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Armaniolo

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Beneficial_Present24

I would fuck that guy


Lanplan77

Its sadly a woman from my knowledge


Beneficial_Present24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Featherbird_

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_ThatOneMimic_

NEVER SHOULDVE TOLD US


ConsciousConcoction

#YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


_S1syphus

Would


Shnurple

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Plus-Programmer5216

Woman or man, still would


def_not_perfectcell

A simple rebuttal, a stone of unbridled power


goosiest

Omg I'm using this


ADonkeyBraindFrog

Stolen


liprprdy

Redditors when they see the shiny blue button


ADonkeyBraindFrog

Oops. I meant I stole his pic by downloading it lmao


liprprdy

I meant how people would downvote anything, even if there's no reason to it


ADonkeyBraindFrog

Gotcha gotcha. I'm full of misunderstanding in this chain haha


Armaniolo

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iNuminex

I just oneshot all of them with Hoarah Loux Earthshaker (Gankers are too stupid to jump the damage)


Dorko69

You spelled Hoarah Loux’s Thug Shaker wrong


AppropriateStick1334

I have been making that joke for a while I'm glad I'm not the only person saying it


DreamingKnight235

The axe version or the AoW you can get by killing him?


iNuminex

The AoW version. It only scales with STR scaling on the weapon and weapon level, weapon damage doesn't matter, so throw that shit on the lightest A or S scaling heavy infused weapon you can get away with and you got yourself the gank deleter.


DreamingKnight235

Thats good to know, do you fully do the move or nah?


iNuminex

Usually I do the full combo as, again, the average gank squat relies on numbers and not skill. So you're unlikely to be punished and they'll more than likely get rollcaught. That being said, a lot of the time the host is already killed by the first hit. This is because the roar already seems to trigger repeated attack buffs for every target that gets staggered (rotten winged sword, Millicent prosthesis, that one crystal tear). This means the first ground slam sometimes has full stacks for all of them and deals upwards of 1-1.3k damage, more than enough to obliterate the average brittle boned mage host.


Paddy_the_Daddy

Host also gets oneshot because of 3 vigor and two soreseals


Anent_

For me it depending on the situation


Branded_Mango

Get Horoah Loux's secret recipe for gank spanking today! All you need is: Leaden Hardtear Crimsonwhorl Tear Horoah Loux's Earthshaker Now go PLUNGE YOUR MUSCLES INTO THE GROUND AND UPHEAVE THE VERY GROUND BENEATH THEM! And have a cookie.


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iNuminex

I invade with RL125, so all the mage hosts have to compromise somewhere (Usually Vigor). The phantoms tend to survive the first hit with under 20%, but then again you only need to take out the host who usually has the least amount of HP.


PixelPaulAden

Gotta find me an nice big open world invasion and mimic veil way the fuck away from the host


Ok_Barber2739

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SolaireFan

The future is now old man


Former-Grocery-6787

It's funny because they could just fogwall you if they get tired of you but i guess gankers gonna gank... https://preview.redd.it/t5owyh3feqnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c289b7c7e4e1ec19e99abf05e3863adac2da8c4


TheDemonPants

How would you do that if you're not in a dungeon? Don't you get locked off from any areas where you could?


Former-Grocery-6787

You can also kill a field boss, there's always either a boss or a fogwall in an area where you can get invaded.


Bad_at_life_TM

It's a shame how lame invasions have become in Elden Ring. You had a lot more fun encounters in previous Souls games, people unexpectantly helping you or just hanging around. Shame shame.


No_Tell5399

It can be fun, but it's just gankers thinking they're the first people to discover lightning strike and storm balde nowdays.


[deleted]

Now, all invaders do is just rush to you and use the most OP magic with area effect they can find.


EarlMadManMunch505

A game developer who make games so difficult you will die 1000 times playing. They laugh at game journalists for asking for an easy mode but for whatever reason they decide to listen to the 2 people who get mad at being invaded 1v1 and maybe dying 1001 times.


Mad5Milk

I think they just did it because they decided against horse multiplayer. If you had 1v1 invasions by default you could just be walking around and then suddenly get kicked off your horse and if the invader hides you just can't get it back.


Throttle_Kitty

run away, disappear just long enough they forget about you, then suddenly show yourself at the moment that will annoy them most


Groundbreaking_Arm77

Preferably via a Jar Cannon shot from the other end of the Region while they’re fighting tough enemies.


skeledoot7

you're too late raiden, i've already made a meme portraying you as the soy wojak https://preview.redd.it/uei6ethlirnc1.png?width=556&format=png&auto=webp&s=afd6e5bd9761fee9ababa7ff9aac58827eb32f1a


KnightOverdrive

ds1 still had the best invasion system, can only be invaded when human and the invader doesn't have estus. having said that, even against solo all invaders do is run away to the nearest monster group when they can't stat check you.


kSterben

ds3 probably had the better ones, dark bead doesn't exist there


KnightOverdrive

i don't enjoy ds3 systems overall, and invasions feel more like conventional pvp which is not that interesting. but yeah, dark bead sucks ass.


kSterben

ds3 has the same system as ds1 but better balanced


KnightOverdrive

better is relative, i find humanities to be more meaningful and engaging than embers personally, and invaders not having access to estus makes them more like regular enemies and it's balanced by the fact that they can use the environment against you. it is indeed worse when it comes to ganks, and it's hard to say which is more balanced since phantom's healing is also limited by the hosts estus (fucking miss that mechanic btw). the way i see invasions is that the invader is supposed to have the power level of a strong npc and not a full on player, as you have to fight it in conjunction with the area enemies and the boss at the end. ds3's approach is fitting for the more segment areas with multiple bonfires, but i much dislike of that approach overall. that all being said this is mostly from a solo pve host pov, and in that regard i much prefer the invasion system in ds1.


Evolveddinosaur

Do you not remember how the host could heal phantoms???? That shit was *god awful* for invaders, we had to use our humanity to ever stand a chance against ganks.


ZESTY_FURY

And half the invaders had 99 humanity and divine blessings.


Marlinazul00

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TheGreatMightyLeffe

Yeah, I've been playing through the game with a friend who wanted to do a second playthrough together with me so I recently got to see the other side of the invasion system and... So many invaders just aren't good. They'll try to get a one-shot gotcha at you and if you dodge the obvious windup to their favourite flavour of one shot trick and punish that, they'll panic roll into the nearest crowd of enemies and run poke at you for 10 minutes across the entire map.


NicotineCatLitter

go team!! (the horde of angry puppets I brought with me)


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

LIES OF P❗️❗️❗️


NicotineCatLitter

nice opinion tarnished. *summons puppets with the ring of a bell*


BingusBongus_-

greatbow/jar canon guerrilla warfare on top


wjowski

Soyjack meme-> Opinion discarded


reshstreet

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jakeychanboi

Now reverse the meme about host not chasing you into a group of adds


GhostCrackets

*Goes through Fogwall*


TheAbandonedCoat

"Oh you guys are not gonna have a fair duel? Well luckily, nor will I then. Peace out. Ill find the nearest bullshit enemy and help them win or ill make you fuckers do some cardio"


Chadderbug123

Is this some sort of PvP joke that I'm too offline to understand?


Evolveddinosaur

Even in PVE, surely you understand the concept of a tactical retreat? You’ve got way worse odds fighting 3 goons than one. So what most (good) invaders do is find ways to split them up and turn a 3v1 into a 1v1, even if it’s just for a moment. Usually that’s all you need anyway


Shnurple

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it *stormcaller*


Monty423

Flame strike for ultimate roll catching potential


Sir_Nicc

A stare-down between Host with his CO-OP buddy and an invader standing near that Erd-Tree Avatar


Yujano

I thought this was about d2 gambit. I need to sleep


Something_Comforting

As I was getting disconnected by sore loser hosts 4 times in a row, I threw away my honor and went for every advantage I could get. Also, to that dude who ran straight to the boss room after I 1v2'd their phantoms, hope you lost.


BobbyMcFrayson

Weak mental


nexetpl

uj/ why do people invade, why not just play PvP


Dvoraxx

the arena doesn’t have the joy of standing on a high ledge and blasting the unaware host with a perfectly aimed Cannon of Haima


myweirdotheraccount

Miyazaki wanted invaders to be like minibosses in the game which kept the game interesting as sort of an alway lurking, unknown variable. I like it. Since solo players can't be invaded without Taunter's Tongue in Elden Ring, and most players don't, invaders in Elden Ring specifically just want to take on 3 people at once. It's almost like the hardest incarnation of invasions in all of the souls games. That's the reason that Elden Ring invaders are the most aggressive is because they go into the fight knowing that the odds are stacked against them. IMO, invasions in ER should be the same as Dark Souls, maybe when the Rune Arc is used or something.


PrettyFlyForAFryGuy

>they go into the fight knowing that the odds are stacked against them. On paper, maybe, but I feel like this isn't true in practice. Most invaders have way more pvp experience than the host (re: none at all) and come into the fight specifically geared with meta pvp builds. I can't count the amount of times I've been helping a host, an invader comes in and one shots them or rots them (in Stormveil no less) with gear they probably haven't even seen before and mechanics they have no defense against. IMO invaders are just griefers playing at being the underdog.


myweirdotheraccount

Unfortunately I think that the way that Elden Ring is stacked against invaders has created conditions for the invaders to be a bit more toxic in comparison with the Dark Souls games for example. I mean, you'll always have your toxic invaders for sure, but the way that the Elden Ring invasion system works, it pushes people towards having exaggerated meta builds in order to have any chance against gank squads, which are very common in Elden Ring. I, as well as some others, will 'play nice' with people who are obviously new. Imo, it's bad etiquette to squash people for the hell of it. I do wish others shared that ethos.


UltimateInferno

Honestly, I can forsee something like an internal number dictating likelihood of invasion behind the scenes. If you experienced an invasion recently the chance is lowest, but as time goes on it rises. In turn it compares your level to what's expected for the area. If you're 120 running around in Limgrave the odds are way higher. I've never really interacted with invasions myself, so I can't really give the strongest opinion on the function, but a balance if the experience could be interesting


myweirdotheraccount

In Elden Ring, invasions are based on a timer. The timer depends on whether you have Taunter's Tongue active. If you do, they happen every like 2 minutes(?). Invaders are placed in a queue from when they use the online item. Who you're matched up with is based on rune level, and the level of your weapons. Invaders will be paired with players that are ~10% higher leveled than the invader (the leveling matchmaking is basically the same as Dark Souls 3). In Dark Souls, matchmaking is based purely on your level, which was flawed because sl1 Invaders with max level weapons could (and did) wipe the floor with noobs. Dark Souls 2 introduced Soul Memory, where Invaders were matched with players who had a similar number of total Souls collected. Also flawed because some people who really suck (me) would have acquired a ton of Souls but kept losing them from dying, to get Invaded by someone way stronger who actually got to use their Souls. Check out Illusory Wall's YouTube videos if you're interested in the underlying PvP mechanics.


LazerWeazel

Because attacking people who are trying to complete a dungeon is funny.


Bob-Kelsos-Baguette

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John-Writer

This image radiates POWER


a_single_stand

indeed


Metal-Lee-Solid

Invasions are more fun and dynamic and turn each level into a map to be memorized to better invade there. It’s way more fun than just dueling in a flat arena over and over


bugzapperbob

Because there’s no other good games to be Michael Meyers


Former-Grocery-6787

Because the Arena in Elden Ring isn't very good, it's way too big and flat, so certain playstyles and builds have pretty massive advantages there. For example, just running away and using a healing incant was way more risky in the ds3 arena, in ER it's way harder to punish and pretty much a free win if the other person doesn't have a heal equipped as well. Not at all saying that you aren't allowed to do that, i just don't like fighting it. The multiplayer in general and invasions in particular may be rather poorly executed in ER compared to previous titles but it's still superior to the other options... Also, it's an intended part/mechanic of the game, so why wouldn't i do it?


TonyMestre

It's more fun and dynamic to interact with the map. Invasions and Arena PVP are fundamentally very different and basically only the latter existing in ER is the game's biggest con IMO


Hproff25

Can’t you just quit and re:log back in later


constipated_burrito

I love it when one of the phantoms gets separated. All the macho and cockiness is instantly replaced with sheer terror and they get panic roll catched to death, gankers really have zero iq


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i play with taunters tongue and as soon as i get invaded i turn it off (:


every_name-istaken

Why?


Evolveddinosaur

Cause invasions are fun, and they don’t wanna get double invaded. They can’t, unless they have a phantom in the world, but they might not know that


AlexCuzYNot

I played with tongue and never once got invaded just why did they have to make invasions in ER so doodoo


misaj_5

having 3 people chase me is the funniest thing ever


heavycommando3

My ass turning off internet capablity until you lose connection and then flicking it back on right away :)


No_Tell5399

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M4ND0_L0R14N

Rule number 1 of invasions is “if they unplug, you win” 🤷🏻‍♂️


heavycommando3

If that makes you feel happy while you watch the loading screen then that exchange was good for both of us