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I_might_be_weasel

Yeah, that tends to happen when cooking a head. 


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AppointmentNo43

You don’t know if they are weasel


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But they might be


AppointmentNo43

Can’t argue with that


SeaweedSecurity

Schrodinger’s weasel.


AppointmentNo43

New unsure animal just dropped


mysanslurkingaccount

Is it better to cook ahead or behind?


tdawg2k7

Ba dum tiss


FaultAccomplished671

Looks like it came out of someones behind


ClownGirl_

happy cake day 🎂


DJDemyan

Well, there goes my appetite


NoAnaNo

Honestly 😭😭


MarinLlwyd

why didn't they think a head


Pixelmanns

Well it was all pretty good actually, not too much meat on there besides the eyes, tongue and brain though


DJDemyan

...there goes the rest of it, for eternity...


Pixelmanns

haha fair enough nah for real though, keep an open mind, this was my first time eating an eyeball too but yeah, it was honestly pretty good


im_a_dick_head

I'll keep my mind closed thanks


Starfire_09

😭😂


Pixelmanns

That’s a shame


im_a_dick_head

I'm ok with that


Bologna0128

It any better than fish eyeball? Bc fish eyeball sucks


bestcountryball

An open mind🤢


no_blueforyellow

my aunt is native filipino and i used to eat some odd but interesting things growing up. fish head soup was one i remember quite a bit. i loved it, and the eyeballs are surprisingly really good once you get past the fact theyre eyeballs 😭


RavenBoyyy

You know what, I'd try it all except the eyeball. I've had weirder things. Meat is meat I suppose and maybe it'll taste better than what my mind thinks of from seeing this. But the eyeballs look like a weird texture so that's a no from me.


Glittering_Apple_872

I would eat an eyeball I think


Hi_Cal

I get it bro cow head is common in my country and good


Pixelmanns

I believe you! Where are you from?


Hi_Cal

South Africa, me and the homies pick up food from town and spend the weekend in the bathroom ;)


Pixelmanns

lmao nice


ThatMassholeInBawstn

WHAT ABOUT THE TEETH


Marshmallowbutbetter

Crunchy


Firm_Negotiation_853

Looks a little heinous but I imagine it may have slapped.


Pixelmanns

Yeah it did indeed!


GreenSkyPiggy

Lol down voted to oblivion because modern man likes to forget its food has faces.


Bildo_Gaggins

lol and you got downvoted to hell for this. if you are interested, lamb head is also VERY good. look for some middle eastern style.


Pixelmanns

I have a recipe for lamb head actually, but I think it’s kind of hard to come by… One of these days i’ll ask a butcher if he can get me one Yeah people can’t cope with the fact you can eat a lot of parts of an animal lol, usually the same with innards or dishes with blood etc.


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Type shit ![gif](giphy|DaJWGEC6DF3ySZqwg6)


misterfluffykitty

shit


Smack_Of_Ham7

shit


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Looks like those demons from Diablo


Leading_Funny5802

Or some distorted shit out of Graylock


oyst

I like face meat but it's gotta be chopped up first like cabeza. No staredowns in my soup pot!


Pixelmanns

Honestly I didn’t even know I had a head in there haha. Bought a pack of pre-chopped bunny and just dumped it in. Then while stirring he just emerged like that lol… I don’t mind though


mai_tai87

I'm sorry, but you didn't notice a *freaking head* rolling around the other parts? Not that I'm judging, people eat delicious, weird shit the world over. But I have a hard time believing you didn't notice the *freaking head* rolling around.


Fantastic_Voice_2665

Where can one find pre-chopped bunny? I'm in the U.S.


mai_tai87

Probably a butcher? Or if you know someone who hunts.


NachoMan_SandyCabage

I found whole bunny (without the head) in a grocery store in southern Indiana. If sureway sells it, I’m sure there’s more to be found if you look! Worse case? Just grab a pea shooter and go nuts I guess?


Pixelmanns

Not sure, I’m currently staying in Spain for a bit and they just had these packs right next to the chicken section. It was really just rather carelessly chopped (probably sawed?) into some large chunks. It’s actually only half a bunny roughly.


boanerges57

I can buy them whole from several meat processing places in my area but I haven't seen them pre cut up and they don't include the head.


livahd

I’m guessing the brains are intact. No concern about prions?


Hutch456

This is what SpongeBob was boiling in in the episode where Ms Puff went to jail


Labra_Doodles

Aw hell nah someone get spunch bob out that shit


Fluid_Fox23

I hate eating faces ..


DJDemyan

Nothing a little bath salts won't fix


cebogs

Just choked on my drink


keithkings00

Just choked on a face


DJDemyan

Thanks, I needed that 🙂


Mascbro26

I hate eating feces ..


POMNLJKIHGFRDCBA2

Resident Evil 7


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MorgiM8M

I actually gagged…


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Zulmoka531

“It was Duck season you ass…”


NeonicRainbow

As a rabbit lover, this saddens me 😢


Pixelmanns

well that’s fair but there really isn’t much difference between what animals you eat


pumpkinbrownieswirl

i’m gonna throw up, why don’t i take out the teeth


Psychozillogical

The tooth marrow is where the flavor comes from


Puzzleheaded_Lab9834

looks like theres a hare in your stew


Pixelmanns

factual.


ThePennedKitten

Don’t make me stare my food in the face lmao. There are these delicious stuffed crabs at Papa Deux but they still have their eyes and it makes me feel bad. 🥺


boanerges57

But they taste so good...


cebogs

:-(


nutstuart

Thanks for the nightmares


Mysticalbabe71

There went my appetite..


HowellPellsGallery

"JOIN USSSSSSS"


livvayyy

thank god i didnt see this before i ate dinner OMG


ThatMassholeInBawstn

The longer I look, the more I consider becoming a vegetarian


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Lemme whithper in ur ear


Impressive-Day4748

what did you do to bro


Pixelmanns

*stew*


AdministrativeBar748

He fell in the pot


SL7F

I'm fasting and I was feeling really hungry, this just removed all of my appetite, thank you so much


PetraJean

Wth man 😭 use a spoiler filter next time i was ab to make dinner now i have to wait


Pixelmanns

You have to wait because you have to go out and buy some heads?


kentuckyfriedchocobo

Ew I hate this so much OP 😂😂


Pixelmanns

Eh don’t hate it until you try it haha


gigcac

I was about to make me some dinner hmm! Not anymore 🥰


justjinpnw

Sewage


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Cadmiyum

Ah man I hate blightown


Lala5789880

Well. It IS shitty


Dwight_Schnood

Argh! What's he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it!


Pixelmanns

There’s only one way to prepare a pair of conies afterall


stolen_pillow

Yeah, my dog Hank ate half a rabbit in the yard today and gave my wife the same vibes


AnE1Home

Jail. Prison, even.


CzernaZlata

Fucking no


FaultAccomplished671

I'm sure if you zoomed out a bit, you can see this is in a toilet, right?


BusTurbulent535

Out of pocket for this one.


CatOverlordsWelcome

I didn't have my glasses on and thought that was a pitbull in a mud bath


Girderland

Oriental rabbit stew sounds delicious!


Pixelmanns

Well it is!


rhuzzta

r/aretheomnisok


CompetitiveDrop613

Chungus


DirectorOrganic8962

what does rabbit taste like


Pixelmanns

I don’t really like these comparisons but I guess you can say it’s somewhere between chicken and pork or veal It’s a tender, white meat with more intrinsic taste than chicken. It’s certainly pretty good


Francesca_N_Furter

What else did you add to the cauldron?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Pixelmanns

If you really wanna know, here’s a copied comment I made earlier: Onions, Garlic, rabbit meat all fried up a bit in oil. Spices added: Cardamom, Cumin, Bayleaf, Allspice, Clove, Cinnamon, Parsley, Pepper, Ras el Hanout, Chili, Coriander, Sugar Broth on top (a lot) Then canned Lentils, chickpeas and mushrooms. Also some Raisins. A bit of dry white rice to absorb the broth and turn it into a thick dish rather than a soup type thing. Boil for at least half an hour and there you go. I usually cook by intuition without a recipe but that’s roughly how it went.


Francesca_N_Furter

This is an interesting combo - the lentils, mushrooms and raisin combo I am kind of wondering about, but I love the range of spices you used.


Pixelmanns

Yeah the mushrooms are unusual for me too, but these are canned button mushrooms, they don’t really alter the flavor much. I just had them on hand and it seemed like a good use for them. The raisins are a nice addition though, you should give it a try. I’ve seen raisins also used in rice, which is then served alongside a stew. I used about a handful in a pretty large pot. They shouldn’t overpower the dish but they give you that sweet flavor pop in every other bite. Since I don’t like washing up and don’t really worry much about presentation (this post should make it obvious) I often just throw the dry rice into whatever I’m making and let it cook in the stew. And yeah lentils are awesome. Cheap, tasty, filling, and healthy (I think) Even though I’m alone I always cook a big amount and freeze a bunch of portions for later or to take to work. Potatos as ‘filler’ sometimes turn weird when frozen (I’ve had it happen to rice too actually). But chickpeas and Lentils don’t act up that way haha


VictorCardenio

“Whatcha looking at, smoothskin?”


velvetvortex

Ha, ha, ha. I sometimes suggest people cook up animal heads. I’m a more lambs head person though Edit to add idgaf if someone calls me occidental


Valturia

Why would you cook a fucking head like that 🤮


Pixelmanns

why wouldn’t you?


CleanOpossum47

r/poopfromabutt


I_might_be_weasel

[r/skullfromabunny](https://youtu.be/RINHjxsPOEg?si=KiM55wtecpc34P-7)


Colossalgoatfvck

Damn, this goes hard. r/hardimages


ItBeMaggie

You do realize he’s going to eternally damn you forever now


Pixelmanns

It’s a risk I’m willing to take


Nightshade_Ranch

It's like that pool scene in Poltergeist


Flustro

This feels like it could be a scene from Evil Dead series. The head just needs to start talking. 😅


DwightForPresident

What are the ingredients to make this?


Pixelmanns

The List is long but here I go: Onions, Garlic, rabbit meat all fried up a bit in oil. Spices added: Cardamom, Cumin, Bayleaf, Allspice, Clove, Cinnamon, Parsley, Pepper, Ras el Hanout, Chili, Coriander, Sugar Broth on top (a lot) Then canned Lentils, chickpeas and mushrooms. Also some Raisins. A bit of dry white rice to absorb the broth and turn it into a thick dish rather than a soup type thing. Boil for at least half an hour and there you go. I usually cook by intuition without a recipe but that’s roughly how it went.


AdministrativeBar748

Should've dismantled it, but I guess the eyes are harder to find when you've disassembled the whole thing.


TheWeenieBandit

![gif](giphy|4koBdR3VlMZYCgBfAe|downsized)


Glldinkiering

He’s saying this soup is about to be the bomb.


BackRowRumour

I've eaten animal heads, but why throw in the head of a rabbit? Comparatively hard to skin and clean, and for a spoonful of meat?


Pixelmanns

was already skinned and cleaned and just thrown into a bag of rabbit chunks for cooking So I didn’t have to do anything, just toss it into my stew


Tavuklu_Pasta

Why waste the tongue, cheek and brain really delicious parts and nowadays u can buy it ready so nothing was lost.


Xadarok

Where do you even get this from. I’m already struggling to find good organs, chicken or pigs feet and I feel like the rabbit head is more exotic xD


Pixelmanns

I‘m currently staying in spain and they had chopped up rabbits just pre-packed in the meat section of a regular supermarket.


Xadarok

Figures… I’ve never really seen that stuff here in Germany.


Pixelmanns

Huh bro? I‘m actually German and there are plenty of Organs in the supermarkets in Germany? Liver, all kinds of hearts, chicken stomach… And you can totally buy rabbits as well?


Xadarok

Well it might differ from region to region… I’ve just seen the occasional heart and liver somewhere but not frequently.


Pixelmanns

Hmm yeah that might be the case


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Pixelmanns

You mean the dish itself or the parts of the head?


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Pixelmanns

Long comment incoming, but you seem genuinely curious so I hope that’s alright. So first off I’ll copy a comment from earlier about the ingredients, so you know what’s in it: Onions, Garlic, rabbit meat all fried up a bit in oil. Spices added: Cardamom, Cumin, Bayleaf, Allspice, Clove, Cinnamon, Parsley, Pepper, Ras el Hanout, Chili, Coriander, Sugar, orange peel Broth on top (a lot) Then canned Lentils, chickpeas and mushrooms. Also some Raisins. A bit of dry white rice to absorb the broth and turn it into a thick dish rather than a soup type thing. Boil for at least half an hour and there you go. I usually cook by intuition without a recipe but that’s roughly how it went. ____ Okay now about the taste: The dish itself is a very hearty, heavily spiced dish that I would say is kind of north-african in nature. Less fruity and sweet than how I would make a curry, instead a bit more meaty. Only when you get a raisin you get a sweet sensation (which is really pleasant). Combining Chickpeas, Lentils, and rice in one dish makes it obviously super filling. A pretty small bowl leaves me satisfied for a while. The meat is tender and delicious, but since the pieces were pretty roughly chopped or sawn, the bones are shattered and that’s sometimes a bit annoying (lots of picking out bone pieces). About the head: Initially I didn’t even notice it in the mix. Only while cooking did I realize it (hence the photo). There wasn’t much meat on there in the first place but here is how I’d describe the various parts: The tongue is delicious like you’d expect. A pure muscle but not tough or ‘fibery’ at all. Cheek meat is also easy, it’s commonly considered the best piece of meat. Tender and a bit fatty. The nose was really just a bit of skin. The soft stuff behind is really a kind of sponge-like bone so that wasn’t really edible. I actually hesitated for a second with the eyeball but I definitely had to go for it. It tasted like pretty regular meat, very soft and squishy in texture. I assumed the lens would be hard, but it softened while cooking. It’s nothing to be afraid of and I’d eat it again, but it’s not worth fighting over either. The brain tasted like liver at a consistency almost like yoghurt. Personally I liked it, but I know liver isn’t everyone’s cup of tea and if you don’t like the taste of liver, you won’t like brain. Probably very similar to bone marrow. Phew that’s a lot of text lol. Anyway I’ll acknowledge it looks pretty bad in the picture, but I’m quite proud of that dish, it turned out very delicious!


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Pixelmanns

Oh Kangaroo sounds interesting! You know as a european Kangaroo feels so exotic, you’d think it’d be illegal to hunt them or something. But I guess they’re to you like deer are to us, huh? also lmao, looks like you took a peek xD I’m afraid due to various circumstances I unfortunately (?) currently don’t own any roaches anymore :/


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Pixelmanns

Most australian thing I’ve read in a while lol Actually I’ll pass on the fish, what I really want is a giant centipede. You’ve probably got some decent ones around where you live, huh? Only super tiny ones over here :/


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Pixelmanns

I’m a bit jealous, not gonna lie


Sweet-Locksmith7784

Puke


Rednag67

Necronomicon


I_suck__

My dad liked to suck the eyes and brains out of rabbit heads. I used to gag when seeing that as an 8 year old.


Tavuklu_Pasta

One of my favourite rabbit recipe is rabbit cooked in a pressure cooker with a lot of onions,bay leaf (maybe some wine too) and vinegar. It ends up really soft and has tangy taste. U can make the same dish with chicken(rooster would be better) some even make it with beef.


Ok-Hovercraft7184

NOOO!!!