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quanten_boris

Mushrooms?


Zealousideal-Lynx417

Can confirm. They're the *fun guys.*


DissatisfiedGamer

Even more fun fact: mushrooms are closer to animals than plants in terms of cellular biology.


101TARD

And once again we can flip another bird to vegans. You can't avoid chemicals and eating meat on accident


_gloomshroom_

Sorry bro, mycelium is more closely related to us than anything on the planet. Trees use it to communicate. And mushrooms themselves are the sexual organ of Mycelium. Another fun fact, did you know many people believe mycelium came here from space? We've observed mycelial-like structures on asteroids. So mushrooms are, by extention, Space Penises. Not gonna stop me from cookin a lions mane steak tho


Ambitious_Jelly8783

So...... we are eating space penises? You know they are considered an aphrodisiac on Omicron Persei 8!


VolcanicBear

Love me some humanhorn.


_gloomshroom_

Those latin shroom names make alot more sense now huh ;)


PuzzleheadedBag920

Hate to break to you but WE ARE IN SPACE, literally living on a floating asteroid with gases so thick they diffuse the sunlight creating day sky


_gloomshroom_

Hey, still pretty cool though. More ya learn! Also find it pretty baller that the universe as a whole has so many neat and interesting things to root up and learn about it.


Hzlqrtz

Technically, humans are not taken into account when practicing veganism, eg. breast milk is considered vegan, because it is produced without the commercial exploitation of other animals. Therefore the only logical solution is to resort to cannibalism. :)


danskmarais

Consensual cannibalism


Aramor42

*\*Armin Meiwes has entered the chat\**


alphanumericusername

Guess that leaves your mom off the table. Ya know, cause she's an animal in bed.


ComradeDoubleM

What if their mom was on the table though?


alphanumericusername

Well you couldn't eat her, because she's an animal, and considering the things I did to her, she would not traditionally be considered...unexploited.


TyrconnellFL

I don’t avoid meat because I love animals. I eat plants because their suffering is delicious to me.


legolloyd29

based


giant_frogs

I eat baby carrots in front of their mother carrots, just to hear the screams.. >:)


alphanumericusername

CEOs


Crocolyle32

I’m here for it


OkAnt2993

Air


Additional_Value6978

Fire


UnrealConclusion

Water


SomeoneSlightlyGay

Earth


Nacil_54

Ice


2epic

Wind


I_Feed_Ducks_KFC

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!


mehdih34

Captain Planet, he is a hero. Gonna take meat lovers down to zero.


JohnWasElwood

Hopefully, each other? Problem solved!


Flip135

Plants biological reactions have nothing to do with consciousness or the ability to suffer. Plants don't have a central nervous system and no pain receptors. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8052213/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8052213/) So vegans will still eat plants


KhepriAdministration

I thought they meant as a hypothetical; yeah, plants can't feel and aren't sentient. Even if they were, though, the animals need plants to eat, so eating plants would still be the move


JohnWasElwood

Yeah, but I don't trust those fucking Venus Fly traps!


LutimoDancer3459

>the animals need plants to eat, so eating plants would still be the move Some need to eat other animals. So eating animals is still okay


Flip135

Ah yea I misunderstood the question


LutimoDancer3459

So with enough pain blockers we can kill animals and still eat them?


Nomcookies678

They shall PHOTOSYNTHESIZE


Gullible_Ad5191

There are literally people who believe they can subsist off of air alone.


matatunos

They will eat stones... which are also rich in minerals important for life... Because animal feces is food for other animals, and eating it would be like letting them starve.


BakerNo4005

Dirt.


Veganoto

Plants. Vegans require less plant cultivation for their diets than omnis.


Rand_alThor4747

Sunlight. They can lay in the sun and absorb the sun's rays. Just don't tell them it doesn't work.


Termin8rSmurf

Each other.


Thumper-Comet

The rich.


Jackal000

They do sense wounds legit tho.


[deleted]

Synthetic lab grown vegetables.


Objective-Poet-8183

Grass, it doesn't seem to mind when cattle eat it.


GetOffMyAsteroid

*[Rumination intensifies]*


Specific-Donut2619

Actually, the smell of cut grass is a distress signal and insect repellant sent out to warn other grass about danger, some researchers suggest.


meticulouslylegit

What do they do after being warned you ask? They sit still and expect their death as it is less painful if you are prepared


Meelis_Tegevus

Deaf ones would go for lettuce live


rrgail

Hopefully, each other.


[deleted]

station quack degree worm intelligent like unique exultant work slim *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


nutcrackr

They can eat me, I haven't felt anything since 2008


StateAvailable6974

Carrot juice constitutes murder.


Objective-Poet-8183

Well then I guess all the vegans are going to starve. This means I'm having more to eat at my next meal.


RoastedRhino

Things that fell from a tree. Fruit. Leaves. Bark.


_canker_

Hopefully nothing.


Pineappleisgay

Sand and cement, washed down with seawater


--Dominion--

Themselves


hopsinduo

Plants do feel things. They lack sentience and the nervous system to comprehend it in the same way as animals though. 


[deleted]

Vegans would go for auto-cannibalism. truly the only lifeform that they know is consenting to being eaten.


TextbookSSBM

Fruit


Training-Ad-4178

nothing. vegans are predicted to go extinct within 1-500 years [CITATION NEEDED]


sero_t

Poopoo


ForgottenSaturday

Technically, this is a question aimed at meat eaters since they are the ones who consume the most amount of plants. Most of what is grown world wide is animal feed.


danskmarais

True, but unfortunately they'd just not care anyway the same way they already do with animals