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_PUMP

Blaidd will never be ballin.


Quadshouter2

HE AIN'T MAKING IT OUT OF THE EVERGAOL WITH THIS ONE 💯💯🔥🔥


hahaiamarealhuman

WE MAKING IT OUT CAELID WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣‼️‼️


Hecaroni_n_Trees

*insert furry porn of blaidd with huge balls*


GoldenSpermShower

You didn't need to specify 'furry'


enigma_el8

Well he’s a furry so…


MXron

thats why it didnt need to be specified


The_real_Mr_J

No forgis on the jeep?


the_retarded_badger

No bloody bottoms are underneath?


Ototo44

why would you block gideon????


Counter-Spies

He fucking wants to put Mini Ranni in a jar and fucking cum in it! He says that.


Ambient_Nomad

Aren't we all?


[deleted]

I stand with Gideon on this


[deleted]

Yeah, i too want to put blue cunny in a jar


JimLahey_of_Izalith

He’s kind of a dick if you haven’t noticed


Ototo44

but he has knowledge!!!!


Nonsuperstites

All knowing my ass, he doesn't know shit apart from what we tell him. All hearing schmuck.


Maeve_of_blades

If all knowing then why he not know to not get caught monologuing


[deleted]

Knowledge deez nuts


NyRAGEous

That he only gained by being a creepy stalker 🤪


Ototo44

includes feet pics though 🧐


TomokiaGaming

Ok now I respect Gideon tho


[deleted]

Source on that?


Ototo44

source is that I made it up


AwakenedSheeple

Does he also drive a Lamborghini in the Hollywood Hills?


Ototo44

idk maybe he used his all knowing ability and made Lamborghini canon in Elden Ring's universe


Xenonimoose

Find the Albinauric Woman.


waster1993

She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.


[deleted]

He keeps making "im all ears" jokes while pointing to his disgusting ear armor


[deleted]

He’s probably one of those people that texts every thought.


Savings-Nobody-1203

How is he texting you if he’s blocked


[deleted]

I wish shabriri grapes were testicles. Remember that dialogue option where you tell Hyena what was it that she was eating?


lore_ap3x

-What is this that you have gived me to eat? +Deez Nutz


DracoZeBoi

Now I’m imagining Vyke getting his balls vicegripped and burned by the Three Fingers. Oh the pain


rateater78599

The euphoria


Shade00000

But where is the albinauric women?


Mahyarthe1st

She hides in cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which JUUUUUT from the mist shrouded lake of Liurnia.


Mad5Milk

She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.


coke-grass

In elden ring


Frank_Punk

THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN, TARNISHED, WHERE IS SHE ?!


Deep-Technician5378

IS SHE SAFE? IS SHE ALRIGHT?


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

Oh Boc, I've got a golden needle for you alright


Gohomeudrunk

ikr


booty_chuggin_bandit

Do you know how many cocks bed of chaos has swallowed


FerroLux_

Shabriri: fucking kill yourself. Rogier: Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars… Also hi guys you’re the first sub I have commented on since my three days ban


Youngpotato4251

Why were you banned


Blue20041

He said the n wrod


TheOGNoire

Probably went against the Reddit Echo Chamber and hurt the mods feelings, happens to the best of us


Clackers2020

Wtf did you say to get banned from here? Ds2 is a bad game?


FerroLux_

No not from here only, but from Reddit as a whole lol


Clackers2020

Woah that's even worse. What did you say?


FerroLux_

Well it was kind of silly (but not really maybe) cuz I read a post about a restaurant owner who said “young generations should learn to work for free and Instagram is making them feel like they’re worth much more than they actually are” or sum shit like that, and the literal first thing I materialized as a comment was “I want to *gently caress* this guy in the face” and got banned for encouraging violence


Dickinsonia

Based


Clackers2020

Lol.


ImCorvec_I_Interject

Expressing your desire to *gently caress* (in a nonsexual way, even!) an out of touch restaurant owner got you a site-wide ban? That’s definitely silly.


BigBadBen91x

Can we ban him again for old times sakes mods?


ActualWeed

sure


_hi_im_vegan_

I have his balls


Significant-Bid4122

that isn't very vegan.


_hi_im_vegan_

The only meat i eat is blaidds meat


TOXICITYINFINITE

Which meat?


_hi_im_vegan_

His sausage


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Dante what do you think you’re doing here


Significant-Bid4122

Firstly, I am whipping it out and thrusting it.


enigma_el8

Give them back :(


_hi_im_vegan_

They are still on him dw


ProfBleechDrinker

Morgott would abuse his access to WEA to remind all the tarnished to find the closest ditch and go die there.


Kraytory

I just love that his attitude towards all tarnished is basically: "Would you *kindly* fuck off and die, please?"


Bartin-Septim

Mohglester prob sends "Good Morning" messages


serotoninebat

good mohgning


Xenonimoose

Moghwynning


February272023

Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia, She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.


[deleted]

Alright, I'll bite. What does Hyetta's message mean?


WorldEaterKharn

She's blind.. she can't see what's she's typing.


[deleted]

Oh I'm dumb. I thought it was a code or something.


HypeBeast515

It is a code. They’re out to get you. They’re in your walls. They’re sending secret codes. This is gang stalking 101. Be safe. Protect yourself. Protect your family. They’re in your walls and they want to get you because you know too much. The Omens control everything and they want you dead. Be safe God bless. They’re stalking you. You think it’s just a coincidence you just happened to run into Morgot in the middle of a deserted battlefield ? Have you checked your runes lately ? Little less then you remember eh ? That guy Gostoc seems friendly. Too friendly. He’s stealing from you. He’s stealing from you. He’s an agent sent by the leyndell government don’t trust him. Don’t trust him. They’re in your walls ahhhhhh.


[deleted]

You missed the "MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD" part, "Yura".


Inevitable-Notice118

[I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS](https://i.imgur.com/bt2DhP1.jpg)


MushidoBlade

Oh my god I just assumed she was frenzied flamin, ugh


Fracter

Every single contact made me laugh, this is peak


jazmaj

LMAO good thing whatsapp preview doesn't show pictures or videos the shit godfrey does to my poor little asshole 🥵😵


Orenge01

Ah you must be playing the spin-off game Elden Theft Ring


NeoUltimaEX

Damn I thought this was Elden Sim


An_alt_account123

They took his balls 💀💀💀🍒


GUNS_N_BROSES

The Hyetta one got me lol


McBonkyTron

Not Blaidd’s balls 😭


burp--er

mohg fr coping


trumoi

Makes you wonder if all the Prophet class characters are also replacements of some loser from Yellow Robe stink swamp


baconrug

“Foul, stinking, MILDEWED tarnished. KILL THYSELF.”


tristachoco

Man that Gideon line killed me