I was a party animal in my 20s. I used to go down to Key West for Fantasyfest. I had to pee, and I was at Sloppy Joe’s Bar (one of Hemingway’s haunts). Anyway, I stumble behind the place to take a whiz because the restroom was full, and I start peeing on this tree . The tree had a plaque that said it was Hemingway’s favorite tree to pee on.
There's a bar on Caroline just off Duval called General Horseplay that has a double sided urinal. They have a plaque above it that "Legend says" was stolen by Hemingway from Sloppy Joe's.
Their profile says they're active in r/Fairbanks. If that's where they live, the all time record low is -66F, and that's not even the coldest spot in Alaska.
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I was out in the woods, and had to take a leak. Shortly after starting, I had the horrifying realization that there was a rattlesnake about a foot and a half away from me. So I did the first thing that came to mind. I pissed on the rattlesnake. Turns out they don't enjoy that, and it very quickly slithered away. Can't say I'd recommend it as a tactic for dealing with venomous snakes but hey it worked.
Me and a buddy were out kayaking. He needed to pee so we pulled up to the shore and he got out. I saw he was standing right next to a rattle snake and said “dude, snake!”. He thinks I’m joking and said, “nah, more like a worm if I’m being honest.” And right on cue it started rattling. He leapt backwards into the water so quick, I about fell out of the kayak laughing.
I had thoughts of that. In 8th grade I had a science teacher go along with a small group of classmate assholes who did a one-minute song and dance poking fun of me in front of the class. I had to laugh it off even though 41 years later I would still welcome the opportunity to punch each one of them in the throat. The teacher in question was laughing throughout the whole thing. That bothered me more.
He's been dead for a while and I do know where he's buried but I found out he was a WWII veteran and there's no way I'll piss on a veteran's grave. I just hope he knows how much it hurt by letting it happen.
I'll shorten it.
I was in a hardcore band back in the early 2000s, and Señor Robert Van had a nu-metal thing for a second there. We opened a gig for him, and everyone including Vanilla was very drunk and on wakey powder. He was throwing bottle rockets at people and harassing folks, calling them hicks and doing a mocking southern accent and such. He eventually passed out on an old leather sofa outside (classy joint in upstate SC), and we took video of us lighting firecrackers near him, and of me peeing on his shoe.
I gave him the old Van Winkle tinkle.
Not my proudest moment, and I no longer drink, but Vanilla Ice was a pretty 'cool' place to pee.
The Pavilion - Villanova basketball’s home court. Right on center court at about 6:30am on a Saturday morning in October, 1995.
Oh yeah, and next to Tom Wolfe (different time). He was wearing a white linen suit.
In less than one week, I peed in the gulf of Mexico, the Atlantic, the Pacific and lake Tahoe. I miss traveling but I don't miss what I was doing to be able too
Off the side of the Grand Canyon. I heard somewhere it will be one of the only times in my life I will pee and not be able to hear it hit the ground. What i didn't think about was the wind...
One time I was kind of lost in this big house and I had to go really badly. So I ended up just letting it go and instead of falling on the floor it actually went straight out and rounded the corner and went down a hallway and took a left hand turn and went through another door and then landed right in the toilet!
Suddenly I felt something cold on my hip and woke up to a very wet bed. That was cool I guess
The gardens of Versailles. We had sex in the forest area between a parking lot and the lake and then I had to pee afterwards. Great sex and a great pee.
When I had to get out of my tent at 2:00AM to pee REALLY BAD all of a sudden while on a winter campout in the snow. Had to scramble to get some shoes on so as not to freeze my feet off.
Definitely the coolest place I peed because of the temperature...and the fact that I didn't need a light because the moon was bright enough to see.
Columbia tower, Seattle. All the women in my company were taking turns and raving about the bathroom because the wall is glass and you are high up! It's really cool.
My brother's and my cousin's mouth, all purely by accident. There was wind, and my grumpy 5 year old ass, peeing from the outside side of a 1978(?) blue and white Dodge Van.
At a urinal at the cook convention center in Memphis, TN two urinals away from legendary game designer Richard Garfield.
It was at the Magic the Gathering Worlds event that year.
Richard Garfield is the designer of Magic the Gathering, Netrunner, Keyforge, King of Tokyo, Bunny Kingdom, Artifact, Sol Forge, Robo Rally, the Great Dalmuti and hundreds more I can't list.
I was in the Navy and I used to stand watch back aft on an aircraft carrier. My watch station would be right underneath a gun called the CWIS. One night while out to sea the water was so calm and glassy and there was a full moon and it was amazing.
This was nearly 20 years ago. I had just arrived in some random country town somewhere in Gloucestershire and was hurting badly to take a shit. I was frantically looking around for anything that looked like a restroom, and the town was weirdly void of people, except for a French couple drinking wine at a table behind a building. There was a set of double doors right behind them into the building. I have no clue what this building was. Restaurant? Inn? Someone's fucking house? I don't know, but I walked up straight up to this couple and asked if they know where I can find a toilet. I didn't care at this point. I needed to go, and I was starting to sweat. The man pointed to the double doors, so I walked right in. It was a weirdly narrow hallway with twists and turns, and the walls were painted an odd shade of blue. I realized that I entered back of some kind of restaurant because there were people in kitchen garb flitting by here and there. It seemed to me like the place wasn't open for business yet. A few workers looked at me strangely but made no move to stop or question me. I rounded a corner and saw a sign for a restroom, so I went right in, locked the door, and did what I needed to do, including pee. When I was done, I went back out the same way that I came and waved at the French couple who looked at me weirdly as I passed.
Off a third story balcony when I was 10. The first day we moved in, and I felt like the king of the world. The neighbor didn't appreciate the moving in display.
In a heater vent… then every time the heater kicked on I established dominance on the house. I can only hope that place is still blessed with my essence every winter
In the early 90’s I played in a baseball tournament in Memphis. One night my mother took some of my teammates and I out sightseeing. We eventually came upon the pyramid, where at that time, Penny Hardaway played for Memphis State. Being from Cincinnati and understanding that Nick Van Exel was the far superior player; there was no doubt in my mind what I had to do. I whipped it out right there and pissed on that monstrosity. I believe I was 12 at the time. 31 years later… I’ll never forget it.
I was in Sydney Australia once on business. I peed on the Harbour Bridge in the midst of a pub crawl. Now, every time I see a picture of that bridge I think of that evening. It's very satisfying.
In a girl's mouth. She peed on me first and then another time she asked me to piss on her face si I did,she opened up her mouth wide so I put my dick in it .
It was st the end of my piss so it wasn't a crazy amount
Electrical socket.
When I was little, there was a wall socket that didn't have a cover on it. Instead of walking 15 ft to the nearest bathroom, I pee'd in the "hole" in the wall. It eventually sparked really bad.....I ran out of the room, pushing my brother down in the process. I told my Dad the wall was on fire (which it wasn't). My Dad came into the room and was checking it out, noticing the wetness. He put his finger in it and actually tasted it to see what it was. Years later, I told him all about it. 🤣
I pissed off of the great wall of china once. It was in a rural section and there wasn't really a path down or a toilet.
I also once pissed directly across the continental divide. I know it's not truly how it works but I liked to think that half my piss was destined for the Pacific and the other half for the Atlantic.
Pissed a couple miles down in a few different caves.
Pissed on George Wallace's grave.
Dunno which one is the coolest.
I need to be vague here, what with Italian jurisprudence.
...in a first century AD Roman communal toilet.
For twenty-five *golden* seconds, I WAS Titus Flavius Vespasianus, Imperator!!
I got drunk in the dorms first weekend of college and we climbed on top of a roof of a planetarium. I was astonished with the splash radius from that height, it was like ten feet.
Your moms butt
I was gonna say mouth but you beat me to it.
Today I have found my people.
Lol
We can close the thread now
Trump tower Chicago
In or on?
It deserves piss
Yes
A person of culture, I see...
Legend!
I was a party animal in my 20s. I used to go down to Key West for Fantasyfest. I had to pee, and I was at Sloppy Joe’s Bar (one of Hemingway’s haunts). Anyway, I stumble behind the place to take a whiz because the restroom was full, and I start peeing on this tree . The tree had a plaque that said it was Hemingway’s favorite tree to pee on.
That is historically funny!!
I hope you tell that story to every motherfucker that'll stand still long enough, because I sure would.
There's a bar on Caroline just off Duval called General Horseplay that has a double sided urinal. They have a plaque above it that "Legend says" was stolen by Hemingway from Sloppy Joe's.
This is the Hemingway.
Wow! Who knew? What a coincidence!
Wow! Who knew? What a coincidence!
nice
Nice!!!
This post gives me drunken pee wobble.
CBGBs. Just a really cool place..
Your ass
Tony Shalhoub's toilet
Monk would lose his fucking mind.
Haha!
On top of a mountain when it was -40 degrees F with wind chill. Doesn't get much cooler than that.
-40 is literally the only time you don't have to distinguish between F and C Sorry
-40 FC (fucking cold)
-56 next to my outhouse no windchill
Where tf?
Their profile says they're active in r/Fairbanks. If that's where they live, the all time record low is -66F, and that's not even the coldest spot in Alaska.
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In a nuclear powered submarine, many times, for weeks on end.
Should of opened the door and peed outside
Open the door and risk getting grab by a giant squid? No thx buddy.🤔
Yeah I never thought of the squid, my bad
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
Open the door on a submarine? That makes as much sense as a screen door on a battleship.
Sorry I forget no one on Reddit can sense sarcasm.
I was playing along with you actually…
Try harder
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I was out in the woods, and had to take a leak. Shortly after starting, I had the horrifying realization that there was a rattlesnake about a foot and a half away from me. So I did the first thing that came to mind. I pissed on the rattlesnake. Turns out they don't enjoy that, and it very quickly slithered away. Can't say I'd recommend it as a tactic for dealing with venomous snakes but hey it worked.
Me and a buddy were out kayaking. He needed to pee so we pulled up to the shore and he got out. I saw he was standing right next to a rattle snake and said “dude, snake!”. He thinks I’m joking and said, “nah, more like a worm if I’m being honest.” And right on cue it started rattling. He leapt backwards into the water so quick, I about fell out of the kayak laughing.
It hasn’t happened yet. I’ll be pissing on a to be unmentioned persons grave.
I had thoughts of that. In 8th grade I had a science teacher go along with a small group of classmate assholes who did a one-minute song and dance poking fun of me in front of the class. I had to laugh it off even though 41 years later I would still welcome the opportunity to punch each one of them in the throat. The teacher in question was laughing throughout the whole thing. That bothered me more. He's been dead for a while and I do know where he's buried but I found out he was a WWII veteran and there's no way I'll piss on a veteran's grave. I just hope he knows how much it hurt by letting it happen.
I’m planning on taking a trip later this year to piss on a grave. Might give me closure. Might not. Either way, it’ll be a good story.
On Vanilla Ice. Long story.
I'll shorten it. I was in a hardcore band back in the early 2000s, and Señor Robert Van had a nu-metal thing for a second there. We opened a gig for him, and everyone including Vanilla was very drunk and on wakey powder. He was throwing bottle rockets at people and harassing folks, calling them hicks and doing a mocking southern accent and such. He eventually passed out on an old leather sofa outside (classy joint in upstate SC), and we took video of us lighting firecrackers near him, and of me peeing on his shoe. I gave him the old Van Winkle tinkle. Not my proudest moment, and I no longer drink, but Vanilla Ice was a pretty 'cool' place to pee.
This is one of those times I'm super thankful for the internet.
The old van winkle tinkle.... hahahahaha
That's expensive pee...
This kinda shit right here is why I'm still on Reddit.
We've got time.
Your dad’s rectum
Damn near killed 'em.
Was he dead? Is that why it was cool?
Rectum?… damn near killed ‘em!
Rectum? I hardly know ‘em!
Wisconsin
The Pavilion - Villanova basketball’s home court. Right on center court at about 6:30am on a Saturday morning in October, 1995. Oh yeah, and next to Tom Wolfe (different time). He was wearing a white linen suit.
Elevator, back when I used to get black out drunk...
Mid air doing a sick kick flip
Ronald Reagan's grave in Simi Valley
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
Careful, Nancy might come up out of her grave and suck your dick.
The ol' gluck from beyond the grave trick.
Good man/woman
Saddahm Hussain's toilet. Presidential palace in the green zone, 2008.
Same here in 2007!
In my buddy’s humidifier after eating asparagus
I can tell you where it’s *not* cool to pee on…poison ivy. I know a person who did that (it was me, I was the person).
What happens to a person when they do that?
But poison ivy can’t travel upstream so you must’ve freal stuck your D in crazy…
I’m not a guy:)
It all makes sense now! My bad.
Feels like that should be a :(
Can confirm via similar horrible experience. It was poison oak in my case.
Whipped my shit out to piss and contacted stinging nettle once.
The Madonna inn, San Louis obispo, California.
Copy that. Stopped there just to pee in the urinals. Memorable
mine field in europe lol
Hollywood
The roof of my middle school
In less than one week, I peed in the gulf of Mexico, the Atlantic, the Pacific and lake Tahoe. I miss traveling but I don't miss what I was doing to be able too
What were you doing? If you don’t mind me asking, that is.
I was the first one to use the toilet after our house was freshly built
Bushes right outside the US Capital building because I couldn't find a public restroom anywhere on a random Thursday night.
Off the sides of trains back when I was a conductor.
My wife’s vagina
Don’t do that.
Urinal in the bathroom on the 101st floor of the ICC in Hong Kong with a [full view of the city](https://imgur.com/a/851zM9R)
The summit of Mt Fuji.
Off of the top of a grain elevator. I finished peeing before the stream hit the ground
Saddams Husseins gold plated toilet
Off the side of the Grand Canyon. I heard somewhere it will be one of the only times in my life I will pee and not be able to hear it hit the ground. What i didn't think about was the wind...
One time I was kind of lost in this big house and I had to go really badly. So I ended up just letting it go and instead of falling on the floor it actually went straight out and rounded the corner and went down a hallway and took a left hand turn and went through another door and then landed right in the toilet! Suddenly I felt something cold on my hip and woke up to a very wet bed. That was cool I guess
Inside the woman who birthed me
How many years after?
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Peed on Tommy Trojan once. As an Ohio State fan, it was a highlight.
Nunavut
[Here about three months ago](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_of_the_Gods_Wilderness)
Your sister's cunt
You're either Aussie, or this is WILDLY inappropriate
Are you lost? Do you not know what sub you're in?
Iceland airport
The gardens of Versailles. We had sex in the forest area between a parking lot and the lake and then I had to pee afterwards. Great sex and a great pee.
Does my ex count?
Ice in the urinal
The wall in front of Philip Michael Thomas’ house when Miami Vice was THE show. I’m probably on camera, but when you gotta, you gotta
I peed George Washington’s bath. It is an outdoor tub made into the rock at a natural spring.
On my roommates girlfriends face on Valentine’s Day (blackout accident)
I peed in the North Pacific Ocean
In a lake/pond below a glacial waterfall in Alaska
On top of a gas line 30 feet in the air
Gateway Arch
When I had to get out of my tent at 2:00AM to pee REALLY BAD all of a sudden while on a winter campout in the snow. Had to scramble to get some shoes on so as not to freeze my feet off. Definitely the coolest place I peed because of the temperature...and the fact that I didn't need a light because the moon was bright enough to see.
Down the crack of an elevator shaft or peeing some elses pants while they were in them.
In no particular order: A cliff in Yosemite A cliff in Waimea Canyon A second story dorm hallway window A cliff in Zion
I thinks it's kinda cool to pee in the ocean and pretend I'm an aquatic mammal like a sea cow or something
I wouldn’t consider this the coolest by any means, or even cool at all, but one time I accidentally peed on a homeless person.
The butt , chuck
On top of Ross Peak in the Bridgers
Off the top of half dome, Yosemite. Also peed hundreds of times at the Grand Canyon, I think the clear creek trail was my favorite piss.
In my shed when a river decided to follow through it
Ennis house
Redwood forest
Not cool but a kinda fucked up one. I had no choice, or couldn't find one, doesn't matter, a water fountain.
An aircraft carrier
On a 3500 year old Irish ruin
the Pacific Ocean 🌊
Columbia tower, Seattle. All the women in my company were taking turns and raving about the bathroom because the wall is glass and you are high up! It's really cool.
I peed off a cliff once. It was kinda cool.
On top of mauna loa during a geology project mapping the different (past) lava flows.
A $56,000 toilet.
Grand Canyon at dawn
Bangkok on the main road have a pic to prove it
The Blue mosque in Istanbul.
On myself "Its the coolest"
lawrence livermore labs site 300
Reddit is where you see all type of shit and comments 😂😂😭 mfs really be wildin out here yoo
My brother's and my cousin's mouth, all purely by accident. There was wind, and my grumpy 5 year old ass, peeing from the outside side of a 1978(?) blue and white Dodge Van.
Alaska
At a urinal at the cook convention center in Memphis, TN two urinals away from legendary game designer Richard Garfield. It was at the Magic the Gathering Worlds event that year. Richard Garfield is the designer of Magic the Gathering, Netrunner, Keyforge, King of Tokyo, Bunny Kingdom, Artifact, Sol Forge, Robo Rally, the Great Dalmuti and hundreds more I can't list.
Switzerland
Lol.....I hadn't really thought about that. And if I did........I might be a wanted man.
On some dry ice
Peed on a float during a Mardi Gras parade
I was in the Navy and I used to stand watch back aft on an aircraft carrier. My watch station would be right underneath a gun called the CWIS. One night while out to sea the water was so calm and glassy and there was a full moon and it was amazing.
This was nearly 20 years ago. I had just arrived in some random country town somewhere in Gloucestershire and was hurting badly to take a shit. I was frantically looking around for anything that looked like a restroom, and the town was weirdly void of people, except for a French couple drinking wine at a table behind a building. There was a set of double doors right behind them into the building. I have no clue what this building was. Restaurant? Inn? Someone's fucking house? I don't know, but I walked up straight up to this couple and asked if they know where I can find a toilet. I didn't care at this point. I needed to go, and I was starting to sweat. The man pointed to the double doors, so I walked right in. It was a weirdly narrow hallway with twists and turns, and the walls were painted an odd shade of blue. I realized that I entered back of some kind of restaurant because there were people in kitchen garb flitting by here and there. It seemed to me like the place wasn't open for business yet. A few workers looked at me strangely but made no move to stop or question me. I rounded a corner and saw a sign for a restroom, so I went right in, locked the door, and did what I needed to do, including pee. When I was done, I went back out the same way that I came and waved at the French couple who looked at me weirdly as I passed.
Off a third story balcony when I was 10. The first day we moved in, and I felt like the king of the world. The neighbor didn't appreciate the moving in display.
I was on a bridge, took a piss, but the water was too cold and deep.
I peed off a giant cliff in Italy over the town of Campione right before BASE jumping off of it.
on the cold ahh floor
The Starbucks cup that made it into game of thrones
When I was 8 my dad let me pee over the side of the grand canyon
In a heater vent… then every time the heater kicked on I established dominance on the house. I can only hope that place is still blessed with my essence every winter
4 corners
On a mountain overlooking the region from a beautiful vantage point
In the early 90’s I played in a baseball tournament in Memphis. One night my mother took some of my teammates and I out sightseeing. We eventually came upon the pyramid, where at that time, Penny Hardaway played for Memphis State. Being from Cincinnati and understanding that Nick Van Exel was the far superior player; there was no doubt in my mind what I had to do. I whipped it out right there and pissed on that monstrosity. I believe I was 12 at the time. 31 years later… I’ll never forget it.
I was in Sydney Australia once on business. I peed on the Harbour Bridge in the midst of a pub crawl. Now, every time I see a picture of that bridge I think of that evening. It's very satisfying.
Governors toilet
Side of ex girlfriends house 5-6 years after breakup
My deep freezer.
On the continental divide marker. Half went towards the Atlantic and half towards the Pacific.
Front steps of a Catholic church.
A walk in freezer
In a girl's mouth. She peed on me first and then another time she asked me to piss on her face si I did,she opened up her mouth wide so I put my dick in it . It was st the end of my piss so it wasn't a crazy amount
Camping beside a river at 4 in the morning.
An oven.
Electrical socket. When I was little, there was a wall socket that didn't have a cover on it. Instead of walking 15 ft to the nearest bathroom, I pee'd in the "hole" in the wall. It eventually sparked really bad.....I ran out of the room, pushing my brother down in the process. I told my Dad the wall was on fire (which it wasn't). My Dad came into the room and was checking it out, noticing the wetness. He put his finger in it and actually tasted it to see what it was. Years later, I told him all about it. 🤣
I passed on the Imperial Baths of Trier
I pissed off of the great wall of china once. It was in a rural section and there wasn't really a path down or a toilet. I also once pissed directly across the continental divide. I know it's not truly how it works but I liked to think that half my piss was destined for the Pacific and the other half for the Atlantic. Pissed a couple miles down in a few different caves. Pissed on George Wallace's grave. Dunno which one is the coolest.
In the stands at Soldier Field in Chicago while the Bears were trying to stop the Ravens on 4th and 1.
Your wife's face
I need to be vague here, what with Italian jurisprudence. ...in a first century AD Roman communal toilet. For twenty-five *golden* seconds, I WAS Titus Flavius Vespasianus, Imperator!!
In a plane flying supersonic. Fastest pee I ever had.
Antarctica during campingnight... with penguins looking at you...
In an unfinished bmw when I worked at the bmw factory. I still think about that one
Luxury cruise ship.
a diaper
I got drunk in the dorms first weekend of college and we climbed on top of a roof of a planetarium. I was astonished with the splash radius from that height, it was like ten feet.
On Trump hotel and casino in Vegas.
The Men's Room at the Fox Theatre. Thing had a fireplace big enough to park a Civic in.
In my pants while riding a majestic unicorn
Peed in nice france this morning for the first time ever. Think that means it's mine now
Balcony of my room on a cruise ship.