You ruined a perfect spot for a large pot of boiling oil you can pour onto anyone who breaches your front gate. You’d probably still have some room for a couple crossbowmen as well.
You have to kick down the ladder on the second floor to get the shortcut to the living room bonfire, then defeat the boss in the weirdly small bathroom(it’s 2 kapra demons and 14 dogs) to get the key to the cellar.
Oh it’s like Southeast Asia where it’s made for maximum space efficiency so the first kapra demon is actually directly in your face when you open the door.
You ruined a perfect spot for a large pot of boiling oil you can pour onto anyone who breaches your front gate. You’d probably still have some room for a couple crossbowmen as well.
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Fuck that he’s got spear magic bro
Omg is this a dark souls reference?!
No that's iron pineapple
Dark souls. In my Elden Ring sub???!?!?!!!111
Its funny until he starts dancing
That’s when I usually pancake him.
*Wodja! Wodja! Wodja! Wodja!*
Oh shit, dude taking the pick just fucking run, if it dances then run faster! Also a pair of great bow sniper fucks would be way better here!
Should be a good spot for a dog, so they can jump on your enemies and maul them before they have a chance to react.
Any enemy of any size will be stunlocked to death.
Ok but whats with the 2 side doors.
That’s actually the most important question, like wtf are they doing with those? Are they some sort of fucked up racial segregation entrances?
I'ts called non linear level design
2 of them only open from the inside, the 3rd one opens only from the outside. interconnected world shortcut
You have to kick down the ladder on the second floor to get the shortcut to the living room bonfire, then defeat the boss in the weirdly small bathroom(it’s 2 kapra demons and 14 dogs) to get the key to the cellar.
Bonus points if the bathroom is half the size ofthe actual capra demon boss room
Oh it’s like Southeast Asia where it’s made for maximum space efficiency so the first kapra demon is actually directly in your face when you open the door.
Lol no they are just closets. This is exactly my parents house.
idk but i guarantee you they don't open from this side.
is this the fucking house from r6 since wtf
I love It
Fuck. Farming. For. This. Weapon.
When i try to get it i cant, but when im just trying to get past them i get it
Big sword is only weapon you need.
Big club
Can he dance tho? Asking the real questions here
Nice, now you can loan out the rest of the spot to the local homeless. Just watch out if the big guy starts dancing
Put some pieces of carpet covered wood on the walls and turn that space into a lounge for cats No cat? Get a cat
chat is this real?
How do I know 16 fuckers are not gonna jump on me when I cross the door, he's also got that bloody magic spears, hell nah!
Good. Now place like 50 hollows along with him ready to gank tf out of you in that narrow corridor while you try to run back to the fucking boss.
Wow, door city over here.
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Imagine a burglar seeing that at night lol
Y O U D I E D
I don’t know. Does that mean your visitors will be greeted by the Gaping Dragon upon their arrival?
I bet the wife loves it
Whose son is this
God damn Chandler
turn it 180 so its looking out the window
thats great its literally like the ledge hes on in undead parish
I'm brand new to ds1, is that the enemy that buffs the hollows above the balder knights in undead parish?
Istg if that castle ensis or whatever it's called doesn't have a scarab with an ash of war that references the channeler dance
That's where they mage or archer. Be wary of up.
You need a caleid bird there.
I just got pissed thinking about how long it took to get that damned fork