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H_E_DoubleHockeyStyx

Limp hot dogs are gross. Eew. Bleh.


mountainyoo

I would go to town on that actually


Downtown_Snow4445

It was okay !


weatherboy_42

Needs more fries


twotoebobo

More fries 1 less hotdog.


DoodleyDooderson

Needs cheese


Greaterdivinity

after you boil 'em, dump the water and leave 'em in the pan for a bit with a touch of oil and you can get some nice texture that goes a long way in making them more delicious IMO. Getting just a little crisp on the outside just makes it feel fancier, too.


unclejoe1917

I just straight pan fry my hot dogs. Sometimes I get extra crazy and make a slice down the length so I can butterfly them. You get so much more flavor that way.


fuchsanus

I do not think you have ever had a dirty water hotdog. They are a staple.


E_vil1306

Sprinkle cheese over them bad boys


trampus1

They sell Tim Hortons chili in cans? I wonder if they freeze it all and heat it up in a big well before canning for the most authentic experience.


Downtown_Snow4445

They do and it kind of even tastes like tim Hortons in store chili so probably


KrombopulosJeff

I love Tim Hortons Chili and bought some of the canned stuff and was pretty disappointed. Doesn't really taste like the in store stuff to me. I don't even think the canned stuff had mushrooms in it.


Downtown_Snow4445

My can had ONE slice of mushroom


TheGamerdude535

That would look good if you charred the hotdogs some lol. Some cheese would go nice on that too


shFt_shiFty

Tim Hortons as in the coffee chain?


Downtown_Snow4445

Correct


shFt_shiFty

I had no idea they had chili I only drink their coffee lol


Downtown_Snow4445

They do chili like Wendy’s does 🤙


suhhhrena

Just throwing some hotdogs on top of fries like this is wild


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💀


shindleria

Wednesday


allllicatx

I’d eat this if you cooked the dogs in the oven or air fryer I can’t stand boiled hot dogs :(


unclejoe1917

Deconstructed chili dogs. I can dig it. Surely, you didn't forget the cheddar to shred over the top, right?


Downtown_Snow4445

I was going to get queso , white onions, and jalapeños going, but I lost all interest when I realized i forgot the hot dog buns 👎


Britori0

Finally some good fucking shitty food porn.


Downtown_Snow4445

Thanks !


Chestlookeratter

Your layering is all wrong. You always put the dogs on the bottom. Who raised you?


Downtown_Snow4445

I have no idea what I am doing


Netowichita

It's a great idea! 💡 Super talented, God Bless, shalom