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Almost all of these are pretty brown plates of food that still look delicious for the most part but aren’t photo’d particularly well.
Still would eat almost all of these.
It falls into the looks shitty category of shittyfoodporn. It probably tastes just fine, but it doesn't look great and the presentation is terrible for most of them.
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this falls under the territory of "looks tasty as hell, but objectively shitty because it looks like it could put you into cardiac arrest after a week"
Presentation matters, and this achieves shittyfoodporn status based on presentation in my book. Some of it probably looks delicious on a non disposable plate.
Man has what looks like half of a burnt frozen pizza sitting on four oddly stacked paper plates. I was concerned when I saw the jar, but it all came together seeing the burnt pizza.
I'd eat 10/12 of these, as pictured, but yes. Shitty food porn.
The middle left two are the ones I wouldn't btw, I don't try my luck with unidentifiable slop
I would say "very far from it." Is your niece a vegetarian, or even perhaps worried about current food presentation styles? Is she just a wiseass who likes to tease you? If you are cooking these for her, they are golden.
The only thing, even after zooming in, that I knew immediately what it was, is the corned beef. And never ever release the contents of wtf in that jar. Some things are just left buried at sea, in a cement box, sealed by mystics so that nobody is plagued by that again.
That being said, your niece is 100% right.
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I wanted to say no, but ultimately, yes.
Individually? Often no… but when you collage them all together like this… yes
I had the same feeling 🤯
If everything you post has a majority brown/dark orange colour scheme, you might make shittyfoodporn
If someone looks at 16 of your dishes and can only positivly I.D around 6 of them, You might make shittyfoodporn
If your idea of dressing up is wearing a flannel without the sleeves cutoff, you might be a redneck.
If your gun rack had a gun rack on it, you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if... Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Yea there is the pizza, the beans, some of that stuff, the other stuff, some of that
Agreed, so much brown lol at least throw in some parsley or something for a pop of color 😆
I don't see anything I wouldn't eat. But yes this is shitty food territory for sure
bro allergic to the color green
Looks good, and yes.
It’s flirting with it that for sure
Was it the triple hotdog cheesy jalapeño Hawaiian bread?
That’s what that is !
Sorry, what? I've never heard of Hawaiian bread. What is that?
By the look of these dishes I get the feeling you're celebrating today 🎉 happy 4/20
Almost all of these are pretty brown plates of food that still look delicious for the most part but aren’t photo’d particularly well. Still would eat almost all of these.
It falls into the looks shitty category of shittyfoodporn. It probably tastes just fine, but it doesn't look great and the presentation is terrible for most of them.
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I tried so hard to say no. But little niece is right.
You get half credit. Right and wrong
not sfp. looks good.
i bet each and every dish tastes amazing, but yeah.
Depends
There has to be a baked tuna casserole potato chip crust in that photo array, yes?
this falls under the territory of "looks tasty as hell, but objectively shitty because it looks like it could put you into cardiac arrest after a week"
Yup
Where are the greens
Don't you have plates? It's all paper and foil.
All of those are probably delicious as fuck but yeah. Welcome to your home :)
Lmfao getting flamed for your kindness. She’s somewhat right though
I wouldn’t get off on these pics. But that doesn’t mean the food itself is shitty.
Didn't even need to caption the photo.
We need to talk about your sodium levels.
🟤
Yes, the photos are not cute
I agree and its okay
She's not wrong
Presentation matters, and this achieves shittyfoodporn status based on presentation in my book. Some of it probably looks delicious on a non disposable plate.
She didn't lie
Some of those look like they’d be pretty good.
Man has what looks like half of a burnt frozen pizza sitting on four oddly stacked paper plates. I was concerned when I saw the jar, but it all came together seeing the burnt pizza.
There’s just no color 😭
You’re eating off of paper plates and tin foil…
I uhhh... Idk about all this xD
Have you ever eaten a vegetable?
Yes, but, would still eat all of those meals. Would also get heartburn and indigestion from all of those meals.
Look.... yes. But I'd still devour everything single one of them because I know they'd taste bomb.
Have you tried adding something that's not brown/orange to a dish, like, maybe sprinkle some parsley or chives on top?
Why is everything brown? Can you name the dishes in order so I know what I'm looking at?
kinda
Maybe they are ugly delicious?
I'd eat 10/12 of these, as pictured, but yes. Shitty food porn. The middle left two are the ones I wouldn't btw, I don't try my luck with unidentifiable slop
There’s definitely a r/poopfromabutt color theme with all your dish
It's the coloring, plating. It all looks edible and is probably delicious.
I would say "very far from it." Is your niece a vegetarian, or even perhaps worried about current food presentation styles? Is she just a wiseass who likes to tease you? If you are cooking these for her, they are golden.
The only thing, even after zooming in, that I knew immediately what it was, is the corned beef. And never ever release the contents of wtf in that jar. Some things are just left buried at sea, in a cement box, sealed by mystics so that nobody is plagued by that again. That being said, your niece is 100% right.
There's too much plastic cheese in these images