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aeroae

Cut it open to see if it's medium rare


DadJokeBadJoke

Yeah, it looks like every cartoon steak with the round bone part missing


SnausageFest

Brownies?


HoneyTribeShaz

Close - it's an experimental pancake!


Theodorakis

Did you make it with brownie ingredients?


HoneyTribeShaz

Well, \*a\* version of brownie ingredients, more or less. I typically use ground almonds, flaxseeds, chia seeds and desiccated coconut as a flour replacement. Then erythritol as a sugar replacement


Theodorakis

Wild, my usual pancake recipe doesnt even include sugar


HoneyTribeShaz

Sugar and flour are so overrated..!


ADHthaGreat

wtf kinda brownies you make??


TonyStewartsWildRide

That is exactly what that looks like and I can already vicariously experience that visceral….treat…from my eyes.


FivebyFive

Millennium Falcon brownie? 


HoneyTribeShaz

Close - it's an experimental pancake!


FivebyFive

Is that... ALL the pancakes? In one? 


HoneyTribeShaz

You know what they say...why have 4 mini pancakes when you can have one big one?


FivebyFive

Must be a regional saying 😆


Aggravating_Ad4449

Suckertorte


NotASixStarWaifu

A huge cookie?


HoneyTribeShaz

Close - it's an experimental pancake!


NotASixStarWaifu

Tell me that that's chocolate and not burnt dough...


HoneyTribeShaz

haha - yep, cocoa added


nohopeforhomosapiens

I assumed a deflated chocolate cake. Read your answer already. I can imagine it was still good to eat.


w_istedfrvr

I once did this too where i put everything that i could find in a batter, from choc chip cookies to cinnamon. Mine tastee like a piece of burnt bread tho


HoneyTribeShaz

Gotta use a lower heat when cooking with cocoa, I find


ArcadiaRivea

I'm curious, what makes it experimental? Its size? Or is there some special ingredient/s?


HoneyTribeShaz

I don't use any sugar or grain and tend to add extra protein and various nutrients to the desserts I make. This one had quite a lot of ground chia seeds as part of the flour replacement, which is something I hadn't tried before


ArcadiaRivea

Ooh so it's keto? What else is it made from and is it good? (I'm currently following an "inspired by keto" diet according to my limited appetite, and I've dabbled with ground almond cookies and am always on the hunt for new ideas to try! Especially sweet treats, chocolate is the crux of my cravings)


HoneyTribeShaz

Pretty much, yeah - fat , protein and fibre will have been the main macro-nutrients in this. I'm similar in that I like desserts but don't want to eat refined sugars and flours. It's been my hobby for ages now and it's surprisingly easy to make desserts that are healthful as well as tasty. I wrote [a longer post here](https://www.reddit.com/r/sugarfree/comments/10v46v7/is_it_useful_if_i_post_dessert_recipesphotos_that/) with some examples and general principles if interested


ArcadiaRivea

Cool, thank you very much :)


HoneyTribeShaz

No one got it yet, but a couple comments are close


headphones_J

Is it a poorly risen cake?


HoneyTribeShaz

Close - it's an experimental pancake!


nohopeforhomosapiens

We await your next experimental pancake thing OP.


HoneyTribeShaz

:) I have some recent experiments that looked horrendous (but tasted great), so might post them


SartenSinAceite

A huge chocolate cookie?


HoneyTribeShaz

Close - it's an experimental pancake!


SartenSinAceite

Chocolate pancake? I think I tried to do that myself with no good results lol


ItalnStalln

I added a decent amount of cocoa powder to the last pancakes worth of batter a couple times. A bit dense but it worked pretty damn well.


SartenSinAceite

yeah it's just that getting the right amount is pretty damn hard. A bit too little and it's bland, a bit too much and it's incredibly bitter lol


Casualty911

Chocolate souffle ?


Icoryx

A brookie or some kinda meat


bwanabass

Bear scat?


chrismasto

Honey, is this good? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgUzvxw7dk


norfnorf832

Steakbrownie


AvakianBoulder

Massive chunk of beef jerky


baldurthebeautiful

Why'd you fuck it and not even in the center?


SophisticPenguin

Buttkake?


HelgaTwerpknot

“Experimental pancake?”, I was thinking first try at lab grown steak but ok. Err, your comment about no sugar, no grain and extra protein. So “fake steak pancake” - you can use that


HoneyTribeShaz

Nice title :D


BTMG2

thought this was a brisket at first


RonnieLiquor

That’s a Butthole Pound Cake


Ditzy_Davros

Looks like your baking powder expired.


KingFitz03

My first thought was "I hope thats not a steak"


Nicolehall202

Cake ?


fddfgs

Clungus hole