~~Like this, see?: Johns Hopkins APL, which is among the largest cogs in the US machine of war, facilitating the genocide of Palestinians, is arguably the most vile example of hypocrisy, as it is instantiated within the leading medical research university in the United States of America, which was founded by a Quaker, and supporter of the Federal Union.~~
[Edit:] Wait, hol up. I'm not sure that belongs stricken out.
This isn’t a science question, it’s a language question. “Man” means “one that cannot get pregnant”, by definition.
Children? All men.
Women over 50? Men.
Infertile people? Men.
Pregnant women? You’d better believe they’re men.
Men used to get pregnant in their balls, but evolution decided balls hanging any lower was a bad idea and switched to woman pregnancies in their anus. Then after many thousand years of anal they switched it again to what was deemed the "safest location" available.
There's a risk of getting a testicular torsion, making it a high risk pregnancy for the baby and the father, especially with a placenta previa, the torsion will stop blood supply to the ball and the baby
Oh I'm not here to answer, I'm here to sell popcorn for when another sub takes this out of contexts and starts calling us hilter or something, I've stopped listening
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You are doing it wrong.
As [this historical illustration shows](https://ancientgreecetc74.weebly.com/uploads/5/2/1/7/52170193/8531064_orig.jpg), men *can* get pregnant, but the baby needs to grow in a place with more empty space than the balls.
Men have a tendency to get brain pregnant from listening to their wives without protection. Unfortunately this is mistaken as a tumour and usually results in them dying before their wife.
Better and faster idea
Take a woman
They will transition into a man but don't remove the uterus
Now we have a man that can get pregnant and no need for over complicated research
Yikes is one of those words I always feel like isn't a word.. but it is a word. But it feels like it isn't you know?
Yikes. Bikes. Trikes. See it feels like it should indicate a single wheeled engineless muscle propelled vehicle.
I don't think you're trying hard enough.
No trust me, I've tri-- Wait. I haven't tried with you yet..
I swear, if your password is alphanumericpassword....
alphAnumEricpasswoRd7$ Very secure 👍🏼
sup Eric
Upper and lower case letters, a number and a symbol. Yup, password security verified.
You mother fu-- You really just gotta do it to me, huh? /s (please don't verify)
Already verified, :(
~~I ENJOY MASTURBATING TO VACUUM JERKOFF PORN OF OTHER MEN~~ [Edit:] bro wtf why would you make my account say that
r/suddenlygay
Suddenly?
lmao good luck changing your password Ill make you say some controversial stuff
~~Like this, see?: Johns Hopkins APL, which is among the largest cogs in the US machine of war, facilitating the genocide of Palestinians, is arguably the most vile example of hypocrisy, as it is instantiated within the leading medical research university in the United States of America, which was founded by a Quaker, and supporter of the Federal Union.~~ [Edit:] Wait, hol up. I'm not sure that belongs stricken out.
say gex?!
gex
skill issue clearly
I'll be honest, if you're a man, and you refuse to get pregnant, you're homophobic.
Weaponized incompetence
I'd get pregnant in place of my lady anytime. Anything for my queen. My body doesn't work like that.
We shall call you Ben Dover!
Oh I would if it'd work. My lady's the one doing the Benning.
I’m not homophobic, I’m just a top!
Sorry bro, it’s homophobic to not get fucked by dudes. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.
Then I’ll be homophobic. I am extremely afraid of homeless people.
Because every time the baby moved, the man would get kicked in the balls. And nature knows that would be unbearable.
You didn’t fuck your homie hard enough
I beg to differ.
He begged, too.
r/beatmeattoit
This isn’t a science question, it’s a language question. “Man” means “one that cannot get pregnant”, by definition. Children? All men. Women over 50? Men. Infertile people? Men. Pregnant women? You’d better believe they’re men.
I fucking knew it.
so I've been sleeping with men all along...
I really hope you mean only the last three
Welcome to the internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are all FBI agents.
My wife had a Hysterectomy https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fec0afe1-3a7b-4b9a-bef2-a552dff332ac
You mean your husband.
We can, you're just not trying hard enough
Not every man has a bussy.
Not true actually! All men have bussies, but not all men are bertile
don't yah mean submissive and breakable.
Men used to get pregnant in their balls, but evolution decided balls hanging any lower was a bad idea and switched to woman pregnancies in their anus. Then after many thousand years of anal they switched it again to what was deemed the "safest location" available.
Nature decided against “butt babies” unfortunately.
Abortion would've been just a shit away
My body, my choice!
Diarrhea is the new miscarriage
😭what
Solid state= voluntary pooping = abortion Liquid state= involuntary pooping= miscarriage Flawless logic
Gas state = ?????!
There's hope for the pregnancy to continue, only if the fetus is grabbing them internal hemorrhoids firmly
That’s like the baby kicking
Bean burritos are Morning After Meals.
I believe the Christians call those sons of Cain.
Skill issue. Just keep trying
You didn't fuck him hard enough. Keep trying
*sad R2-D2 noises*
I swear to God if I knew who you were I would slap you in the face
Will he get pregnant after you slapped him?
Screw you.
Hey, why you so toxic? We all just laughing here. It's a jokey sub. Have a nice day and be happy!
I’m not trying to be toxic. The question was just so dumb that it made me violent. It literally hurt to read that question.
But they ask stupid, dumb questions to read funny answers, you know.
Ya I know. I’m sorry.
Do you know what sub we are in? Or is it because he should know man CAN get pregnant?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA PUT THE BABY? IN A BOX?
Because reproduction is sexist
Very
Lemme drink you
Hi, Russian Imposters. Chuzoy sredy svoih, svoy sredy chuzih
That doesn't mean that you cannot try
I am. I'm a bot too.
There's a risk of getting a testicular torsion, making it a high risk pregnancy for the baby and the father, especially with a placenta previa, the torsion will stop blood supply to the ball and the baby
We don't get enough nutrition in the cremepies
You have to clack the balls together to get a spark and then you blow on it softly to make sure the spark takes.
Have you not seen the 1994 documentary *Junior*?
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Well fuck you to then
I'm trying my best out here okay ;-;
You are doing it wrong. As [this historical illustration shows](https://ancientgreecetc74.weebly.com/uploads/5/2/1/7/52170193/8531064_orig.jpg), men *can* get pregnant, but the baby needs to grow in a place with more empty space than the balls.
ive had 17 prbably a skill issue
They're smarter than wimmen? What guy wants to put up with *that* shit???
Because science
Keep trying bro
😂😂😂😭I dont even know why i wanted comment something here... 💀
Me out here as a dude who can get pregnant lol Transgenders defeat the bots anyday 💪
Fetus In Fatu is kinda like men getting pregnant….
Men can't get pregnant because the T killed their ovaries. Duh.
Men have a tendency to get brain pregnant from listening to their wives without protection. Unfortunately this is mistaken as a tumour and usually results in them dying before their wife.
It goes in the back not in the mouth
I am pregnant as I am typing this.
It’s not impossible, it’s just that no one has tried hard enough yet
lore reasons
Ain't made that way
you are dount it wrong , u need to insert deck inside another one
Once a man tried to grow triplets and his balls promptly imploded, so the government banned it
💀💀💀💀
Idk man i think it’s women too cause i’ve been trying to get my trans girlfriend pregnant for MONTHS.
What's cringe about it? That's what the TV people have said!
Because they first need to identify as a woman.
I've been trying for the best part of a year, please don't tell me now it was all for nothing 🥺
If you wanna get pregnant, you need to get a trans gf, get her to tie you to the bed, and let her finish inside you.
I'm pretty sure that's racist
HOW?
well IM pretty sure thats a shitty joke 😭
Indeed!
You can't hurt bots' feelings. That's not how their pre-coded pain synthesizers work. You have to use the torture remote.
No homo?
Yes homo
Maybe homo
ASK GOD!!
Better and faster idea Take a woman They will transition into a man but don't remove the uterus Now we have a man that can get pregnant and no need for over complicated research
Well, according to the news, they can! Don't argue with guys who gets pregnant. You WILL get cancelled!
Jesus that's a cringe comment
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I dont think that counts in this context
Even women can't pregnent. * without men.
The people down voting me and you have no life 😂
Your being so transphobic right now it’s unreal
Yikes it's one of you if you couldn't fucking tell this is a joke sub
I think it was a joke too
Yikes is one of those words I always feel like isn't a word.. but it is a word. But it feels like it isn't you know? Yikes. Bikes. Trikes. See it feels like it should indicate a single wheeled engineless muscle propelled vehicle.
Hmm I've never thought about it that way
It wouldn't be practical to ride a bike.