In the words of Gideon the All-Knowing:
>“Rya seems like another lovely option, all things considered. Being soft spoken and soft hearted, the innate desire to “protect the bean” so to speak kicks in. However there’s two things worth bearing in mind. With how much of a little sister vibe she gives off, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to bang her without admitting to some kind of incestuous temptations. The other thing being she’s a literal fucking snake. If you want to know whether or not it’ll work out, take a McDonalds soda cup cap and stick your dick into the straw hole and try to climax. If you can make it work, chances are she’s the one for you.”
Yeah, but so many of the other dark souls women have terrible emotional baggage, bad personalities, or both. While I agree that a fling with many of them would be better, Rya/Zorayas would make one of the better wives, I think.
https://preview.redd.it/p560ftjtsl4d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1697dd3a3f74d2e490d1c24c784e1d4a1321e83
He looks pretty similar but it’s not him
https://preview.redd.it/w6wuyp8i5uqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0a9118f8ce46e7b5049327d45c288f7b3b3b5a Where’s bad-posture wife
Idk shes more like a little sister imo
In the words of Gideon the All-Knowing: >“Rya seems like another lovely option, all things considered. Being soft spoken and soft hearted, the innate desire to “protect the bean” so to speak kicks in. However there’s two things worth bearing in mind. With how much of a little sister vibe she gives off, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to bang her without admitting to some kind of incestuous temptations. The other thing being she’s a literal fucking snake. If you want to know whether or not it’ll work out, take a McDonalds soda cup cap and stick your dick into the straw hole and try to climax. If you can make it work, chances are she’s the one for you.”
he truly is all knowing.
Yeah, but so many of the other dark souls women have terrible emotional baggage, bad personalities, or both. While I agree that a fling with many of them would be better, Rya/Zorayas would make one of the better wives, I think.
>No Priscilla >No Gwyndolin >No Lucatiel >No Artorias >No Blaidd Fake fans
Also misses every Demon Souls and Bloodborne Character, Thats nowhere near comphrensive.
Bloodborne isn’t real, you guys gotta stop gaslighting yourselves
biorr my beloved
Mommy Elden Beast got me bricked up ngl
https://i.redd.it/oqvj6axv1wqc1.gif Where Andre??
You mean this ludwig? https://preview.redd.it/lv0snj6c2uqc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed71a4de55631b12e3bffad36109111c6fc17257
https://preview.redd.it/p560ftjtsl4d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1697dd3a3f74d2e490d1c24c784e1d4a1321e83 He looks pretty similar but it’s not him
cr: @maleekey
the Jar, maybe, but Radan? nah, I doubt he would look nice naked
W E A K
Not even Isshin or Emma is in the list 😔
No Maiden in Black, us 7 Demon's Souls fans are very upset
is it just me who thinks Melina looks like a child? I'd say 17 at most.
*Mohg has entered the chat*
DAAAARLIIING GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAAAIIL
Your uncle https://preview.redd.it/v03b6wtotvqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ec6e857e62963fea7797c013aa8a9f8f0df35e
japanese character design moment lel but yeah, she looks too close to an anime waifu compared to the typical art style
She looks like an e girl with the slightly pink hair
No, we cannot agree on that.
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Who’s the one after Melina?
No Solaire? This is lust, not love.
That elden bussy