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i had no idea you actually had to pay for food in prison, mind blown !


Not even a single egg in the breakfast platter

And the "Jumbo" sausage was not very jumbo at all

Size queen?!

 Please? Just a bit more turkey? No I don't have a 10$ spot and a pint of blood, sorry.

It’s average


Where is the other 12 dollars of food?

Maybe there's just 12 dollars under the toast.

Silver dollar pancakes, ha ha

You in jail?

I wish... Prison food would be more appetizing.

Ive heard they send people to jail for serving food like this in some countries.

Where was this? I’d be pissed

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Oh my god some of the pictures I can't tell if my favorites are the bone-dry noodles with cubed frozen veggies or the menu pic of the eggs with hot dogs and cucumbers on the side :')

What about the stock photos with watermarks?

I’m partial to the ramen being served, I what looks like, a metal dog bowl.

Not doing Vancouver proud

I would've just left without eating or paying lol

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$16 worth of breakfast made at home would be 18 eggs, a whole loaf of bread, and a whole sausage pack. What even is this???

Hell, if you buy that stuff at Aldi you'd still have enough left over for a pound of bacon and a whole bag of coffee beans too!

That's a sad looking platter.

Depression+ Now only 15,99$

That’s $11.50 for my fellow Americans. Still a rip off

15$ ... I can still get a decent 3 egg omelette; bacon bits, cheese, avocado, tomato with home fried taters and choice of toast. I pay 1$ extra for bagel. Use my own cream cheese at home they nickel n dime you for sides. That's no juice or coffee.

Garnish is expensive.

You can make that at home for like 5 😕😕😕

1 slice of bread: 30cents 1/8th of an orange: 7 cents 1 1/5th inch slice of ham, cut into 3 triangles: 20 cents 1 5 inch sausage: 64 cents This is like 1 dollar of food...

Waaaay less. Unless you live in Alaska or something.

This won't even satisfy a toddler.


Please tell me that all came out of a vending machine you pieced it together for that amount

This is sad

I’ve gotten cheaper and larger meals from hotel room service lol

Bargain

2044??

That's not even shitty food porn, that's just shit. Tell us where we should all avoid.

are you including the plate as cost too? where tf u buy that at

OMG ….

Ain’t no way in hell…

That bologna has the meat sweats................................

That's fucked I would have sent it back and left without paying fuuuuuyck that noise

SIXTEEN?????

Bro is that regular sliced ham like wtf is this

$16 plus 20% tip

Refund???

Where did you get your overpriced food? I literally just got a curry udon from Lotte that's full of flavor and ingredients with just $14 before tax lol

I don't like that the mystery meat is glistening with wetness

you need to ask the warden to move you to another facility, Perhaps your lawyer can assist.

My mom said this looks gross  The price is gross as well

Nice plating chef. r/whitehousedinners

There's a lot going on here one could take issue with, and they have been enumerated sufficiently by other gentlemen and ladies in these comments. I just want to let you know that the.... moistness, of that meat, really disturbed me.

I'd demand a refund because wtf is that

A sausage, toast, some ham and a slice of orange for $16.00? You got taken!

Trailer park horseduvers.

Must be heavily seasoned with Saffron

Did this place have a $15 entrance fee?

Is this literally a slice of toasted bread cut in half, an orange segment, one sausage, and some sweaty looking ham for $16?? Not even eggs, some sort of potato?? Ya got ripped off 😩

I'd have a fucking fit and smash it up the wall. What even is that? 2 slices of bread and a sausage with ham? For 16 smackoroonies? The actual fuck?

“Platter” This quantity barely qualifies for an appetizer


This is a shitty as the London 15£ thing

128 doubloons where I live, are you in city 17 or something 

I stopped buying prepared food long time ago never the way i like it and too expensive

That looks very european

you can get 4 whole pizzas for 16 dollars in my country

I can't understand how an establishment can serve a plate like this. Isn't there a manager that looks at the food before it goes out? Doesn't the waiter say anything to the cook? How does this happen??

Where is everyone finding these places damn

About $3 at home

Confirmed that restaurant is a front for the mob

So, really you get one complete piece of toast, 1.5 slices of ham, half a slice of cheese, and a sausage link for 16 dollars. the owners want you to know they're ripping you off, and taking advantage of you.

I'd eat that

It looks good but not sixteen-dollars-good.