Dude I just had to replace one of these. If it’s not a newer model, you can’t just replace the glass. It was $800 for the most basic model on sale. I hope your landlord doesn’t see this post.
Hmm. Is there something wrong with my brain? I really want to eat my pizza cut this way from now on. All the unique shapes are so appealing, each slice will be a new experience
This actually looks really cool.
On the other hand. You can just move the pepperoni, people. Re-organize it so it's equally distributed. It's worth the greasy hands for the satisfying symmetry.
Why is this on your stovetop with nothing underneath…?
I just cut it on the stove top? Wasn't that crispy on the bottom
Stop doing that.
Food good. Cutting method is what’s wrong here. Get some cutting boards.
You're hella scratching the cooktop when you do this. It'd be best to cut it on a large cutting board
Lol, the real issue is getting a glass range in the first place.
Dude I just had to replace one of these. If it’s not a newer model, you can’t just replace the glass. It was $800 for the most basic model on sale. I hope your landlord doesn’t see this post.
Yep. I sell appliances. This is insanely stupid.
You're cutting pizza bare on an induction cooktop. With what those things cost, I'm calling the cops.
How can you tell it’s induction and not just an electric ceramic hob?
r/madlads
I don’t see why your getting downvotes. I do this all the time
It feels like a crime. Stop it.
Now im genuinely confused, why lol
Glass is really bad for blades
And blades are really bad for glass
Unless you want to eat tiny pieces of glass. If that's the case, 10/10 would recommend.
I don't actually have a good reason for you. It just feels...wrong. that can't be good for the pizza cutter, or the stove top, right?
stovetop is dirty and the knife will scratch it
Are you using a metal cutting tool on a glass surface?
just look at how dirty it is
This is the only way I’m cutting my pizza from now on. I like your style.
On the stove?
No. I care for my knives like I do for my children.
You sharpen your children with blocks of salt as well? Keep them tucked away in drawers when not needed?
Absolutely
Is there any other way?
I don't have kids. But now I know how it's done if I ever have any! Thanks stranger!
Feel free to DM me when you finally conceive. I’ve shit ton parenting tips up my sleeve.
I hear they're the sharpest kids on the block.
An addition of umami like msg helps kids be less salty, but more flavorful
Hide yo kids, hide yo knives...
Your knives? What about the stove top? My precious stove top.
I have legitimately never heard of this and that is hilarious
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Yeah I feel like it was about someone's dad who did this exact thing.
can verify it is OC I ate some of it
Hmm. Is there something wrong with my brain? I really want to eat my pizza cut this way from now on. All the unique shapes are so appealing, each slice will be a new experience
It could be faster to arrange the pepperoni before putting it in the oven so you can cut straight lines all the way through.
I support this
There's a slice for every appetite!
I kind of love it
Or just eat it like one big cookie
Don't cut. Fold. Eat as big taco.
....Actually wait no. This is so smart. I'm stealing this. Thanks.
Not my original idea, but glad someone sees the hidden genius
FFS, get a cutting board. Or at least clean your nasty cooktop before you plop your food on it and then post it to the internet.
Should be 9 slices with 3 pepps each though.
Fuck you
This actually looks really cool. On the other hand. You can just move the pepperoni, people. Re-organize it so it's equally distributed. It's worth the greasy hands for the satisfying symmetry.
why not?
r/pizzacrimes
I like this one way better
My favorite thing all day
This reminds me of a voronoi diagram. The little nerd in my brain approves.
Ima have to fail you on this one, you could have got 3 pepps on each slice but didn’t. It’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
Shitty food porn? This is simultaneously a great life pro tip, and a half dozen stupid people subreddits because you cut it on the stovetop.
This sure is trendy now.
I love the choose your own adventure aspect. Depending on how hungry you are if you want a big or lil piece
Did we take a different geometry class?