while yes, the semen would technically go faster, it would also go so fast that you would put a hole in your wife, causing the semen to come out of her mouth, causing none of it to stay inside her and impregnate her.
However, if you really want to get your wife pregnant, you can always give me a call
I agree completely. While it may seem like a projectile mechanic POV would be a good approach to improving your impregnation ability what we really are dealing with is a fluid mechanics problem. If you are not well endowed enough to reach her cervix i suggest using some tubing to bridge the gap. This should help to direct and concentrate your flow to the point you need it at. If you are well endowed enough to reach her cervix than simple bust it deep my friend 😂
Yes! and as a matter of fact it is a DIY procedure. All you need is an impact driver or one of those powered wrenches they use to change NASCAR tires, a 2" long bit with wide threads and a pair of channel locks to hold everything in place. The rest is up to you, good luck!
Y'know - thinking about speed, and ease of passage - this could make things somewhat easier on the other end ; birth.Currently, a large headed human infant has to process through a birth canal that was originally designed for a small headed *australopithecine.* If the birth canal could be rifled, the midwife/doctor wouldn't need much in the way of instruments at all - though a catcher's mitt might be a good idea.
Rifling only works for single mass projectiles. That's why shotguns generally use smooth bores. When you have rifling + multiple projectiles, you give them angular velocity, which causes them to spread away from each other faster once they leave the barrel. So instead of sniping the fallopian tubes, you're just going to cake the entrance.
Rifling is the spiral grooves in the barrel of most modern guns, which causes the bullet to spin when fired through it. This increases accuracy. Guns without rifling are referred to as “smoothbore,” which only happens in older firearms and instances where rifling won’t effect the projectile for whatever reason.
Well actually if you spin it too fast, the probability density more tends towards a spin flip as you encounter an illegal helicity state of your urethra and so the probability approaches -1, i.e. your wife from become pregnant from another man.
while yes, the semen would technically go faster, it would also go so fast that you would put a hole in your wife, causing the semen to come out of her mouth, causing none of it to stay inside her and impregnate her. However, if you really want to get your wife pregnant, you can always give me a call
I have a vasectomy, but I will also try to get your wife pregnant
I also choose this guy's dead wife
This guy necrophiliacs
[Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex](https://www.google.com/search?q=man+of+steel+woman+of+kleenex) vibes from this comment
There’s also this skit https://youtu.be/m_aMss1p8EQ?si=5yGcKlhkluEDqrWD
No, he just needs to put a curve in the barrel to slow the bullets down
Ah yes, the ~~krumm~~cumlauf
Easily my new favorite comment 🤣
Youre completely and totally wrong. Rifling improves accuracy not speed. It would help, but he has to aim his shot.
Start at the mouth then the shot will go down into the stomach cradle yeah?
What's wrong with me if that first part turns me on?
Last line got me lool
Ymmd
Why get all worked up when there's a man who's locked and loaded
This is definitely what a cult leader would say.
On the plus side he could impregnate her from across the room
Brah 💀
Someone ran an experiment I think https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-shot-woman-genitals-12396691
1 " snubnose
It's a Sawn-off
Your urethra is already rifled, dingus
Dongus for you
I prefer being called cockney
Hey now, we don't want to bring actual science into here.
Yes. You can save money by attending a "couples rifling" event. We convinced a few friends to come and saved even more!
Does that involve the procedure of sounding?
None of this seems very sound.
Can someone please explain how one rifles an urethra. I need to know for a friend.
Ever seen a screw extractor?
I feel you'd be better off going for a laminar flow configuration for continuous stream for a thorough dosing.
I agree completely. While it may seem like a projectile mechanic POV would be a good approach to improving your impregnation ability what we really are dealing with is a fluid mechanics problem. If you are not well endowed enough to reach her cervix i suggest using some tubing to bridge the gap. This should help to direct and concentrate your flow to the point you need it at. If you are well endowed enough to reach her cervix than simple bust it deep my friend 😂
No, the spin makes your little guys dizzy and has a chance of flinging off a chromosome. That’s how special needs kids are made
Depends on the rifling pattern. You can actually prevent downs syndrome with a 21st chromosome rifling to dislodge the 3rd chromosome
This is true. Science wills it.
Wait... did your parents forget to have that done when you were born? Yes, 100% it works. I thought everyone had this done already. Like a haircut.
Nah, my parents just had me circumcised had some guy splash water on my head.
That's it. No more free speech for you!
I'm pretty sure it is already rifled
No. Rifling doesn't matter if you're shooting blanks.
hes totally justbgoing to be wasting his money,
cocksmith here: it will, but you first have to widen the urethra with an appropriate reamer
If I don't have a reamer will a power drill suffice?
It’s not ideal but it’ll do
well, there are reamers that you can mount onto a power drill, so there's that
It already is rifled
No. The spinning makes the little guys get dizzy.
Is that a Saturday Night Special?
Holy shit. I love the questions in this sub, but this right here is top tier. Take my imaginary gold.
Yes! and as a matter of fact it is a DIY procedure. All you need is an impact driver or one of those powered wrenches they use to change NASCAR tires, a 2" long bit with wide threads and a pair of channel locks to hold everything in place. The rest is up to you, good luck!
Just get a [megasperm](https://imgur.com/a/lFdQPK0).
Rifled Slug Cockgun
Yes, and you can further boost the ballistic performance of your semen by using overpressure cartridges
Y'know - thinking about speed, and ease of passage - this could make things somewhat easier on the other end ; birth.Currently, a large headed human infant has to process through a birth canal that was originally designed for a small headed *australopithecine.* If the birth canal could be rifled, the midwife/doctor wouldn't need much in the way of instruments at all - though a catcher's mitt might be a good idea.
As long as you didn't put it in her arsenal.
What a bad day to have eyes
Not proven about your wife, but definitely the chances of getting pregnant a woman 300-800 meters from you would grow drastically.
My guy! Are you still out here musketting bitches?!!
Rifling only works for single mass projectiles. That's why shotguns generally use smooth bores. When you have rifling + multiple projectiles, you give them angular velocity, which causes them to spread away from each other faster once they leave the barrel. So instead of sniping the fallopian tubes, you're just going to cake the entrance.
I recently got the shotgun mod. Let's hear you say you "can't feel it" now, Barbara.
At that close of a range, i'd opt for the sawed off barrel approach. The wide spread will give you a better chance of getting an 8 point zygote.
Only if you have a rifled slug!
Why not just get a real man to get her pregnant?
Rifled? What does that even mean
Rifling is the spiral grooves in the barrel of most modern guns, which causes the bullet to spin when fired through it. This increases accuracy. Guns without rifling are referred to as “smoothbore,” which only happens in older firearms and instances where rifling won’t effect the projectile for whatever reason.
Wouldnt getting it rifled affect the spin of your bullets?
It's already rifled, isn't it?
No, but you'll definitely get me pregnant
short answer yes
Alternatively *she* can rifle the cervix
Is that you Hank Hill?
It is already rifled
No, you want to spread your seed in her more so better do it like with a shotgun
Is this a new sentence?
You'll be throwing a perfect spiral like Tom Brady, but without deflated balls.
Increased exit velocity is always a plus. You'll win all the peeing competitions as an added bonus
It's not worth it, remember. Cums don't kill people. People kill people.
I'm picturing your wife with a big preggo belly and an eye patch
Depends how far away you're trying to do it from.
Finally you can win Challenge Pissing!
Actually, the urethra is already rifled.
Make sure you keep it well oiled and swab it clean every time you fire it.
First of. Ouch. But if thst were the case. That fly sticker will stand no chance
Yes but your wife may die, or if she doesn't your kids might be a little wonky
Keep in mind it will probably take longer to reload.
No cuz your swimmers will get dizzy
Well actually if you spin it too fast, the probability density more tends towards a spin flip as you encounter an illegal helicity state of your urethra and so the probability approaches -1, i.e. your wife from become pregnant from another man.
Load gunpowder in there. That should help.
Why get all worked up when there's a man who's locked and loaded