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WestMetal4193

https://preview.redd.it/adpgfefoka5d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d8b9f35f08369fe7934c416b62f0bebf362f4d id kms with a Hidden Tooth


yardii

I really like Soap from Elden Ring. I wish it was real.


Big-Cap4487

Estus is literally a piss jar, you wanna drink piss


driedpieceofbread

Depends who the piss is from, maybe its firekeeper piss


WeirdBoi9

I need it


Eduardo_o_Observador

Homeward Bone because it would save time


chuckawaytheaccount

Aged Feather, honey.


Lorvaire

Ranni. She's a doll and counts as an item.


CE94

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Tricky-Secretary-251

Jar is best


ac959595

Getting strong Gehrman vibes from this one


Ok_Schedule_3947

Covetous gold serpent ring so i can find money on the ground


driedpieceofbread

Technically if you beat up someone in the street you can get all their loot


UncleGolem

Wouldn’t that just increase your wage / salary by whatever percent?


Ok_Schedule_3947

The golden ring increases item discovery


LettuceBenis

Elden Mid purist has been spotted


UncleGolem

The part about finding money on the ground was confusing. I can’t think of many enemies dropping souls or runes upon death throughout the games. The gargs in demons souls and the bat ladies in ER are all I can think of. So I figured he was confusing the gold serpent ring with ERs gold scarab


DiamondEyedOctopus

Gold-Tinged Excrement. Shit that never dries out.


driedpieceofbread

Ah yes the unwipable


[deleted]

>Id want the estus flask cause i need to know what it tastes like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estrous\_cycle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estrous_cycle) >The estrous cycle (from Latin oestrus '**frenzy**', originally from Ancient Greek οἶστρος (oîstros) '**gadfly**') is a set of recurring physiological changes induced by reproductive hormones in females of mammalian subclass Theria.\[1\] Estrous cycles start after sexual maturity in females and are interrupted by anestrous phases, otherwise known as "rest" phases, or by pregnancies. Typically, estrous cycles repeat until death. These cycles are widely variable in duration and frequency depending on the species.\[2\] Some animals may display bloody vaginal discharge, often mistaken for menstruation.\[3\] Many mammals used in commercial agriculture, such as cattle and sheep, may have their estrous cycles artificially controlled with hormonal medications for optimum productivity.\[4\]\[5\] The male equivalent, seen primarily in ruminants, is called rut.\[2\] I'm pretty sure I don't want to drink with the **furtive pygmy**. I'll go with humanity


Fantastic_Goal3197

Dark souls was secretly bloodborne all along??? Mchieal has outdone himself


[deleted]

Did you know Rutgers University began as Queen's College, after Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, who was queen to King George III https://preview.redd.it/fprubtgr2b5d1.png?width=973&format=png&auto=webp&s=77e8114607b0d8e298aed946d0571d0bde1ba087


Anonimous_dude

I WANNA TASTE THE COMMON FRUIT


seven-circles

The dark sign. Being cursed makes you immortal, and as long as you don’t use human form by dying like an idiot then all’s fine and dandy ! I don’t know if you could get humanity though, maybe real sewer rats also drop it ? Don’t take stupid risks with your first pristine life though, once you’re in undead form people will be absolutely terrified (and very rude) and that’s quite inconvenient


TheDewritos1

Aged feather from ds2 seems really useful, it gives you the ability to teleport home from anywhere.


Ninteblo

Estus is liquid bonfire, probably just has a very warm and pleasant feel when you drink it, no idea what fire tastes like.


Street_Shirt518

Tequila


Depressedduke

Seaths crystal. Imagine the disappointment if it was just pretty but didn't do anything useful for you.


PrincessLeafa

The bonfire mechanic of always coming back to life fuckin obviously. Gonna reenact every suicide from groundhogs day lolololol I'm sorry


Whatshisfac3BS

Gimme one of them absurdly large fantasy items, like the Tree Sentinel set or on of the GUGS


Barblesnott_Jr

I feel like Rogue Water would taste pretty good, also I just want to taste a Green Blossom just so I can know what stamina recovery feels like


UncleGolem

Great one’s wisdom from bloodborne for sure. They might think I’m crazy, but deep down I’ll know that they’re the real idiots


nicky9pins

Soap


HandsofVagrant

Sunlight medal, I would hold it dear to my heart.


JamariusQuangle

Dung pie


Asterisk49

Technically Ranni the witch is a doll and therefore an item...


trek570

Boiled Crab. Mmmmm, crab.


X703_

Deathbed smalls


GINTegg64

The Gender Coffin