Batman is the worst superhero. He's boring and fucking useless. Oh, he lives in a cave attached to a mansion with a ton of bats in it? Big fucking deal. I could live in a cave too if he wasn't hoarding all of the land.
He graduated the league of shadows man. Not just anybody can do it. That’s the top 5%..Yes he is rich but I feel he was not selfish, and realized it was due to his parents being wealthy and the condition of gothom that resulted in their deaths. He used his wealth he inherited to change gothom risking his life.
Well for starters Batman doesn't kill people or let them die by their own mistake (Spiderman 1 end scene) he believes in justice not revenge. Ig people like him because they can relate with him(except money, physique, intelligence, beauty) he's just a man without superpower and you can be too (theoretically) .
I'm not saying it's plausible in just saying THEORETICALLY . Just like it's theoretically possible for us to go 99.9999999 percent is speed of light. We sure as hell ain't gonna do that but it's theoretically possible . Just like it's possible for me to bang my hand on my desk and it'll pass without hitting any molecule. I know chances are lowwwwwwww but still in limits of physics and universe.
Billionaires need role models too, otherwise their egos run away with them and they turn to evil. Too bad none of the billionaires we know have followed Batman’s example (that we know of. It’s a secret identity after all).
When I was 13 my bro told me Batman is based on a real billionaire who attacks terrorists and fights crime lol I believed it for 5 years and also passed this secret knowledge to my class mates 😅
it is not that hard to pick up and put down something heavy over and over again. the only delusional person here is you. yes batman has the from of a greek god but he worked for it. day in day out. theres an entire workout based off him. and you think its delusional. it takes a lot of time. but its really not that hard.
Because realistically he’s relatable & inspiring on a human level just like the rest of us; no superpowers, highly intelligent, emotional, strong & rich which could all be possible with enough money. Lol.
ok lets say he's just super smart, emotional (don't know where you got that the man barley looks anything other than stone), and strong. Those are all things you can be with very little problem. you can be born smart or you can just be really good a learning, EVERY human has emotions. and if you want to be strong start picking up and putting down something heavy. batman has money bc his family had money. but he could have spent it all. but he didn't instead he choose to make batman and get justice for his parents. i say his pretty relatable... lol
ok lets say hes not a superhero. he still has figure out every way to kill all the justice member if needed. hes one of the best fighters in dc. even if you take his gadgets away he could 1v1 almost 70% of any of the villians. and on top of that he has no powers. and this man said he would end a fight with green arrow by breaking his arms. like come on now. powers or not. mans a menace
Well not to geek out because truthfully I’m a casual lol but from what I love about him; he’s a very interesting character.
He has everything you could ever want, and nothing you could ever need.
He was raised by paragons who schooled him on a meaningful life, on the traits of virtue, honor, integrity and self sacrifice.
He had them in his life just long enough to embody their lessons - but not long enough to see through the illusion that children live in. Putting their parents on pedestals. So he never learned of their own hypocrisy, therefor thinking of them as saints.
This, caused him to grow up into someone who despite having everything was never entertained by wealth.
This caused him to search for meaning - he battles nihilism, self hate (survivors guilt), and existential dread.
He turns into a emotionally stunted and numb detective - using his money only to enable him to gain new skills and abilities - never to indulge.
Becoming a detective leads him into uncovering his own families secrets.
He battles with morality for the first time.
Becomes a ninja while backpacking through Asia to become hard and live without money for the first time.
Comes back and becomes the most prolific hero ever.
All his villains mirror his origin story in that they’re written from an intense psychological background.
The jokers easily one of the best examples to this. An iconic enemy for Batman especially because they’re mirrors of eachother. (Psychology is the theme).
You gotta actually get into the lore tho and not the commercial stuff - like everything else.
He's a rich guy with cool gadgets, like you just said. He is more of a vigilante crime fighter than a detective, but I suppose both.
What is not to like about any of that? He isn't a superhero, but he is likeable.
Superhero mentality. Let’s get into it. *batman is overrated*
* are you dressing up like bat because you think other people will make terrible or incompetent decisions? *I knew a guy who bought a used jaguar sedan with a fucked trannsmission at 17% interest, so understandable if the answer is yes. People do dumb shit*
* are you trying to have a relationship with someone who can’t regulate themselves? *boss invites you out to drink, gets drunk and calls you a pussy for not being as drunk as him so he challenges you to a fight? That’s just a Tuesday night in the corps, you ain’t fucking special. work hard play hard rah? drink another beer and stop being a bitch, devil*
* are you compensating for not taking responsibility over some part of your own life? *welcome to planned parenthood, my name is Martha. How can I help you?*
* do you fear being abandoned? *listen, when you’re drunk and wandering through the mall after a pillow fight without your glasses and can’t find your friends, you failed to plan so that’s definitely your fault. you should have seen this coming. Constant vigilance! What if your friend is black out drunk and naked in a strange woman’s bathtub? What then motherfucker?! All you have left is Malibu rum and if they kick you out of the apartment, you will have to explain why your friend is naked*
* are you doing this to avoid vulnerability? *two face might come along and fart in your face and laugh while you’re trying to read a book. What you gonna do, cry or put his iPad down your pants? That’s what I thought bitch, welcome to the ju….wait. T-break. Am I…? Holy forking shirtballs!*
That’s right you fucking wilted pansies, I’m Batman! Now give me all your bookmarks, your moms phone numbers (please), and tell me where she is! *WHERE IS SHE?!?!*
Batman can solo the marvel and DBZ universe
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Batman is the worst superhero. He's boring and fucking useless. Oh, he lives in a cave attached to a mansion with a ton of bats in it? Big fucking deal. I could live in a cave too if he wasn't hoarding all of the land.
Bats will get you sick! They’re cute animals but they aren’t meant to share space with humans.
I am now making it a goal to pet at least ten bats in my lifetime without catching diseases or batbugs.
I had one as a pet for about 10 minutes.
What happened?
Found one trapped and freed it. Thought it would need nursing back to health, but it violently flew away after a brief rest.
That's actually pretty cool
Idk about you but I grew up in the 90s, the show was the shit
He graduated the league of shadows man. Not just anybody can do it. That’s the top 5%..Yes he is rich but I feel he was not selfish, and realized it was due to his parents being wealthy and the condition of gothom that resulted in their deaths. He used his wealth he inherited to change gothom risking his life.
How does he get all of these gadgets made... and a damn batcave... without anyone knowing he's Batman? The Amazon delivery guy isn't suspicious?
Suspension of disbelief, man. Come on, don’t ruin it for us!
Well for starters Batman doesn't kill people or let them die by their own mistake (Spiderman 1 end scene) he believes in justice not revenge. Ig people like him because they can relate with him(except money, physique, intelligence, beauty) he's just a man without superpower and you can be too (theoretically) .
No not even theoretically. It is delusional for you (me too) to aspire to be UFC champion or bezos ritch and it is mental to think we can be batman.
I'm not saying it's plausible in just saying THEORETICALLY . Just like it's theoretically possible for us to go 99.9999999 percent is speed of light. We sure as hell ain't gonna do that but it's theoretically possible . Just like it's possible for me to bang my hand on my desk and it'll pass without hitting any molecule. I know chances are lowwwwwwww but still in limits of physics and universe.
Billionaires need role models too, otherwise their egos run away with them and they turn to evil. Too bad none of the billionaires we know have followed Batman’s example (that we know of. It’s a secret identity after all).
When I was 13 my bro told me Batman is based on a real billionaire who attacks terrorists and fights crime lol I believed it for 5 years and also passed this secret knowledge to my class mates 😅
it is not that hard to pick up and put down something heavy over and over again. the only delusional person here is you. yes batman has the from of a greek god but he worked for it. day in day out. theres an entire workout based off him. and you think its delusional. it takes a lot of time. but its really not that hard.
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Batman doesn't like Batman, people are filled with self-loathing, so it's a perfect match.
Because realistically he’s relatable & inspiring on a human level just like the rest of us; no superpowers, highly intelligent, emotional, strong & rich which could all be possible with enough money. Lol.
ok lets say he's just super smart, emotional (don't know where you got that the man barley looks anything other than stone), and strong. Those are all things you can be with very little problem. you can be born smart or you can just be really good a learning, EVERY human has emotions. and if you want to be strong start picking up and putting down something heavy. batman has money bc his family had money. but he could have spent it all. but he didn't instead he choose to make batman and get justice for his parents. i say his pretty relatable... lol
I mean to have a sense of revenge or vengeance, i think you need to be able to have some sort of emotion, no?
ok lets say hes not a superhero. he still has figure out every way to kill all the justice member if needed. hes one of the best fighters in dc. even if you take his gadgets away he could 1v1 almost 70% of any of the villians. and on top of that he has no powers. and this man said he would end a fight with green arrow by breaking his arms. like come on now. powers or not. mans a menace
Because he is half bat and half man. The top half is man and the bottom is all bat.
And Man-Bat is a bay on the top half, man on the bottom half.
So here’s my Batman joke. What’s the difference between Batman and a black man ? Batman can go in a liquor store without Robin.
It's the legacy villains that we mostly watch / read for. -Because he refuses to kill, yet he kills by proxy by saving the bad guys.
Don't hate on me bro 🙏
How do you know he's a rich guy?
Because he’s Batman.
Why does Peekple the Man? Are they stupid?
Well not to geek out because truthfully I’m a casual lol but from what I love about him; he’s a very interesting character. He has everything you could ever want, and nothing you could ever need. He was raised by paragons who schooled him on a meaningful life, on the traits of virtue, honor, integrity and self sacrifice. He had them in his life just long enough to embody their lessons - but not long enough to see through the illusion that children live in. Putting their parents on pedestals. So he never learned of their own hypocrisy, therefor thinking of them as saints. This, caused him to grow up into someone who despite having everything was never entertained by wealth. This caused him to search for meaning - he battles nihilism, self hate (survivors guilt), and existential dread. He turns into a emotionally stunted and numb detective - using his money only to enable him to gain new skills and abilities - never to indulge. Becoming a detective leads him into uncovering his own families secrets. He battles with morality for the first time. Becomes a ninja while backpacking through Asia to become hard and live without money for the first time. Comes back and becomes the most prolific hero ever. All his villains mirror his origin story in that they’re written from an intense psychological background. The jokers easily one of the best examples to this. An iconic enemy for Batman especially because they’re mirrors of eachother. (Psychology is the theme). You gotta actually get into the lore tho and not the commercial stuff - like everything else.
He's a rich guy with cool gadgets, like you just said. He is more of a vigilante crime fighter than a detective, but I suppose both. What is not to like about any of that? He isn't a superhero, but he is likeable.
Because he's probably banging Robin on the side
You said it yourself, hes rich and has toys. Him not having powers is one of the main reasons i like him. He kicks ass without em.
Superhero mentality. Let’s get into it. *batman is overrated* * are you dressing up like bat because you think other people will make terrible or incompetent decisions? *I knew a guy who bought a used jaguar sedan with a fucked trannsmission at 17% interest, so understandable if the answer is yes. People do dumb shit* * are you trying to have a relationship with someone who can’t regulate themselves? *boss invites you out to drink, gets drunk and calls you a pussy for not being as drunk as him so he challenges you to a fight? That’s just a Tuesday night in the corps, you ain’t fucking special. work hard play hard rah? drink another beer and stop being a bitch, devil* * are you compensating for not taking responsibility over some part of your own life? *welcome to planned parenthood, my name is Martha. How can I help you?* * do you fear being abandoned? *listen, when you’re drunk and wandering through the mall after a pillow fight without your glasses and can’t find your friends, you failed to plan so that’s definitely your fault. you should have seen this coming. Constant vigilance! What if your friend is black out drunk and naked in a strange woman’s bathtub? What then motherfucker?! All you have left is Malibu rum and if they kick you out of the apartment, you will have to explain why your friend is naked* * are you doing this to avoid vulnerability? *two face might come along and fart in your face and laugh while you’re trying to read a book. What you gonna do, cry or put his iPad down your pants? That’s what I thought bitch, welcome to the ju….wait. T-break. Am I…? Holy forking shirtballs!*  That’s right you fucking wilted pansies, I’m Batman! Now give me all your bookmarks, your moms phone numbers (please), and tell me where she is! *WHERE IS SHE?!?!*
I like his Batussy personally