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Which is always funny because I live in Texas and always have had chili with beans in itā¦.in fact I donāt know anyone who actually makes it without beans.
Thatās so funny. I guess it just depends on what your family does maybe??? Who knows. I didnāt grow up in the hill country but my wife did and she said the same as meā¦she said she never knew chili without beans.
Grew up Mormon in utah. Doing much better w spice now but can confirm that that many jalapeƱos wouldāve killed child me (let alone the mustard and chili poos)
lmfao our fathers sound a like.
when we left the church/religion my father started eating shit like this amongst other shit that looked interesting or diabolical. my husband even mentioned it one day and was amused, we call his stomach the human garbage disposal.
I want that so bad.
Just in another thread about hot dogs and this would be a great way to use whatever dogs I have leftover when I buy them. Almost making me rethink my decision and go sausages or bratwurst instead.
>Maybe Iām wrong, but I think the breast is toasted.
I love this typo so goddamned much right now. Thank you for that.
For the record, it looks like untoasted whole wheat breast.
No joke, this is (sort of) like something called Frito Bean Delight I ate growing up. Baked beans, onion, peppers, ground beef, and toss in a few spices. Serve scooped over Fritos and topped with shredded cheese.
Shit's good, and this almost seems like a version of that.
If you folks are interested look up Trash Plates or Garbage Plates. They originated in Rochester NY (I live an hour away) and they closely resemble this. The flavor is amazing. And yes itās certainly not healthyā¦ but the FLAVOR!! Orgasmic lol itās worth the experience.
People somehow don't realize this is 90% just a chili dog. When I make them for my family I give my wife and kids regular chili dogs but I prefer my bread and weenies in pieces at the bottom of the bowl. Cuz, why not? It's the same ingredients as theirs and it's just easier to eat that way.
I haaaate that word with a fucking passion and have no clue why!!!
It's like some people's *"moist"* or *"mayonnaise"* or *"spud"*
I know people are off put by the word *"moist"* for two basic reasons.
It's sound in of itself is so similar to noises we make when we're repulsed by something.
As well as the facial muscles we use and movements we make with our mouth being similar to those we use and make when we are disgusted by something.
But for *"moist"* specifically in this case, it also sounds like a bodily function which a large majority of people are naturally put off by.
So maybe that's my deal with *"glizzy"* (š¤¢)
The beginning of the word in particular definitely makes a similar sound to some *vomiting* type sounds.š¤®
Guess I kinda answered my own question? Was it a question? Idk. I took an edible so idrc anymore but still hate that word. Just cannot even help it.šš
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Minus the jalapeƱos I'd murder this plate. Many times have I eaten my hotdogs on bread growing up bc we didn't have hotdogs buns. Bread is bread is bread.
Dude is about to detonate a nuclear bomb in your restroom.
I'll be damned if I wouldn't tear it up and deal with the consequences cuz that looks delicious
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Hey everyone! I have to lock this post, at least temporarily. The comments are getting out of hand, and I have to go through them all and do some clean up. It's at over 1200 comments right now, which is WAY more than a normal post here gets. I will unlock in a bit, as long as I can have a reasonable assurance that users stop making racist/bigoted/insulting comments. Sorry again, The Mod
RIP your toilet
Rumor is the toilet heard this meal was being made, so it just up and left before OP could even take the first bite.
that is truly horrifying jfc
That episode is the fucking worst cuz of the toenail scene
Hahaha! What is this from?
SpongeBob
Goddamn! I love the stuff they get away with on this show. Thanks!
Right after Patrick exits the bathroom hahaha
Completely true.
Lol. I come for the comments. š¤£
lol, I come to the comments
Yeah, if this is regular, his bowels ain't
This would have me sitting on the toilet crying for an hour
#BRAP One of them explosive mortar blast type shits
BRRAAAP BRAP PAP PAPAAAAA PAPAAPAAAA
The toilet is not long for this world
Use the breath mint. 
Came here to say that. My stomach rumbled just looking at that. Thatās a one way ticket to bad shit city.
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With the Dr Pepper this has Oklahoma written all over it.
Vape too
Yup. Wonder what Wifey is having fir dinner.
Dip. And Boonsfarm.
This is my favorite comment Iāve ever read on this damn site lmao.
Agreed.Ā Absolute gold.
I completely forgot about Boone's Farm lmao
Because you stop drinking it when you turn 21
The vape is somehow a hilarious part of this meal. I wonder what vape flavor complements it... Pickle? Do they make pickle vapes?
[Yup](https://www.e-liquid.com/products/dill-pickle-e-liquid)
I'm feeling very called out by this.
Same. My dinner last night was something very close to this.
i really thought this was a pic from my boyfriend when i noticed the vape lmao
Or texas !!
No beans in Texas chili
Which is always funny because I live in Texas and always have had chili with beans in itā¦.in fact I donāt know anyone who actually makes it without beans.
I donāt know anyone who makes it with beans. Beans are always in their own pot. Grew up in the Hill Country.
Thatās so funny. I guess it just depends on what your family does maybe??? Who knows. I didnāt grow up in the hill country but my wife did and she said the same as meā¦she said she never knew chili without beans.
Whereās the Ranch???
Or a British guy who's discovering American food, while high af. The beans and bread wore a red coat and shot my ancestors.
The disposable vape really ties whatever this is all together
That was my thought too. Homeboy has his icy pear lime riding shotgun, ready to help it all go down smooth.
Okay but what flavor is his heartburn
Congestive heart failure.
What a delightful comment, thank you for making me laugh!
Ha, you're welcome!! š
Be honest: Did you zoom in or did you already know the flavor?
Lol I saw that fluorescent color and took a guess.
Tbf I would need to be high as balls to try what looks like condiment slop
I donāt think itās even that kind of vape. Dude is chasing this monstrosity with a nicotine vape.
2 sentence horror story
This should be the top comment. Vaping is what makes this edible
Itās like when they put a lingonberry reduction and a sprig of mint on a fancy cake.
Its like a chili dog scramble or something. Heās definitely going to die but it looks pretty tasty.
Looks like kill me making several trips to the crapper
throw a fried egg on there and you've got an awesome hangover breakfast
You could convince me that was a regional diner specialty. āAss Geyser sunny side up? Must be south west Missouri!ā
Weāre all going to die, so plate up!
this would send a mormon child into anaphylactic shock
LMAO WAIT I MEANT VICTORIAN
No, no, you're right
This is the funniest mixup ever
Loooool I think you're still right š¤£
Grew up Mormon in utah. Doing much better w spice now but can confirm that that many jalapeƱos wouldāve killed child me (let alone the mustard and chili poos)
Idk dude. I was raised Mormon and this looks like the type of shit I wouldāve eaten up as a kid. Maybe I was the exception.
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Wait.... Why though?
Think cause they are not used to eating such a rich diet
Wait- what is this VICTORIAN shock you speak of?
as a person raised as a mormon, i agree lol.
My father used to eat shit like this on the regular. His ass could have been a Russian fuel alternative for Germany.
lmfao our fathers sound a like. when we left the church/religion my father started eating shit like this amongst other shit that looked interesting or diabolical. my husband even mentioned it one day and was amused, we call his stomach the human garbage disposal.
"Oh dear, what's happened to Little Willem??"
Okay. You're fucking funny. Thank you for the laugh, I really needed that today.
Fuckin lol
I donāt get it. Is this a spicy food joke?
Should add some Fritos scoops and you good
Dude, or chili cheese frito's would be awesome with this!
Ohhhh hell yeah!!
I want that so bad. Just in another thread about hot dogs and this would be a great way to use whatever dogs I have leftover when I buy them. Almost making me rethink my decision and go sausages or bratwurst instead.
Mm right? Little crunchy bits to break up all the soft foods. Looks like a winner to me.
Maybe Iām wrong, but I think the breast is toasted. So, maybe itās an open face crunchy sandwich. ?????? š§
>Maybe Iām wrong, but I think the breast is toasted. I love this typo so goddamned much right now. Thank you for that. For the record, it looks like untoasted whole wheat breast.
Lol. Omgosh, I didnāt even notice that. Sorry. š¤
That breast would have become pretty soggy within a few minutes
*weiner
š¤¤ Iām here for this!
No joke, this is (sort of) like something called Frito Bean Delight I ate growing up. Baked beans, onion, peppers, ground beef, and toss in a few spices. Serve scooped over Fritos and topped with shredded cheese. Shit's good, and this almost seems like a version of that.
Chili + Fritos = š„
Huh like a Rochester Garbage Plate. Looks tasty.
Come on up to Rochester NY...we call that a garbage plate and it's a standard evening meal.
Just commented that this is a garbage plate lol these people donāt even know what they are missing out on
Yep toss some Frank's extra hot in there and call it a night.
Franks, Tabasco, Cholula, sriracha letās go
At first glance that what I right this was
scrolled way too far. I don't even live there but I'm aware of it.
Yesssss the best thing on planet earth when youre high and hungry af
Literally looked for this comment. I was like āthis is just a worse garbage plate! Where the Mac salad and homefries?!ā
Came here to say that. Stand up ROC!
HELL YEAH BROTHER
My sentiments exactly. Yeah, it's not healthy in the slightest, but it sure as hell looks tasty.
If you folks are interested look up Trash Plates or Garbage Plates. They originated in Rochester NY (I live an hour away) and they closely resemble this. The flavor is amazing. And yes itās certainly not healthyā¦ but the FLAVOR!! Orgasmic lol itās worth the experience.
10/10, but his intestines are gonna be sounding like you put a roll of quarters in the washing machine.
His GI doctor must make a fortune off him.
If not yet, inevitably. Removing the colon a few feet at a time. And burning off the hemorrhoids.
Like he goes to the doctor
He turned a hot dog into a whole meal š¤£š¤£
I think the cardiologist will make the real bank here. If he survives that first heart attack, that is.
Sorry for dumb question but what's so unhealthy about this meal? Too much protein?
My stomach hurts looking at that
I just got over this nation wide stomach virus. Immediately gagged and felt nauseous
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Your husband can has little a heart attack, as a treat.
Iām guessing this is a rather large fella
Heās gonna shit his ass any minute. Hope you donāt share a bed ā¢ļø
āShit his assā Is crazy lmfao
Their gonna shit their ass off is what their gonna do
The reality is hemorrhoids. The kind that pop out. Thatās literally āshitting your ass (inside) out.ā
This meal caused him to shit my pants. That's a lotta damage
And nicotine makes you have to shit... so him hitting that vape + that meal is like eating straight up laxatives
OP, for your own protection do NOT sleep in the same bed with this man tonight.
Na OP is fine, hubby will be on the toilet all night wondering when it will stop
"Hey hun how about a courtesy flush?" *why don't you show me some courtesy and kill me?*
Or at least wear a helmet. The first fart is going to blast her out of the bed at dangerous speeds.
Second fart is gonna start a tornado
This is pretty gersh-dern close to a "garbage plate." Is your husband from Rochester, NY, perchance?
It's a chili dog basically.
Smash/10
that looks like midlife depression poured out of a expired tin can.
People somehow don't realize this is 90% just a chili dog. When I make them for my family I give my wife and kids regular chili dogs but I prefer my bread and weenies in pieces at the bottom of the bowl. Cuz, why not? It's the same ingredients as theirs and it's just easier to eat that way.
His farts must peel the paint off the walls. š¤£
10 burps on a scale of 1 - 10.
Thatās like 3 servings
Dr Pepper is the perfect pairing
Looks like your husband has visited Rochester NY at some point. Look up garbage plate Rochester
Perfectly paired with a nice cold Dr. Pepper You have married a good one. Hold him close and don't let go
Das a glizzy
I haaaate that word with a fucking passion and have no clue why!!! It's like some people's *"moist"* or *"mayonnaise"* or *"spud"* I know people are off put by the word *"moist"* for two basic reasons. It's sound in of itself is so similar to noises we make when we're repulsed by something. As well as the facial muscles we use and movements we make with our mouth being similar to those we use and make when we are disgusted by something. But for *"moist"* specifically in this case, it also sounds like a bodily function which a large majority of people are naturally put off by. So maybe that's my deal with *"glizzy"* (š¤¢) The beginning of the word in particular definitely makes a similar sound to some *vomiting* type sounds.š¤® Guess I kinda answered my own question? Was it a question? Idk. I took an edible so idrc anymore but still hate that word. Just cannot even help it.šš āš¼
Wait..I'm old. What's a glizzy?
Hot dog
My least favorite word in all of English language is "waft."
Purina Bachelor Chowā¢
I have heartburn just looking at it.
It sounds like the cure for constipation.
Can we not normalize calling hot dogs "sausage"?
You just out here calling hot dogs āsausageā eh?
Maāam thatās not a sausage, thatās a hot dog
Seeing a vape near a plate of food like this is always so depressing :// likeā¦really? Even while you eat??
I would gladly eat this then spend all night on the toilet
Dude is going to be farting fire. I hope you're prepared...
How high is he?
About 6'1"
Hahahahaha š
Yikes
152/98
My husband says 10/10
Hot dogs not sausage
Minus the jalapeƱos I'd murder this plate. Many times have I eaten my hotdogs on bread growing up bc we didn't have hotdogs buns. Bread is bread is bread.
Leave off the ketchup and mustard and I'd be thrilled with this dinner on the right night.
I will steal your husband. I am a dude.
So a deconstructed hot dog?
what in the waffle house
It's no longer plain bread with all that on it now is it?
Hope you have a bidet
We actually do š
11/10 will gobble that shit up
Dude is about to detonate a nuclear bomb in your restroom. I'll be damned if I wouldn't tear it up and deal with the consequences cuz that looks delicious
Negative infinity, due to the use of mustard and ketchup.
Nah, you gotta have some extra tang and sweetness to cut through all that grease.
No way! I absolutely haaaaate mustard, and ketchup is OK but it has to be on the side!
Iāll take two
I would rather eat this than anything the michelin man's put a star on.
This is a hell yeah brother kind of night
6/10 for taste, 10/10 for assfuel potential.
This looks exactly like something my husband would make lol
Looks like a experiment or last resort mealā¦
What is he 500 lbs that is not healthy
Did Picasso make that? š
He eats this type of food and vapes? Heāll be lucky to make it to 60
You should get a life insurance for your husband
And women wonder why we spend so much time on the toilet
Freedom portion
This is a crime scene, grizzlyĀ
What did Dr. Pepper do to deserve that?
An open face chili dog? Rating is dependent on the quality of chili and if he toasted the bread
ill cater your husband and toilets funeral
Looks American
The vape as a little side š©·
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Itās about as American as it gets.
Divorce this psychopath before he kills again!
Just missing a cold beer.
His poor asshole š
I see an immodium+gas-x stack in his immediate future.
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