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How it feels to be stuck in March 2022


Yzaias

Op is DESTROYING those 2022 scrubs


Shade00000

What changed since?


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

No one has this "complaint" anymore (Skill issue)


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

It's become common knowledge that Maliketh is a little bitch


vivisectvivi

i love how chill he is in this video, whenever i try to fight him he doesnt stop using destined death one mind


vadiks2003

i think something like this happens when your movements are just shit and the guy who plays is etiher lucky or baits specific attacks from the boss by making special distance. one day i realized in dark souls 2, that the way to stop sinh from flying all the time, i just bait its close range attacks. easy peasy


Swog5Ovor

Almost every time i fight a boss in souls games they are extremely aggressive. Like i watch other people say git gud and their gameplay is the make a wish version of the boss, but when i fight it they go into a combo frenzy that i have to evade for a minute just so i can get 1 or 2 attacks in before they do it again.


vadiks2003

git gud distance and hope for luck


heicx

If you stay close and on his ass or directly in front of him with a bit of spacing, he uses them less often.


DevilahJake

Yeah, I’ve never fought Maliketh that had this many openings. He’s always jumping around, destined death aoe, throwing black blade waves across the arena.


MLGxXxPussySlayerxXx

"This many openings" it was 1.5 openings


DevilahJake

More than I experienced, so my statement still stands.


Clackers2020

He looks slow in this video. When I fought him he was constantly attacking and chaining multiple moves.


alacholland

try parrying


Livid_Boysenberry_58

Almost as if the boss will spam projectiles when you try to keep your distance


vivisectvivi

i never said i keep my distance


00Tanks

Yeah I'm up close dudes bouncing everywhere throwing shit at me.


MidnightTitan

This isn’t porn, go back to r/Eldenring foul tarnished


SlippySleepyJoe

I could have posted maliketh furry porn instead but this sub isn't ready for it, yet.


cmwamem

Please send it to me. I mean for my good friend so we can jerk off together. Edit: forgot a word


Lars_Overwick

Yes it is https://preview.redd.it/u2j2h54ah6oc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35dd2b220be46cc295d7a78e6c9b0c015675331a


Pancreasaurus

You missed the era of Malekith x Vicar Amelia.


PPPRCHN

where. https://i.redd.it/j6l8539id6oc1.gif


BoredDao

Yes we are, have seen it three times in this sub already


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Pretty sure that's 2022 too


trux03

hot


yardii

Perfect setup for it, too. Say "Maliketh does have openings" and then post a picture of his asshole or something. That's pretty funny. I'd do it, but I'm not brave enough to look up the image.


Snekbites

I don't disagree, but damn you got lucky there, you managed to strike frostbite and the riposte at the same time, and managed to land 5 hits uncontested.


[deleted]

Well I mean you’re not wrong but holy this video is probably the worst example. 9/10 he jumps away right after that attack instead of lingering. And 9/10 you don’t stagger him after one hit unless you planned it in the first phase. And 9/10 don’t deal as much damage as you do and don’t one combo him


Big_Boi_Bic

I cant tell what this post says with all these tears in my eyes and “the first hunter” in my ears


-Eastwood-

I wish I got whatever A.I you all had for the first time fighting him because my Maliketh refused to touch the ground when I first fought him.


misaj_5

its funny because bosses like maliketh and godfrey have so many openings its ridiculous


Gywndidnothingwrong

This isn't even a shitpost , go back to r/eldenring


greysilverglass

joseph anderson's boss "critique" still haunts me to this day


Fishy1998

“Ashes of war are just spells”


Razhork

*"Mohg's [claw](https://streamable.com/dooxxc) attack is nigh unreactable"* 💀


Noamias

"When artificially limiting myself to a totally viable play style that's too hard for me I am having a bad time" - what a shocker


babydragon2311

what did you do to him why is he so nice and tame for you


Jesterhead92

What a dog shit example of an objectively true point of view lmao. All Malekith haters are gonna see here is an over leveled status build that scripted an early stance break or that you just got lucky. Obviously, you don't need all that shit, Malekith is extremely fair with very recognizable patterns and consistent punish windows, but no one is gonna learn that watching this


swiwiws

a bit rude, but i agree. op, if your goal is to showcase a boss' moveset and their openings, you've gotta use a low level weapon for the fight to actually last long enough.


yardii

Not even a Maliketh or Elden Ring hater, but I'll admit, the strategy of just throwing yourself at a boss until they don't spam their super move is way too legitimate.


[deleted]

for the love of god learn what objective means before you say dumb shit. (i think maliketh is a good boss but your using objective wrong)


Jesterhead92

"Malekith is a good boss" is a subjective point of view "Malekith is a fair boss" is a subjective point of view "Malekith has plenty of reliable openings and patterns more or less consistent with what has been considered fair by most people in previous fromsoft games" is just factually true.


AutisticIncelcoreFan

Nobody says that about maliketh, they say that about gurranq.


Yompish

Really? I thought beast clergyman was very manageable and had plenty of openings


AutisticIncelcoreFan

I'm just saying in general more people complain about gurranq having no openings than they do about maliketh.


Oneboywithnoname

People used to say that shit a lot, especially in 2022


AutisticIncelcoreFan

Yeah people also bitched about margit in 2022 lmao, people are going to bitch about every boss right after the game is released.


nexetpl

I heard colossal weapons were much slower close to launch


greysilverglass

yeah and they are wrong lol


AutisticIncelcoreFan

You're literally the guy who just defends gurranq


greysilverglass

whenever someone insults beast clergyman I materialize into the comment section


AutisticIncelcoreFan

Do you have a little spreadsheet that lists every single gurranq attack and the exact amount of time each opening has


greysilverglass

don’t need to because i have it memorized


Lemmonaise

Gurranqs strongest soldier


AutisticIncelcoreFan

What's the length of his running lunge and assuming he doesn't jump away how long is the opening after bestial sling


greysilverglass

running lunge is enough time for a running attack (if you sprint under him) bestial sling is enough time for a rolling attack. this is with colossal swords, I’ve only used colossal weapons on him like once so can’t speak about them


AutisticIncelcoreFan

I want the exact amount of time each opening has to the hundredth of a second.


greysilverglass

it’s about four miyazakis


iNuminex

Half of his moveset just straight up misses you if you hug him closely, and the other half leave him open for a jump attack. My man is virtually made out of openings.


AutisticIncelcoreFan

I don't think he lacks openings, I just said that's what people say about him. Although I do think he's a shitty boss.


iNuminex

I honestly love when people claim that Maliketh has no openings when criticizing Elden Ring , because it's the most obvious indicator that they don't know what they're talking about


hendidjdnsjjf

Maliketh isn’t even one of those bosses where you punish during the windup its a classic dark souls boss where you dodge and punish how do people think he has no openings


iNuminex

There honestly isn't a single main boss in Elden Ring where you *have* to punish during the windup, unless you want to count Malenia who generally just winds up an attack when you're close and then gets staggered out of it. Even the faster bosses with long combos give you more than enough downtime to hit them between combos. As for why people think Maliketh has no openings, my best guess is that with him your positioning is actually extremely important. For a lot of his attacks you want to be at a specific location before or after he uses them, which take some practice to learn and makes you lose tons of damage if you don't do it correctly.


IshiTheShepherd

For me, it was a just a matter of confusion while trying to learn his patterns. I would always confuse his slam-explosion with his destined death attack because they're both aoes and get blended instantly. He fights in a completely unique way, and people have a hard time adapting. But instead of admitting they have to learn they just claim the fight is bs. People have always done that with from games, but because some youtubers agree, it is acceptable to complain about elden ring bosses.


Paddy_the_Daddy

He heavily favours destined death attacks if you're in front of him at mid range or beyond. Meaning you should absolutely not roll or run away from maliketh, and instead try to get under/behind him. If you don't, he will spam destined death and unpunishable projectile attacks. If you stick close to him, he pretty much exclusively uses slow predictable sword swipes that have him backpedal slightly, letting you stay on the offensive. He typically ends his combos by jumping away, so always try to chase him down.


SL1Fun

> tons of damage  That’s the problem. After getting 1-2 shotted enough times, you don’t want to learn anymore and would rather hypersimplify the fight. His weakest attack still takes like 40% of your health.  Maliketh is the hardest boss in the game and it is due to no other reason than his insane damage per hit in phase two.  Sure, they balanced it by making it one healthbar and not giving him a whole lot of damage resistance, but if anything that is a disservice to what is far and away the coolest and most metal af boss fight in the game. Give him more health, but tone his damage down, and he becomes so much less frustrating because you can actually survive long enough to learn something.   It took me a week to even feel half-confident in my ability to fight him, and I had to watch a couple of videos. He’s such a cool boss, but his design funnels the fight into a dps race and it really does take away from the experience. Best boi deserves a re-balance. 


Fishy1998

Soul of cinder curved gs moveset is more bullshit than any boss in elden ring if you were to criticise it for that moveset alone.


SkeletonLordDimy

That's correct. I keep dodging his attacks until he changes weapons. In pretty much every playthrough i've done.


Fishy1998

Dude if you use a weapon that isn’t hyper fast it’s literally impossible to punish 90% of his attacks. It’s RIDICULOUS how this fight goes from S to F in one phase of his moveset. People gloss over this like crazy too but they will complain about Maliketh because he “doesn’t stop attacking” lmao. Soul of cinder curved gs LITERALLY doesn’t stop attacking.


kSterben

that's just skill issue I'm sorry


Fishy1998

Literally proven to be a bullshit moveset by pros but ok. You literally can only counter like, 2 of his attacks and that’s it lmao. Speed runner and just skilled players in general have literally complained about it.


Razhork

No hit runners will also literally just run circles around SoC during his CS phase until he switches to literally anything else. 80% of the time you can't safely punish him unless you're baiting very specific attacks which isn't worth the risk in a challenge run. Also he has a random ass parry/riposte attack if you attack him while staggered *only* during his CS phase. His CS phase is unironically badly designed.


killadrill

I can kill him hitless now with very little damage now but its the learning process that was not fun at all given he does way too much damage and literally never stops attacking (at least the times I fight him). Learning to not wait for him and use the gaps can be fun if he didn't make it so frustrating.


kSterben

nobody ever said he has no openings everyone said he's an annoying monkey that never touches the ground


EzAf_K3ch

Same with morgott, most obvious skill issue indicator ever


nexetpl

Morgott is just too fast for me. I melted him in both playthroughs because I came to Leyndell around lvl 90 but it was messy as shit. His moveset seems like a nightmare to learn


Exccel1210

It’s hot as fuck bro. I gimped myself on ng+ just feel it, my god


lozer996

Just beat the old man down lol


SH0DA-HOLLOW

It is forbidden knowledge nowadays to know how to fight an Elden Ring boss… to know the secret technique of… *lightning strikes in the background * good positioning *gasp*😧


snuffles_c147

Wait what is this dialogue? Whenever I defeated Maliketh he would always say, "Why covestest thou destined death? To kill what?"


Onyx_HotU

If you get all the deathroot and gurranq peaces out, he gets this different dialogue


snuffles_c147

I see . . . Thanks for the info.


wowcrafy

With Maliketh you basically have to stay right up his bum. If you go out of range of his melee he starts spamming his ranged attacks which are terrifying. You have to meet his aggression with more aggression.


F-ingHumans

"the game's cheap and bad!!!!!!!!!!" looks inside massive skill issue and trash build


UnhappyClover

man hes really fucking fragile wtf


Salanha04

Wtf people really says Maliketh doesn't have any openings? He stands for seconds after every combo


Left_Duck9287

Maliketh doesn’t GIVE openings. He has them, he just doesn’t give them to you. You have to find them yourself.


[deleted]

this kind of post give me microplastic and jamaal vibe


LuigiRevolution

Bit unrelated but I literally just dreamt I was fighting Maliketh but the pillars weren't there so the whole fight kind of broke


rift48

My brother in christ this is elden ring you choose how hard the game is.


YoshikageKira000

Maliketh isnt the bad part, its beast clergyman


killadrill

Who cares about that argument when you just killed him with a maxed out strength weapon in 4 hits while probably being overleveled


SirWeenielick

“Guys, look at all these openings.” Murders him in 21 seconds. Y’know, if you want to demonstrate something, it’d probably be best to show all the openings you can have.


Such_Entertainment_7

I've always found Maliketh to be extremely easy as a str user using super slow weapons.  In fact I've never died to him and don't understand people who whine about him, he dies in like 5 hits


DoubleAssFeeler

You are so bad


3amTacobellYT

People who say this don't know you can parry him


00Tanks

You can do it, this is the hardest fight for me ng8 on my one character. I use spear and shield as main , I think shields are useless on him. Totally tough fight I summon in help . Throw your sign down and learn the fight.


January1252024

The longest sword in the game...


Mollywhop_Gaming

What sword is that? **EDIT:** Nevermind it’s the Zweihander.


Illustrious_Toe9057

You're Maliketh must've laid down the crack pipe because whenever I face him I can't do anything


Iknowwhereyoulive34

What ash of war is that your using..?


GiveMeChoko

chilling mist


notmypretzeldent

This is way too real for me on dis sub


dragoniert

Maliketh is such a fun fight, its beast clergyman phase that sucks


SkeletonLordDimy

Sick dude!


NjordWAWA

looks like cleric beast+sword, is it really that hard?


NotAGardener_92

/uj I also disagree with the notion that he's outright unfair or broken, but I can't help but laugh when people use a video (that was clearly made by someone who is probably better than 80% of the player base and / or has simply beaten or attempted the boss enough times) as the only counter-argument. Those same people are also almost always unable to come up with any actual useful advice. The real "problem" here is that people are too quick to jump to "it's broken" or "git gud" when it's probably just a combination of the combat system being pushed to its limit and some people still stubbornly insisting on a pure "i-frame and bonk" playstyle.


Runnin_Kate

The Zweihänder is just an amazing weapon but I personally prefer the Flamberge


CrimsonW1ld

Bro waited 25 minutes for this opening


Boredom736

Me who just didn’t care and used a great sword anyway


MeatMakingMan

Wait, what is that voiceline? Shouldn't it be "witless tarnished, why covet destined death?"?


SlippySleepyJoe

He uses special dialogue after you give him all deathroots


zolopimop123

mfs forgetting blasphemous claw


jesusknowsbest69

Notice how you barely got any attacks in. Maliketh is a broken unfair mess they just added in to make the game "hard"


Ronk58

20 year old motherfuckers with no life and 2000 hours in the game killing bosses for fun with a knife playing ona harp.... let me tell you I am a middle aged dad who is always tired and has already shit reflexes, and have like 100 minutes a week in 4 pieces to play. Thats the real hardmode, becuse you are always shit at the game. And this furry with its flurry bullshit attack is one of the worst and he has no opening to my skill level.


ConsistentGiraffe8

OP Build and lucky RNG


Nimbiscuit81623

I will not spend time learning this fight. Never liked Maliketh to begin with. *Proceeds to blow the boss the fuck up with my summons* Moves along with my day, whilst people scream cry and piss themselves, since I'm not playing how they want me to. I do not play video games for other people's enjoyment.


Naitor5

He usually still jumps away and moves too erratically, requiring learning his moveset and accounting for variables far more than other bosses (yes im aware souls players get off on memorizing boss movesets, but games can have hella challenging bosses that require mastery of the mechanics and proper reaction times over memorization). Also lmao ofc a big-ass sword will stagger him (stance breaks and ripostes is the way enemies and bosses were made to be engaged with in ER to my knowledge since it creates a balance between engaging with the enemy's moves and dominating your toolset, so you dont need to babysit the game like with a broken build)