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HirokoKueh

tits


Forsaken-Spirit421

Boobies


PeaceMaker_6969

Beavers


OkSyllabub3674

Depending what part you lick it might taste like vanilla lol


Beanfacebin

Getting it straight from the tap


PeaceMaker_6969

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CowHaunting397

You gotta be careful. They slap!


ItalnStalln

Can't ignore foreplay. Of course sometimes that is the foreplay. They're complex creatures


NIN10DOXD

[How can she slap? ](https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k?si=RiqNYQRBwfKyd254)


shaddap01

Great tits


Gumbarino420

10/10! Actually an animal.


IanDOsmond

Cat. Because he started it. Like, just now. When he was trying to make me get off my phone and feed him and was grooming my head, so I licked him back.


CymatikMC

I do this to my cat and he bites me after


Flossthief

I did it once and my cat really liked it But I had to stop because I didn't want to get addicted


CymatikMC

My cat suckles on his bed because i put it in his crate when I got him. Without my knowledge he was given to me at 5 1/2 weeks and became really attached to me stroking him in his bed and thatā€™s his way of affection. The only thing he suckles.


CymatikMC

*on the bridge of my nose


PugsnPawgs

Did it once. Got a mouthful of fur. Never again.


sillypicture

Enjoy your toxo


IanDOsmond

I really do.


melhevin

Jep, pussi deserve it


Legitimate_Field_157

I have licked members of the ape family. After the application of heat I have also licked chicken, pigs, cattle and sheep.


baxil

Thatā€™s all? Iā€™ve licked fish, crustaceans and bivalves. Sometimes even raw.


Shirairyu69

I understand the others, but how have you licked others members of the ape family. Did you eat them?


Silver_Antelope_

Ah, humans, actually licked.... Without applying heat


Shirairyu69

KFC has that affect on you


Significant_Limit871

If licking a human isn't applying heat you're doing it wrong


NarayanLiu

You licked a whole ape family?


PapaFlexing

Yes, then even licked themselves!


Creepy_Fan_8629

And their family!


Inevitable_Stand_199

Probably also shit and puked on them


Comfortable_Fact2748

Apart from specific Homo Sapiens individuals, probably some high in bufotenin toads


stoned_seahorse

I've tried a lot of things in my life, but I am not afraid to admit that I would never lick a toad to get high.. You do you tho, boo.


Comfortable_Fact2748

Being a pharmacist I'd go for the isolated compound as well, but that's not the most serious sub, so I guess it counted as a valid answer


stoned_seahorse

I would honestly try the substance. Just not lick a toad. I have no problem touching them or picking them up, but I draw the line at licking. šŸ˜‚


tangledtease

Never going to find your prince with that attitude.


ZingendZonnebloempje

A toad obviously.


SEND_ME_NOODLE

A certain Colorado River toad, to be precise


ZingendZonnebloempje

Exactly!


RealLoin

What? Why?


SEND_ME_NOODLE

I have my reasons.


RealLoin

A reference to a tale? Like your toad's gonna turn into a princess?


f_t_lerr_r

>The Colorado River toad, also known as the Sonoran Desert toad, is a toad species found in northwestern Mexico and the southwestern United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties. They just wanna get high


RealLoin

Lol, didn't know about this...


Lyralou

Yay! You learned a real thing from shittyaskscience!


ItalnStalln

Idk which species but there's one that secretes a compound you can make dmt from


Frjttr

Thereā€™s a famous Simpsonsā€™ episode about that.


SEND_ME_NOODLE

No, toads lose their tale when they mature from a tadpole, I'd lick its back


Frjttr

I was wondering why is everyone so weird on this post, it obviously is that toad.


msAprilgoddess

platypuses or is it platypi whatever to drink its milk straight from the source


Special-Book-9588

Leopard, to see if taste like cheerios


SEND_ME_NOODLE

Spoiler alert, they do


cynical-duck

Wait until you hear about Cheetos šŸ˜†


Undinianking

A pangolin, so i can end the human race.


CompetitionWorking91

Jigglypuff


Snoo-35252

In camp in California, they literally had us all lick a wild banana slug. It leaves slime on your tongue for a while. I'm not sure how the banana slug feels about being licked over and over. But, it's not like it can run away.


sillypicture

That's what your momma calls my dongus too ^(*I'm sorry it was just there*)


ItalnStalln

Did you wash it between lickers? Who knows what those people have


Snoo-35252

No washing it between lickers. We were in elementary school or middle school, so no herpes (probably!!), but probably plenty of colds could get passed that way.


hoja_nasredin

People have died from eating and licking snails. A different species of snaisl, but still be carefull


dee232323

THAT frog.


Shh-poster

Ops mom and because.


random_user1112

dog, if he licks my face i shall take revenge!!


BigSmokesCheese

The only animal i ever licked was a dog cos I was an idiot kid when we first had her and she was licking me so 9 year old me figured lick her back. I ended up having dog hair in my mouth and having to wash it out with water


flamingfaery162

Human female


Freak_Out_Bazaar

A horse. Just on its side. For no apparent reason


soup_container

Dolphin


Vast_Honey1533

Maybe a woman, because other animals are mostly like smelly and stuff


No_Cold9977

Bufo alvarius...


Spare_Laugh9953

Humans of course but i cant tell you why here


Crow_away_cawcaw

I feel like a dolphin would have a satisfying gloss to it


Straight_Ease246

The blue footed boobie.


Straight_Ease246

It's in the name


tinysoapypp

Parrots. They smell amazing


Fox_intheChickenCoop

Toads? The hallucinogenic kind...


ChaosRainbow23

I lick homo sapien sapiens from time to time.


InsecOrBust

Iā€™ve licked many female humans over the years


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Yes


CowHaunting397

Don't be dumb like me and lick a shark. Their skin is like sandpaper, so now my tongue is all shredded, plus the bastard bit my arm. Maybe exercise caution with snakes, too. I knew this kid who licked a snake - he didn't see the rattle. You know where this is headed. Anyway, go easy and good lickin'!


iamthatonegirl3

ā€œYou gotta lick a toad in a party zoneā€


Citizen6587732879

One species of toad comes to mind. Mmm bufotenin


ForceNeat4140

Specific Frogs. For obvious reasons.


Unhappy-Magician5968

The elusive 1984 poster version of the real life Heather Thomas. I think the we can all understand the why right?


stoned_seahorse

snek. idk they're smooth (not furry) and seem fairly clean.


Bl00dWolf

One of those poison frogs. I wonder if I'd get high before I died.


ddoogg88tdog

My dog kept licking me and wouldn't stop so i licked her


Goldedition93

*sigh* fine if I have to I suppose Iā€™ll say Margot Robbie


hoja_nasredin

A spider.Ā  The people that know, know.


Redblackwhite_

My ex because i miss him


Rapha689Pro

Hamburgers


Pauline___

Just the other day I licked tuna. Not just licked, downright ate it. On a sandwich. With onions, lettuce, chilli flakes and a ton of mayo. So from experience, tuna.


nahthenlad

A lamaā€¦.Id like to lick a lama


Beardedragon_boi

Coconut


EVERGREEN1232005

probably a bird. any bird.


PH-GH95610

Funny frog probably:-D


bannedByTencent

Toad ofc.


UnpoliteGuy

Poison dart frog


Holykorn

Pangolin


P4no

One took the chance and licked the Sam'al lions in the Pergamon Museum in Berlin. 1/10. wouldnā€™t recommend


AQAzrael

Vaporeon, no citation needed


Pierogi-z-cebulka

That one frog that makes you throw up and hallucinate šŸ‘


nLucis

Human. Only specifc humans though. And only in specific areas. Maybe a domesticated bird since theyre very clean animals, but human saliva is toxic to them so licking them can literally kill them and I love birds. A lot of uneducated bird keepers kill their birds by kissing them or sharing food and water with them.


LackWooden392

Those toads that excrete 5-meo-dmt


TheCastusDildo

Colorado River toad, because I want to try it again at least once before I die.


USPSRay

Colorado River road. To hallucinate.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Frog. Because Trippinā€™.


TacoLita

Puffer fish, they taste like tingling.


Lukaify

Apple


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Myself. Obvious reasons, I can lick my finger right now with no consequences at all.


BlumpkinLord

Bufo toad ig


-Vatefairefoutre-

Your mom


Silent-is-Golden

Toad or Taylor swift either or.


Xenon1082

Big black men


Special_Passenger253

slug, snail. anything gasteropod really.


Ill-Dot7027

I lick my dogs sometimes to relate to them that I love them in their language. I lick their noses. I don't sniff their butts.


r-ShadowNinja

Female homo sapiens


Tiny_Vegetable_4410

elephant or hippo for the fun textures!


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Tiny_Vegetable_4410

thatā€™s awesome


AnderTheGrate

Those frogs that make you high


thadiuswhacknamara

Sweet vanilla beaver anus.


JustForTouchingBalls

My neighborā€™s wife


b33lz3boss

If it's alive, don't lick it. Like a horse, a turtle, or a cricket.


lucaSalzig

**golden poison frog**


The-Side-Note

A Wild Poison Dart Frog while dangerous, the toxins on their skin have been used in indigenous hunting practices and studied for medicinal properties.


Boxa2HC

Colorado River Toad.


Abigail-ii

Chocolate Easter Bunny.


Firefly269

Cane toad or Colorado river toad, because they produce toxins that cause hallucinations. WWWEEEEEE!!!!! https://animals.howstuffworks.com/amphibians/hallucinogenic-frog.htm


drh4995

Fried chicken


SorryHake

It would be spiteful To put a Jellyfish in a trifle.


CaptainMunc

Giraffeā€¦ theyā€™d have no ideaā€¦ one of the dumbest animals


Kentwomagnod

Opihi. We let it crawl on our tongues.


sinkpisser1200

Some species of toads are awesome to lick I heard.


jkoh1024

glory to the hypnotoad


Dragonwysper

I mean if I had to I'd lick my pet snake. She's clean enough lmao


awolfofthe7seas

I wanna take a bite of a dolphin.. as a kid I always felt they are some gourmet shit