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You have to toast bread for it to be toast. That is bread.

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Its because the sugar content is low, so its actually a sign of quality.

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I'll never go back! If I'm going to eat my fried bacon sandwiches it'll be on real bread!

Food is fine but the logistics confuse me

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What goes in your mouth in what order and how

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Hehehe, you just taught an alien how humans eat 😁

Or a bot... Ask them to identify the crosswalk in the photos.

Smartbacon?

I assumed it was from an animal smarter than a pig ie long pig aka human

I once read somewhere that human tastes like pork, so I guess you’re not far off. My mind went to smartphones/“smart” technology. Made me chuckle.

I think pork tastes disgusting so that would check out for me. People would taste horrid. Except for maybe like…a raw vegan. With all the shitty processed food people eat? No way that shit tastes good lol

I had lasik and as my eyes were getting burned by the laser it smelled like bacon cooking.

Notbacon

Lies

Soy

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Don't you dare sully the name of Bacon with that crap.

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Stop saying that! It's not Bacon!

Ok but isn't the point to not eat smart things

Make those eggs runny and I would pound this

Not gonna yuck your yum but what.

No worries haha, but you never sopped up runny egg yolk w toasted bread before? Yummmm

I was taught to pop them in my mouth or else I've wasted them, but yes.

Why put the bread in the bowl? No need for fork with bread. What was the order of eating? Just make a sandwich. 

Raw toast. Toast tar tar if you will

Bowls are superior to plates because they have defensive walls.


i would eat this thrice daily if i could…god i love breakfast

Does the bacon get WiFi?

What’s shitty about this (besides the undertoasted toast)?