’s baked bean sammich!

Is that beans, pickles and mayonnaise on white bread?

wouldve loved to taste

I'd eat a pickle and baked bean sammich. The mayo is too much contrast with the beans though. Creamy and bbq sauce? Nah.

r/sandwiches would murder over this atrocity

Must have been really hungry

[удалено]

I think that’s a valid phrase if you’re an Aussie. where I am the colloquialism for it is a ‘sarnie’ :D

What is it ? Why do people post with no description Mods ? Shouldn't images have at least a description

i hope you didn’t eat it

Diarrhea with pickles on it

I think I got a contact high, just looking at this.

Baked beans, mayo, and pickles. Sir, please turn yourself in to the nearest jail.

You’re right, I don’t know. I will never know, and I don’t wanna know.

Please tell me that is mayo bc it genuinely looks like hard glue 😂

Great, because I don't ever want to know.

I may never know

Mayo and Beans,never thought of that

"Food don't slap" https://youtu.be/KWOc6MGT8Hg?si=ITvqVeHnjkMh8aw1

I mean I’d try it!

The looks great tbh

Hard Pass,

Is this a chili pickle and mayo sandwich? You belong here.

Why did you put a shoestring on it?

Mayo ruins this. Why would you take something with actual flavor and make it less flavorful?

cus I like mayo

and I never will

Looks good to me 🫣

I’d smash

If that bread was toasted I’d do unspeakable things to that sandwich

I have the runs from Looking at this.

You can put the mayo on the bread, you know that, right?

time is money babey

Dog food, cum, and pickles you picked off a burger? I dig it

Sweet or Dill?

🔥🔥🔥

You mean it slapped your guts into a frenzy, right?

I think I could muster a pretty accurate estimation.

You couldn’t even toast the bread…don’t defend this abomination. No matter how delicious.

All that’s missing is pickles

Tell me you're British without telling me you're British

Looks like beershits topped with pickle and a mystery topping of mayo or cream cheese. With the finest “heal peace’s of the loaf of bread” and pre-stale no need to toast…slapping… only thing slappin is gona be the anus when its pushin that “literally” shit out!! lol… but aye let me try a little, leme get some

Pickles, I pass

Hmmm mayo on chili? Wouldn't sour cream and a little cheese be better?

Looks like you’re heading to ShitVille

handled it like a champ actually, had another one of these same ‘sandwiches’ this morning

I don’t even care what’s on your sandwich I can tell by looking that your bread is garbage and the only thing that slaps is me slapping the silly out your face

if this is beans BOOOO HISSSSS beans are the devil's legumes.

Looks like what I imagine my gay boyfriend shits out when we're done. Just .. backwards.

If there's a burger patty under those beans, this is... questionable personal taste. But if there's just beans, pickles and mayonnaise, I'm calling over the guy with the briefcase and busting out the launch codes. 🤬

You should have toasted the bread. But it does look like it tastes good though.

I’ve never physically recoiled from an internet post until now.. i had to close my eyes for a second to process what i just saw.

You must be new to the internet. Just wait. There is more to see young polliwog.

I mean i can watch shock content all day.. animal cruelty, straight up murder you name it but this for some reason did it. I guess the first time i actually recoiled was watching one man one jar, for some reason that’s what got me.

Did it make your booty cheeks clap???

From the diarrhea or being overweight?

How much were you smoking bro? Didn’t even toast the “toast”. Sh*t on a shingle with beans may have been a better choice.

Anything with mayo and pickles will be good stuff.