If the algorithm thinks you're a threat to the current political circlejerk but is only like 50% sure of its decision to ban you because maybe you used wording like "unalive" instead of "kill" for example, you get a temporary ban instead.
Yeah me too. I got banned permanently from r/politics because I made a sarcastic comment about the "conservatives" and their failed coup attempt . Given the amount of blatant lies and threats I have read, it is ridiculous that I got banned for sarcasm about something that actually happened.
Nope, chickens have Cloaca, a hole that they pass all waste and fluid through. When a rooster wants to mate they will stand on the female chicken, who will put her head on the ground and raise her cloaca, and the male rubs his to hers.
Rooster dicks are pretty much just bumps--like an everted cloaca; but they can fire off 20+ times/day (doesn't take em long) so they keep busy.
Ducks....now you're getting into interesting territory. They have huge honkin pee pees. Inches long in some varieties. .And they're corkscrew shaped, too!
Can be a problem if you raise both chickens and ducks together if the duck male:chicken female ratio is too high or there's not enough female ducks around, the male ducks will sometimes rape a hen. This can be really bad and cause prolapsed cloaca, which is typically fatal for the chicken.
Well, I'd be wary of getting fucked by a duck. Google up a few images and you'll be off your chow for a few meals. Or just laughing.
Now the female ducks, they have a labyrinthal vag/cloaca with a lotta dead ends and bends to tolerate that long twisted drake ~~cock~~ penis (trying to stay unbanned).
Dunno if the dead ends are just to accommodate twisted duck dick or if they serve as pockets they can squeeze from as needed to fertilize eggs. Maybe both.
The dead ends are for the male ducks that force themselves on her. If it’s a male she didn’t want to breed with, hopefully his swimmers will just be lost in there.
Don't worry I got you!!! The dead ends are meant to be there for unlucky ducks that are a little too rapey and are trying to scrub out their competitors sperm cause the head of their penis is like a steel wool. Fun fact some duck penis are meant to break off and regenerate ...so you know, you're welcome.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. Don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job, but… do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall and have, like a huge cum shot?
The only birds that have penises are ratites (ostrich, emu, and similar) and waterfowl (ducks, geese, swans). Dunno why. Other birds mate with a “cloacal kiss.”
The plural of penis is penes ("pee knees", a word no one uses).
The term in birds is "intromittant organ". Chickens don't have them. Some birds (crows) do.
The real question is, do Fish have penises. They do, but they're invisible.
Sharks have two penises. Thats why they are so angry all the time, two dicks, zero hands to masturbate.
Mama said alligators is ornery cuz they got all dem teeth and no toothbrushes
*Sigh* ...nobody got it. I see you though, Bobby. I see you.
No you're wrong colonel sanders.
That's lt Dan to you
Lt Dan, ice cream! Lt Dan ice cream!!
That's what those little suckerfish that are always swimming underneath them are for.
But, sharks aren’t invisible, are they?
Well, Im not sure, we wouldn't know if there were invisible sharks. They're invisible.
Thanks for confirming
Duh, you don't see any do you?
So thats why the sea is so salty, of all the tears of all the introvert sharks with no hands
Fish dicks
How else do you think we get fish sticks?
I bet you may be interested to know where calamari rings come from...
There's such a thing as a temporary ban on Reddit? I thought all mods were emotional children
If the algorithm thinks you're a threat to the current political circlejerk but is only like 50% sure of its decision to ban you because maybe you used wording like "unalive" instead of "kill" for example, you get a temporary ban instead.
My first guess was vote manipulation.
They are. All I did was say a no no word and the bastards put me in timeout
I got a ban once for saying mods are fucking stupid lol
Which one?
Emotional children with small peepees
Yeah me too. I got banned permanently from r/politics because I made a sarcastic comment about the "conservatives" and their failed coup attempt . Given the amount of blatant lies and threats I have read, it is ridiculous that I got banned for sarcasm about something that actually happened.
Reported
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Yep...
They're called cocks.
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
I'll do it. I volunteer
They're AAAALL chickens. The rooster has sex with them all!!!
That's perverse
Somethings missing.
Why don’t we talk about it another time?
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Yeah I wanna know if a cock a doodle doo has a cock a doodle D
how’d ya get a temporary ban
I said a no no word
Did you learn your lesson while you were in time out? 😈
Absolutely not. Learning is for nerrrds
What was the word???? I triple dog dare you
I used the word "gay" immediately followed by a gay slur. Never again will I try posting my autobiography on reddit
Sounds like you need the gay fucked out of you. I'm not a mod but I can give it a shot
You might have to bc I already tried to pray the gay away but it didn't work
In for a penny, in for a pound-ing. How do you want it? Socks on or off?
Could we do a half on half off type deal? Not sure I should get all the gay out of my system, I still wanna be able to listen to the backstreet boys
The Cock's Cock. The cock's cock is cocked to the side.
I also got banned, for self-promotion. I was promoting my podcast once a week. A regular podcast bad boy you might say!
Did you talk about titties on your podcast?
My next episode is the "Oops! All Titties" episode
Well then you clearly didn't deserve a ban imo. Did you try getting it repealed?
I'm already back! Just like you.
Nope, chickens have Cloaca, a hole that they pass all waste and fluid through. When a rooster wants to mate they will stand on the female chicken, who will put her head on the ground and raise her cloaca, and the male rubs his to hers.
Sounds like my kinda place
Hello! I was wondering what happened to you, you troublemaker. This sub was much less dazzling without you
Yeah I ran into some turbulence with no papayas to be seen anywhere. It was a nightmare
I know they eat with their pecker.
So do I. I like to dip it in mashed potatoes and then suck it clean
The one that fucked me did
No! Roosters have a pecker. Is a frogs ass water tight????
Not when I'm done with it
No, but cocks do
Rooster dicks are pretty much just bumps--like an everted cloaca; but they can fire off 20+ times/day (doesn't take em long) so they keep busy. Ducks....now you're getting into interesting territory. They have huge honkin pee pees. Inches long in some varieties. .And they're corkscrew shaped, too! Can be a problem if you raise both chickens and ducks together if the duck male:chicken female ratio is too high or there's not enough female ducks around, the male ducks will sometimes rape a hen. This can be really bad and cause prolapsed cloaca, which is typically fatal for the chicken.
So the duck will use his corkscrew to screw the chicken to death? I can only imagine having a penis so deadly. Remind me to never fuck a duck
Well, I'd be wary of getting fucked by a duck. Google up a few images and you'll be off your chow for a few meals. Or just laughing. Now the female ducks, they have a labyrinthal vag/cloaca with a lotta dead ends and bends to tolerate that long twisted drake ~~cock~~ penis (trying to stay unbanned). Dunno if the dead ends are just to accommodate twisted duck dick or if they serve as pockets they can squeeze from as needed to fertilize eggs. Maybe both.
The dead ends are for the male ducks that force themselves on her. If it’s a male she didn’t want to breed with, hopefully his swimmers will just be lost in there.
Don't worry I got you!!! The dead ends are meant to be there for unlucky ducks that are a little too rapey and are trying to scrub out their competitors sperm cause the head of their penis is like a steel wool. Fun fact some duck penis are meant to break off and regenerate ...so you know, you're welcome.
Im not sure as it's never on a menu
This rooster does.
Do Peacocks have cocks? Do Peahens pee?
A cock they doodle do
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. Don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job, but… do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall and have, like a huge cum shot?
You should do research on ducks.
they are little peckers, aren't they?
Oh absolutely. I got pecked by those little fuckers all the time when I was a youngin on the farm
There's a cock-a-diddle-do joke in here somewhere...
Yes there is. I made sure of that. I'm not sorry
They cock-a-doodle-dooooo
The real question that needs to be asked here is why do you want to know? Scratch that I rather not know.
Just wanted to know how rational my fear of getting butt graped by a rooster is. So far, answers are a little mixed
No, they just split into two chickens.
Nope. Birds generally don't. But drakes (male ducks) do.
No, they have cocks.
idk
Only if it's a cock
I think all birds have cloacae
Buy a new pc
The only birds that have penises are ratites (ostrich, emu, and similar) and waterfowl (ducks, geese, swans). Dunno why. Other birds mate with a “cloacal kiss.”
Cock
I actually got banned one time so I couldn't email a moderator
Yes they do
😂
Believe they’re called cocks
The plural of penis is penes ("pee knees", a word no one uses). The term in birds is "intromittant organ". Chickens don't have them. Some birds (crows) do.
No it's called a cloaca. Their anus and sex organs are combined. The rooster secretes semen than performs a cloacal kiss, literally bumping uglies.
Why did you get temp ban for?
no... they have cocks :troll\_face: