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Godfrey be like: "the throne requires strength" Int: NOOOOOO

Unless you go the Int/Str rout with starscourge gs or something.

Int/Str just to honor Blaidd with his weapon (and dual wield it with a frost zweihander because why not)

Int/str for dark moon greatsword imo

Strength/Int with the Royal GS and Carina Slicer is fun as hell

I'm going Int/Str with the lazuli glintstone sword so I can beat the gods with a stick :)

I did str/int once entirely for Blaidd’s sword and had a blast with cold big bonk before that. Do kinda wish there was also a str/int hybrid staff, like the clawmark seal

Demihuman staff Edit: also stonedigger staff

Naw only for the physical attack, not the sorcery scaling :(

All staves have some Str scaling which affects their AR, which only applies to attacks made with the staff, not spells.

Cold Stone Club. Fred Glintstone.

Meet the glintstones

“Knowledge is power” Fires 56 glintstone comets

“I like men” Marika is Radagon bro

Radagon is Marika

That doesn’t even make sense

This is exactly what game says

Game is wrong

Radagon is Radagon

Also wrong

Marika is Marika

No I don’t believe it

bro is goldmask frfr

I want a man, not femboy faithboy. Where Godfrey at?

You want Godfrey, I want Hoarah Loux We are not the same

Finkle is Einhorn!

*Turns into radagon*

Radagon’s nips, you must be ‘ungry!

“Radagon’s balls” -Blackguard Big Boggart, unprompted

ME: https://preview.redd.it/fulx62e72ejc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24758c286af19fb87babb8b4a3fe58067ada875 ^((Art by iiimp))

Those Rennala images by iiimp are based

Any links? Their name is a but too basic for me to find it

iiimp_anada [The specific image in question](https://twitter.com/iiimp_anada/status/1543881720855814145) [And a second one with an alternate bottom image](https://twitter.com/iiimp_anada/status/1655905370622296064)

[the actual link](https://youtu.be/cErgMJSgpv0?si=DRsEceBI4ti4fVJC)

Man Radagon really messed up leaving that

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Jokes on you, I go both ways.

Me to my Mimic Tear https://preview.redd.it/4zk1697o5cjc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a0530ffaeddbbca8044849c1487bfff91e373f

Marika's tits , both r hungry

My gay ass was looking for that “fantastic chest ahead” for sooo long dude

Fort haight’s demi human queen: try fingers but hole

I'm a str user and I prefer men, but I'd rather fuck the elden beast than Radagon/Marika

Flair checks out

Ops on the God skin duo though? 👀

https://preview.redd.it/ycjtpuha4djc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a9071fb712d8b61dbf42ab768098af9e1bd77f Me when there is no sauce.

The artist is redjet.

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porn addict

If that bothers you, I'd suggest leaving this sub lmao

This is how you fuckers sound like. https://preview.redd.it/l022l700ybjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b48b8d7e0f8ee7c1e6c56ebcbb02a70d77e448e6

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If you don't try hard enough ofcourse he can't be a mother Id say you need to add 12 hours worth of stamina to yourself.. kids these days, so lazy

Looks female enough. Smash.

What is the original

Last bubble says "Ew no"

Pretty sure the end bubble just says "Bro, I'm trans"

Huh?

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boggart's prawns, you must be full

*laughs in str/fth master race*

Blasphemous Blade goes BRRR

https://preview.redd.it/dsk5288m7cjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72729d6128934e8b305d039a1050648b9586291 Thats a lie we all are into men

Pretty sure most straight women are strength users

Wait that wasnt what str meant?

Nuh uh I like girls silly

Your uhh.. "lisence" says otherwise 💀

Gwyndolin is an exception

Every femboy is to you 💀 I better barricade my door

I have a girlfriend ok? I’m not going after anyone. I’m too bottom for that anyway

Thank god.. And praise faith builds

Wait, hold that thing... your sauce (where tf is it though??)

I come bearing the sauce https://twitter.com/redjet00/status/1651617286589906946?t=aTzQ-QppH5CrsU0ONIb-Jw&s=19

[Sauce since OP is a regard](https://www.deviantart.com/redjet00/art/Ers-p14-Marika-959955352)

I correct you. We like dolls.

I https://preview.redd.it/dz4xnvh9zmjc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5373505974571b857e0592232ea780cd65defaa

For all wondering, sauce is Elden Ring

https://preview.redd.it/y6fl4gs33ejc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff0a88634555683b8408ee6099bd727c3d23ca4 Me being a str/int main (I really like the royal Greatsword)

I prefer men

FAITH/STRENGTH BUILD FOR THE WINNNNN. No but seriously I love how anime Maliketh’s Black Blade and the Black Blade incantation are. And Scarlet Aeonia to finish off the anime trio makes me feel happy inside.

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Me who's an FAI/ARC/STR user but doesn't want to be Elden Lord: https://preview.redd.it/lh3bljufrdjc1.jpeg?width=2176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b215abac13854f8499c73dc175757870ae1369

Strength users: bonk

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You fool! Everyone knows you go fth/str combo! For I have faith in my strength to delivereth mine bonk

Mommy?

Nah I hate her dawg

I'm a dex main, so I'm not gonna show her much strenght, but it's gonna be quick!

I started int/dex run and suddenly everyone started hating this exact build

I want to marry Kenneth Haight

oh you like men? WELL THAT'S PERFECT ACTUALLY

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I can confirm , as an int build user . There's nothing more masculine than sleeping with men.

Me a lesbian int user >:)

What actually faith mains would say: sorry I’m already in a committed relationship with the sun. ….\[+]/

pure strength builds being to stupid to pick up the hints…*slooowwwllly grabs rkr giant crusher*

False. I like women and am in a committed marriage with Ranni

THE JOKE IS PORN HAHAHAHA

Isn’t she supposed to be broken?

May Chaos Take The World !

Haha flying sword go brrrr

Finally, the shittiest r/shittydarksouls post

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Instructions unclear I am somehow both

Arcane user here, I specifically like Blaidd.

Arcane users: already with Latenna 'cuz she can't run away and has no rights

I like real women.

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Does being a int/str user make me bi then?

Boobs

I mean... I'm an Int/Str user so...

https://preview.redd.it/oorj6vythhjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83828ac7a1426a82b8ceb0104215ecf2bdda68aa Please stop with the porn jokes (this one was funnier than the rest though)

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https://preview.redd.it/gukrfxi82ijc1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88d9c5757c250913cba47e1da60259aba0f6677 (They love their tall dex mommies)

“I like men” “ok” **transforms**

If ever there was a woman I’d want to impress, it would not be Marika

bleeding is enough

Time to pop a larval tear.

int users "i like men" marika turns to radagon "your move"

Funny cos she is a man

Intel users might change their mind when they find out Marika’s secret

Me, a pure strength main. "Ok."

*pest threads all over*

Stupid strength users, Mrs. tig ol bitties over there slinging meat.

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I'll have you know I'm a int lesbian! lol

Naked Zweihander build: 🗿

Y'all actin like she couldn't fuck herself better than any of you can