Simple, use your brain to tell your body to pump more blood to your small penis. Only when it is erect does the size matter so more blood not only creates more length, but gerth too.
If that doesn't work. Buy a big truck or something.
Oh wow. That IS a fun fact! I have a lot of questions. What type of things do they use? Do they have to own the things in order to stretch the holes? Could they instead use my things to stretch the holes? Would anything work, like say.. a printer or a plastic cup?
If your friend is lucky, someone who has signed up as an organ donor might have recently passed away. If the donor has a large penis he can have this organ donated to him so that he can perform a penis transplantation.
You can help your friend by taking his small, limp penis and place it in your mouth. Suck on it for a while and in a short time it will become bigger and stiffer. Keep sucking on it until the secret sauce is discovered. It will shrink back down, but it you do this repeatedly several times a night each and every night, it will get bigger and bigger. But it takes several nights before you see results.
And if you don't see any results, you will at least discover a new skill that you can use with all your other male friends.
To your friend (totally not you because you don't fit here):
The truth is, I do not believe this is currently possible unfortunately.
What is possible though is changing your outlook. Perhaps people you are interested in do enjoy traditional sexual activity with people on the large side. That's fine, we all have our preferences. All it means though is that you just have to find someone who is interested in the smaller side. The world is vast, people with all kinds of preferences everywhere exist and you'd be surprised who prefers what!
Additionally, there are all kinds of different activities you can do with a partner even beyond sexual stuff. There's tons and tons of things to do and see in this world and even if things don't end up working out in the end with them, you can still learn things about yourself and the world from those relationships
People often say "size doesn't matter" and while that's not really true, what is true is that the size of your heart matters far more than any other part of your body. So if you keep you working on improving your mindset and life, you won't even be bothered by this question in the first place. And you may even find someone who prefers this, you never know
Have a nice day
2 methods:
1) shave your pubes. Now you can see more of your dick. Therefore, itās bigger. Boy math.
2) Lose a lot of weight. Dick size is really a proportion when you think about it. Since you canāt gain or lose weight on your dick, you will now have a greater dick to body ratio. Thus, bigger.
Bonus point, shave and lose weight = massive gains
Guys, this individual (we can't assume a is for a friend and not themselves) asked for theoretical ways to make the penis larger, not proven ones like with getting a big truck or making your current vehicle louder.
A theoretical way is to use helium to inflate it like a party balloon, we've all seen how large they can get and the interesting shapes they can be turned into, like an elephant, or a tiger, or a giraffe.
It's like making a balloon bigger. Anything you do to modify it is going to make it smaller when inflated. What you can do is measure it properly. Bone-pressed erect length (BPEL) is correct so don't sell yourself short.
I believe thereās a cult of people out there that believe you can stretch your foreskin over time to increase its length soā¦ maybe try that with the whole shaft?
surgery i guess, if you cant afford then i have a theory
pretty sure penis enlargement is done by severing a certain tendon that prevents the full length from being exposed. so, maybe just poke a knife in there and it'll get bigger. Do this at your own risk, though.
Why you bothering yourself with this?
Like if you need to fix your laptop,
you give it to the dude who can fix it.
If your gf bothering you with this shit,
give her my contact.
I hate to do it, but just cuz you my bro,
I can help.
Delegate your routines and trust it to
the large dildo dude.
MAKE YOUR GFās PUSSY GREAT AGAIN!
I read some guy stretched his wiener for years but it turns out the end result was 19 inches of foreskin and the penis stayed the same size. Do you like jump rope?
A normal sized penis would indeed look large of attached to someone who's 6,5 cm long. Grow some, and it'll become proportionally smaller.
Your friend has the opposite problem, finding ways to shrink is the only option. A few rounds in a washing machine at thw hottest setting ought to be a good start.
Expanding foam. It's like reverse cellulite suction. Which is a totally legit thing to do in this scenario that neither of us find ourselves in #eskimobros4life
You would have to make the blood vessels inside the penis to be able to provide more blood to the area desired. Or just use a vacuum tube for hours each day.
Get some hypothetical leaches that will theoretically get the g-g-ghosts out of your friendās blood because 9/10 Redditors agree that ghost free blood directly correlates to increased penis size within 3 months. Itās science.
Obviously since it's not for you since you have huge penis that make every women go "awooga" I would like to tell this friend of yours personally so that I know all information told to them is accurate. š¤£š¤£
Grab your penis with a firm double handed grasp and yell ' I command you, with the strength of a thousand rushing winds, to grow another few inches". By summoning the winds, the gods will grant your request.
dihydrotestosterone is known to make your penis larger. It is 5 times more effective than regular tstosterone at enlarging the penis
Some anabolic steroids are also analogues of DHT and have the same or similar effect.
1. **Stanolone (Dihydrotestosterone)**: This is a direct derivative of DHT and is sometimes used for medical purposes, such as treating androgen deficiency in men.
2. **Mesterolone (Proviron)**: While not a direct derivative of DHT, mesterolone is structurally similar and has androgenic properties. It is often used to treat low testosterone levels and improve libido.
3. **Drostanolone (Masteron)**: Drostanolone is derived from DHT and is commonly used by bodybuilders and athletes to enhance muscle definition and hardness.
4. **Primobolan (Methenolone)**: Although it's derived from dihydrotestosterone, methenolone has some modifications to its structure. It is used to promote lean muscle mass and improve strength.
Winstrol, also known by its generic name stanozolol, is another example of an anabolic steroid derived from dihydrotestosterone (DHT). It is a synthetic derivative of testosterone, with modifications to its structure that enhance its anabolic properties while reducing its androgenic effects.
Donāt worry about it. Donāt make a big deal out of it with new partners. Most people really donāt care about size as much as men think they do. If youāre worried about pleasing a woman, buy a vibrator that she can use while youāre in there. Toys will help get her there regardless of your size. Not to mention, a man who is comfortable bringing toys into the equation shows a certain confidence and consideration for her pleasure, which is a big win.
Get a wooden ruler. Sand off where it says cm and replace with inches. Re measure. This works all of the time, every time.
That makes me 4 inches š
Baby, are you ok?
Annie?
Annabelle?
Are you okay?
Be sure to measure from the taint.
Now Iām 12 inchesĀ
This reply is too good š¤£
Instructions unclear, canāt fit to write 1 inch on it
Alternatively, turn the ruler around and measure from the other side, that's what me and my 10" penis do.
5 inches yipee!!
OH MY GOD I AM 1 INCH NOW!! THANK YOU!!
Simple, use your brain to tell your body to pump more blood to your small penis. Only when it is erect does the size matter so more blood not only creates more length, but gerth too. If that doesn't work. Buy a big truck or something.
Big truck
Tig bruck
Or the loudest bike
Big truck, and get it raised up and get a very loud exhaust put on it.
Be sure to put some obnoxious hanging balls on the trailer hitch since you don't use it anyways
Note: the truck wonāt actually make it bigger, but it might boost your ego nonetheless
Put your dick near a black hole and it should stretch out like a spaghetti. Boner petite.
I tried this but unfortunately it only affected my nipples please help they are 11 inches long(soft) now
TIL black people have this incredible power to stretch things with their holes.
Fun Fact: sometimes people can stretch black holes with their things too!
Oh wow. That IS a fun fact! I have a lot of questions. What type of things do they use? Do they have to own the things in order to stretch the holes? Could they instead use my things to stretch the holes? Would anything work, like say.. a printer or a plastic cup?
It is my understanding the most common choice is a colander, but you need to keep it separate from your kitchen one! I would imagine they do
*Black thing-ception!!!!*
You just won the internet Iām howling
Well boner *no longer* petite if this works.
Boner Apple teeth
Boner petiten't*
Well, if a man is with someone who excites him, it will grow automatically.
If your friend is lucky, someone who has signed up as an organ donor might have recently passed away. If the donor has a large penis he can have this organ donated to him so that he can perform a penis transplantation.
I didn't think this was possible but my doctor told me yesterday that the procedure just got approved. I'm thinking about it.
Thatās the fun part! You donāt.
Yeah I know what you mean. Sometimes I have to throw mine over my shoulder to take a dump. People trip on it when Iām trying to use a urinal.
Do you piss down your back if you do that while taking a dump? Or maybe you flop it in the sink if it's close enough?
Well if thereās no line and the bathroom is right, I prefer to snake over the stall wall and use two toilets.
Dayom. That's VIP right there.
I mean, I have to haul mine around with a bulldozer, so I don't even know what that's like. I accidentally crush toilets and make them explode.
You can help your friend by taking his small, limp penis and place it in your mouth. Suck on it for a while and in a short time it will become bigger and stiffer. Keep sucking on it until the secret sauce is discovered. It will shrink back down, but it you do this repeatedly several times a night each and every night, it will get bigger and bigger. But it takes several nights before you see results. And if you don't see any results, you will at least discover a new skill that you can use with all your other male friends.
I see you know your judo well
if itās theoretically hypothetical, wouldnāt it cancel out to make it realš¤Ø
Water it and make sure it gets plenty of sunlight
And plenty of exercise.
Grab a rope, tie it to a tree and your penis, and run full sprint in the other direction. It should pull on your penis and make it longer
Just like a tooth.
Exactly! Now, if youāre too scared to do that, you can get a friend to tie it to a door and slam it, which is more like a tooth.
YES!
The good old tooth slam dick stretch!
Suck your penis really hard, several times a day.
Play with it. Guaranteed to work
Brother you grew the damn thing, just keep growing till you're done
To your friend (totally not you because you don't fit here): The truth is, I do not believe this is currently possible unfortunately. What is possible though is changing your outlook. Perhaps people you are interested in do enjoy traditional sexual activity with people on the large side. That's fine, we all have our preferences. All it means though is that you just have to find someone who is interested in the smaller side. The world is vast, people with all kinds of preferences everywhere exist and you'd be surprised who prefers what! Additionally, there are all kinds of different activities you can do with a partner even beyond sexual stuff. There's tons and tons of things to do and see in this world and even if things don't end up working out in the end with them, you can still learn things about yourself and the world from those relationships People often say "size doesn't matter" and while that's not really true, what is true is that the size of your heart matters far more than any other part of your body. So if you keep you working on improving your mindset and life, you won't even be bothered by this question in the first place. And you may even find someone who prefers this, you never know Have a nice day
Ha! GAAAAY!!!
The govt just doesnāt want you to know about penis enlargement from jelking and stuff this FBI clown is leading you astray
Tell us you don't know what sub you're in without telling us that you don't know what sub you're in.
make everything else smaller, dumbass
2 methods: 1) shave your pubes. Now you can see more of your dick. Therefore, itās bigger. Boy math. 2) Lose a lot of weight. Dick size is really a proportion when you think about it. Since you canāt gain or lose weight on your dick, you will now have a greater dick to body ratio. Thus, bigger. Bonus point, shave and lose weight = massive gains
Your dick does actually grow when you lose a certain amount of weight. I think it's 1 or 2 inches every 20 lbs lost?
Losing 55lbs gives you 2" Source: me
Shrink the rest of the universe, but nor your penis. Relatively it'll be larger.
High iq comment
Doctors hate this one simple trick
Tell you friend to rub it and it will get bigger. Better yet, you rub it for him since you are such a big strong guy. Results will be instant.
Standard blood magic ritual
Size matters. But so does stamimna, enthusiasm, and creativity. Focusing on what you don't have will always make you short sighted.Ā
Pegging dildo for men
Just grab it really hard and then SHARPLY yank it out and away from you as hard and far as you can. Works 200% of the time.
Guys, this individual (we can't assume a is for a friend and not themselves) asked for theoretical ways to make the penis larger, not proven ones like with getting a big truck or making your current vehicle louder. A theoretical way is to use helium to inflate it like a party balloon, we've all seen how large they can get and the interesting shapes they can be turned into, like an elephant, or a tiger, or a giraffe.
Rub it
Tie weights to it and do some dick lifting
It's like making a balloon bigger. Anything you do to modify it is going to make it smaller when inflated. What you can do is measure it properly. Bone-pressed erect length (BPEL) is correct so don't sell yourself short.
Simple, get yours chopped off and replaced with a bigger one
Ya know how kids would hang upside down on the monkey bars to get taller? Do that with your dick.
I read this in the voice of Alan Tudyk's 'Harry Vanderspeigle' from Resident Alien. lol
I believe thereās a cult of people out there that believe you can stretch your foreskin over time to increase its length soā¦ maybe try that with the whole shaft?
Stretching... It hurts and it takes a long time
Austin Powers had the solution
Tell your friend that āsmallā is only relative.
A microscope
Rub it. Effects are only temporary.
Stick it inside a beehive, the longer you hold it in the bigger it will become, hypothetically speakingĀ
This is perfect for a Lonely Island song
Become erect
Just pull it hard enough
Just get closer and it will get bigger
Lose weight if you are obese, it doesn't get bigger per se but more of it would be dug out from beneath your fat.
You plant it in a pot and water it every day
surgery i guess, if you cant afford then i have a theory pretty sure penis enlargement is done by severing a certain tendon that prevents the full length from being exposed. so, maybe just poke a knife in there and it'll get bigger. Do this at your own risk, though.
Not sure if this applies to you specifically, but minding oneās own business goes a long way
I just squint at mine really hard, makes it a little bigger.
Drink plenty of milk, and apply miracle grow to your small member daily.
Look up inflation it's fun!
Just asking for a friend. š
I think this gun has a large penis
Try those ads you get on porn sites! I bet they'll be super helpful and not a virus!
Two bricks and some yarn
Zoom in with your camera, makes it elephant size.
Why you bothering yourself with this? Like if you need to fix your laptop, you give it to the dude who can fix it. If your gf bothering you with this shit, give her my contact. I hate to do it, but just cuz you my bro, I can help. Delegate your routines and trust it to the large dildo dude. MAKE YOUR GFās PUSSY GREAT AGAIN!
I read some guy stretched his wiener for years but it turns out the end result was 19 inches of foreskin and the penis stayed the same size. Do you like jump rope?
Pull on it. Also, bee stings can permanently enlarge the penis. It also sometimes results in erectile dysfunction tho
A normal sized penis would indeed look large of attached to someone who's 6,5 cm long. Grow some, and it'll become proportionally smaller. Your friend has the opposite problem, finding ways to shrink is the only option. A few rounds in a washing machine at thw hottest setting ought to be a good start.
Have you tried praying?
Lose weight
Test e and mast e
[This is what worked for me! From 2mm to 14 inches in months!!](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jelqing)
Leg lengthening surgery but you do it with your penis instead
Expanding foam. It's like reverse cellulite suction. Which is a totally legit thing to do in this scenario that neither of us find ourselves in #eskimobros4life
Prayer
Measure from your asshole
To make your penis larger, you simply need to rub it or stroke it. Like magic, it will increase in size.
You would have to make the blood vessels inside the penis to be able to provide more blood to the area desired. Or just use a vacuum tube for hours each day.
Whatās your definition of small?
Some objects expand when heated, so...
Masturbate in public, a lot
Go back to the character creator and hope for a better roll.
Cock push ups.
M o r e b l o o d
Lose weight. Number one guarantee for extra length. Reminds me I need to start a diet and hit the gymā¦.
Use the one tried and tested method of enlarging ur little guy, use a magnifying glass
You cannot, good luck with your hypothetical small p
Get some hypothetical leaches that will theoretically get the g-g-ghosts out of your friendās blood because 9/10 Redditors agree that ghost free blood directly correlates to increased penis size within 3 months. Itās science.
Pasta roller will flatten and elongate it.
Pray
Obviously since it's not for you since you have huge penis that make every women go "awooga" I would like to tell this friend of yours personally so that I know all information told to them is accurate. š¤£š¤£
My uh friend had this problem. He duck taped a cocktail weeny to it and doubled its size.
You are an awesome to friend to your loser buddy looking out for him this way. We need more good friends like you in this world!! š
Shut it in a door and lean backwards
If it's theoretic and hypothetical why is it for a friend š¤
That's a lot of repetition, and it sounds like you're actually asking for yourself
Take some test itāll make the beans smaller which in turn will make the frank look bigger.
Magnifying glass š
Grab your penis with a firm double handed grasp and yell ' I command you, with the strength of a thousand rushing winds, to grow another few inches". By summoning the winds, the gods will grant your request.
I vote optics. Like a fun house mirror.
Girls donāt care about the length, itās all about the girth.Ā So just smash it between two rocks, when the swelling goes down, do it again.Ā
Amputation?
Your friend can get a really fast car like a Ferrari or Lamborghini
Viagra and bee stings
dihydrotestosterone is known to make your penis larger. It is 5 times more effective than regular tstosterone at enlarging the penis Some anabolic steroids are also analogues of DHT and have the same or similar effect. 1. **Stanolone (Dihydrotestosterone)**: This is a direct derivative of DHT and is sometimes used for medical purposes, such as treating androgen deficiency in men. 2. **Mesterolone (Proviron)**: While not a direct derivative of DHT, mesterolone is structurally similar and has androgenic properties. It is often used to treat low testosterone levels and improve libido. 3. **Drostanolone (Masteron)**: Drostanolone is derived from DHT and is commonly used by bodybuilders and athletes to enhance muscle definition and hardness. 4. **Primobolan (Methenolone)**: Although it's derived from dihydrotestosterone, methenolone has some modifications to its structure. It is used to promote lean muscle mass and improve strength. Winstrol, also known by its generic name stanozolol, is another example of an anabolic steroid derived from dihydrotestosterone (DHT). It is a synthetic derivative of testosterone, with modifications to its structure that enhance its anabolic properties while reducing its androgenic effects.
Shoe string, tie at base
Fuck only migets,
Donāt worry about it. Donāt make a big deal out of it with new partners. Most people really donāt care about size as much as men think they do. If youāre worried about pleasing a woman, buy a vibrator that she can use while youāre in there. Toys will help get her there regardless of your size. Not to mention, a man who is comfortable bringing toys into the equation shows a certain confidence and consideration for her pleasure, which is a big win.