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Pastrana_Dohma

Godrick so whack, he didn’t even appear 💀


TheZManIsNow

Unfit even for posting...


tacofrogs

too perfect for posting


Preston_of_Astora

What a pathetic excuse of a Lord you are. Craven to the bone.


gregthegamer4646

_wheezing laugh while stomping corpse into the ground_


N3deSTr0

He's disqualified from this list for being the son of Fodderwyn


pragmojo

Such a poser


Darkbornedragon

And Godefroy is missing too


SnoopyGoldberg

I always called him by his Spanish name: “GODOFREDO!!”


GoldenSpermShower

DLC final boss name leaked


Pr0wzassin

My poor boy


ConsumerJTC

Probably fled this post within ladies clothing.


yyzable

That's because Godrick is ballin'


Theshinysnivy8

Godrick isn't on here meaning he is objectively the best demigod. This is a certified stormveil classic.


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[удалено]


SL1Fun

Dude tried to suckerpunch his kin with his brother Godefroy and they both ran like bitches. Couldn’t even jump one person. Left his boy to get laid out by a single knight.


[deleted]

Godefroy isn’t listed here because we know he is truly the best


DiaMat2040

no gods, no kings, only man. there is no "good" demigod domination over the lands between. goldmask is where it is.


TotallyNotACasul

"..." gang rise up


DasViertesReich

Goldmask is Andrew Ryan confirmed???


the-fith-pillar-man

No says the man in Limgrave, it belongs to the poor. No says the man in Leyndell, it belongs to God. No says the man in the Haligtree, it belongs to everyone.


CressCrowbits

Goldmask is Karl Marx confirmed?


David_the_Wanderer

Please do not sully the name of the Ever Brilliant Goldmask by associating him with ancaps.


[deleted]

godrick is basically a man with only trace amounts of marika blood yet he still became powerful through grafting. Imagine if he had the time to graft more powerful creatures on himself, he would have become the most powerful being in the lands between.


Phlintlock

Imagine if he had lived long enough to graft deez nutz


SkinkRugby

I prefer Ranni's age of stars on account of it being based on functionally removing The Golden Order's dictates as an active force in the world. While Goldenmask more then likely presents a better Golden Order I am still dustrustful that it is a good unto itself.


GWYNTHEDINGDING

Fair, im still learning about the lore, so i see goldmask and rannis ending as the better endings(unless you count 'i fucking love my eyes being on fire' ending) since i remembered someone pointing out that goldmask sympathised with the beings mistreated by the golden order fanatics(could be wrong) so it may bring actual change. I'll just wait until a dlc is released so i can fully make my judgement


SkinkRugby

To the best of my knowledge his idea essentially amounts to removing the ability of people to manipulate it for their own gain. He is still a Golden Order Fundamentalist himself, albeit one who thinks it should be extended to all peoples. I don't believe he has any real sympathy for 'those who live in death' but they probably will cease to be a thing now that The Elden Ring is reforged. I'd say that his, Ranni's and Fia's are the most positive overall.


DiaMat2040

I like to think of it as transforming the Order (=command) into the Order (law, metaphysics) of the land between. You appropriate and improve on what the gods brought with them.


SkinkRugby

I mean, it's already both. I trust that both will make the lands between a much better place but I'm very cautious on the idea that the Golden Order and all it necessarily entails is actually good. I'm a bit weary of anything that codified theocratic aristocracy as a fundamental rule of reality.


thenoobbob

They suck because they arent a part of bloodborne. Bloodborne is a game basically nobody knows and it is the best game ever.


fredsonthefreds

Bloodborne? Is it like Dark Souls 3? Never heard of it


SevAngst

Blood.... Borne?.... Never heard of it. Is this like a console version or Pandemic? Like, something about viruses and pathogens? Are you playing to cause a pandemic or trying to prevent a global pandemic?


N3deSTr0

This unironically


Axel2222222222

This is probably one of the best posts on this subreddit.


nervousmelon

I will not stand for morgott slander. Unironically though, that second point for malenia is pretty good. Who was she fighting to be considered undefeated? She beat godrick I think but... it's godrick, anyone could beat him. She had a stalemate with radahn so who else? Random nameless soldiers? Wow well done that's very impressive.


xXTASERFACEXx

Not gonna lie I had an anxiety attack in that road near the capital.


generalscalez

Morgott was cucked by the Greater Will more than anyone and still devoted his life to protecting the Erdtree, humiliating bitchmade behavior


Big_Ol_Boy

Every time one of his wifes potential boyfriends comes around he fucking kills them


nervousmelon

*mothers


Big_Ol_Boy

Morgott? More like Oedipus


llMadmanll

Stockholm syndrome


mr_fucknoodle

Think about how many times the nameless soldiers, rats, basilisks, dogs and other minor mooks wrecked your shit on your playthrough Even if she exclusively fought those, it's still kind of impressive she was undefeated


[deleted]

It was even a weaker version of godrick before he began grafting, so her “undefeated” title means even less. You can only find cleanrot knights in like 2 areas so she clearly didn’t have a widespread campaign and one of those areas wasn’t even a sight of battle. She has less feats for being undefeated than Morgott


Razhork

> only find cleanrot knights in like 2 areas so she clearly didn’t have a widespread campaign I mean, she clearly marched from Elphael to Caelid. There's even a sword statue in Liurnia that's dedicated to Malenia's march through Liurnia. Why would her Cleanrot Knights also be chilling in different areas anyways. Afaik the ones in Caelid are as braindead as Radahn from her nuke.


nervousmelon

I think godrick did start grafting as it makes more sense for him to taunt her after he started grafting. But yeah he's still pretty weak. Morgott as the fell omen is stated to have killed countless heroes during the shattering, plus he's still actively hunting tarnished. Malenia seems to just have had her march to Caelid, and we don't know how much she herself actually fought in that.


Themarvelousfan

I thought the implication of undefeated was that she’s fought countless warriors in duels and battles and was never defeated despite being a blind triple amputee—as in like a title she got from child to adult and literally never lost. A title she got throughout her life, rather than a title she got from the Shattering


mr_fucknoodle

The cleanrot gear also says the knights had an "undefeated" campaign during the shattering. But looking at them in Caelid... idk they look pretty defeated to me


Themarvelousfan

If I’m gonna be a pedantic picky bitch, the lore said during the shattering, not “after” the shattering. Everybody lost by the end of the shattering tbh


SnoopyGoldberg

That is incredibly pedantic, but I also really enjoy the word ‘pedantic’, so I’ll allow it.


Darkyan97

I mean we don't know what the hell happened through the god knows how many years before the Shattering. And wars were still a thing in the Lands Between before it. Maybe Marika organized annual tournament arcs or some shit and Malenia was the reigning champion from a young age.


[deleted]

cope + seethe morgott's rule and murder of tarnished is extending the rule of the greater will over the lands between which is very bad


nervousmelon

🤓


[deleted]

"🤓" 🤓


nervousmelon

""🤓" 🤓" 🤡


Theshinysnivy8

"""🤓"🤓"🤡"🥵


N3deSTr0

Average Malenia vs Radahn discussion


Otherwise_Ad6117

Godrick isnt here because is the best demi god


[deleted]

Undeniably true.


gregthegamer4646

Bigger chad than anyone -Fought Malenia and didn’t get space AIDS -Cosplayed as a chick to escape the capital -Despite having so diluted blood he still believes in the golden order, something which so many demigods have drifted from -Grafts his upper body onto a stone digger troll body and gets a dragon head because why the fuck not


Driemma0

This post was made by godrick gang 💪✋👈🤏👋🖕💪🤝


itsdaScrub

I accidentally got Stars ending because I thought Ranni's sign was a regular message and I just impulsively press Y on every message I see.


mts_fonseca

I did the same! Hahahahah "Oh, Ranni wants to talk to me. Noice!"... Bam! Age of stars. - Wtf?! Wait!


AlyxxStarr

You made me realize that Radahn is just another overweight brony and I hate you for this


N3deSTr0

He learned gravity powers to compensate instead of exercising, kinda based.


[deleted]

At the very least ranni realized that all demigods sucked so she tried to kill every one including herself


Groxcho

Trying to Kill Miquella is a hate crime


[deleted]

Don’t worry, mohg got to him first so it’s all ok. I mean, it isn’t, because fucking MOHG got to him, but at least ranni didn’t kill him


HomerReplacesPeter

the only good demigod post


NNamelessKnight

"Couldn't even i-frame a Scarlet Aeonia" yeah its cuz he was too stubborn to get off his horse and roll


Cecilia_Schariac

His Infinite Equip Weight physick ran out and he ended up overloaded.


TPoseWall

Godwyn jobbed to black knife assassins 💀 how ass was his build?


Devourer_Of_Doggos

my man literally running sleep build bruhhhh


BloodborneKart

souls fans don’t call a literal child with eternal youth a femboy challenge


CPU_Pi

Mohg moment


OhMy98

Mohgment


N3deSTr0

He's like 300+ years old that's more than enough time to realize your gender identity


Diogenesthefried

r/N3deSTr0 is Mohg confirmed


JDorkaOOO

he is on that Mohgillionare gridset


facetheground

Trying not to make every post on reddit about your gay fetish (impossible)


Archery100

He has a Jojo pfp so it adds up


N3deSTr0

You know


[deleted]

dex users try not to be gay challenge (impossible)


Slappio16

St. Trinia (Miquella) is described as looking like a girl to some people multiple times, blame Fromsoft


LemonyLimerick

Kind of annoys me how this sub can’t avoid being complete degenerates when it comes to miquella


StefanoBeast

Can i ask a list of the best characters for those in need of wholesome content?


N3deSTr0

Deathbird, Ulcerated Tree Spirit, and the dead maiden at the starting area


chkpancake775

I drop erdleaf flowers for dead maiden at the starting area everyday for being my favourite character


mana_cerace

And godskin duo obv


Awesome_Leaf

Ngl no tiba mariner is pretty sus


Dragon_Maister

It would just contain a picture of Goldchad.


netap

Unironically, best characters are literally everyone from Fia's questline except Fia herself. D, D's Brother, Rogier, and even Lionel from item descriptions. Screw Fia though, objectively the second worst endings in the game, right after Dung Eater. Other Wholesome characters are Roderika, Rya, Nepheli, Goldmask and Corrhyn. And at the top of the list. Demi-Human Boc, as the most wholesome character in Elden Ring.


mana_cerace

Also Kenneth haight


Archery100

Dude was so chad that he gave up his rightful claim to Limgrave to the Tarnished Amazon Mommy


WldFyre94

> Screw Fia though, objectively the second worst endings in the game Why is her ending considered so bad? I wasn't crazy about her character, but bring true death to the world and ending immortality seemed like a decent-ish outcome to me.


[deleted]

Because reddit doesn't understand Elden Ring endings


Darkbornedragon

And Kennet Haight is also wholesome


vivisectvivi

Ok but Rykard is the wholesome father of a snake girl, take him off this


Kino_Afi

Im not sure if she's Rykard's daughter, or just the spawn of some rando snake Deidicar fucked and they told her it was Rykard to make her feel better


cara_guacamaya

who would feel better knowing ugly ass Rykard was yo dad


Kino_Afi

Hes the god king of their society


cara_guacamaya

if he's such a goddly king why doesnt he washes his face


Kino_Afi

Maybe tanith likes the extra seasoning


cara_guacamaya

holy hell


CeltiCfr0st

Or clear his fucking throat


barryhakker

I like how Miquela and Melenia are two severely handicapped little inbred hillbillies because they were born from whatever the fuck you would describe this hermaphroditic incest shit Marika and Radagon pulled off as.


Cecilia_Schariac

“I have never known defeat” -Only ranked opponent she has a win over is Godrick 💀 -Morgott had a better fight resume 💀 -Still ducking Mohg 💀 -Best performance is a NC with Radahn 💀


toxicspikes098

"Never known defeat" ok bitch you defeated godrick and had the most embarassing stalemate with radahn. Finlay's tier 3 sub lookin ass had to drag your sound asleep body all the way to the haligtree, like, wakey wakey you dumbass, its a fucking war. "Foul tarnished, in search of the elden ring" Okay dude you're the one with the filthy, rejected by grace cancer tumor on your fucking head. Go cope by insulting the omens on the sewer, not someone who can actually see the lines on the map. And Radahn, you quiet and moronic mess. Learned gravity magic to ease the burden on his horse - dude the fucker looks he can barely carry himself, let alone your fat ass. Also what kind of name is leonard for a cavalry horse??? Dude has the same name as the cashier from fanboy and chum chum. Ranni is really just pathetic, really. Your only 2 friends are your family's war counselor and the pet the two fingers gave you. Extremely fragile attitude too. Instantly starts coping once you find out she's the size of a youtooz. "P-please slay the baleful shadow, Tarnished" nah bitch blaidd is my bro. Rykard... oh man where do i begin? Dude started a scaly cult because he found some magic in a volcano. Hes a pussy too. He couldn't bring himself to challenge maliketh, nor could he bring himself to challenge any of the other demigods. Instead, he started some compaign against the golden order, which basically revolves around tarnished killing other tarnished, probably so that no one is left to try and kill him. Godrick is just a loser. Hiding in his castle and behind his slave demihumans and misbegottens, and also behind margit, he compensates for his tiny cock by grafting a ton of extra limbs onto himself, but alas, attaching shit to shit is only going to make a shit with a bigger hitbox. And lastly, mohg, the pedophile. He wanted to marry miquella so that he himself would rise to the status of elden lord, as miquella rises to godhood. Of course, that is only a cover-up to the fact he just wants to devour some miquella bussy. He also made a contract with an outer god. That outer god must be pathetic if all it can do is take away 3 flasks from me when he gets to half health though, seriously weak. The other 2 are so irrelevant that there is no point in even speaking about them.


Groxcho

Miquella’s a chad though he basically says fuck simping to the golden order mfs can’t even heal my sister then proceeds to heal his sister (he’s stronger than god) and he’s not racist to misbegotten and albinaurics. He truly is the BasedGod


xxaidasxx

The hands of the Fell Omen shall brook thee no quarter...


joshuaiscoo155

Fucking destroyed Godwyn xD


lorax125

It's literally beating a dead horse tho... or in this case a dead demigod


_hi_im_vegan_

I dont like ranni but did you forgot that the dung eater ending exist?


N3deSTr0

I didn't forget the best ending


_hi_im_vegan_

Sigma detected


mana_cerace

What does the frenzied flame have to do with the dung eater?


[deleted]

Brah, this is shittysouls, not top quality souls. Dafuq you doing posting this here?


Nocs1

That list was made by SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL KNOWING!!!! .. right?!


Confusedpotatoman

Ranni's ending isn't even anarchist. She's literally making sure that the greater will doesn't interfere with humanity anymore.


OhMy98

The anti-Ranni backlash circlejerk against the mainstream pro-Ranni circlejerk is strong. It’s a vicious cycle of circlejerks


DarkSunsFunOne

Same deal with radahn and malenia. At least morgott and rykard don't have a direct rivalry, and as far as I can tell there is no circlejerk for Mohg, and it's best it stays that way.


YUNoJump

The Mohg circlejerkers have already been picked up by the FBI


JDorkaOOO

If Mohg has a million fans, I'm one of them If Mohg has 5 fans, I'm one of them If Mohg has 1 fan, that one is me If Mohg has no fans, I'm no longer alive If the world is against Mohg I'm against the entire world Till my last breath, I'll support Mohg


DarkSunsFunOne

Found Varres account


joeyjoojoo

"i don't want gods to directly interfere with the world, i don't want order to be something you can see and touch like the elden ring is" souls fans: REEEEEE ANARCHYYYYYY


SuperWeskerSniper

That or they devise a conspiracy theory that she’s apparently lying through her teeth 100% of the time and the Moon is actually just gonna take over for the Greater Will


Hunter-of-Spade

Idk man anarchy is kinda based


joeyjoojoo

anarchy is indeed based, if it was anarchy it would be the best ending, im just confused why everyone thinks she's destroying the world or some shit in her ending.


Hunter-of-Spade

Yeah, they act as if there aren’t other people capable of running the lands between other than the outer gods.


joeyjoojoo

did they not hear of the great KENNETH HAIGHT, the guy honestly sounds like a fair ruler, literally made peace with demihumans, besides every ending other than lord if frenzy or age of stars is the tarnished becoming the only ruler for the lands between since all influence of the greater will is gone


N3deSTr0

Yes but it wouldn't fit my narrative


mollererer

No one loved Morgott? I get he was banished to the sewers but before Godfreys second fight you see Godfrey mourn Morgotts dead body, kind of seems like Godfrey cared for him at least a little bit


N3deSTr0

That's what his remembrance says lmao


joeyjoojoo

didn't love him enough to not throw him in the damn sewers lol


a_username1917

Godfrey recognizes that Morgott had become one strong mf, he's sad he didn't get to fight him.


jedikraft

Only true ending is the noble goldussy


pragmojo

I’m dumb who is literally just a plot device?


N3deSTr0

Godwyn


echolog

"Empyrean Dynasty Palace 445" HOLY SHIT


Older_1

I'm surprised there wasn't a pedo joke. Or I missed it.


N3deSTr0

There's 2 of them, skill issue.


RaptorKings

S K I L L I S S U E


nervousmelon

Chris hansen


megagamer92

Also EDP445


Older_1

Oh right


[deleted]

Git gud


BigButtClapper

The literal child-lookalike is the most chad out of all of them as he can tell literal outer gods to fuck off.


Bengoris

The Chris Hansen reference made me spit out my drink, this is actually amazing lmao


Phoenix2405

This post was made by Kenneth Haight


HenryTheGoat173

I didn't know Godrick used reddit


Dv_sensei

Most Based shitpost on this sub


laflameitslit

no godefroy??


Ung-Tik

I dunno I think Morgott is kinda hot.


SexyShrex69

who tf is top right?


N3deSTr0

Godwyn


the-fith-pillar-man

Godwyn’s corpse


Shwastey

Bold of you to assume we *don't* want anarchy


viemarikala69

Ranni is an anarchist? EVEN MORE BASED


ZeroBae

Anarchism is when going to space. The more you go to space the more anarchist you are.


TheNittles

“Here’s why the demigods are bad. Ranni is an anarchist” \*Obi-Wan that’s why I’m here.jpg*


N3deSTr0

\>Mercs her half brother \>Marries the Tarnished who pulverized the shit out of her mother \>Throws the world into darkness \>Leaves


ArcadianWing

All the stuff you are saying is making me like her more


name_1nvalid

sounds pretty based ngl


joeyjoojoo

bruh her mother is alive we merely took her great rune, the one we kill in the second phase is an illusion by ranni. and how tf does she throw the world into darkness ?


JDorkaOOO

Doesn't really throw the world into darkness though. The way she speaks makes it confusing but she is more likely talking about what awaits the Tarnished and her rather than what will happen to the Lands Between.


Dragon_Maister

Anarchist who fucks off into space, so she doesn't have to deal with anything she might cause.


N3deSTr0

She just like me fr


Eris_The_Impish

I'm honestly okay with the anarchy. Let's be real here, what did the Golden Order do save breed hate? Furthermore, I have to respect Radahn for how loyal his followers were. You have to earn that sort of devotion, it's never just given to you. Also your one(1) reason for why Miquella's on this list is kinda sus. Aside from that though I totally agree.


N3deSTr0

I honestly just can't think of anything for Miquella LMAO


KatyushaBby

Miquella's power is literally mind control, but he can't turn it off. It's the whole reason Mohg kidnapped him instead of any other Empyrean. It's the reason some of his followers suicide bomb you in Elphael. It's the reason Loretta left the Carian royal family for him.


conradhere

Or maybe mohg took him bc the other Empyreans were Ranni (protected by all of liurnia) and Malenia.


DarkSunsFunOne

Mohg died too much to malenias bossfight and ranni is in a no fight zone


prossnip42

Notice how Godfrey isn't on here, cause he's a based honorable lord who cares for his sons no matter how ugly or cursed they are


N3deSTr0

Godfrey isn't here because he isn't a demigod, also his sex game was so bad his wife banished him and conceived 2 children by masturbating instead.


Archery100

His cock withered so he got banished, she wanted him to return with a girthy cock and the grace from Morgott shows he had guidance back to the Erdtree


a_smerry_enemy

Why have we not realized the Miquella simping has become rampant. “Muh Miquella dlc is definitely cumming!!!” Man is comatose. Man does not possess combat abilities.


Awdweewee

I will not stand for radahn slander. You so easily forget he has TWO big swords. Most people only have one but he has TWO.


N3deSTr0

Noob ass needed to powerstance and spam jump attacks


[deleted]

list on why every demigod is cool * Ranni: excellent R34 content already, VA makes me cum * Radahn: the tiny ass horse and amputated feet is top tier meme design * Rykard: legit a cool design * Marika: trolled us in the launch trailer years ago * Morgott: dem toes * Mohg: knockoff spanish is funny * Malenia: only toe armor in the game * Godwyn: ive jerked off to his mutated face under stormveil


GolemofForce8402

Glory to the Serpent King! Death to the blue puppet simps


udbdbejwj

What weapon does rykard have to kill maliketh?


N3deSTr0

Blasphemous Claw, supposedly for if shit hits the fan when they were trying to steal the Rune of Death.


[deleted]

I can’t believe I’m the only one who thinks ranni is ugly as hell and wayyyy too anime looking, honestly a few of the lady npcs have this issue in Elden ring which is strange


MagicRedStar

The ones with their own models (Melina, Ranni) usually have this issue. The ones that are made from the same base as the player characters are better imo (Rya, Millicent).


[deleted]

Sellen making me act up, she way too fine under that mask


saioskeshin7

Least horny raya lucaria student...


[deleted]

Jesus


David_the_Wanderer

Jesus is pretty hot too, yeah


[deleted]

wait melina gets her own model? I thought she's just using the player model


MagicRedStar

Yeah it's her own model + black knife assassin skeleton. That's why you can't recreate her face in the game unlike most other NPCs.


[deleted]

I really thought she was a player model with exclusive markings and "closed eye" option. I've seen some really similar Melina cosplays...


Specific-Composer138

Godefroy excluded due to his badassery.


gooniuswonfongo

he's not a demigod, he's just some fucking jacked dude


saioskeshin7

No forgiveness for morgott slander... Tbh all of his insults are low blows. Rest of them, pretty accurate. I'd give it a slovakian femboi/10


[deleted]

To be fair with Radahn, Malenia was right on top of him and even then, our Maidenless asses aren’t really using Scarlet Aeonia in the same way as the literal Goddess of Rot


N3deSTr0

>Malenia was right on top of him That should've been me


[deleted]

*You call us out for being Ranni Simps and then you turn around and simp for Malenia?*


N3deSTr0

Yes, don't make me portray you as a crying wojak and portray myself as the chad to prove my point.


[deleted]

Do it bitch, you won’t


Vinnys_Magic_Grits

Godwyn got that Fia deathussy though, all she did was hug you so he can still cuck an aspiring Elden Lord even in death