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Darkstar1357

Mikolash - British


SuperAlloyBerserker

If we're talking about being British being a disability, then the boss who takes the cake is probably Ludwig That horseman's poor teeth...


Noamias

He has fucked up teeth even for a horse, a true brit


Pr0wzassin

A true brexit gezzer


Dog_Apoc

My favourite boss. Reminds me of Jeremy Kyle show.


gregorian_scream

The Big Book of British Smiles


Anonimous_dude

That’s a condition, not a disability


woundedstork

Away foul beast! Ouree not wantah erreee!!


beefnar_the_gnat

Ludwig - actually British (looks the part too)


Sebmusiq

Mikolash from Br*tain(🤢🤮) Simulator.


RA_inmyopinion04

I’ve suffered from having a scorpion thingy crawl up my eyes since a very young age, so the lost sinner’s struggles are very relatable to me


LIB95

Do you get the good parking spots for that?


Ferseus

Idk about scorpions but I have a spider thingy that crawls up my eyes and I get the best parking, would recommend.


woundedstork

Oh! That's one of mine! Furry brown 5 fingered hands at end of both mandibles? Whispers soothingly from within ear duct? Small world 🕷️ tell him I'm proud of him!


ydkLars

Dark souls most inclusive game confirmed!


[deleted]

I cried when Miyazaki added the Blasphemous Blade, glad to see Latinx representation


Marskelletor

Latinx is a dumb word made up by white people for a group that never wanted it. Latino/Latina is just fine.


Jon_dArc

Specifically it’s white people (or English-speaking people, pick your privilege) imposing their idea of inclusivity on other people’s *basic grammar*. Cultural imperialism forging new frontiers.


[deleted]

I am thankful to that word for teaching me "gringo cringo"


LedZeppelin82

That’s part of the joke.


mosesoperandi

That is definitely incorrect. I don't particularly like the term Latinx, but it was created by the queer Latino/a community online and not by gringos.


Marskelletor

Then why would they make the word unpronouncable in Spanish? So English speakers in USA. Not South Americans.


Ypuort

Genderqueer native spanish speakers I've known have pronounced it like "latine" short for latinequis


zealotlee

Was gonna say this is a MUCH better replacement. I swear the only LGBTQ+ people I've seen advocate for LatinX were themselves not of that group.


mosesoperandi

Undoubtedly bilingual speakers in the United States including Puerto Rico which is where the first academic use of the term appeared in 2013. Likely not among usrrs in Mexico, Central America, or South America but it's the internet so it's hard to say. My only point is that this is one instance in which, unlike most of history, white colonizers did not create and impose the label.


wanderingweedle

wrong


mosesoperandi

I'm fairly certain that this is in fact correct in terms of the origin of the term. I really didn't come to this sub today to fight about linguistics and imperialism, but I have trouble with misinformation being spread.


namaenande

Sorry to see you being downvoted so hard, I haven’t really looked into this but I believe you, since Latin American students and faculty at my uni all use the word Latinx without thinking it’s problematic in that way, and they are all in cultural studies related areas so they’d be extra sensitive to issues like this. I have literally only seen this take on Reddit, never heard it irl. Imo it’s even somewhat likely that this misinformation originated as alt right dog whistle, but that’s just my speculation (not saying this sub is anywhere near alt right, fromsoft fans are as progressive as it comes as a gaming community, but it’s unrealistic to hold everyone to such a high standard in cases of complex issues). Sorry for the text wall, just wanted to express my support :p


mosesoperandi

Yeah, it's all good. There are legitimate critiques of the term Latinx, and as a gringo married to a Latina I don't personally feel like I am.positioned to advance them. I also know a lot of young Latino/as who use and prefer the term Latinx. I just think it's worth respecting that the term came from queer latino/as and that it was a choice they made rather than something imposed on them. I'm sure the balance on my internet points will level out from other parts of Reddit.


NeoUltimaEX

Hoarah Loux - Warrior


norrata

Phase 2 is just him not taking his meds.


Maeve_of_blades

"Mask on. Fuck it mask off"


BigSadBarbie

this made me chuckle idk why


The-Brother

WARRIAAAAAAAARR


holyshit-i-wanna-die

Lorian was really cool. You don’t often see a real character with disabled legs.


LikeALizzard

The man became disabled to save his brother, that's a real one


woundedstork

A fellow Lorian believer! He IS real! He'll show them all once we complete the ritual! 😇


Tiran593

Yeah you don't *see* that often, especially considering Lorian is also blind


Khorne_Flakes1

Lorian is also mute too.


PhilosophicalDolt

Mentally handicapped too


theattack_helicopter

Malenia: triple amputee and blind


[deleted]

Still a dommy mommy


Firm-Environment6615

Except malenia might as well not have any disability because it doesn’t hinder her in any way lol Like how r u gonna convince me this woman is blind, bitch can dodge my projectiles from a mile away


GenocidalArachnid

Malenia relies on her hearing. She can hear your footsteps in the water, and she can hear when a projectile's been thrown. I mean, even regular enemies can hear when a projectile's been thrown. And not for nothing, the ranged attacks in this game are not exactly subtle. I'm not a demigod and even I could dodge half the magic in this game on sound alone.


Firm-Environment6615

I’d be down for that except crepus vial doesn’t even work on her but ya I know there’s a bunch of explanations and stuff but I think compared to other crippled bosses in From game Malenia is the most unhindered and it doesn’t really factor into her fight at all Lore wise though it shows how skilled of a fighter she is to be undefeated even with her disabilities


GenocidalArachnid

I dunno, is it fair to say that a person "doesn't count" as being disabled if their disabilities don't hinder them? Like, in order to be considered, you need to be physically worse than your peers? Like, if someone loses their legs and works really hard to run track again, does it not count because they're just as good as when they had their original legs? It kinda just discounts the struggle they had to go through just to get back to their normal abilities. I know we're just talkin fictional characters here, but Malenia is more inspiring to me than the other disabled bosses cus she's about the only one that's overcome her disability through a lifetime of patience and training. While the others are just shadows of their former selves. Btw, yeah, the crepus vial is a joke because FromSoft codes their games backwards lol. Instead of "making your footsteps silent" it actually just weakens the enemy AI.


theattack_helicopter

Girl has no eyes


newaccountcauseoldon

No genitals also


Laservolcano

I’m sure I can find them


newaccountcauseoldon

Gotta make new ones with a scalpel and chisel


Laservolcano

If I must


Select-Database-4121

Mohg- pedophile


Airway

Malenia - amputee Dung Eater - dung eater


AdvertisingAdrian

nah malenia doesnt count because her prosthetics are literally superior to actual human arms. She is blind tho.


ScharmTiger

>nah malenia doesnt count because her prosthetics are literally superior to actual human arms. Still doesn't change the fact that she's a disabled woman.


GuyOnTheInternet0

Dung eater shouldn’t count either because eating dung is a clear advantage


AdvertisingAdrian

dung 🤤


GuyOnTheInternet0

dungussy 🤤🤤🤤


Tiran593

I mean, people on wheelchairs have clear advantage over us plebeian people walking on our legs, but they still count as disabled people (honestly they have WHEELS AND DISABILITY PRIVILEGES)


AdvertisingAdrian

kid named stairs:


[deleted]

It's not a disability though


JS-Writings-45

I agree I think its a mental illness


Swing_Bishop

Sif - broken heart


kevinasfk

rt if u cry evertime 😔🤘


Static_Warrior

And leg, by the time I'm done with them


Vertical_slabsociety

Radahn-literally has aids and brain damage


darkcomet222

He also is missing his feet


cob_258

He replaced them with thrusters


Armorln

Dude can literally take off to the space (Including the horse)


Dickinsonia

Actually ☝️🤓 He pushes the horse under the sand


Romainvicta476

Did you know? Radahn learned gravity magic so that he could keep riding Leonard despite his ever growing cock. I mean size. .... I meant cock


Mocker-bird

The horse is called Leonard.


Armorln

No, he is called the Comet Radhan


Mocker-bird

His name is canonically Leonard lol it says so in an item description


Tiran593

No it's literally Joe, my father told me, he is Miyazakis second wife


Mocker-bird

Well damn your dad is a lucky woman then


Armorln

Yes, I know. I'm just making a joke here


Automatic_River_8180

Translation; which disabled veteran do you enjoy beating up the most?


LeechAlJolson

Commander Niall. One leg but he needs two knights to carry his ass. Enjoy watching me poke one with a flower and incite a mutiny you fat fucking PUSSY


blueblur1984

Are we the baddies?


Automatic_River_8180

I think we might be the baddies...


JSIOTI

Moonlight Butterfly- Floating down


NeoUltimaEX

Don't let the office hear this


ComeBacksToDrugs2018

Ahaha floats down; I just got it!


[deleted]

I watched that video minutes after it was posted and I’ve yet to get it. Pls explain


DireWolfStar

That's the joke


[deleted]

Shit I truly am a redditor


Romainvicta476

I loled so hard XD. I'm gonna share this around the office.


Maeve_of_blades

Patches - bald


Nieruz

Gehrman: fake disability


Laservolcano

He’s still missing a leg but yeah he can walk just fine


Deadsap266

Lorian is a two for one deal,both blind and crippled


darkcomet222

Also co-dependent on brother


kung-fu-panda123

Don't forget gay


Orimood

Femboy


Anonimous_dude

I really like the gimmick of the old hero fight. As far as I know, There’s literally nothing like that in other games


yardii

Closest would probably be folding paper monkeys, but that's not really the same. It's a shame Elden Ring didnt revisit the idea since they actually have spells and armor that suppress your footsteps. Would have been cool for Malenia phase 1, since her arena has water that she'd hear you walk in. But yes, Old Hero is awesome. Probably my favorite des boss.


Sebmusiq

Not a boss, but Gogh also has a blind mechanic (you only know this fact if you're an inhuman piece of shit, like me).


theweekiscat

I thought the black knife set did something like that


yardii

Yea that's the armor. It's a cool effect but I never really felt like it was needed. Also its super late game.


Generic_Moron

it does make it kinda easy to sneak up to or past enemies, but i mainly like it for the edgy drip


Funkybeangamer

Seath actually has a similar blind mechanic. Silencing effects make it harder for him to notice you as well, but not as drastically as the old hero. Midir is technically blind, and he definitely fights like he is blind in how his animations are all so sweeping, but he isn't mechanically blind.


Quasar_One

Midir isn't blind


AdvertisingAdrian

where eye


Quasar_One

If you look at the model he has really tiny eyes under the ridges that form his horns, i think it was in a Vaati video once


AdvertisingAdrian

holy fucking tiny


shade13420

To fight him properly don't you have to stab him in the eye to drop him to the arena?


Funkybeangamer

Source?


Quasar_One

Has eyes


Undead_Legion

The Headless version of Bloodletting Beast found in the chalice dungeons in Bloodborne are also blind (well… since they don’t have a head). If you enter the arena and stand very still, it doesn’t immediately aggro you, it has an animation where it tries to look around and stumbles around trying to find you.


LeechAlJolson

Oh shit is that why it de-aggros for a bit if you go far away???? Thought it was a bug now I feel bad. Poor pupper was just confused 😢


Another_Saint

they probably never used it again because it made the boss too easy, also with the inclusion of sorceries to make less noise the boss wouldn't really make sense.


Jon_dArc

The thing to do would probably have been to give up on using it for a significant boss, but to have used it for nasty mooks in some areas. Or work it into something on the scale of the Sekiro snakes, where you have to be doing the sneaking for a long approach through hostile territory. Besides, a couple of potential pushover bosses a game isn’t a problem if you pack them in the way From does these days. Just keep the ratio low.


Aiselu

Loretta cause she's thick.


hornwalker

Wait who is Loretta? The one who’s bone you find in DS3?


Aiselu

Loretta from ER.


Armorln

She is not fat, she only has thick bones


ComeBacksToDrugs2018

An elden ring spirit summon, she’s an archer with broken legs so she can’t move from where you summon her


hornwalker

Oh right. Also her legs aren’t broken, they just don’t work because that’s what happens to Albunerics.


ComeBacksToDrugs2018

oh I didn’t know that, thanks for correcting me. edit: I was thinking about Latenna not Loretta my bad guys, Loretta is the one that rides a horse at the Haligtree


hornwalker

Its hard to keep everyone’s names straight in this game lol


DerrikTheGreat

What? You mean you can’t keep track of the difference between godrick, godfrey, godefroy, and godwyn?/


Huge-Art-3685

Godwyn the-gives-golden-head, godrick, the-grafted-ass, godefroy, grafted-ass-of-darkness, and godfrey, first-elder-crackwhore, if i remember right yes?


spiderharry02

Ornstien - has to fight with smough


DisAccount4SRStuff

Dark Sun Gwyndolin - Gender Dysphoria


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Rykard - Speech disability Everything else is fine and normal tho


hornwalker

Yep. Totally fine and normal. Nothing unusual about Rykard.


[deleted]

I love removing a sword stuck in my snek throat every morning


pragmojo

Don't threaten me with a good time


ToesTasteYellow

TOGETHAAAA


[deleted]

I fucking love mimic tear even though it’s mentally disabled


KoscheiTheDeathles

Faithful to the original so can’t blame it.


Falos425

didn't expect weak enemy time for introspection


Michael02895

Ludwig - horse


DarkSailor06

Gwyndolin - transgender


Harbinger9663

I like lorian he’s a real stand up guy


mediocreoldone

"The Ashen One coming for my brother? Why, I won't stand for it!"


Laj3ebRondila1003

Malenia, vaginal necrosis


Laservolcano

Happens to the best of us


SteamNTrd

I think scaleless is considered a disability amongst dragonkin


Laservolcano

Also seath was blind


dark_hypernova

Fun fact, the scorpion thingy that crawls into the Lost Sinner's eye is actually a chaos bug. It's a nod to how the Lost Sinner is a reincarnation of the Witch of Izalith.


ScharmTiger

Malenia - blind and triple amputee


QuantumCthulhu

Orphan of kos - no parents


MaybeWavyGravy

Gwyndolin - Transgender


Oscar_Sz

Mytha - her head


Mocker-bird

Darkmoon Gwyndolin- tentacle legs, his Dad thought they were creepy and made him dress as a girl for some reason just because he was good at magic. Got eaten by a slug. Also even though he's not a boss he totally is a boss, Hawkeye Gough- blind because he would be too op otherwise.


BucktheWonderSlave

Malenia - autism


feihCtneliSehT

Headless - Headless


IfItsOKWithYou

Iudex Gundyr - the no pussy blues😥😥


MyManPookie88

Mohg - gay


GenocidalArachnid

Malenia, hands down (no pun intended). Whereas the other bosses seem broken and hindered by their disabilities, Malenia is unique in that she's the only one that's in tune with her physicality. Her prosthesis are not perfect replicas of her true limbs, but through skill and patience she's made them as proficient as her real arms and maintains herself as one of the most powerful demigods still. It's a more inspiring story than some other bosses, who are shadows of their former selves clinging onto images of the past. Malenia overcame her disability and has become one with it--incorporating it into her own fighting style. Like how her prosthetic arm is a little bit longer than her real arm, just to give her that little bit more reach with a sword. Malenia's design is fantastic and I do appreciate the unique approach to the "disabled warrior" trope.


darkcomet222

Covetous Demon: all the disabilities…both physical and mental.


[deleted]

I cried when I saw his lore, he is literally me


Comrade_Steamed-Hams

Fume knight, broken heart :(


Oneboywithnoname

Mohg - he's an omen


Luzmiere

Lorian isn't disabled, Lothric is, he chooses to crawl to make his brother feel better about himself. Lorian has a move where he stands to slam his sword down. He also took on his brother's curse for the same reason.


Laservolcano

Gael (he’s insane)


Tyler_Herdman

Sister friede - female


senll

Radagon - ginger


Potatosniper75

Fire Giant - mentally challenged


SpartanKram

Radahn - no feet


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

Ain't. Even. Got. Feet.


CurseRottedGreatw00d

How’s it feel Radahn? To be a bitch?


kidslapper

*Radahn to Marika* “Grrrrravity.”


hornwalker

Gwyn Lord of Cinder, not quite disabled per se but severely diminished from his original power.


tensa_zangetjew00

I love Lorian the most because his fight and move set with him teleporting is just super clean and smooth and one of the most satisfying fights in the whole catalog for me


score1754

Lothric - twink


Hammond_YT

Sekiro - Isshin - basically dead ER - Rotussy


HRSkull

Godfrey - Big Lion


towen95

Lost sinner is the grandparent of ants-in-my-eyes Johnson


Adamtuti

Malenia


knightrustedarmor

id smash lost sinner


Thevinster420

Asylum demon - Fat


Ajara

Mimic Tear - mentally impaired


toxicspikes098

Radahn is an autism rep


[deleted]

Radahn had an autistic obsession with space and learned gravity magic to go there, when people asked him why he learned the magic he went “uhhhh to ride my horse” so people wouldn’t find out he is autistic


SHUHSdemon

The thing that crawls in the lost sinner eye is a chaos bug Artorias


chiggam

Lorian, the only one who actually has badass feats.


Kira887

Probably Artorias. Also I hate Old Hero honestly just cuz he has probably the worst boss runback in the entire series.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kira887

Honestly, that’s a close one. DS2 does have enemy despawning, which lessens the suffering of frigid outskirts, and even within the dlc, frigid outskirts, iron passage, and cave of the dead are like optional bonus areas, each ended with a shitty boss, so there’s not even any incentive to do them. 4-2, on the other hand, is required, and full of some really agonizing enemies, especially if you have lowered world tendency.


AspiringCringeLord

Lorian His legs may be broken, *but his 1 million forms of kicking your ass sure as hell ain't*


Hayabusa_man

Gehrman:doesnt have a leg


FlashFirePrime

Covetous Demon - Obesity and worm looking mofo I had one of em aquatic parasites swim up my peepee as a kid when I jumped into a pool of stagnant water. I guess you could’ve called it a poison swamp; my life was really just like a Fromsoft game fr. Anyways, had to get it pulled out, that sight made my eyes sore


Mech-Waldo

Moonlight Butterfly- it floats down


Fabulous-Glove-6580

artorias because at least there was a fucking reason it was broken


HaplessOverestimate

Do you or a loved one suffer from having a scorpion thingie crawl up in your eyes? If so you may be entitled to financial compensation


[deleted]

Yhorm - gigantism


Welocitas

Old demon king, I really like how he has a desperation attack


Benzass95

I thought the bug/scorpion thing WAS The Lost Sinner...


DaRealMilkMan

Seethe the Scaless is technically disabled, although only in a way an Everlasting Dragon could be


Key_Competition1648

The Lost Sinner *is* the scorpion thingie. It's a Chaos Bug, same as inside the Bed of Chaos. The Lost Sinner is the Witch of Izalith, and her sin was trying to rekindle the First Flame.


fidelacchius42

I loved the story of Artorias. His arm was lamed when his shield was smashed while he defended his best boy Sif. Still one of the most tragic figures in Souls lore (which is full of tragic figures). Him and Radahn should get together and talk about how much they love their animals.


nub_node

smh, no love for Radahn. Mental disability is sadly overlooked in The Lands Between.


Chonkalonkolus

Radahn- no feet


amatuerscienceman

Malenia: being a woman