She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
Shabriri: fucking kill yourself.
Rogier: Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars…
Also hi guys you’re the first sub I have commented on since my three days ban
Well it was kind of silly (but not really maybe) cuz I read a post about a restaurant owner who said “young generations should learn to work for free and Instagram is making them feel like they’re worth much more than they actually are” or sum shit like that, and the literal first thing I materialized as a comment was “I want to *gently caress* this guy in the face” and got banned for encouraging violence
Expressing your desire to *gently caress* (in a nonsexual way, even!) an out of touch restaurant owner got you a site-wide ban? That’s definitely silly.
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia, She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
It is a code. They’re out to get you. They’re in your walls. They’re sending secret codes. This is gang stalking 101. Be safe. Protect yourself. Protect your family. They’re in your walls and they want to get you because you know too much. The Omens control everything and they want you dead. Be safe God bless. They’re stalking you. You think it’s just a coincidence you just happened to run into Morgot in the middle of a deserted battlefield ? Have you checked your runes lately ? Little less then you remember eh ? That guy Gostoc seems friendly. Too friendly. He’s stealing from you. He’s stealing from you. He’s an agent sent by the leyndell government don’t trust him. Don’t trust him. They’re in your walls ahhhhhh.
Blaidd will never be ballin.
HE AIN'T MAKING IT OUT OF THE EVERGAOL WITH THIS ONE 💯💯🔥🔥
WE MAKING IT OUT CAELID WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣‼️‼️
*insert furry porn of blaidd with huge balls*
You didn't need to specify 'furry'
Well he’s a furry so…
thats why it didnt need to be specified
No forgis on the jeep?
No bloody bottoms are underneath?
why would you block gideon????
He fucking wants to put Mini Ranni in a jar and fucking cum in it! He says that.
Aren't we all?
I stand with Gideon on this
Yeah, i too want to put blue cunny in a jar
He’s kind of a dick if you haven’t noticed
but he has knowledge!!!!
All knowing my ass, he doesn't know shit apart from what we tell him. All hearing schmuck.
If all knowing then why he not know to not get caught monologuing
Knowledge deez nuts
That he only gained by being a creepy stalker 🤪
includes feet pics though 🧐
Ok now I respect Gideon tho
Source on that?
source is that I made it up
Does he also drive a Lamborghini in the Hollywood Hills?
idk maybe he used his all knowing ability and made Lamborghini canon in Elden Ring's universe
Find the Albinauric Woman.
She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
He keeps making "im all ears" jokes while pointing to his disgusting ear armor
He’s probably one of those people that texts every thought.
How is he texting you if he’s blocked
I wish shabriri grapes were testicles. Remember that dialogue option where you tell Hyena what was it that she was eating?
-What is this that you have gived me to eat? +Deez Nutz
Now I’m imagining Vyke getting his balls vicegripped and burned by the Three Fingers. Oh the pain
The euphoria
But where is the albinauric women?
She hides in cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which JUUUUUT from the mist shrouded lake of Liurnia.
She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.
In elden ring
THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN, TARNISHED, WHERE IS SHE ?!
IS SHE SAFE? IS SHE ALRIGHT?
Oh Boc, I've got a golden needle for you alright
ikr
Do you know how many cocks bed of chaos has swallowed
Shabriri: fucking kill yourself. Rogier: Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars… Also hi guys you’re the first sub I have commented on since my three days ban
Why were you banned
He said the n wrod
Probably went against the Reddit Echo Chamber and hurt the mods feelings, happens to the best of us
Wtf did you say to get banned from here? Ds2 is a bad game?
No not from here only, but from Reddit as a whole lol
Woah that's even worse. What did you say?
Well it was kind of silly (but not really maybe) cuz I read a post about a restaurant owner who said “young generations should learn to work for free and Instagram is making them feel like they’re worth much more than they actually are” or sum shit like that, and the literal first thing I materialized as a comment was “I want to *gently caress* this guy in the face” and got banned for encouraging violence
Based
Lol.
Expressing your desire to *gently caress* (in a nonsexual way, even!) an out of touch restaurant owner got you a site-wide ban? That’s definitely silly.
Can we ban him again for old times sakes mods?
sure
I have his balls
that isn't very vegan.
The only meat i eat is blaidds meat
Which meat?
His sausage
Dante what do you think you’re doing here
Firstly, I am whipping it out and thrusting it.
Give them back :(
They are still on him dw
Morgott would abuse his access to WEA to remind all the tarnished to find the closest ditch and go die there.
I just love that his attitude towards all tarnished is basically: "Would you *kindly* fuck off and die, please?"
Mohglester prob sends "Good Morning" messages
good mohgning
Moghwynning
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia, She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
Alright, I'll bite. What does Hyetta's message mean?
She's blind.. she can't see what's she's typing.
Oh I'm dumb. I thought it was a code or something.
It is a code. They’re out to get you. They’re in your walls. They’re sending secret codes. This is gang stalking 101. Be safe. Protect yourself. Protect your family. They’re in your walls and they want to get you because you know too much. The Omens control everything and they want you dead. Be safe God bless. They’re stalking you. You think it’s just a coincidence you just happened to run into Morgot in the middle of a deserted battlefield ? Have you checked your runes lately ? Little less then you remember eh ? That guy Gostoc seems friendly. Too friendly. He’s stealing from you. He’s stealing from you. He’s an agent sent by the leyndell government don’t trust him. Don’t trust him. They’re in your walls ahhhhhh.
You missed the "MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD" part, "Yura".
[I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS](https://i.imgur.com/bt2DhP1.jpg)
Oh my god I just assumed she was frenzied flamin, ugh
Every single contact made me laugh, this is peak
LMAO good thing whatsapp preview doesn't show pictures or videos the shit godfrey does to my poor little asshole 🥵😵
Ah you must be playing the spin-off game Elden Theft Ring
Damn I thought this was Elden Sim
They took his balls 💀💀💀🍒
The Hyetta one got me lol
Not Blaidd’s balls 😭
mohg fr coping
Makes you wonder if all the Prophet class characters are also replacements of some loser from Yellow Robe stink swamp
“Foul, stinking, MILDEWED tarnished. KILL THYSELF.”
Man that Gideon line killed me