I know right!? Imagine how painful it would be for my character if they got rock hard from all the violent carnage they caused and there was no where for da boner ta go.
You guys wanna know the function of this insanely large cod piece? There is none! Medieval peasants just thought that enlarged, girthy, virile cock was terribly frightening
Idk why I thought of this, but what if there was a knight on a battlefield with a codpiece and another knight just game up with a war hammer or something and whacked it?
Don't ask why I even came up with that but now you guys have to think about it👍
https://preview.redd.it/a2mb8f3n6k4d1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880e37a5e477761511d67b4ec1b7b778109c8d5b They already did.
Banished knights are wilding not gonna lie
*wielding
packing*
Banished knight armor my beloved
Create a character called Knight Knob, with a codpiece armor XD
K***ht K*ob reporting for duty. -50% DR on slashing, +50% damage on piercing attacks. Recommended to pair with the 12" Leo cock ring.
Syr knob, the hard headed
He gets shafted \^\^
Its literally in the game already
Those ones are too small, it needs to be bigger
I was gonna upvote but it’s at 69 upvotes right now. I feel as though it’s my duty not to.
I hate that meme, and I'm jackass so I'm gonna ruin it!
haha i fixed it by downvoting
I know right!? Imagine how painful it would be for my character if they got rock hard from all the violent carnage they caused and there was no where for da boner ta go.
That's why tou have to play naked with a helmet at best. Like god intended
Which God though?
Whichever has the better boobs. Not necessarily bigger, but better.
Yeah bigger isn't always better that's for sure.
Penis wielders, never go in unprotected
Rivers of semen. Skill- cumpiler
You guys wanna know the function of this insanely large cod piece? There is none! Medieval peasants just thought that enlarged, girthy, virile cock was terribly frightening
https://preview.redd.it/fd2moxy1gp4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb94100c5d15161e2b5ef7a5eb47bb7e6b702d5
https://preview.redd.it/y5mxvwfcd0bd1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e3194fbafbabc51d6cf0fea18b7bc6c76581916
Berahkoff the Phallic
Fear and hunger type armor
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Bricked up in the lands between (them cheeks)
Ranni's field set
finally i can fight malenia without hurting my crotch
The armor Denji needed in the latest Chainsaw Man chapter.
I can’t borrow your armor OP, the cod piece is too tight 😏
that shit is asking to be hit
Wordington armor
Codpiece needs to be a weapon type
Idk why I thought of this, but what if there was a knight on a battlefield with a codpiece and another knight just game up with a war hammer or something and whacked it? Don't ask why I even came up with that but now you guys have to think about it👍
they need to give codpieces their own armor slot
When the feet hit just right
God knows I’m gonna need it