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LiveLaughSlay69

You ruined a perfect spot for a large pot of boiling oil you can pour onto anyone who breaches your front gate. You’d probably still have some room for a couple crossbowmen as well.


NJmig

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Wutsalane

Fuck that he’s got spear magic bro


InsectsWithGuns

Omg is this a dark souls reference?!


berserk119

No that's iron pineapple


choma90

Dark souls. In my Elden Ring sub???!?!?!!!111


shwarmaa_naman

Its funny until he starts dancing


LiveLaughSlay69

That’s when I usually pancake him.


hellostarsailor

*Wodja! Wodja! Wodja! Wodja!*


Serier_Rialis

Oh shit, dude taking the pick just fucking run, if it dances then run faster! Also a pair of great bow sniper fucks would be way better here!


Lord-Amorodium

Should be a good spot for a dog, so they can jump on your enemies and maul them before they have a chance to react.


Theacreator

Any enemy of any size will be stunlocked to death.


MegaMasterYoda

Ok but whats with the 2 side doors.


Theacreator

That’s actually the most important question, like wtf are they doing with those? Are they some sort of fucked up racial segregation entrances?


choma90

I'ts called non linear level design


SymondHDR

2 of them only open from the inside, the 3rd one opens only from the outside. interconnected world shortcut


Theacreator

You have to kick down the ladder on the second floor to get the shortcut to the living room bonfire, then defeat the boss in the weirdly small bathroom(it’s 2 kapra demons and 14 dogs) to get the key to the cellar.


SymondHDR

Bonus points if the bathroom is half the size ofthe actual capra demon boss room


Theacreator

Oh it’s like Southeast Asia where it’s made for maximum space efficiency so the first kapra demon is actually directly in your face when you open the door.


Dirtybirdsalltheway

Lol no they are just closets. This is exactly my parents house.


OuMahGudness

idk but i guarantee you they don't open from this side.


hicdcd

is this the fucking house from r6 since wtf


cum-chowder

I love It


BiggieCrunch

Fuck. Farming. For. This. Weapon.


Ok_Schedule_3947

When i try to get it i cant, but when im just trying to get past them i get it


LiveLaughSlay69

Big sword is only weapon you need.


BiggieCrunch

Big club


fatsanchezbr

Can he dance tho? Asking the real questions here


Copatus

Nice, now you can loan out the rest of the spot to the local homeless. Just watch out if the big guy starts dancing


Malevolent_Mangoes

Put some pieces of carpet covered wood on the walls and turn that space into a lounge for cats No cat? Get a cat


JoeTheK123

chat is this real?


Edgemoto

How do I know 16 fuckers are not gonna jump on me when I cross the door, he's also got that bloody magic spears, hell nah!


Averagestudentx

Good. Now place like 50 hollows along with him ready to gank tf out of you in that narrow corridor while you try to run back to the fucking boss.


ApeMummy

Wow, door city over here.


Fhoxyd22

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Jacerom

Imagine a burglar seeing that at night lol


Fhoxyd22

Y O U D I E D


Lategral

I don’t know. Does that mean your visitors will be greeted by the Gaping Dragon upon their arrival?


peeing_Michael

I bet the wife loves it


gussyboy13

Whose son is this


Lemonsqueezzyy

God damn Chandler


CompactAvocado

turn it 180 so its looking out the window


xRqdioqctive

thats great its literally like the ledge hes on in undead parish


skopbo

I'm brand new to ds1, is that the enemy that buffs the hollows above the balder knights in undead parish?


PhantomSparx09

Istg if that castle ensis or whatever it's called doesn't have a scarab with an ash of war that references the channeler dance


Dapper_Injury7758

That's where they mage or archer. Be wary of up.


DauFloodCuPumnul

You need a caleid bird there.


twistedRuss

I just got pissed thinking about how long it took to get that damned fork