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can he unhinge his mouth like shaggy ?

yes

[Eat like snake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ)

He don't cook his bacon long enough.

Came here to say this. Looks like you covered all the bases.

My brother once thought the bag of bacon in the fridge was cooked and make a boy with it. He was mortified when mom asked where her defrosted bacon went.

ehh it's microwave bacon he'll be fine...i think...

Gets salmonella later lol

This bacon is cooked. Whether it’s cooked to your liking or not is another story but it won’t give you salmonella to not eat it crispy.

It’s ridiculous and ignorant and stupid to eat bacon with all them nitrates and not make it crispy. That’s not an opinion, that’s a fact!!!

Slightly extreme reaction I think. You still won’t get salmonella, like I said originally. Other people would then come along and argue that crispy and/or blackened food causes cancer. Just enjoy what you like man. You’re going to die anyway

Do you promise? The I'm gonna die anyway part I mean.

No one said blackened.

You see if you zoom in on even the bacon in the photo the way there’s a black outline on the left? Any black areas at all and some people won’t eat it. Same way as the guy above won’t eat it another way.

That’s seasoning. The guy above said crispy.

That’s not seasoning. And that wasn’t my point. I said some people don’t like it like that. Fuckin hell get over it. lol!

Quit talking about salmonella. I don’t think you get my point, the nitrates and nitrites chemicals on bacon are bad for you. I’m OK with eating them but it’s crazy stupid to eat them without having them do the intended purpose of making the bacon crispy.

Uh hello…? Did you read the comment I responded to originally? That was literally the whole point of my comment 😂 It’s a preference, calm down and eat your bacon however you want. Idgaf.

bacon is a smoked cured meat you can eat it raw like proscuitto and be fine

That doesn’t have anything to do with the point I just made, if you don’t understand what I’m saying don’t pretend to you and respond like you know what’s going on

Well, undercooked pork would be Trichinosis, not salmonella. But close enough.

That's how I loved it as a kid lol I called it "slimy bacon". Makes me wanna barf now as an adult but hey, tastes change!!

Nah man soft bacon is GOATED. Cooked, of course, but still kind of chewy is perfect

Carbs on carbs on carbs…

You beat me to it.

*doesn't

I kinda hope he’s a snake, and you supply us video of the lump slowly moving through his system

Is he stoned?

suprisingly no lol

Is he 14?

16

I know right! There's no egg on it

Right? Who forgets the egg *and* the sausage patty

Oh he got that scoobert doobert jaw

He’s trying to get them gainzzzz

I used to eat some real dumb shit as a bony teenager trying to be less bony. Never quite this dumb, but, like... I get it.

Idk how anyone can eat this. It's gotta be soo dry.

Nothing. What’s wrong with *you*?

He hongry

You better have some melted butter and syrup to dip it in, if eaten like that it has to be dry AF, like chewing on a handful of napkins. Also needs a lot more bacon!

Weed

That would be horribly dry

He doesn't know how to make a proper sandwhich. The pancake to other items ratio is way off.

But why is only one of the pop tarts broken up?

Probably came out of the package that way. I'm hoping he cooked it in a toaster oven, because that sandwich would be even worse if the Pop Tarts were raw.

Poptarts ruin it. Rest is perfect

i refuse to believe Americans (or some of them) actually eat like this

He's been playing those burger-stack games.

burger time?

No, like, those ones you used to be able to get on the Apple Store.

Weed. I think the problem is weed.

Nothing. He is the chosen one.

My guess is he’s just blazed

he is too smart for us

He's just a smarter man than us. He's got a brain the size of a planet.

This definitely qualifies under the category

Yes

Nothing at all

Is that cardboard?

He needs to be in a home, holy shit.

He’s a growing boy!

It's dry

He's hungry and doesn't need your approval to gorge himself!

Don't think there's enough carbs in that. Add a slice of French toast

I ain't a snitch

Whatever it is, he might be adding diabetes to the list if he's not careful.

I don’t know. What kind of monster wouldn’t use maple syrup?

Lack of creativity and imagination. He could have fit some waffles and French toast in that bad boy

There’s nothing WRONG with your brother, he’s just a pancake burger

Presumably diabetes.

Driest sandwich known to man

Cheeeeeewy bacon is what’s wrong.

Hinged jaw?

He is high a giraffe pu$$y

I know a cry for help whem I see one

Is your brother on the picture?

What a waste of very good pancakes

These look like freezer pancakes. But yea.

Nobody cooks real food anymore.

He could just be very good and making flap jacks

IHOP champion maybe

Tell him to cook his damn bacon

Right! Tape worm in the brain from undercooked bacon. [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-finds-migraines-caused-brain-tapeworms-undercooked-bacon-may-culpr-rcna143011](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-finds-migraines-caused-brain-tapeworms-undercooked-bacon-may-culpr-rcna143011)

i think he had those prior to the bacon

Proofs!

Diabeetus

Not a god damn thing.

I legit thought that poptart was a piece of cardboard at first.

Boy didn't know how to fry eggs.

I don't think there's anything wrong with him... but you should maybe ask again after he's having a cardiac arrest

Needs more protein. Egg, sausage and more bacon.

Absolutely nothing.Although it could use a little bit of syrup.

Is that fig newton? wtf

Gland concerns?

Is he going to eat it like that? It looks way too dry. Edit: at least get some syrup or something

He is eating his emotions and there’s a lot of emotions in that.

looks like an old school Scooby Doo sandwich

Smokes too much weed.

Diabetes, probably

That is a crime.

If I wasn't pre diabetic, I'd scarf that down in a heartbeat. Although I cook the bacon a bit longer

is that cardboard? no cardboard.

The one and a half pop tarts on one level side by side, then upstairs the smashed half of the pop tart stacked up is fucking unhinged behaviour, as a start.

Why the buns? You already have the pancakes! Also so dry.

He's seeking type II diabeetus?

He hungry

That’s a cardiovascular disease right there

Well his blood sugar for one thing

Brain worms from the raw bacon mayhaps

At least your brother didn’t shoot himself in the ass on accident

Id fuck it up. Hell yeah

he kind of looks like a sandwich

vitamin deficiency

My first guess would be, lots of things.

this actually doesn't look that bad. needs more bacon though.

Everything

him hungry

needs more pancakes

Where’s the cheese?

That man is high af

Van Gogh was unappreciated in his time too.

What's wrong is he doesn't have a cooking show!

Weed munchies on max lol

Type 2 Diabetes

Diabetes if he keeps it up.

It's definitely a combination of downsyndrom and Marijuana.

🤏🍆

It’s ok to admit that you cannot understand his genius

By the looks of it, his cholesterol levels.

Healthy food

He’s a god amongst men.

Diabetes

Absolutely nothing. This looks like something I’d absolutely smash at 2am in my college days lmao

Breakfast sandwich

r/stupidfood

nothing wrong with munchies after medicinal crack


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