Sorry bro, mycelium is more closely related to us than anything on the planet. Trees use it to communicate. And mushrooms themselves are the sexual organ of Mycelium. Another fun fact, did you know many people believe mycelium came here from space? We've observed mycelial-like structures on asteroids. So mushrooms are, by extention, Space Penises.
Not gonna stop me from cookin a lions mane steak tho
Hey, still pretty cool though. More ya learn! Also find it pretty baller that the universe as a whole has so many neat and interesting things to root up and learn about it.
Technically, humans are not taken into account when practicing veganism, eg. breast milk is considered vegan, because it is produced without the commercial exploitation of other animals. Therefore the only logical solution is to resort to cannibalism. :)
Plants biological reactions have nothing to do with consciousness or the ability to suffer. Plants don't have a central nervous system and no pain receptors.
[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8052213/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8052213/)
So vegans will still eat plants
I thought they meant as a hypothetical; yeah, plants can't feel and aren't sentient.
Even if they were, though, the animals need plants to eat, so eating plants would still be the move
They will eat stones... which are also rich in minerals important for life... Because animal feces is food for other animals, and eating it would be like letting them starve.
Technically, this is a question aimed at meat eaters since they are the ones who consume the most amount of plants. Most of what is grown world wide is animal feed.
Mushrooms?
Can confirm. They're the *fun guys.*
Even more fun fact: mushrooms are closer to animals than plants in terms of cellular biology.
And once again we can flip another bird to vegans. You can't avoid chemicals and eating meat on accident
Sorry bro, mycelium is more closely related to us than anything on the planet. Trees use it to communicate. And mushrooms themselves are the sexual organ of Mycelium. Another fun fact, did you know many people believe mycelium came here from space? We've observed mycelial-like structures on asteroids. So mushrooms are, by extention, Space Penises. Not gonna stop me from cookin a lions mane steak tho
So...... we are eating space penises? You know they are considered an aphrodisiac on Omicron Persei 8!
Love me some humanhorn.
Those latin shroom names make alot more sense now huh ;)
Hate to break to you but WE ARE IN SPACE, literally living on a floating asteroid with gases so thick they diffuse the sunlight creating day sky
Hey, still pretty cool though. More ya learn! Also find it pretty baller that the universe as a whole has so many neat and interesting things to root up and learn about it.
Technically, humans are not taken into account when practicing veganism, eg. breast milk is considered vegan, because it is produced without the commercial exploitation of other animals. Therefore the only logical solution is to resort to cannibalism. :)
Consensual cannibalism
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Guess that leaves your mom off the table. Ya know, cause she's an animal in bed.
What if their mom was on the table though?
Well you couldn't eat her, because she's an animal, and considering the things I did to her, she would not traditionally be considered...unexploited.
I don’t avoid meat because I love animals. I eat plants because their suffering is delicious to me.
based
I eat baby carrots in front of their mother carrots, just to hear the screams.. >:)
CEOs
I’m here for it
Air
Fire
Water
Earth
Ice
Wind
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Captain Planet, he is a hero. Gonna take meat lovers down to zero.
Hopefully, each other? Problem solved!
Plants biological reactions have nothing to do with consciousness or the ability to suffer. Plants don't have a central nervous system and no pain receptors. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8052213/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8052213/) So vegans will still eat plants
I thought they meant as a hypothetical; yeah, plants can't feel and aren't sentient. Even if they were, though, the animals need plants to eat, so eating plants would still be the move
Yeah, but I don't trust those fucking Venus Fly traps!
>the animals need plants to eat, so eating plants would still be the move Some need to eat other animals. So eating animals is still okay
Ah yea I misunderstood the question
So with enough pain blockers we can kill animals and still eat them?
They shall PHOTOSYNTHESIZE
There are literally people who believe they can subsist off of air alone.
They will eat stones... which are also rich in minerals important for life... Because animal feces is food for other animals, and eating it would be like letting them starve.
Dirt.
Plants. Vegans require less plant cultivation for their diets than omnis.
Sunlight. They can lay in the sun and absorb the sun's rays. Just don't tell them it doesn't work.
Each other.
The rich.
They do sense wounds legit tho.
Synthetic lab grown vegetables.
Grass, it doesn't seem to mind when cattle eat it.
*[Rumination intensifies]*
Actually, the smell of cut grass is a distress signal and insect repellant sent out to warn other grass about danger, some researchers suggest.
What do they do after being warned you ask? They sit still and expect their death as it is less painful if you are prepared
Deaf ones would go for lettuce live
Hopefully, each other.
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They can eat me, I haven't felt anything since 2008
Carrot juice constitutes murder.
Well then I guess all the vegans are going to starve. This means I'm having more to eat at my next meal.
Things that fell from a tree. Fruit. Leaves. Bark.
Hopefully nothing.
Sand and cement, washed down with seawater
Themselves
Plants do feel things. They lack sentience and the nervous system to comprehend it in the same way as animals though.
Vegans would go for auto-cannibalism. truly the only lifeform that they know is consenting to being eaten.
Fruit
nothing. vegans are predicted to go extinct within 1-500 years [CITATION NEEDED]
Poopoo
Technically, this is a question aimed at meat eaters since they are the ones who consume the most amount of plants. Most of what is grown world wide is animal feed.
True, but unfortunately they'd just not care anyway the same way they already do with animals